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Okay, girls, I'm off to the Millers now. And remember, not even as far as the

woods today.

Besides, I'll be back before you know it. Aw, I'll bet you're just sweet on

that old Miller. That's why we can't go.

Candy.

Heavens, he's 80 years old. No, it's just that the woods aren't safe.

Well, then how come you go?

All right, all right. If nothing bad happens today, then I'll take you along

with me next time I go. I've got to be off now.

Bye. Bye, Ma.

Bye, girls.

Pardon me, I thought I heard a sound over there. Oh, just a deer. I'm sorry.

That's okay.

Can I sit down for a minute with you?

Yeah, sit down. Here, have some wine.

Oh, I need that.

Thanks. You look tired.

Would you like some cheese?

I would.

Thank you.

Hi. Hi.

I've got some fruit here if you want. Thank you.

Take some fruit.

Yeah.

I think I'm getting drunk off that wine.

See, this is no place for me.

Thanks for lunch.

Sure you don't want the banana?

Good morning, Mark.

Good morning, Mom. How have you been? Long time no see.

Oh, it has been a long time. I need to get some flour from you. Oh, forget

about it. A lot of machine are broken. I have a lot of trouble. This Polish

mechanic didn't come down here.

Oh, hell. I really needed it today.

Did I ever tell you a story about Sammy?

Comes home.

He tells his father.

The father said, well, what are you taking up? I said, I'm measuring

sexology. So his father said, I don't know sexology. I know biology.

Or hydrology, but I don't know about the sexology.

Then the kid walks in the bedroom, and he's open up.

So his father says, send me. After he gets over the hallway, I want to talk to

you.

My.

Emily! We're sorry little girl, we

won't hurt you Come

on you

assholes, let's snatch this one and get going

only 12.

Jailbait.

Take me instead.

Oh, please. I can cook. I can sew.

Oh, please.

Please, leave her alone.

Take me.

Captain, I think we ought to... Right, you asswipe. Can't you hear the captain

thinking?

Captain's thinking.

Captain's thinking. Captain's thinking.

Captain's thinking.

The captain's thinking.

We'll take both of them!

We don't want to sell our reputation

Hey

fellas

fellas wait for me

I hate him.

Candy's sash.

It's been ripped.

Lord, I don't like the looks of this.

Emily! Candy!

Girls!

Emily! Candy! Where are you?

Fucking broads have got my baby!

Goddamn dykes made the mistakes of their lives. I won't rest till I get my babies

back safe in their beds.

Here you go.

Oh, fuck.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Dike Camp is. Dike Camp? We don't have any Dike Camp.

Dike? What's a Dike? They're by the ocean.

Your little girls? My little girls, they've taken them away from me. I've

got to find them. You don't have any little girls.

And a concealed weapon. Who are you planning to stick with at my property?

Get away from us, we have no... Oh, can't you help me? Oh, no.

people in the woods oh did you notice her accent she's a foreigner i'll build

a stair

Okay, here we go.

Oh, no.

I turn to the ground.

Counting leaves which travel the time.

Verses leave on each other and you leave.

Cut your scummy throat.

Hang on. What are you talking about?

Man, you've got my girls and I want them back now.

I ain't got your girls. These are my girls.

What girls are you talking about? Listen, woman, you've got to the count

of ten or I'm going to cut your throat.

Two. I don't have your girls. Don't jive me. I want them back. Three.

How old are they? What girls? Four. What are you talking about?

Five.

know is i came home today my girls were gone and there was a note saying you mom

sincerely the dykes so i came to your camp i don't write nobody around here we

ain't done we ain't got

your girls but we know who i am

Suck it. Die.

No. Come on.

Come on. No.

No.

No. Come on.

Come

on.

Come on. Come on.

What are you doing here, my child?

It is most perilous to walk alone nowadays.

Yes, I know, Father, but I'm following a pack of dykes.

Oh?

No, Father, you don't understand.

They're after my girls, and I've lost their trail. Have you seen them around

here lately?

Today? Yes, just a few hours ago.

Let me think.

What did they look like?

They looked like dykes. About seven of them. They were led by a great big bull.

Perhaps. Perhaps after confessional lunch.

You're crazy! Look at yourself, you're not!

Tell me all about your transgression.

Well, the other day I swore. Right, I swore. No, no,

no. That's not the type of sin we're interested in. Sin, my child.

Sin. Something a bit more personal.

Oh.

Oh, last week I was in the bathtub and I... Yes, yes, go on.

I don't know what to say.

Are these girls your daughters?

Yes, they are.

Then you've been with a man. Yes, you had to be.

Sin, my child, sin. Yes, yes, no doubt about it, sin.

What else did you do together?

Look, this is getting pretty weird. Either you tell me what you know or I'm

going to get out of here.

Be patient, my child.

Come back, I'll find you.

don't obey the rules.

Try those tears, my dear, and let's be

Love me tender, love me sweet,

never let me go

You have made my life

complete, and I love you so

Love me tender, love me true, all my

dreams fulfilled.

For my darling, I love you,

and I always will.

Love me tender.

Love me long.

Take me to your heart.

That I belong.

And will never part.

Love me tender.

Love me true.

All my dreams.

When I rush those dags, you come in for your two daughters.

Oh, Derek, be careful.

Don't worry. When I get through to those decks, they won't know I hit them.

Dick! Bull!

Ma! Candy!

Emily!

My flute itches.

You people think that you can come into the woods and do as you please.

Well, you're wrong.

Oh, Derek, we didn't mean no harm.

The very moral fabric of our woods seems to be unraveling. Statistics are

skyrocketing. We have become morally bankrupt, wallowing in filth and

perversion, hitting your yahoos.

I'm shocked, boys and girls, shocked.

Starting today, why don't we try to make the woods a decent place to bring up our

children?