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You look a little blurry there. Let me zoom out on you.

- Okay. - Okay.

Good morning.

- Got it. - Okay, I got you.

This is my home.

Okay.

Which I am leaving the comforts of for the weekend to explore the Blair Witch.

Alrighty.

Good morning, all. Oh, shit, there's the phone.

Lonnie is going to get the phone because it is probably one, either Josh or Michael.

Yeah, one minute.

- Who is it? - Jane, it's for you.

It's one of your friends, Ed.

Hello.

Yeah.

- That was my friend Ed, wishing me well. - That's cool.

- My hand is shaking. - You a little nervous this morning?

I am. Look, the camera is shaking.

Do you want to shoot some stuff? I want to just shoot my backpack.

It's fucking freezing out.

I know. Today was a cold morning.

- It's fucking freezing. - There's frost on the ground.

Yeah, there is frost on the ground

which I'm going to have to get some shots of because

I don't think people will believe quite how cold it is

with all of us going out into the woods camping.

All I can say is thank God for Josh and Mike, because

I really don't think most people would agree to do this.

But we went to school to make films.

That's a big knife you got there.

And make films we will.

Where's my fucking Maglite?

Camouflage Maglite is very practical because...

actually I'm lying, it's not actually practical at all.

because if you're using it at night and you're shining a bright light

it's not really necessary for it to be camouflaged, is it?

- Not really. - Not really.

Okay. Let me take my gloves off again.

I'm slightly nervous, but I have to pull myself together because...

this is my baby.

and...

the guys have got to have full faithin me that I know exactly what I'm doing.

Even though I've never shot 16 in my life, I know how to load the CP now.

Well, I've shot test shoots for this.

- Yeah, but you're really good at what you do, so... - Well, I'm good at video.

Alright.

- Let's get some shots of the frost on the ground. - Alright.

My God, my backpack is incredibly heavy.

See? I didn't lie.

- Frost. - Indeed, we are setting out after the day of the first frost.

I'm not really sure exactly what kind of omen that is

but something tells me it's not incredibly good.

Some essential reading.

'How to Stay Alive in the Woods', 'cause you never know what's gonna happen.

And this is a very important book, because it has

the article about what happened at Coffin Rock.

- That looks pretty old. - Yeah, it's totally old.

And this is my field notebook.

Well, there's my pack.

Here's me.

Where the hell is Josh?

It's gonna take us at least 20 minutes to get to Mike's house.

It's kind of a shitty start to be late.

I really, really, really wanted to get out on time this morning.

But part of film making is collaborating with and depending on other people.

Yeah, I know.

- Hey, it's Mr. Punctuality. - Hey.

- How the hell are you this morning? - I'm tired.

Did you sleep well?

What's up, my boy?

- How you doing? - Good morning.

- Good morning. - How are you?

Good.

Good. What's going down?

We gotta go get Mike, all right?

You wanna help me grab my pack?

- What's that? - You wanna help me grab my pack?

- Yeah, give me two secs. I'll be right in. - All right. Come on in.

All right.

Josh is finally here.

So, he'll be in in just a second, and we will be back to be ready to go.

Come on!

We'll be able to check out all the shit tonight, I promise.

Three and four times even.

Come on, we're supposed to be at Mike's in 15 minutes.

Don't turn me into a bitch already please.

I just wanna be nice. I just wanna make a movie.

Is that so wrong?

- So, I got the CP up. - Good.

That's important, because that's what we're shooting on.

No one knows I took it, but I got it.

All right, come on. Into the house.

Come on. Come on.

I can see you.

I'm not gonna bump into shit. I'm walking backwards now.

Okay. We don't wanna fuck up the cameras before we leave.

Hey, nice camera, man.

Alright. I know I'm hitting the steps.

- So, where's Mikey at? - We have to go get him.

Okay.

- We're supposed to get him at 8.30. - Okay.

Which means we're already gonna be behind schedule, but it's important to have juice.

That's cool.

Relax.

- You got the hotel and shit, everything set? - Yeah, staying at the Hillside.

- Can you turn the fucking camera off me, please? - Okay.

Thank you.

We're now leaving to go get Mike.

The time is 8:05, Eastern Daylight Time, actually.

It won't be Eastern Standard Time until Monday.

Let the games begin.

I guess you're Mike.

Here, wait.

Don't we get to meet your mama?

See you later, mom!

Hi. How are you?

- Psyched? - I am completely psyched. How are you feeling?

Good. Tired.

Hey, man, we gotta stop at like a 7Es. Right around the corner.

We gotta get some food and and shit, anyway.

Well, the food shopping is gonna happen after we check in at Hillside.

- Hillside? - It's the motel we're staying at tonight.

- Okay. - You got reservations and all that shit?

- Please. - Do we get beds?

- Please. - We got room?

- Please. - Do we get a shower?

- Please. - Do we get shampoo?

Oh, my God. It's a hotel. It's not like, you know...

That'll all come later. Don't worry. That's for the rest of the weekend.

- We got girls? - Yeah. It's got loads of chicks, man.

Loads of chicks and porno flicks, man.

Yah... man.

- So, Josh, would you say the chicks dig it?

- All chicks dig it. - You think chicks dig it?

- All chicks dig it. - Alright.

- Yeah. - Well, boys.

All viewers. All viewin'... Viewin' people.

Chicks dig the Dodge Daytona.

- You got enough room in there, man? - I don't know, man.

Be careful, because there's a lot of equipment in there.

My ditty bag. It's got the omnidirectional in there.

Can you sing us a little ditty this morning?

Can you sing a ditty about your ditty bag?

Not yet. I got to have some coffee first.

Okay, well I guess that's reasonable.

Let's rock. You want a shotgun?

Of course.

Is smoking allowed in your car, man?

Like there's really any question about that.

I am fucking doing good. I'm real excited about this.

Thank you for the opportunity.

Well, thank you for getting the equipment together. We're totally grateful.

We're just going to check the equipment. Just want to check the DAT

make sure everything's in place 'cause frankly Mike's someone I don't know.

Shades... very nice.

The official survey of equipment for tax purposes.

You just need to survey the equipment or put the battery in and turn it on?

I just want to see it operate.

I guess we don't really need... Well, I guess we should tape this.

so we can prove to ourselves that it did actually work.

Just trust it, man.

I do trust you.

I just want to make sure we have batteries and that it works.

I'm not going to hook up the mic and shit, because it's going to take too long.

but I will definitely show you that it works.

Yeah... I just want to see it click on. That's all.

- I'm sorry. It's nothing personal. - No, I know. I hear you, man.

Everything's got to go off without a hitch.

- I got... I got a battery - I'm anal but it's a lot of money.

- I've got four of these. - Good.

- We've got plenty of time. - About how much time is in each of those?

- I'd say five, six hours. - And you've got a recharger?

Yeah. I've got everything.

I got every... I got all that shit. Tough guy!

Alright.

Beautiful!

We've got so much fucking battery power

we could fuel a small world country for a month.

Uh, we got rice. We got Mott's fruit punch.

Oatmeal raisin, baby.

The ultimate camp food.

Ahh... Feel how soft...

Soft...

Marshmallows.

Ooh! Do you believe in ghosts?

Okay, we've got ourselves a little corner table here at Stokes Country Inn.

- Do you have a restroom? - Yes we do.

Right down the center hallway on the left hand side.

And this is our waitress. She's a little over-exposed. What's your name?

My name's Carol.

Carol will be our waitress this morning or slightly afternoon.

Actually, I'm just a hostess, but your waitress will be right over...

Since we might not be seeing you again have you

there's a legend in this area about the Blair Witch. Have you ever heard of that?

Um, no I haven't but you might ask the waitress

or somebody else around here

they might have heard about it.

Thank you very much.

Have you ever heard of the Blair Witch?

It actually sounds kinda familiar. My older sister went to Blair High School.

The woods around Halloween time is a creepy enough phenomenon.

I don't want to go cheesy. I want to really avoid any cheese.

I want to present this in as straightforward a way as possible

and I think the legend is unsettling enough.

I want to get a little bit in here.

Give me a sec, man. I'm going to go set this camera up over here.

We're relatively tightly scheduled. I tried to give us some room.

We're not interviewing Mary until 5:00

but I cannot stress enough the importance of being on time.

- So where's the first? The first is the cemetery? - The first is the cemetery.

The cows lie down in the field.

A portent of rain.

Okay, ay-ya-ya.

And this peaceful scene is only interrupted by our noise.

And the fabulous parking job that I must get on tape because

- Get the piss shot. - I could not get out my door.

Oh, the piss shot. There we go.

Um, because look how Josh parks the car. God bless him.

We love him.

- I know how to park my car. - I know, I see.

God bless you.

- We're here at the cemetery. - God bless you.

- I have to pee also. - Go pee.

I'm going to hold on to the video camera while I do.

I'll get you on 16, man.

...run into a little technical problem.

Um, we're getting a light reading of 45...

and as you can even see on the video, it's incredibly bright...

which is definitely going to cause us some problems...

because we don't have any ND filters.

Fuck.

Look at this place, man.

All the dead looking down upon the living.

- Where do you want to set up? - Right here.

You're going to start here.

Yeah, but we're having a little exposure problem, so we're going to see what we can do.

With the 16?

Yeah. We're getting a light reading of 45 and we won't see anything because it'll be all washed out.

So we've got to check some... we've got to see what we can do.

- Okay, well I'll fiddle around. - So we're going to try to come up with a solution for that.

- Okay. - Alright, so you deal with your shit.

- Yeah, I'd like to get set up and then I'll help you out if I can. - Great.

Things are off to a booming start. We have a salad in the camera.

Didn't even really get through one take.

Yeah, that was the best take. That was the money shot right there.

Yeah, and uh... but no, it's actually exposed now.

Because it was in the body of the camera. But we're new to 16.

So it's okay. We've got 20 rolls of film.

20 very expensive, precious rolls of film.

It's okay.

Bad dress rehearsal. Good performance.

Hey, that's right. That's right. That was a dress rehearsal.

It was a secret dress rehearsal.

Nobody knew it was a dress rehearsal except God.

God and the dead people knew it was a dress rehearsal.

We were... lacking that knowledge.

It's going to be a beautiful shot when we get it.

- Truly. - It is really nice.

It's going to be a really fucking great shot.

You guys want to get the ceremonial first slate?

Absolutely.

Here he is filling out our first slate for our first shot.

Should we all like cut our fingers open and bleed on it?

A little bloodletting on the slate?

- No, we'll save that for later. - Kiss it. Kiss the slate.

- It's first slate. - First slate marked by my lipstick.

Mikey, first slate. Kiss it. Good luck.

Oh, he licked it. God bless him.

You're not supposed to eat it. We need that for the rest of the shoot.

This is Burkittsville, formerly Blair.

It is a small, quiet Maryland town.

Much like a small, quiet town anywhere.

No more than 20 families laid their roots here over 200 years ago.

Many of whom remain.

Either on this hill, or in the town below.

There are an unusually high number of children laid to rest here.

Most of whom passed in the 1940s.

Yet no one in the town seems to recall anything unusual about this time.

To us, anyway.

Yet legend tells a different story.

One whose evidence is all around us.

Etched in stone.

- Yeeha! - Yeeha!

Well, we have shot the first scene.

The cemetery scene. The opening is shot.

- This is uh... - This is our salad.

This is our souvenir.

This is, yeah. This is our souvenir from our very first shot

of our very first day. Of our very first scene on 16mm.

And we are proud of this salad.

Sleepy. Pretty sound.

You never heard of a witch in the area at all?

- No. - Really?

Let's get in back.

Hello, sir?

- Hi, how are you? - Alrighty. How are you?

- I'm doing pretty good. - Mind if we talk to you a little bit?

Um... sure. What about?

Oh, we're doing a documentary.

- About the Blair Witch. - Oh.

- Oh, have you heard of the Blair Witch? - Oh, yeah. That's an old, old story.

I remember Mr. Parr was an old hermit.

- Right. - And he lived up on the mountain.

He had a place up there.

Been there for a long, long time.

You've heard of the Blair Witch?

- Several times. - Several times.

And what was the first incident?

Well, I've heard stories about her from people and neighbors and stuff like that.

But also I saw a documentary on the Discovery Channel or somewhere.

- Really? - Once about her.

About the ghosts and legends of Maryland.

Yeah, it's a story my grandmother used to tell us all.

- Make us go to bed early. - Really?

Say if you stay up after dark or walk around the

house too much the Blair Witch will come and get you.

Sort of in the winter I guess, the fall or the winter... 1940.

Some of the young kids started to disappear

and nobody knew anything about why why they were disappearing.

But the creepiest story that I ever heard was that two men were out hunting

and they were camped near the cabin or something that she's supposed to haunt.

No! No!

And they disappeared off the face of the earth.

- No! - Really?

Okay, it's all right, Ingrid.

I'm just telling a scary story, but it's not true.

It's not true.

Finally one day old Mr. Parr come down into the market

and said, 'I'm finally finished'.

And what did he mean by that?

Well, I guess nobody knew at first.

But the police finally went up on the mountain

and they searched this house

and they found the bodies of seven kids from the area.

- Wow. - And those were the seven kids that were missing.

And then they brought them out of the woods one at a time

and it just was a terrible thing.

It just tore the whole community up.

What he did is he took the kids down to the basement by twos

and he made one face into the corner.

Really?

And then he would kill the other one.

When he was done with that he'd grab the one

out of the corner and kill that one too.

He said in court that he couldn't take the eyes on him.

He could feel the eyes watching him.

That's why he made them face into the corner like that.

The wives went looking for them and found their campsite.

- The fire was still burning. - Right.

The deer they had hunted were in the process of being gutted.

It looked like somebody was still working there.

And kept there. The men were nowhere to be found.

Their clothes were there, everything was there.

- And they never ever found them? - They never found the men.

All my life really I've believed in witches and ghosts and all that stuff.

Do you believe that there are some in this area?

Oh, definitely.

Born and raised in this town of Bundy.

You were?

And you've never heard of the Blair Witch you said?

No, I haven't.

And what is your name, sir?

Ross F. Conner.

And is it okay that we have you on camera? Do you use it in a documentary film?

- Yeah, that'd be all right. - Alrighty then.

- Do you believe in witchcraft? - No.

- No? - No, sir.

- Are you a religious man? - Yep.

Alrighty.

Pretty creepy stuff.

I believe there's something happening with her.

And you think that it's possible that she's still up there now?

I don't go up there.

You don't go up there?

Yeah, I believe enough not to go up there.

And they say that the woods are all haunted up there and stuff like that, but.

- What do they say? How are they haunted? - Well, I don't...

there really isn't many people that say that it's haunted

- but there was this old woman Mary Brown. - Mary Brown?

- Yeah. - Hmm.

- And she was kind of a crazy, crazy lady. - How was she seen by the community?

Crazy.

And you know of Crazy Mary?

The whole town knows about Crazy Mary because she's a very strange lady.

What kind of things does she do?

Well, you know she wanders up and down the street and she talks to herself

and she...

You know, you want to feel sorry for somebody like that and you kind of do

but at the same time you feel kind of worried

so that you end up not maybe being quite...

So not so much sympathy as paranoia about her.

- Or fear... basic fear. - Yes, I would say that people are afraid of Mary Brown.

When you say you don't like to drive by the cemetery, so you sort of know where it is.

Well, it's out toward Burkittsville.

I mean, you know, that's a whole area that at night is kind of creepy.

And you guys are out there investigating all this, right?

- This is something you're interested in doing? - Yeah. We're making a documentary.

Well, it's something that

I don't know.

Myself, I wouldn't mess with it.

I just think there's something kind of evil out there

if you want to know the truth that's what I think.

So saw a vision of the witch in the woods.

He went on to say that he was guided by her will.

Do you think he may have seen the horse lady vision?

At the time of your sighting as a child, did you have any knowledge of the Blair myth?

What do your neighbors think of your story? That should be interesting now that we already know.

Have you been back to that area of the woods?

And what made you stay in the area?

That's for Mary.

That's it. The American flag.

That's Mary's house.

I'm going to grab her and bring her out.

Why don't you take a look around and see what the best light is?

Okay.

This is Mary's gate.

I'm not even sure how I pull this open.

Okay. That's a little odd.

Oh, shit. I've made her gate fall apart.

Because something interesting happened to you actually at one point in your life.

You had an encounter with the Blair Witch.

Um, yes. That is, um, a really kind of scary story.

To kind of make ends meet, my dad and I would go fishing down by Tappy's Creek.

Right.

And, you know, it's in Burkittsville.

I was laying down on the leaves, a pile of leaves,

kind of watching my pole and looking up at the sky

and all of a sudden I felt like something

was near me, you know, kind of an eerie feeling.

It was like a woman

only on her arms and on her hands and everything.

It was like hair, like real dark, almost black hair, like, like a horse.

Like fur?

Yeah like a fur, like horse fur.

Then her arms, she had like a shawl, wool shawl over her.

And she scared you? She threatened you?

And she didn't say anything but she just kept staring

and then she opened up her shawl.

And what was under there?

And under there was hair on her body, like a horse.

So she was hairy from head to toe?

Yeah, and her legs, and you could see she was a female.

Right, how about her face?

It was just kind of like strange looking.

Frankly, I was afraid to shoot some of the people

because I thought they would kill me.

I mean, these were some...

Fuck man, these people were scary.

Everyone from that fucking guy...

You know what, it started off with the guy in the restaurant.

It started off totally with the guy

in the restaurant who was watching us.

And I don't even know if we ever got him on video.

I don't know if he was even in the background.

I think he was dodging the camera.

And now somebody said that this was like a big clan town.

We just did the interview too damn late.

- It was way too late to do an outdoor interview. - I know it was.

- At 15 feet... - Look, worst case scenario, we re-shoot it.

- You know she'd be more than happy to talk to you. - I think she would be totally happy to talk again.

Um, 7 foot 5 and she was 4 feet away from me.

Oh.

So...

Yeah, so it's out. It's not too far out, but it's out.

Definitely.

But I think she'd be good sort of ghostly blurry.

I mean, we'll get dailies and we'll see what we got.

Well not really dailies. We'll get like...

We'll see it eventually.

Let's put it that way. And we'll see how it looks.

Okay.

Thank God she's not in the film business man.

She thinks she is in the film business. She also says she's a ballerina.

She says she's a historian writing a book on American history.

And that she does... She's a scientist who does research at Department of Energy.

I fucked up on the Mary interview.

- I'm checking my depth of field chart to see how bad. - So you measured for meters?

What? We're not in Europe.

Well, the fucking lens has meters on it, okay?

It also has our system.

No, it had meters on it. Look.

This is an American camera, though.

All those are meters.

What about the brown ones?

The brown ones are feet.

Yeah, all the brown ones are on there, eh?

Yeah, but the white ones are obvious.

But I thought you've used this camera before, man.

I've used it, like, once before.

How do we feel about today, guys?

I learned a lot, man.

You learned a lot about Mary Brown?

No, I just learned a lot about, like...

Sixteen?

Just shooting out here. Shooting doc.

Celebratory beverage?

Um, yeah, there's a liquor store.

I thought you had scotch.

I do, but, you know, that's for the woods.

We're gonna have to be sharp in the woods.

Is anybody hungry at all?

I'm a little hungry. I only had that chili all day.

We got food right here, man.

Yeah, I really don't want to buy food.

We're not on the kind of budget that would

I got... here we go.

We need gas, too.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

But I went to Montgomery College, and at Montgomery College, you can get wasted on $2.99.

- They got Golden Anniversary or anything like that? - They got beer.

Eight-ball!

For $6.98, we can get a pint bottle of Johnny Walker Red.

Really?

I say we go for the scotch.

I say we go fat, man.

I fucking hate scotch.

And I got some Coca-Cola from this morning.

How much cash do you have, Heather?

Uh, like $6.

So you got cash for a six-pack. So we get a six-pack and scotch.

I definitely want to have a beer or two.

Okay, so let's get a six-pack and scotch.

Are you all right?

I ain't gonna die, Pa.

The witch will heal you out there.

- Kick some ass today. - Cheers, mate.

- Very good day. - Excellent day.

Very good first day.

Okay, we're gonna do an equipment check, but I'm gonna call my mom.

- Okay, I've got a bag of Utz and a beer. - And we don't really need to get into that.

So I guess you're covered then.

Could you just run it for a couple of feet for me so we can check that it's okay?

Sure.

I just want to hear if this mag is loaded properly so we can shoot some stuff.

Okay, that's good.

That's good!

- That's good! Thank you! - Okay.

Let's be relaxed because we've got a really, really long day tomorrow.

Today was cake compared to tomorrow.

We're gonna do a lot of hiking. We're gonna have a lot of weight on our backs.

That's what we're preparing for.

Shut up, you smart ass.

- Pour me a shot, please. - Oh!

- I'm freaking out. - You can't do that.

Yes, I... You know, at this point, I fucking have to do that, all right?

I fucking have to.

Do we have any weed?

Here I go.

Drink!

Drink!

I fucking hate scotch.

Lost and you're lost and endless ends with

no real handshakes and no true friends and

No, I don't remember that one.

I remember but ahh...

- Are these your own? - Yeah.

- We're both. We're like going into this poetry jam. - I see that.

Another poem.

Snow falls from the ground this eve.

Rub my runny nose against my sleeve.

I believe again that I am young and I'm catching snowflakes on my tongue.

- And there's a whole bunch more, but... - Oh, that's nice.

Do that one again. Heyeah...

Heyeah...

I wrap myself and hide your mind happiness.

Dove's cover burns deep in the lung.

She rides horses in a land far whiter than this.

Fuck!

It's happening to both of us.

- What did you just say to me? - You guys are doing all the talking.

I'll just chill and have a cigarette.

If I don't give a shit, I don't give a shit?

- You're making, all I'm saying... - Josh.

You said if we don't get beauty shots.

Heather, Heather, Heather. Wait, wait.

We are going to get beauty shots. Everything is going to be fine.

I'm going to talk and then you're going to talk, okay?

You've been talking the whole fucking time as far as I can see.

And I'm taking the rest of the scotch because if I ever want to get to sleep tonight

I'm going to have to get at least a little buzz.

Uh-huh.

We're going to set up camp at 3:30.

Is that fine?

You'd better stop rolling my fucking stock, man.

You'd really better stop rolling my stock for shit.

Can't we all just get along?

We could if I was even allowed to relax.

Let's relax because it's going nowhere. Is that correct?

It's going absolutely nowhere.

If I were an editor, this would all be on the fucking floor.

Over breakfast tomorrow, let's decide what we are going to do.

You know, everything goes so well when Josh is sober.

When he's not on something, I get along with him so well.

I'm going to stop this and we are going to pick this up at breakfast tomorrow.

- That's fine. - And we're all going to be alright.

Because this project rocks and we are all psyched about it.

It is a good project and you both said it was a good project and that's why you came on.

- Exactly. - Are we okay?

I hope we are okay. I really hope we're okay.

- I'm great. - I'm fine.

I'm okay.

Josh, why do you have to be such a stinky drunk?

It's a nice moment.

I don't need to hear that.

You don't.

I'm just happy to be standing here.

Okay.

If it's agreed, that's cool.

Look, Mike, I don't want to fight with you too.

I don't want to fight with anyone.

But you do put off some vibes that are, you know, kind of like...

- I have to put off some vibes because it's my money. - Right.

- It's my project. - It's our money too.

- I know it is. - I make $200 a week.

I'm spending $75 to go out on a weekend to film some shit. You know?

- You don't want to be working? - It's my money too.

I know you do.

See, like this is... Okay, enough.

Enough. Like this shit is so wrong right now.

What's wrong is I'm looking at a camera.

I'm having an argument with this person behind a camera that I don't want to be having.

Take that thing, turn it off.

It's exactly the position that we've been putting people in all day.

That doesn't matter!

That's people you're like... Those are outside people outside of the film, man.

They're still people.

You name me one person today, maybe besides crazy bitch Mary

who had a conversation with this thing the lens right here.

Name me one person who did that.

These aren't actors, these are people.

They're uncomfortable in front of a camera.

If I'm having a conversation with you about work

the last thing I want to be doing is talking to a camera.

I understand.

- So now I'm totally wrong. - You're not totally wrong.

I am because I'm sitting here staring into a camera talking about it.

- Do you want me to stop? - Yeah, but I don't want to stop the conversation.

Okay.

I don't talk through that.

These are my eyes.

I am fully serious about this project and anybody who's not should leave now.

Bottom line.

- There's my friend Josh. - Hey.

- How are you? - I'm hurting.

Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

Do we remember that at all?

Do we have any recollection of that at all?

Is this the same person?

I'm not ready for that thing, like.

I know you don't like it. Okay.

Hello.

Welcome to Day 2.

This is awesome. I've never been in a cornfield.

Well, you know, you can't put it in the campfire when it's already off the cob.

You put it in with everything on it.

Uh-uh. You put it in tin foil.

I'm not gonna waste the tin foil on corn. We can use it for reflection and stuff.

Okay, then we won't eat corn.

You gonna eat that?

- That's fucking hard. - Pesticides and all.

Look at that.

A boy and his corn.

And a broken tooth.

That is hard.

The trail is somewhere along here. We shouldn't miss it.

It should be pretty obvious.

You guys say you know something about the Blair Witch?

Oh, I've heard the myth. I don't really believe much in it.

- The myth? - That's all I think of it.

- What'd you say, sir? - I said you damn fool kids will never learn.

Damn fool kids will never learn.

- That's what I said. - And what makes you say that?

First of all, can I have your permission to put your image on video?

For the purposes of a documentary entitled The Blair Witch Project?

- I don't care much about that, but... - Well, you have to say yes or no, sir.

- Watch it. - Oh, sorry.

Yeah, sure. That's all right.

Some girl back in the late 1800s, Robin Weaver, I believe her name was

supposedly just wandered off, disappeared into the woods.

Ain't no supposedly about it.

They wandered off.

- Okay, so she wandered off. - And she got lost.

She got lost.

Three days later, she just appears back on her grandmother's porch.

Right.

- And everybody's mystified about it. - Right.

She was babbling something.

- She had a tale to tell, too. - Yeah, she was babbling something about

an old woman whose feet never touched the ground.

I tell you, I saw right up there by that tree, up the creek, I told you that.

About a hundred yards

I saw a white, misty thing that I can't tell what it is.

It was like a gray vapor rising out of the trees?

Right out of the water.

- Right out of the water near the trees? - Up the side of the tree and it disappeared over them.

Oh, you're full of it.

I'm not full of it. I wasn't drinkin' that day.

How is that related to the story of Coffin Rock?

Yup, it all ties into the story of Coffin Rock.

How is that?

Anybody worth their salt around here knows that

this area's been haunted

- by that old woman for years. - Oh, that's bullshit.

- Oh, this view is ever so amusing. - Flat ass.

- How's the speed? A little more? - Yeah you can do it.

Could you slide up so get more of your ass crack?

This is some serious woods we're heading into.

Are you excited?

You got it.

I hope he's not rolling off not rolling off a whole shitload of stock.

How many feet are you shootin'?

- Eh, just 20 so far. - Oh, okay, good.

Heh, yeah.

- I could help you, but I'd rather stand and record. - Okay.

- Packs are on? - Rockin'

We're ready to go.

- We gotta go up to the shack, the shanty. - Yep.

Wow.

Oh my god, this is a very heavy backpack.

Not the smoothest start, regarding direction.

But now we're on the trail.

And I'm in behind.

I'm behind because...

I don't even know why.

We're back on the trail.

Coffin Rock's about a mile away.

- How you feeling? - Good, a little tired.

Yeah, me too.

How you feeling?

- I'll let you know when we get to wherever it is we're going. - Okay.

On our way to Coffin Rock. We are totally on track.

I know exactly where we are now.

We're a bit behind schedule.

I'm very concerned about losing light today.

- So are we crossing this, yeah? - Yep.

Okay.

I wanna get her going across, man.

I see a dirty behind.

There it is. See?

- That's Coffin Rock. - Where is this Coffin Rock thing supposed to be?

Like which one?

This one here?

Not quite what I expected.

It looks like a rock.

It's rectangular.

How are we supposed to get to it?

Weird.

Whoa, that shit is slippery.

Coffin Rock. Give me the camera.

- Will you take this? - Yeah.

- Check out inside? - Totally.

- I'm gonna get the 16 out in a second. - Great.

- Oh, it's still rolling. - Yeah, I know.

Fuck.

I'm still not catching how this looks like a coffin.

That is kind of weird.

That fucking hole in the middle there.

See something over there?

Well, I mean, there's a hole in the rocks man.

But it just looks like a hole in rocks.

And this goes out into the stream.

And...

I mean...

Everything can look like a coffin if you force your perspective I guess.

But there's nothing distinctly...

Ghoulish...

In my perception.

- Where we settin' up? - I want to shoot in here.

I want to read parts of the article in there.

I know the light is very, very bad, but the creepier the better.

Man, that is so fucking creepy.

You don't even know what's under there.

Ellie.

Just for the record.

So when you watch this, Heather. If we get lost, I'm going to be pissed.

Because first she said the cemetery was two miles, now she said it was four.

No, she said four miles first, then she said two miles.

- Then she said three. - Then she said three miles, but we can definitely make it there in a day.

Jesus.

I trust her.

Do you?

- No. - Aw.

Dude, I really don't want to get lost.

Yeah, I don't want to get lost either, man.

Especially not the fucking wet ass woods.

I mean, I'm cool for another day or two.

I'm cool for like, let's go home.

We can't find the cemetery.

Oh, we can't find the cemetery? Totally.

You know?

And then it's sort of a pointless documentary.

We'll get more shit in town, man.

Yeah, that's what I think.

We'll get more shit in town.

Or maybe there's somewhere we can drive closer

to get to the cemetery or some shit like that.

So, Heather, get us to the cemetery.

Serious, man. Serious.

I want fucking Shakey's brunch tomorrow.

Oh, man.

They went into the woods prepared to find death.

What they found was a desecration of humanity at the site

which trappers have often referred to as Coffin Rock.

On top of the rock formation, the story of the

torture inflicted upon these brave five men unfolded.

Each was bound to the other, each man's hands bound to the next man's feet,

forming a solid structure out of the men.

Blood at the edges of the hemp indicate that this act had been committed while

each was alive and able-bodied enough to struggle.

In the torso of each man, the intestines had been torn out crudely.

On each man's sun-bleached face was inscribed indecipherable writing,

cut into their flesh with an eerie precision.

The men, still entranced by the horror of what had happened

left the scene to find the sheriff, and did not sketch the writing

and did not remove the bodies from the rock.

Upon return, vultures were seen at the rock.

But upon inspection, the bodies had been removed by persons unknown.

The search party claimed that the stench of death was still thick, and whomever had

taken the bodies had done so in a matter of hours.

That happened here, at Coffin Rock.

It felt really rushed because I really want to get to camp.

And it's 4.52 and we're going to be losing light soon.

But, I mean, I can always use the shot without me in it.

Because I recorded sound in the rock reading the whole thing,

so I'm sure I can edit it together somehow.

It's starting to rain.

- What'd you do, rent this thing? - Yeah.

Well, I don't have a tent for three people, you know, I'm not used to...

I'm not usually traveling with two men, if you know what I'm saying.

It is pouring rain right now, we can't even get a fire going.

Show the kids at home what the stick is for.

Look at that.

We've got our very own leaning post.

If you get too much ass smell in the night, just get away.

Yeah, okay, who wouldn't let me have a cigarette in

the tent, but he's allowed to fart as much as he wants?

No, I never gave Mike any fart allowance.

So you heard noises last night?

- So I totally heard noise. - See, the problem is I sleep like a fucking rock.

It was like there were two separate noises coming from two

layers of space over here, and one of them was kind of like...

One of them could have possibly been an owl, but the other one was like a cackling.

- Was definitely, it was a total cackling, man. - No way.

If I heard a cackling, I would have shit in my pants.

There's the boys.

Sometimes I wish I was out here by myself, actually.

You miss things when you're with other people.

You don't hear as much or see as much.

You're more distracted.

Especially as...

I'm the director.

Directoress.

It's hard to keep their respect.

It's very hard to keep control.

Over to compadre boys.

Clothes are still a little bit dry.

I mean wet.

That was wishful thinking, I'm sorry.

Clothes are just a little bit too damn dry.

Clothes are just too dry for us to wear.

Hopefully it rains a little bit and they get wet enough so I can take them with me.

- Okay. - Cool.

Here's the map.

Do you guys want to look at this before we go?

Yeah, you want to show me where we're going?

Yes.

We're not going to really deal with this area too much.

We're going to be...

You've got to hold the map up for me. There you go.

We're going to be along here.

Okay.

We're about here now.

- Right. - And we're going to be going down to here.

- Okay, so we're walking straight along the river. - Yeah.

- The entire time. - Yep.

Where did we start out yesterday?

- Ah, off the map. - Off the map.

Because I knew where we were going. Though I know there was some confusion.

Wait, wait, wait. Say that again.

I said I knew where we were going.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Would that be a full of shit statement?

No, I didn't.

Would that be a full of shit statement?

All I'm saying is that you got us lost, man.

- For a very brief amount of time. - Okay.

- Just don't get us lost today. - Yeah, serious.

I'm not. I know where all these places are.

So what's up? Are you happy with the way the documentary is going?

Yes, I am.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

And I'm very pleasantly surprised by our little Mikey.

- Our little Mikey? - Our little Mikey.

Man.

He's a very spirited young man.

I mean, what's your take on the Blair Witch at this point?

- Do you think she exists? - I don't know.

I don't know.

Heather, I really wish you found a trail to get up here.

There's a trail on top of this hill. Don't worry.

It is a trail.

This isn't a trail. This is a mountain.

It's... it's a good trail.

And it's a shortcut!

We like shortcuts, don't we?

We like level shortcuts.

We don't like mountain shortcuts.

It's a little warmer today, so this is the first time we're seeing Mike's chest.

It's really hard to pick up on video, actually.

Mike has really sporadic hair patterns on his chest.

- It's like a symbol. - It's like blank, hairy.

- Blank, hairy. - You should see my ass.

Look, look. It's fucking Uruguay right there.

- Right there. - Wow.

- There's Paraguay over here. - Look, I think I see Bolivia.

What killed this dead mouse?

Witchcraft?

How about God?

The Blair Witch uses protection.

We're like in the middle of fucking nowhere.

And there's a Trojan Trooper.

Oh shit, my pack is really heavy.

Okay. Press on, boy.

Is that the Blair Witch?

No?

I think it's Heather.

Taking a piss.

You're not supposed to be filming this.

I really have to go.

Oh, go!

We are hot on the cemetery trail.

- There should only be a... - Says you.

- What? - Says you.

Says me, of course.

And we should be hitting it in about 90 minutes.

You guys cool with that?

What?

This will get us to the cemetery faster.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

We all brought waterproof boots, didn't we?

No problem.

Where is she?

Where is she?

Ellie!

Ellie!

- Heather? - Yeah?

- You alright? - Ah, yeah, I'm fine.

Hey, that got a little spark out of him.

Um...

I wish something scary would happen.

I would like to see Mikey shit his pants.

If for nothing else, I would really like to see Mikey shit his pants.

I kinda wish I'd planned something like that, actually.

I can't pick them up at all.

- I got it all on film, man. - Good.

- Nice. - It's nice.

- I don't know how it's related to the project, but... - Yo, they're creepy.

- They're not creepy. - They're creepy.

Did you hear that?

- That was fucking creepy, man. - You think it's creepy?

I think it's beautiful.

Well, it's... Well, we have two different aesthetics.

- Blackbirds flying in V formation... - In the dead of night.

Over a cornfield.

Take these broken eyes and learn to see.

Blackbird fly.

It'll be good for cutaways or some shit like that.

Maybe we can tell the people that it's crows.

Or witches incarnate.

Hey, good idea. It's a dead coven taking the shape of geese.

So, Mrs. Donahue. Miss Donahue.

- Ms. Donahue. - Mrs. Donahue is my mother.

Ms. Donahue.

What was your first inspiration to do a documentary on the Blair Witch?

Well, I saw a paper at MC that somebody had written for

for this elective that they have on local history.

Uh-huh.

And...

I was fascinated by it.

Do you remember who wrote it?

It was... her name was Sarah.

Sarah Keswick.

Right.

And what was her involvement?

Have you ever spoken to Sarah Keswick?

Yeah, oh yeah. I talked to her about the paper because I wanted

to find out where she got some of her sources from.

- Right. - The Blair Witch Cult book in particular.

But that was a little hard to get your hands on.

- She never actually got... - And was she cool?

Yeah, she was totally cool.

We had a lot of common interests because I'm into weird shit.

Did she believe in the Blair Witch?

No.

- No? - No.

Do you?

I don't know.

- I'd like to. - Right.

I think it's important.

- What? - I think it's important that legends like the

Blair Witch aren't unknown by people around here.

Right.

Or anywhere. I think those kinds of things are part of our history.

But don't you think that something that black and evil might as well just be buried?

Well, I mean, you can't necessarily say that it's black and evil.

I mean, there could be a lot of explanations.

- I mean, if it's all, if it's all... - If it is all the Blair Witch

who had done all these things, I mean,

it's good to be scared.

I thought we said to always stay in earshot.

I thought you said we had half an hour before we were moving anywhere.

I had to go find one of these.

Well, I thought to eat and things like that. Oh.

That is pretty cool.

I heard you guys yelling, but I didn't even have the vocal strength to yell back.

Oh.

Okay. Well, it helps that we know you're in earshot.

- I'm in earshot. I yelled once. - But we know that by you responding.

- Right. - Okay.

- But I did respond. - Well, you worry... me.

- Don't... let me. - All of you.

- Let me see. - See?

- Cool, eh? - Cool. Here.

You can only find those way over that way.

Almost out of earshot.

Oh.

Oh.

Huh.

It's interesting. I didn't realize it grew in such a small region just like this.

No. It's just over there.

That's the only place it goes.

All right. Here's the things we run into when we're way off.

When we're just in the deep of the woods.

- Lost maybe? - We're not lost.

God, I wish you guys would relax.

That is...

A downed tree, but it looks to me like a cattle skull.

It's pretty cool.

Alright.

Alright. We're getting there soon.

- We've been... - The cow reincarnated as a tree, man.

Yeah.

Cool.

Josh feels it's necessary to look at the map now,

Even though I know where we're going, and we're going straight ahead up there.

If you'd know where we're going, we wouldn't be hiking like...

We're in the middle of the fucking woods, man.

Some of it is off-trail hiking.

Because people told you, oh yeah, there's a cemetery back in there.

We're lost. Admit that first, because...

I know we're not lost.

Oh, you knew that yesterday too, and you knew that twice today.

Look, no, bullshit, and we have not been lost at all today.

- That's... - Not once.

I know where we're going.

- Okay, this is where we were. - Let me tell you what you said to us.

It's like two miles away.

Then it's like two hours away, three hours away.

Maybe it's four hours away.

- How could you... - Did you agree to do this project?

I did. I agreed to a scouted out project.

- I didn't agree to just... - It is scouted out, and I told you that getting

to the location is what's going to be easy.

- Guys! It's cool. It's... It's cool.

Please, you're being a smartass. You're being a smartass.

Let's just... We're looking at the map.

We're gonna find this the best we can. I can totally find this.

This is where we were.

We're going more or less this way.

I have that we're going this way.

We're going this way.

Oh, well, let's go that way!

Okay, let's walk a little bit further and we'll check the map.

- But we've got... - Let's just do map checks every ten minutes.

If we do map checks every ten minutes, I'm cool.

Fine.

Are we ready to press on?

Yeah, let's go.

Let's rock.

That's the word.

If you want to go the shortest way, we're going it.

Is it so much harder than what we've been doing so far, really?

What?

Is it so much harder than what we've been doing so far?

No, it's just...

I think it's fucked up that we're hiking through the middle of the woods, man.

I told you guys that that was going to be the case some of the time.

I told you guys that.

- I just don't understand how you... - One minute. Did I tell you that?

- I just don't... - Did I tell you that?

- How you could have a sense of direction. - Did I tell you that?

Let you talk. Go ahead. You talk.

All I'm... I'm asking you one question.

What do you want? Is this for your own pleasure?

So you can say that you got both of us pissed off?

It's ridiculous. I'm stupid.

Wait a minute. Getting both of you pissed off.

I'm doing the project that you guys committed to doing.

I'm not intentionally trying to get you pissed off.

It's your lack of trust in me and your lack of commitment that's causing this.

Heather, the only reason that there's any lack of trust...

it's because you've been vague on a lot of things.

If you weren't vague on a lot of things,

we'd be cool and there would be no trust issue.

There have been problems.

All we're trying to do is check out that we're safe.

I'm committed to your project.

I came on your project because I wanted to do your project.

But there's a certain level of respect that goes in

between at least communicating between yourself.

Get that stupid thing off me.

Between yourself and your crew mates as to what we're doing, man.

I'm telling you, we're going straight ahead.

I know. All I wanna know is that it's not ambiguous.

That it's not some vague fucking thing. That we know where we're going.

And that there's no road in. Like, I just don't see how there's houses

and that there's no road in to the houses.

The community that was there was first built in the 1700s, okay?

- Well they had to get somewhere else. - Would they have a horse and carriage?

Right, and there were trails but what I'm saying is a lot of this

area isn't used in the same way it was used then now.

No, and we're still a ways away. You can't...

It was a very small community and we're very far from it still.

Not very far, but we're far from it still.

You can't see two miles ahead.

No, I realize you can't see two miles ahead.

Let's do a map check.

Everybody's looking at the map.

So we all are very assured of where we're going.

Let's just do the map then.

Can I have a light?

The river is from where we started this morning, which is very far away.

No, the scale of the map is right... it's a very tight area.

Do you know the name of...

is there any names on here that we're supposed to be looking for?

No, not really.

Dude, at this point I don't know if I trust

your sense of direction much more than Heather.

I hear you.

You're welcome to look at it, man.

Okay, what's your call?

I mean, where do you think we're going?

I'll tell you the truth.

This is like...

This is Greek to me.

- Right. - It's useless.

Exactly.

So I'm just putting my trust in you that you know where it's...

We're good.

Although I gotta tell you, I don't fully trust you.

And I... nah...

- What? - Nothing.

I don't know why you have to have every conversation on video, man. Tape some ambiance.

Because we're making a documentary.

Not about us getting lost.

We're making a documentary about a witch.

I have a camera.

Doesn't hurt, because we'll all look back on this and laugh heartily.

Believe me.

Neither of you seem to be able to read the map at all.

I totally know how to read the map.

Yo.

I'm the one who found that map.

Then you said we were going that way.

No, we've been going in the same direction.

- We haven't been going in the same direction. - Yes, we have.

Let me see.

- I don't know if I can get up any higher. - Dude, be careful.

- Why are you gonna go up higher? - Hey, be careful.

My next group is gonna be all women.

Much easier to get along with.

I don't see shit.

I know.

I know.

Shouldn't we be in sight distance of at least the area at this point?

You're looking for an old cemetery from the top of the tree from two miles away.

These are old stones. It has a lot of tree cover.

How could we be two miles away when we were two miles away back there?

You said it was two miles when we started.

- Exactly. - You said it was two to three miles when we started this morning.

Now we've gone at least a mile and a half.

No, we haven't.

To two miles.

Oh, we totally have, man.

We've been walking all fucking day.

It's four o'clock.

We started walking at 11.

It's not four o'clock.

We need to keep rolling, please.

Please come down.

Let me just see if I can get any higher.

- No, man. - We don't have time for this.

- Not even worth it? - Really.

You're not gonna be able to see it from here.

Okay, at least let me try.

Okay.

If you could see it, that'd be great.

We would all be able to rest much easier, apparently.

Heather just promise me we're not gonna, like

get lost and fucking die out here.

We are not going to get lost and die out here.

Okay.

I'm coming down.

We're all gonna be safe and sound home tomorrow night by 10 o'clock, like I promised.

Oh, shit. My foot's stuck.

Shit.

Promise me you won't fall from that tree and die out here.

You know how to shoot 16 if I do?

I sure do.

You bet your booty I read up.

That's disgusting.

What is?

What, that I know how to shoot 16? That's disgusting?

No, that if he fell you would probably run and grab the camera.

Baby steps, man. Baby steps.

Just breathe and don't look down, maybe?

No, you gotta look down.

You gonna have to crawl?

I'm hittin' the crawl.

Think about how cool the fucking cemetery is gonna be when we get there.

Think of the joy of being in a really good film.

- Okay, shut the fuck up. - Okay, I'm quiet.

Shit, how am I gonna do this?

Okay.

Mikey?

Yeah?

Dude, there's no way you're coming across with your DAT on your belly, man.

No way, man.

There's no chance.

How are we gonna get the DAT across, then?

- That's really fucking hard, man. - How are we gonna get the DAT across?

Like, the one this morning with the moss was cool.

This is slippery as shit.

How are we gonna get the DAT across?

Um, I don't know. Let me get out here and get my pack down.

I'll just go back and forth, man.

You wanna go back and forth? You can do it that way?

- I don't even wanna do this at all, but... - Okay, well let's do it.

Yeah, we'll do it back and forth.

Oh, Christ.

Oh, shh. What'd you drop?

No, I didn't drop anything.

The tree just broke on me.

Oh, fuck.

This is what the log bridge looks like from the other side.

There goes Joshua.

He's a master of it now.

He's crossed it a few times.

But yet again, he's our tree-climbing boy.

All right, guys.

Here's what we're gonna do.

We're gonna be going up this hill a little bit, getting on the trail.

Facing against...

No, yeah, we're gonna go up the hill.

We're gonna walk along the trail here by the creek.

- And go against... The... - What trail?

- Well, you know, trail... - Can I just say we're walking upstream?

Yes. Essentially, we're walking upstream.

Fine. Thank you, Mike.

I'm just trying to be more specific so you can have lots and lots of trust in me.

Do you have lots and lots of trust in me?

- I got a whole lots and lots of... - Did we find the creek again?

- Yep. - Uh-huh.

Did we all cross the log bridge safely?

- Heather? - Okay.

- If you gloat now... - No, I'm not gloating. I'm not.

If you gloat now we will ream you so fucking hard.

- if you fuck up. - Oh. Oh. Oh shit!

Oh shit. Sorry.

- Did you step on my ditty bag? - No, I didn't step on your ditty bag.

What did you step on?

I just tripped slightly over your ditty bag

without ever actually touching your ditty bag.

It was more like a trip over the DAT.

- No, everything's fine. - As long as you didn't step on the ditty bag.

Everything's fine.

All right.

We're cemetery bound.

- I should, uh... - Oh, we gotta get a move on.

Cemeteries are generally on hills.

Sometimes.

Whoa! Whoa!

- What? - Heather, Heather, Heather!

- What? What? - Heather, Heather!

What? What?

- What man? - What?

- What? - There's like KKK guys.

Bullshit.

It was totally guys in hoods.

I swear to fucking Christ, man.

I swear to fucking Christ!

Bullshit.

Shut the fuck up!

I swear to Christ!

And they ran that fast, did they?

Maybe it was deer.

We're very, very, very close now.

You guys excited?

Okay, what's this?

- Whoa! - What is this?

Dude, guys.

Do you remember something that Mary Brown said the other day?

What was the story from the Bible that she was telling us?

Fuck, I wasn't listening to her because I thought she was a lunatic.

It was Esau, but it was something about a pile of rocks.

No, she was totally telling us about her rocks, dude.

What the fuck was it about a pile of rocks?

Does anybody remember?

Dude, live your life.

This is like...

- Live your life. - Looks like an Indian burial ground, man.

See, I don't know if this counts.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

The stones aren't covered with leaves.

Well, some of them are.

But doesn't it look like somebody tends to them or something?

I mean, why would a pile this small?

- Heather. - I don't think you should be playing with those stones.

Yeah, it's serious, man.

People are just, you know, dead people in here.

- Okay - Supposedly.

- Supposedly. - Supposedly.

There are.

What, you think some lunatic comes up here and puts... I don't know.

I don't know.

Maybe.

Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage.

Flames are licking you like the devil there, Josh.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip.

That started on this desert isle aboard this tiny ship.

Yeah, but this ship has a good captain, not a fat beer-guzzling guy in a blue shirt.

He wasn't beer-guzzling.

They had no beer on the island, man.

If they had had beer they would have had like, big-ass orgies.

You're kind of like the captain, and Mike's kind of like your Gilligan.

No offense.

- That's all right. - I mean that as a compliment.

Gilligan was a funny guy.

The captain was fat, though.

Well, okay, let's call it a thin captain.

Let's not call it the captain anymore, you illiterate TV people.

It's The Skipper.

Okay? No more captain.

Oh, Mike.

Here we are back at the rock again. The rock thing.

Cemetery deal.

I also want to be careful not to get in the film shot.

It certainly is odd.

Bloody camera light...

You didn't just knock that over.

- Please tell me you didn't just knock that over. - I just knocked it over.

That's not very nice.

Let me put it back.

Can't be too careful.

What did you think?

It was, you know, same thing, only darker.

Yeah, pretty much.

All right.

Bag it up.

Put it away.

Hello?

Shit, hit the light.

We were sleeping.

Do you want this?

Just keep it by the opening in the tent.

Shhh.

Listen.

Hello?

Hello?

It's all around us.

That is fucking weird.

Michael, are you saying you're not coming down?

I ain't going down there.

- Why not? - Because I'm not. I don't hear shit.

- Because you're fucking scared. - Because I don't hear anything anymore.

Because you're fucking scared. You could not deny hearing it.

Get your ass out. What's the big deal?

- The rain fucking blows, man. - I know.

It's raining very heavily.

Thank my mom for giving me rain gear for my 18th birthday.

God bless her.

What did you think that was last night?

- Personally? - Yeah.

I think it was someone fucking with your head.

But nobody knows we're out here.

Yeah, but you ever see 'Deliverance'?

So you think it was rednecks?

I think it was someone fucking with us.

I definitely think it was someone fucking with us.

But nobody lives around here. How do you respond to that? What do you think?

I just think that if it was any...

Well, obviously we're out here, so there could be someone else out here.

The only people around here are the people up on that hill.

You said that. You said that.

I say that and I negate what you say.

I say that there could be someone else out here, and I say that if it was some sort

of divine source, that it was pretty goddamn uninspired for a witch, you know?

If I was a witch, I'd get a bit more creative.

Can we just all say that we did hear something?

- If I can make like... - We all heard something, did we not?

Can we just all say that we're going home?

Yes, we can all say that we're going home.

Because I'm freezing, my ass hurts, and I want to go home.

We have a very long hike in the rain.

- Yeehaw. - Yeehaw.

- So you have no... - So you don't think it was the Blair Witch?

- Is what you're telling me? - Do you?

I don't know.

I don't believe in the Blair Witch.

I haven't seen anything to prove it.

What about the stories?

Stories are stories.

Did you talk to one person who you would trust if they gave you directions on a map?

No.

But do you understand at all where I was coming from?

I just wanted to get whatever it was.

You were freaking out. You bugged me out.

- I don't even know... - I WAS freaking out.

I woke up all of a sudden, and shit's going down.

All I can think is I gotta get it. I gotta get it all.

I want it on sound. I want it on 16.

If we can see anything..

I wanna see it on 16.

Well... it sounded to me like a bunch of people running around

and I'm not down with messing with locals, or whatever.

I don't know who the hell would come out here.

What bugs me out is that we're so damned deep in the woods, and people are gonna

try and come out here and mess with us

then they gotta have something wrong with them.

And I'm not gonna play with that.

But how do we know it was people?

Well, even if it wasn't, I'm not gonna play with that either.

Fuck, man.

This... this is a very long day.

A very wet, very long day.

Nobody's really speaking to me at the moment.

Dude, I don't remember a portion of this from walking in.

What?

I don't remember a portion of this from walking in from the car.

Well, we have to go a little differently to get back

because we went around in a curve a little bit.

I'm telling you guys, two more hours max.

If the way we came in was the fastest, why the fuck are we going back a different way?

Because we have to go around. We came...

That was the most direct way to hit our two locations.

Now this is the most direct way back to the car.

- Seriously, really? - Yes.

- Seriously. - You know exactly what's going on? - Yes!

Let's just keep going.

Okay, I want to wait five minutes to do a map check.

Alright.

Okay, we just did a map check and it seems like we're still pretty much on trail.

That's not what I said.

No, I think we're alright.

Come on, let's just keep going.

We took a map reading, we just followed what the compass says.

We're going straight ahead. We're going that way.

That way.

We are in the middle of nowhere.

We've been in the middle of nowhere for two days.

The car is parked in the middle of nowhere, almost.

No, like, look at this shit, man. This is nothing.

Okay, let's just keep going, alright?

- I think we should camp. - Get the fuck out of here.

Why, because you don't know where we're going?

No, because I think we're still a ways off from

the car and it's going to be getting dark real soon.

- Look, I'm not saying for certain. We might be... - We're not camping here!

Get us home. Turn the camera off and get us home.

Give me the fucking map. Give me the map.

Heather, give me the map.

Turn the camera off and get us home.

No, I'm not turning the camera off.

I want to mark this occasion.

Give me the map.

The map is in my pocket. You're going to have to wait a second.

You want to see the map?

GOD DAMN!

Shush.

If we keep our heads together, we'll be just fine.

FUCKING BULLSHIT!

Mike, chill!

Just relax, Mike.

DON'T FUCKING TELL ME TO RELAX!

Let's walk up, find a tree to sit under or some shit, check the map.

Yes, can we find a place to sit to check the map, please?

On a happier note

in spite of feelings that we may have, we've all agreed that it

would be a much easier trip back to the car

seeing as it's a very long hike if we all just

play nice.

We cool, Mike?

Yeah.

Alright, well.

It wasn't terribly convincing, but I'll take it.

If you would all just put your trust in me like I

asked you from the beginning, we would be just fine.

Heather, I think it's a little late for that, man.

A little late for that? Why are you guys flipping out?

Wait a minute. Hang on a second!

Let me have my piece for a change.

Weren't you guys flipping out exactly the same way on the way to the cemetery?

And did we not get to the cemetery?

Yes or no?

Yeah, after we got lost.

We were not lost!

We were not lost on the way to the cemetery!

After point where you've been pulling

head trips and power trips...

I have not been pulling any kind of

fucking head trips or power trips!

I came out here to make a good film.

If that's not what you came out here for

that's not my problem.

Would you stop with the good film shit? The film is over!

We've done the fucking film!

Why do you think I'd be out here for free

if I didn't think this was going to be a good film?

Don't fucking pull that shit on me, Heather.

What's going on? Let's keep going.

- Come on, man. - Come on.

We're losing light quick. Let's go, man.

It's five o'clock, man.

I know.

We're not far.

We've got a half hour of daylight.

Okay, well let's keep going as long as we can, okay?

Let's keep going until we get to the car.

Well, we can only go as long as there's light.

No, we can go to the car.

- We're never going to find the car in the dark. - Dude, are we going to the car?

I have no fucking clue at this point. I don't know where...

Come on. Let's just keep going ahead.

I know where we are. I know where we are.

Let's just keep going.

I don't think she does either, but we gotta move, man.

I know exactly where we are. Let's just keep going.

These breaks do not help.

I know.

I know. You don't have to say that anymore, man.

You guys want to take breaks all day

and then you wonder why we're behind schedule.

That's exactly why we're behind schedule.

I'm wondering why we don't know where we are.

We know exactly where we are.

- Can I see the map? - For fuck's sake.

Listen, seriously, alright, let's just all relax and get out of here.

We have to get out of here.

That's what I'm trying to do, Josh.

This guy has work tomorrow that he needs to get done with this fucking

equipment, and if I don't get it back, I'm never fucking working again.

I'm gonna pump gas for the rest of my fucking life.

So let's get out of this fucking shit.

I would love to, but Josh...

Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

If we are on the deep run branch...

If we're on the deep run branch, then we're going the wrong fucking way.

If we're heading up this way, and this is...

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You've been telling us where we're going, so shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up and look at the map.

Can you shut the fuck up?

CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT THE MAP?!

I have been looking at the map for over a year.

Don't fucking touch my camera!

GET THE CAMERA OFF, THEN!

Are you happy?

I'm not happy... no.

But the car is not far, we're just not going to be able to find it in the dark.

Are you absolutely, positively sure?

Yes, I am so sorry man we can probably still get the DAT back tomorrow.

We have to! We have to!

We will. We will.

We will get the DAT back before it's due back tomorrow.

I gotta get the fucking camera back I gotta...

Everything we will get back tomorrow.

- I'm supposed to be at work tomorrow at 9. - I know.

- It's fine. Let's go to sleep. - Let's camp, lets just fucking camp okay?

How are ya?

Not bad, not bad. Pretty fucking chill.

Thank you for the Scotch, Mikey man.

You're very welcome.

You're very welcome.

That's totally appreciated, man.

- That was warmth in the gut if I ever had it. - It sure was.

Would anybody like a tissue?

Nah, I'm alright on the tissue front, thanks.

Hey!

False fucking advertising right here.

It says lift.

Doesn't work.

That sucks. I'm gonna try it again.

So we're actually having a pretty good night.

We're doing alright.

It's not bad, man.

- It's not bad. - It is a beautiful night out.

That's for sure.

There's just no way I feel like being pissed off right now.

I know, me either.

It's nice not to yell.

You've been very...

You've been a lot nicer since we decided to camp.

You've understood my agony.

I totally understand your agony, man.

Still agonizing, but I let it go for now 'cause I'm chillin'.

I'm having a very good time and I'm enjoying the company with all.

Except for these tissues!

Mike is apparently, as we all know, prone to holes

in his pants for some reason which escapes us all.

It defies all logic as well as physics.

But Mike's pants... He has pants just like the rest of us.

He's wearing jeans just like me and Josh.

- But for some reason... - Now what do you do when it's like...

Alright, I got it.

Take it all the way down.

Start stitching even where it's still together.

- Mm-hm. Right here? - Yeah.

You're gonna make a... You're making huge stitches, man.

Okay. Higher?

Uh-uh. I'll start you off.

Alright, good.

That's my motive.

All the way through?

Uh-huh.

- Oh, that's it? - Yeah.

- I was doing like a cross stitch and... - Uh-uh, Uh-uh.

Do a real simple over stitch.

- Just over stitch it all the way up. - Oh man, that's cake.

I was doing...

- You got it? - I was being very artistic.

No, you don't want to be...

You don't want to be artistic with the stitch and just be very practical.

That's why it's my strength.

Because I'm a practical girl.

- Thank you very much. - No problem.

If it was a person, it would fucking come after us.

Probably that same fucking redneck motherfucker woke us up last night.

Oh, followed us like four kilometers

out of the woods to a new location?

- Yeah right! - He's probably just playing fucking head games.

Somebody's following us through the woods to make

noises at our camp at two o'clock in the morning?

Don't be ridiculous.

Hey, got a fucking nine mil I'm going to put

in your goddamn skull if you get any closer.

- Do you fucking hear me? - Shhh.

- YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? - Shhh

I want to get it. I want to get it from inside the tent.

Whatever it was last night, it sounds like the same fucking thing.

Where's my boots? Oh, fuck, it's cold.

Hello?

Oh, shit.

It's fucking freezin'.

There.

- What? - I hear it.

I don't hear shit.

You hear that?

Shit.

Hello?

Oh, fuck.

I think it's just a deer.

- It could be deer, I guess. - It's just a deer.

I don't fucking think it's deer, though, man.

It sounds exactly like the shit last night. It's on all sides of us.

- It's got to be just like a deer. - It was a deer, man.

- I don't think it was a fucking... - It wasn't like last night.

Yes, fucking listen.

Okay, let's get it on DAT.

Let's get it on DAT. Be quiet.

- Okay, okay, it's on. - Okay.

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that?

What the fuck?!

Shh.

It's not scared by our yelling.

- But it sounds like footsteps. - I know. That's a fucking person.

Mikey, I'm not seeing shit on video.

I'm gonna leave the rest for DAT alright? I'm gonna stay out here with you though.

- You gotta fucking stay out here with me. - I am, I am.

What time is it?

Is it fucking anywhere near morning right now?

- Let me see. - Please say it's fucking five o'clock or some shit.

Three.

Fuck.

This is bullshit.

This is absolutely fucking crazy.

I'm sorry, Mike. We should be out of here already.

This has got nothing, nothing to do with what the fuck we're here for.

I swear to God, this is bullshit.

Woke up this morning just like two seconds ago.

And there are piles of rocks outside of our tent.

There are three actually.

Are you seriously fucking positive those weren't there...

I am seriously fucking positive these were not here.

How would we have like just made a campsite

in between three piles of rocks just by coincidence?

You don't think this is strange?

This is way fucking weird but it really doesn't matter at

this point because all I want to do is get to the goddamn car.

Wild, man.

That's just like the fucking cemetery.

Obviously.

Let's just go home.

Does anybody remember the Mary Brown story?

No, I don't remember the fucking Mary Brown story.

Fuck! What did she say about a pile of rocks?

Fuck!

Whatever it is, man.

Whatever it is at this point.

I know, I know. We have to get back to the car.

We're obviously not wanted here so let's get the hell out.

We have to go. We have to get the DAT back anyway.

I realize that.

That's what I'm saying.

Let's get the DAT back.

Let's get our shit packed up.

Let's walk.

We're out of here.

Yes, we're out of here.

Okay, cool.

I can't believe we have to leave just when shit's happening.

Heather put the fucking camera down.

Let's pack up the tent.

Okay, hang on.

Okay?

Come on.

No, I'm not fucking scared.

I'm just tired.

I'm hungry.

I'm fucking like...

I'm just fucking done, man.

Alright.

I'm just fucking done.

What do you guys think it is?

Let's get going, okay?

No, but what do you think it is for real?

- I have no fucking clue. - It seems to fly...

I don't know if it's you fucking with us or if it's

someone else out here in the woods fucking with us.

or if it's the Blair Witch fucking with us

but whoever the fuck's fucking with us

I don't appreciate it at this point.

I'm too goddamn cold.

I'm too goddamn tired.

I'm too fucking hungry.

But you're admitting that it's possible that it is the Blair Witch.

I don't give a shit, man.

Shut up about the witch!

At this point, if it is the fucking witch, I just...

I just want to get the fuck out and leave her space, man.

Whatever the fuck it is, let's go.

Are you scared?

Do you remember... I just have a question.

I am, I am, I am.

But do you remember at Mary's house how there was

like a nest of rocks like the one in the cemetery?

I'll talk to you about it in the car, okay?

I can't fucking remember

if I saw it at Mary's or not now

because I've seen it so many fucking times at the cemetery.

...about that fucking freak-ass chick Mary Brown

as soon as we get to a Denny's somewhere.

- Okay. - Okay?

Before then, I don't want to hear about it, I don't

want to talk about it, I don't want to think about it.

I'm with you.

There's no trace of anything else out here.

Obviously nobody else is very excited about the rocks,

so I'm going to take it upon myself to shoot the rocks.

Heather, Jesus fucking Christ.

Come on, man, can we just get out of here?

Somebody's got to shoot the rocks. I want the rocks on 16, okay?

She wants to get this one shot.

That's ridiculous.

Figure we'll let her get the shot, man.

She put those rocks there.

What's that?

She did.

I don't fucking know who put the rocks out.

She really wasn't out there long enough to put the rocks out.

I mean, literally, that would have been like a major conspiracy, man.

Like, she wasn't out there that long.

She just wasn't out there that long because we were out last night.

I mean, you got to admit it is kind of fucking weird, man.

No. It's, it's, she woke up and put the rocks there.

Dude, we're, we're sleeping in a tent.

We're like sardines in a fucking tent.

It's not like she can leave the tent without one of us hearing her leave the tent.

This is fucking crazy, man.

I can't even fucking believe this shit.

Okay, the bottom line is this.

Weird shit is happening.

And I'm not really sure that we're going to get to the car.

I know I'm in deep shit at this point.

- Mikey? - Yeah?

We can't figure out where the fuck we are without the map, man.

Well, we couldn't figure out where we were yesterday with the map, so I'm...

I think I got an idea of where we are on the map.

I hope you do.

But if she don't have the map, surprise, surprise.

I don't have time to sit here and wait.

I know, but like, this is serious. We need to find the map.

Yes, I know.

That's an awful guilty look on your face, Heather.

- I know. - Holy shit. Don't even.

I don't know about you, but I live in fucking DC man.

My resources don't include getting out of the middle of the woods when we don't know

where the fuck we are without a goddamn map.

I'll see you guys later.

Mikey? Mike!

Come on, let's go. We gotta go somewhere. It's getting late.

Mikey? Mikey, come on.

Dude, we can't go anywhere without the fucking map.

We gotta go somewhere.

- We can't go anywhere without the map. - She doesn't have the map.

She's gotta have the map.

Heather, keep looking, man.

There's only one place that I ever put the map

and that's in this back pocket right here, and the map is not there.

Heather, that's the most important thing we could possibly have.

Now, we're out of food, we don't have jack shit.

If we don't have the map, we're fucked.

Did you take it?

No, I didn't take the fucking map, man.

I'm not playing head games, man.

If anyone's playing head games you're playing head games

but I'm not playing head games.

I don't have it. We have to go.

I'm serious. I don't have it.

- Are you fucking serious? - I'm fucking serious.

I don't have the map, okay?

Heather, that is so not cool, man.

- I know it's not cool. - That is so not cool.

I know it's not cool.

That is... that... I mean, that's the fucking, like, least responsible thing

you could have possibly done, man.

I know that.

You really don't have it?

One of you has got to have the map.

No, I don't have the map.

We gave it back to you after map check yesterday.

You've always had the map.

I know, and I've always had the map in the same place,

and if it's not there, one of you had to have taken it.

I'm not going into your fucking pants to get your goddamn map, man.

I just checked my pocket.

It's not in my pants.

Look, would I go in and get your map?

All I want to do is get out of here, man.

I'm not fucking around.

That's all I want too, man.

Let's go.

No, you want to stay here.

You want to film rocks.

You want to look around.

- You want to fucking, like... - Go!

Get this. You want to get that.

- Which way are we walking? - That way.

Dude, we're in the middle of the fucking woods.

We're in the middle of the goddamn woods.

We can walk any way.

We're going this way, because that's the way we've been going for a fucking day.

We're going this way, and that's it.

We've got to come across something.

I gave you back the map, Heather.

I gave you the map.

I gave you back the map.

The map has never left my best pocket this entire trip.

And they all know that that's always where it is.

I didn't touch it since we had a map check yesterday.

I swear to God, if this is another control thing with Josh, I'm gonna kill him.

The best way we're gonna get recognized, guys...

Who's gonna recognize us?

- If we go anywhere... - This is a ridiculous plan. I'm sorry.

Nobody's gonna see us. I mean, look at all around.

We're still in the middle of the woods.

I realize that, but if we walk down now

we're walking straight back into the fucking woods.

Well, that's what we gotta do.

We gotta walk south.

That's where the car is.

We're gonna walk south until 4:30

and it's definitely not 4:30. Let's keep going.

Josh! Josh!

Would you just give a little control over to other people just for once?

No way, man.

You guys have had control.

You had the fucking compass.

You had the map.

You had it all planned.

Okay.

Now, I wanna, I wanna...

This is getting so fucking tiresome.

I really can't deal with this anymore.

- Heather, I just wanna do this. - We all agreed to

keep walking south until 4:30.

- Why don't you guys go on? - Oh, and leave you here.

Leave me here.

I'll fucking stay here.

I'll build a fire.

I'll fucking chill out.

I'll try to flag someone down.

I'm gonna try to flag someone down, and if I find anyone...

Josh, we're leaving now.

You're coming with us.

Yeah, and where is right up here?

Where is right up here?

You can direct people to the highest point.

How... Oh my God this is the highest...

Because do you see anything higher?

He, too, now is a cartographer. It's amazing.

- There's no way. - No, I just don't see anything higher.

Are you making a map of the area?

I'm using my best common sense I can right now.

Yeah, and our best common sense tells us that we're going south, and didn't we just

not five, ten, I don't know even how long ago it was now.

Didn't we just agree that all three of us were gonna work together?

I realize that, but I just think we're fucking ourselves at this point...

We are not fucking ourselves....

- We agreed... We all agreed... - If we stay here...

Eventually, eventually someone's gonna come by and see.

I'm walking south until 4:30. Good luck with the witch.

I hope there's a giant stone pile on your head when you wake up tomorrow.

You should be scared.

Josh.

- Guys, can we just give it a shot? - No.

For how long? Till tomorrow morning? You're crazy.

No.

This is the stupidest idea I've ever heard.

- I can climb up one of these trees. - Of course you can.

I can take our jackets. I can take the red jackets.

I can fucking tie them on trees all over the place here.

Mike, let's go.

- This is ridiculous, man. - We're going.

We're not giving up yet, man.

Dude!

Josh, we're not that far from the car. Let's go.

You guys are fucking wrong.

And this is not the highest point.

If any shit ends up going down to me, it's your fault, man.

Oh, sure. Isn't that what you wanted from the start?

Isn't that exactly what you wanted from the start?

No. At this point, this is my judgment call.

- This is my call. - Well, your judgment call is not right.

We have too many hours of daylight to give up.

We do not all agree with your judgment call, and we agreed to work as a unit.

We have too many hours of daylight to give up.

Don't you agree?

Look at how high the sun is still.

I just think you're taking me into a much

more dangerous position than I am right here.

We're already in danger.

Dude, here have got to be local people...

We're already in danger!

We are too deep in the woods for local people still.

Dude, we're not that deep in the woods, man.

Planes fly over everywhere.

Planes flying over right now.

They can't do us a goddamn bit of good.

Planes fly over fucking Alaska and Greenland too.

That's exactly what I'm going to do, man.

I'm going to send smoke signals.

Ohh-kay!

You can't even light a fire without lighter fluid, man.

There's no way you know how to...

Bullshit, man.

Bullshit, man.

Can we just please go? Can we just please?

We're going south, Josh.

Come on, let's go.

If it were at all a reasonable idea, I would trust you wholeheartedly.

But it's a highly unreasonable idea.

Josh, I would trust you in a couple of hours.

In a couple of hours, I agree to do that.

And if we didn't all agree that 4:30, we would hike until 4.30.

It just makes sense because we might not find another high spot.

This is exactly why we didn't get to the car yesterday.

- Right but if we... - This kind of time wasting. Let's go.

Shut up, Heather.

How is it me?

We all agreed on this plan.

We all agreed on this plan. I'm not yelling.

I can't wait until that camera is just gone from my life forever.

Okay, we'll keep walking and we have a much better chance of it.

Just turn it off.

All I'm saying is we can move as fast as we want, but if we have no fucking clue

where we're moving to, then it really doesn't matter, does it?

We're following the creek and Mike seems satisfied with that.

You guys stop it!

We are lost.

We are fucked.

We are done.

We're dead.

We're fucked.

I'm just gonna stay here.

When you guys find somebody, tell them I'm under this tree with the vine.

All blame aside,

this is really fucked up.

- I know. - Yeah.

- I know. - We really, really, really need to work together.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Okay, so we deal with the fact my camera's not gonna be back

your DAT's not gonna be back.

No blame from now on about that shit.

Look.

Serious.

- The area's not that fucking big. - Exactly.

It's very hard to get lost in America these days, and it's

even harder to stay lost, so we have that on our side.

What?

Well, we're doing a pretty goddamn good job of being lost

because at this point,

when you're not home today, when I'm not home today, people are gonna start noticing.

Like, my girlfriend's definitely gonna notice that I'm not back today,

and that I haven't fucking called.

I mean, if I called, it would be one thing, but, you know, if I just get back,

like, don't get back, period, and I don't call, she's gonna notice, which means

that by tonight, if we haven't found shit, someone's gonna be looking for us.

Oh, no.

Go this way, go another way.

Go down there.

I just got my whole shit wet.

Oh, shit.

Well, let's try it this way.

I don't think you want to try this way.

I think you want to try the other way.

If we didn't have these fucking packs, it would be so much easier.

Dude, my feet are wet.

Are you... is that Michael laughing?

Shut the fuck up. Cross the stream.

He's laughing.

Michael, that is the first time I've heard you laugh in days.

- Oh, man. - I'm really happy you find it very amusing that I'm gonna

be incredibly uncomfortable for the rest of the day.

Dude, uncomfort just is not even...

Can we keep going, please?

Nah, we're gonna chill out.

I thought you wanted to get to the car.

OH, BOY!

Okay, come on, let's get up here.

Oh, shit.

You guys weren't lying to me about the map, were you?

Because this just seems like you guys were having

just a little bit too much fun for my taste.

We're just going a little stir-crazy.

Heather, Heather, Heather, if you make me yell at this point

I'm gonna have to yell at you, man.

Come on, seriously, if you have the map, I just want...

I just want to know that you have it.

That would just make me happy just to know that you have it.

Heather...

If I know that you have it and I can at least see it, I will feel much better.

Like, all we're trying to do is be cool with you.

Well, I find it very cool that I get laughed at

because my shoes are wet for the rest of the day.

I find that fucking hilarious.

Heather, dude, all our shoes are wet.

We were laughing at the situation.

Fine.

We're fucking hungry, we're fucking tired.

- What the hell else are we supposed to do at this point? - You know what?

I kicked the...

I'm sorry, it's fucked up.

It's fucked up, but I... I kicked that fucking map into the creek yesterday.

It was useless!

I kicked that fucker into the creek!

I fucking hope he's kidding.

Mike?

Holy shit!

I really fucking hope he's kidding.

- I really hope he's kidding. - Mike, are you fucking kidding?

I'm sorry, man. I'm fuck...

You've gotta be kidding me.

You have gotta FUCKING be kidding me!

...fucking game?

Get the FUCK off me, man!

WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?

NO, I'M NOT OUT OF MY MIND!

THE MAP WASN'T DOING SHIT!

NOT TO YOU BUT I KNEW WHAT THE FUCK THAT MAP SAID!

- I'M SORRY! - YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!

I'M SORRY!

YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!

- AND IF WE... - THE MAP WASN'T DOING SHIT ALL DAY!

IF WE GET HURT OR IF WE DIE OUT HERE, IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT!

IT IS YOUR

FUCKING

FAULT.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!

WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?

YOU'RE JUST FUCKING WITH MY SHIT HERE!

Okay, no. I'm not. I'm not.

THE MAP WAS USELESS!

If this was your own...

IT WAS USELESS TO YOU! IT WAS USELESS TO YOU!

BULLSHIT!

Okay?

- Okay. - This is not why I brought you out here, man.

- Okay. - I'm sorry about the map, man.

Okay.

What can I say?

"Sorry"? Please, just don't say sorry!

The map was not worth shit to you!

I knew exactly where we were on that map!

- I asked you... I knew exactly where we were ON THAT MAP!

LISTEN TO ME!

YESTERDAY I ASKED YOU WHAT FUCKING RIVER WE WERE ON!

You shut up or I'm gonna fucking stick your head...

Get this fucking camera off!

Give me the compass.

You've betrayed us all beyond.

Way fucking beyond.

- Bullshit, man. - Give me the compass.

You betrayed us when you couldn't get us out of the woods last night.

Yeah, thanks.

- Can I hold the fucking compass now? - No.

- Can I hold the fucking compass? - No.

I bought the compass. If you wanted a compass, you should have...

I don't give a shit if you bought the compass.

You fucked us up. He fucked us up.

I don't know why you can't admit that you've been

screwed from the moment we got out here man.

Because I haven't.

- Heather, give me the compass. - I've been planning this project for two years.

We're walking south now!

- Give me the compass. - YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

DON'T KNOCK ME DOWN BECAUSE I WILL FUCKING KNOCK YOU OUT!

WELL I AM WALKING SOUTH, FUCK YOU BOTH!

FUCK YOU BOTH!

Fuck you, bitch!

Okay, I'm a bitch! I'm a bitch!

Your friend throws the map in the creek and I'm a bitch!

Okay! Oh fucking K!

I'm not giving anything else up that can help save my life because obviously no one.

We're all out for ourselves here which is not what I had in mind.

Just shut up.

I don't know what would possess someone to throw a map in the creek.

I really fucking don't.

- I didn't throw it. - Just shut up.

- You didn't throw it? What, did you kick it? - Yeah.

- Oh, that's amusing. - Dude, this is not funny.

- That is fucking amusing. - It's funny now, man!

No, it's not funny. It's never gonna be funny.

Do you understand?

It's not ever going to be funny.

- I'm never going to be amused by the fact... - Heather, just shut up.

Just shut up. Just shut up.

- Both of you. - I'm so tired of yours!

- I'm so tired of your fucking juvenile antics! - CAN WE JUST HAVE QUIET?

Thanks.

That sounds like quiet to me.

Shut up.

You shut up.

You both made me fucking sick.

I take that back. I don't...

Heather, what the fuck did I do?

All I want to do is I want to see the goddamn compass!

I told you, you can look at it around my neck.

If that does not suffice, we can just move on.

- I THINK I CAN READ... - YOU ARE BEING CHILDISH!

- No, no, I... - YOU ARE BEING A CHILD!

I am being concerned about safety.

I am being concerned about our safety.

- At this point, to accuse me that if I took the fucking compass... - You know what?

- You always have to be the fucking leader. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Because I haven't been the leader. Because I have not...

You have been pretending like you were the whole fucking time.

Save up money for your own fucking project, Joshua.

Save up money for your own project.

- This is not the time to deal with this. - Heather, when I'm working for free

you don't fuck with me like that. You don't fuck with me like that!

You let me see the compass

- and you quit playing games with me. - I told you... Okay.

Dude, you've been playing games for too fucking long.

I'm not playing any games.

This is getting really fucking tedious.

You can see the compass around my neck.

Why are we stopped again?

Why?

Why are we stopped?

Why are we stopped?

- Does. Does anybody have a - Just don't.

Does anybody have a reason why we're stopped?

That's all I'm asking you.

What about the plan to keep going south?

We all seemed very happy with that plan.

Why is that not... a thing anymore?

Uh, Jesus Christ.

I can't understand you.

What?

There's all sorts of stuff down here!

What kind of stuff?

Like, voodoo shit!

What?

Like, voodoo stuff is hanging all over!

- Look around! - No way.

They're all over the place.

Holy shit.

Come up here quick!

I need to use the CP!

Yo, there's shit up here, man!

This is fucking crazy shit.

Please, I gotta get this on 16.

Take the fucking camera.

Outta the shot, man.

I'm getting out of the shot, man.

What the fuck is this?

I have no idea.

Look at this shit, man.

Jesus Christ.

That's fucking creepy.

This is no redneck.

No redneck is this creative.

Can we get out of here now?

Yeah, please.

Okay, I've got everything on video, man.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

I didn't even fucking see these, man.

Okay, I wanna get as far away from here by dark as humanly possible.

That's it, Heather.

Heather, you got enough, man.

Let's go.

We're gonna leave without you.

You can stay here with your witches, okay?

We're leaving.

Oh my God, there's even more!

Shit!

- Heather, I got those. - Okay, okay.

I got 'em. I taped them.

I fucking taped them!

- Okay, okay, we're going. - Heather, I taped them.

We're going. We're going. We're going right now.

We are going right now.

- THAT'S ENOUGH! - STOP TAPING!

- PLEASE STOP TAPING! - WE GOT IT! IT'S ENOUGH!

Okay, okay, okay. We're leaving right now.

Okay.

Okay, we're out of here.

We're out of here, I'm leaving.

COME ON, TURN IT OFF!

I just hope to God we got them all.

I took one.

Maybe I shouldn't have, but I just had to.

I just had to prove it to myself.

In the light of day when I'm home in a warm bed

that this was not a fucking hallucination.

Even though we got it on video and film

I just want to have something that I can actually touch.

Oh man.

What the fuck was that?

- I don't know why you kicked the map in the creek either. - HELP!

HELP!

PLEASE HELP US!

HELP US!

This is not the way to get out of here.

FUCK!

FUCK!

I think it's safe to say at this point that we're lost.

I don't know what to do.

Ow, I've got a big stick hanging off.

So, the head from my voodoo doll got caught.

I hope that's not a bad sign.

I think we should all get inside the tent.

Alright.

Let's not light a fire tonight.

- Yeah. - That's because two nights in a row we've lit a fire.

We didn't light one the first night.

- And nothing happened. - And nothing happened.

We light fires that they know.

I haven't heard anything follow us.

- We should even turn that light off too. - Alright.

- Anything that's going to attract attention to us at this point. - Okay.

Okay.

Let's just go to sleep.

So we're here in the tent again.

Well, we don't particularly want to be.

Could I... Could I see your face?

- Just for a minute. - This is my face.

We really shouldn't keep that light on. They're going to find us.

Whatever that fuckin' shit is gonna find us.

I don't know. I don't think it's the Blair Witch anymore.

Maybe.

- I don't know what it is. - I don't know.

I don't really give a shit if it's the Blair Witch anymore, to be honest.

Yeah, whatever it is. I'd see...

That was some of the weirdest, fucked up, craziest shit I've ever seen in my life.

The shit we saw today?

That was just insane shit.

That was...

That was totally fucked up, man.

It was totally fucked up.

- I was like... - So fucking cold.

There were so many of those, freaky like...

dolls, what the hell were they?

Like...

Like scarecrows.

I don't know. I don't know

- I just... - I don't even want to talk about it.

I don't want to think about it until we get out of here, man.

Once we get out of here, I can like, think about shit, but I just don't...

Once we get out of here, we're going to laugh about shit.

We're going to laugh and laugh and laugh.

- I can't wait to laugh. - We are.

We are going to laugh because this is just too...

Just watch reruns of Archie Bunker and laugh.

That kind of laughing is what I want to do right now.

I know.

Well, we are going to get out.

Think about the fact that half the people

you talked to about the Blair Witch got completely agitated, man.

Like, the whole situation.

Some people laughed at you.

- Some people like... - Didn't even talk to you.

Some people didn't talk to you.

Like, you talked to so many people about it.

That I mean, think about the fact. We talked to some fucked up people.

- We did? - We definitely talked to some fucked up people.

We definitely talked to some people who could have potentially pulled it off as a

game and decided that since we were coming out here to make

a movie, they were going to come out and just fuck with us.

- I mean, I mean it's a stretch. - Yeah, but man it still doesn't have...

It still doesn't make any sense that we're this lost.

You know what I mean?

- I mean they didn't get us lost. - Like they didn't...

- You know? - It's not like they threw the map in the creek.

- Heather. - I know, I'm not bringing that, I'm just...

But I'm just making a point as far as the chasing theory.

I'm not being mad.

In my defense about the map, you crinkled it up and threw it on the ground.

I kicked it in the creek. That's what happened.

- Yeah, but crinkling... - And I'm still sorry about the map.

- I'm really sorry. - Alright, well...

What we saw today was just fucking unreal, man.

Okay, so if you don't think it's the Blair Witch, then what do you think it is?

I don't fucking know.

I mean, if it's not the Blair Witch and it's not Redneck...

My take on it is that it's humans.

It's fucked up humans.

It's someone who's probably severely demented

and fucked up and not a safe person to be around.

- Yeah, but there's more than one, man. - But...

- There's not just one person. - We hear sounds all around us.

There is some crazy sounds.

There are sounds coming all around us at night.

What did...

What did they say about the occult who lived in the woods, like the cult?

That was Rustin Parr.

That was a hermit who lived in the woods in the 40s.

No. No, no, no, no.

Like the commune thing.

Oh, the Blair Witch cult.

The uh, the hippies.

Yeah.

They're long since become BMW driving computer programmers.

No, when was that, man?

It was in the late 60s.

I mean, isn't that...

Isn't that at least somewhat feasible?

That there's still people living out in these woods?

Well, even the Blair Witch cult people didn't...

Where are they living, man? We've been all over these woods.

There were people that came out into the woods to do stuff.

But I mean, it certainly wouldn't be people who were living in the woods.

They weren't living in the woods?

No, they were just coming out.

I'll tell you... I'll tell you the truth.

I'm... I'm fucking scared.

Out of my wits.

I don't want to be here tonight.

I don't know if I really want to be talking about this.

I just want to try again tomorrow to do what we

- tried to do today, which is please get out of here. - Just get to the car.

- Okay. - I'm fucking shitting.

- I can't even believe it. - I agree.

- I'm here. I can't... - I know.

It's like a fucking big joke.

- It's like... - No, it's not a joke. We're...

Three days, four days ago, I was pumping gas

and now I'm stuck in the middle of the fucking woods, you know, like?

And there's some creepy bullshit.

I just don't know. I can't believe it.

I can't believe we're fucking out here.

- It's, it's unbelievable. - I know.

Well look, let's just sleep.

And hopefully we'll get up early again this morning, tomorrow. And...

Get up early tomorrow morning like we got up early this morning and...

- And go. - We'll sit back and read the Washington Post.

And hopefully we will have very little fighting tomorrow and we can just...

- Dunkin' Donuts. - Oh, I'm so hungry, man. Shut up about donuts.

No Dunkin' Donuts.

Okay, I'm turning off the camera and I'm going to sleep.

- Yeah, get the light off, man. - Alright.

Get the light off.

[unintelligible]

Oh, God.

Did you hear sound?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh, Jesus.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Let me get my jeans on.

Take the video camera.

No, get the DAT ready.

I'm going to record this.

OH, DAMN!

OH, OH DEAR GOD!

GO! FUCKING GO!

OH, GOD!

GOD! I'M...

FUCK!

Hurry up!

I'm coming.

My boots are at least...

OH, MY GOD!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Fucking Christ!

Oh, shit!

Oh, my God!

No.

Mike, where are you going?

Oh, shit.

Turn the lights off. Turn the lights off.

Turn that light off. Turn it off, Josh!

All lights off. All lights off.

All lights off.

All lights off.

- I'm sorry. - It's okay.

What's that?

What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on?

Did you hear that baby scream?

Shhhh, shut the fuck up, there's no fucking baby out there, man.

Yes there was.

- There's no fucking baby out there. - Okay, man.

Okay. Okay.

I haven't heard anything since we ran away.

Oh, my God it's cold.

- We should be quiet, okay? - Okay, okay.

We should be quiet.

Why do we have all these lights on?

- Why do we have these lights on? - Turn the fucking light off.

Turn it off.

- Turn that thing off. - I'll get back down there.

Give me your knife! Give me your knife!

- No I'm not giving you my knife. - Give me your knife.

Would you shut up with the knife?

You wanted a knife?

You should have brought your own knife.

- Heather, give me your fucking knife! - No!

- What we need... is to be quiet. - Shhh! Shhh!

Give me your fucking knife. Heather, at least get your fucking knife out.

Heather, give me your fucking knife. Heather...

Heather, give me your knife. Give me your fucking knife. Give me your fucking knife.

Why do you always insist on torturing me at the worst fucking time?

- Give me your fucking knife. - Shut the fuck up!

Heather, give me your fucking knife! Heather, give me your fucking knife!

Dude, don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

- Shhh! - Don't touch me!

- Shhh! Shhh! - Don't touch me!

Fuck! Don't touch me! Don't touch me!

SHUT UP!

Don't touch... Just don't touch me!

Just ignore him. Just ignore him.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck is wrong with you, man? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Can't we just all like be together and be...

Can't we come together for fucking anything, you guys?

Can't we just sit down and be quiet please?

Just sit down and be quiet. Just sit down and be quiet.

Please, Joshua, just sit down.

Just sit down.

Can't you just sit down, please?

I don't hear anything anymore. Maybe we should go back.

How long have we been here?

Only a fucking hour.

The sun's up.

We're okay now.

Let's just get back.

Let's pack shit up. Let's get out.

Okay.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Shit.

Can I see your knife?

Before we go in, please?

Look our tents down, man.

It's not down, exactly.

Just at least get it out and go first.

Here. No, you can use it.

I would not be able to use it.

I know that much.

For anything aside from chopping down voodoo dolls.

Don't stop, Mike.

Let Josh go first with the knife.

Because he's our manly man.

Shut up, brother.

- I'm just so tired of everything. - Is anyone in the fucking tent?

I'm coming in right now!

I'm just so tired of everything, man.

- I want to go home. - There's nothing in there.

Don't stab the tent, okay?

I didn't stab the tent. I kicked the tent.

- Okay? - Okay.

All our shit is all over the place.

What the fuck, man?

Where's my pack?

Your pack is right there. Where's my pack?

What the fuck, man?

How come we're getting fucked with like this?

Guys?

Let's just go.

- Guys? - What?

Guys, they took the voodoo doll I stole.

No, they didn't.

I fucking told you, man!

Where is it?

They just opened it up.

They spilled all my fucking water.

It looks like slime, man.

It's just water, man.

It is slime.

What the fuck is that?

And there's your voodoo doll that you shouldn't have stole.

Jesus Christ, Heather.

That thing is gooey.

Ew.

- Oh, what the fuck is that? - Ew.

It's disgusting.

- Let's get the shit packed up and get out of here. - Turn that thing off.

- Heather, come on. Let's go. - Okay.

I'm not interested in anything anymore.

- Let's go. - I know.

- So turn it off. - I know.

Just relax for just a second. Have we gotten everything here?

- Like I give a shit. - Who's shit was thrown around?

- That's my shit. - Who specifically?

- My shit. - Why you?

Let's go. Let's go.

- Are you not scared enough?! - No, but why you?

Yes, I am scared enough and I do want to go, but it's light now.

We have a couple of minutes.

- WE DON'T HAVE A COUPLE OF MINUTES! - LET'S JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENED HERE, OKAY?

- LET'S JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENED HERE. - WE NEED TO HIKE!

Put the camera down.

- This is not funny. - I'm coming.

- This is... - Do I look like I'm laughing at all?

No, but you're going around doing your documentary thing, man.

You're still doing your fucking thing.

- DON'T FUCK IT. - THEN TURN THE GODDAMN THING OFF.

If you bite me one more time, I will throw you in the fucking woods.

- You touch my camera one more time. - TURN THAT THING OFF!

- It's alright. - I didn't mean it.

- Okay? - Are you alright?

I'm fine.

I just...

I wanna go home but it's import...

I just want to get where we can.

- It would really suck if this was all for nothing. - It's not important anymore.

- Do you understand? - It's not important anymore.

- This is not what we came here to do. - I know.

I know, but it would really suck if this were all for nothing.

- I just. Let's... - And if there are things, I want to get them.

Heather, the point is that at this point, we don't know if we're getting out of here.

We are. We're getting out of here.

- And if we end up dying and shit then what the fuck... - Don't say that, man.

You can't say that because we are getting out of here, okay?

We got tapes.

We got film.

We got DAT.

Okay I'm fine. I'm fine.

I'm fine. Okay, I'm coming.

I'm coming.

What the fuck?

Is this possible?

Okay.

Alright.

Here I go.

I hate crossing streams on logs.

If I never cross another stream on a log

for the rest of my life,

I will die a happy girl.

I see why you like this video camera so much.

You do?

It's not quite reality.

Reality says we gotta move.

No, but it's totally like a filtered reality, man.

It's like you can pretend everything's not quite the way it is.

We have to keep walking.

I just want to sit down for a little bit.

We have to keep walking.

- Can you please let me sit down for a little bit? - Please.

How long is a little bit?

We can't afford to lose daylight. We really can't.

Do you want to be out here again another night?

Do you want to be out here another night?

After all the shit that went down last night,

you really want to be out here another night?

- Heather, please just... - Every minute of daylight we rest

is another minute away from the car.

Let me sit down here for a little bit.

What do you want to do?

I just want to move now.

I want to move too.

What are we supposed to do?

I don't know anymore.

Well, we can't drag him.

I'm losing... losing hope.

No.

Please.

Please do not fucking lose hope.

This is not a...

Shit.

People are gonna be looking for us.

Already.

People will find us.

We just have to keep going.

You've got somebody looking for you?

I'm sure I've got someone looking for me.

My mother, at the very least, is looking

- for me at this point. - You've got someone looking for you, man?

You think anybody's looking for you?

Absolutely. There are people looking for all of us.

I don't know.

If we just keep going, we will hit a road at some point.

I'm sure of it.

We just have to keep going south.

What?

You can't just sit there, man.

We gotta move!

Come on!

You see this?

See this camera?

Do you want to see yourself giving up like this?

Do you want to see it?

Let's just get out of here so we can all watch it and laugh about it.

Okay?

Josh, please.

Please.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Let's go.

Okay look, come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Don't hit me, please!

- Let him alone. - Please, just leave me alone.

Just leave me alone.

Let him alone. Okay.

Just leave me alone.

Let him alone, Heather.

Heather, leave me alone.

Just leave him alone for now.

We need to go.

Leave him alone for five minutes.

- Mike... - Just leave him alone.

Five minutes.

Come on, he's lost it.

I know that, but we're all on the brink of losing it

I know we are, but we gotta

we gotta take care of each other.

- I know. - And there's no way we're taking care of him

if we're gonna throw the camera in his face if he's crying.

- I know that. I know that. - I know you know.

I know we're both about to lose it but let's get the last wits we have here.

I understand we have to go. Believe me, I know.

It is hard for all of us to hold it together.

- We need to get out of here in one piece. - I know.

- I know this. - This is not helping!

You're not telling me anything I don't know.

Just let him have his... his flip.

Does anybody have a cigarette?

No, man.

No, there's none left.

Nobody has any cigarettes?

We're out.

Why the fuck?

What the fuck was this blue jelly shit all over my shit?

Let's go.

Let's go.

If we keep going south, we will get out.

Please.

Mike.

What?

How are your balls?

I wish they were at least...

clean.

- Mike's pants split open again. - God knows I'm not clean at all.

But they feel nice and aired out.

Mike's not a great stitcher.

He's a great guy, but not a great stitcher.

- Uh, thank you. - Okay.

- Touching. - Look. I'm trying.

I'm fucking trying.

You all right, dude?

- I'm sorry, man. - Let's go.

- I'm sorry, man. I'm really sorry. - Let's go.

It's no sweat, man.

No.

We are all here together.

I'm sorry for wiggin', Heather.

It's no problem.

Just got to keep moving.

- I know you know that. - I know. I know.

- It's just fucking... - I know.

- Last night freaked me out. - I... I...

I can't even think about it.

- I hear you completely. - No, I know, man.

It's just like...

It's just like the fact that I know I'm not superstitious.

I mean, it's not like I'm jumping to conclusions, but the fact that like

all my shit was out of my bag

and my canteen was on the ground and you flipped me out.

Like, that just that... that was...

I mean, that's like... like, why?

I mean, the whole camp was kind of sabotaged, but why

was my shit on the ground where no one else's was?

I don't know, dude.

Like, that's... Can you understand?

- That, like even not being superstitious. - I totally, that's what I'm saying.

That's why you don't have to be apologizing, man.

You don't have to apologize at all, but we really should move.

I flipped out yesterday. I've been flipping out for two days.

I understand.

Lets...

Let's... let's fucking get out of these fucking woods, man.

It's just getting weirder.

- Like, that's what's fucked up - I know.

is like every night it gets weirder.

But look at how long we've been stopped here.

If we don't want another weird night in these woods, we gotta rock.

- I just feel like we're walking... - We gotta rock.

What the fuck has happened to me?

I'm saying things like we have to rock.

We have to go. We have to go. We have to go.

We have to go.

You've been hanging out with us too long.

I know.

- Not that I don't like you guys... - Oh, I remember when we were fun

and having a good time in the car and laughing and joking.

Oh, you remember shit-faced in the hotel room?

Yeah, I remember that and not with great fondness.

Oh, that was fun for all of us. Right, Heather?

Let's just go.

- Josh. - Three teenagers.

- Lost in the woods. - Josh.

Josh. It's not funny. Come on.

Facing certain death of the Blair Witch.

Two teenagers.

Come on, Josh.

Come on.

Josh!

Will they make it out alive?

Yes, we will. If you give me the camera and we keep moving, okay?

We'll see on the next episode of...

This Is Your Life.

I don't wanna set up camp another fucking night, man.

Oh, my God.

Josh, none of us do.

I know. I know you don't.

Whatever it is is gonna come back.

We know that for a fact.

We don't know that for a fact.

It came three nights in a row and it's getting worse every night.

I would love to hear this right now.

I really would.

I'm just trying to say that, you know, we have to...

I know.

Rationally say they might very well go on forever compared to our footsteps.

Not... not possible.

Not possible in this country.

- Why is it not possible? - Not possible.

Because this is America and it's not possible.

We've destroyed most of our natural resources.

Let's just keep going.

♪ America. ♪

♪ GOD SHED YOUR GRACE ON THEE! ♪

♪ ...light. What so proudly we hailed at the ♪ ♪ twilight's last gleaming? ♪

♪ Whose broad stripes and bright stars... ♪

- ♪ Through the perilous fight ♪ - Okay, I'm not gonna be a humorless pain in the ass

- ♪ O'er the ramparts we watched ♪ - but this I don't fucking understand.

♪ Were so gallantly streaming? ♪

Ditching a camera is absolutely out of the question.

If we have to go through all of this bullshit,

there's no way that I'm not gonna have it on film.

There's absolutely no way.

This can't all be for nothing because this is

too much of a pain in my ass to be for nothing.

Dude!

- Oh no. - We crossed this fucking log before.

Mike, we've crossed a lot of logs.

Maybe...

No.

No, that's the tree we crossed.

That tree is down.

That's the same one.

- OH GOD! - No.

- Oh no. - YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

THIS IS A JOKE!

No.

THIS IS NOT FUNNY!

Mike, just please stop.

Please, please stop.

Please stop.

OH, NO!

No.

No, Mike, it's not the same log.

It's not the same log, Mike.

- Same log? - Look, it's not.

IT IS! OPEN YOUR EYES!

It's not the same log.

It's not...

Is that the same log?

FUCK!

Oh shit.

It's the same log...

It's the same log.

FUCK... YOU... LOG!

It's the same log.

It's the same log.

Okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Where do you want to go to camp?

I mean I guess today south didn't work out so tomorrow we'll go east.

I don't I don't know what to say Josh.

How the fuck did we walk south all day and wind up

- back where we started? - We walked south all day.

Okay we walked south all fucking day.

I don't know how we ended up here.

What?!

That's the last fucking day you carry the compass.

You have your own don't you?

- You could use it. - I don't have a fucking compass.

It's in your bag. You told me that the other day.

- You told me you have a compass. - I don't have a fucking compass.

If I had a fucking compass I'd have my fucking compass out.

What do you want to do?

What do you want to do?

I'm gonna fucking die here.

We're not gonna die here, okay?

We're not gonna...

We're not gonna...

FUCKING FUCK!

FUCKING FUCK!

FUCKING FUCKING CUNT ASS BITCH!

FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCK!

YOU FUCKING FUCK!

Don't come after me.

Can we please calm Josh down?

Together?

Mike?

Mike!

- What? - Can we please calm Josh down together?

He doesn't listen to me.

He doesn't listen to anybody.

I know...

I don't...

I can't believe we're still lost.

I don't know what to do.

What the fuck are we gonna do?

We're gonna fucking die.

How could we be at the same log if we were going south all day?

- How is that possible?! - I don’t know! You had the compass!

Do we have a Plan B?

Somebody please tell me we have a Plan B?

Let's sleep with the fucking witches again.

Look, crying is not gonna help anything.

We need to calm down and come up with a Plan B.

Someone give me a cigarette.

We don't have any more cigarettes, man.

We don't have any more of ANYTHING!

WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE OF ANYTHING! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!

We need to sit down and calm down and come up with a Plan B, okay?

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

[unintelligible]

Okay.

[unintelligible]

Okay, let's just sit.

Let's just sit.

Let's just sit.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what else to say.

I don't know what to do.

I envisioned myself coming up with a brilliant plan.

Just now.

That something was gonna

make sense.

But none of this shit makes sense anymore.

I can't...

I just have to stay in control.

I have to stay in control.

Because if I fall apart and Josh is falling apart we're

not gonna get anywhere and we are gonna die out here.

Somebody has to stay in control of the situation

and that person apparently has to be me.

Mikey, come on, man.

You alright?

I'm fucking scared.

And I'm...

And I'm sorry I lost the map.

I'm so sorry I lost it.

- It's alright. - I'm so sorry I lost the map!

Mike, it's alright. We're way beyond that, okay?

We're way beyond that now.

- We're way beyond that. It's okay. - Mikey.

I don't want to get fucking haunted tonight.

I don't want them to come back!

WHATEVER THAT SHIT IS!

STAY AWAY!

STAY THE FUCK AWAY!

Do you expect me to do something? Or say something?

What do you wanna do, Josh?

Josh?

I wanna make movies, Heather.

Isn't that what we're here to do?

Let's make some movies.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

- Really, fuck you. - Please let's not fight. Please?

Come on, I can't.

I can't listen to fighting. I can't fight.

We're screwed and that's it.

Please stop fighting.

Both of you.

I'm... I'll do the first watch.

I got the first watch.

- Come on, you can do better than that. - Stop wasting time guys, we have things to prepare for here.

Okay, here's your motivation. You're lost.

You're angry in the woods.

And no one here is here to help you.

There's a fucking witch and she keeps leaving shit outside your door.

- Josh. - There's no one here to help you.

She left little trinkets.

- Josh! - You fucking took one of them.

She ran after us.

- There's no one here to help you. - Josh!!

We walked for 15 hours today.

We ended up in the same place!

- There's no one here to help you! - Just stop.

- Josh!! - That's your motivation.

Could you please stop?

That's your motivation!

Please stop.

Josh.

Just quit it.

- She's had enough. - Please stop.

Come on, man. You got her back. Good one.

No, she's still making movies, man. That's my point!

- Please stop. - This is my point here.

It's all I fucking have left, okay?

Just please stop.

Please stop.

Just please stop yelling at me, please.

Come on, I'm fucking tired of crying all day here.

We got to think like human beings.

We have things to prepare for.

We gotta make shifts.

We got lots to do.

You going to write us a happy ending, Heather?

Come on, man. Turn it off.

You're getting like she was. Come on, turn it off.

Josh.

Turn the camera off.

Why are you fucking with me?

I'm just making movies, man.

Man, you got to stop.

I'm not kidding around. You got to stop.

You can film me all day, man. It doesn't bother me.

Don't fucking pick on her anymore. Her nerves are shot.

Your nerves were shot. I didn't say a word to you.

Why do you have to fuck with her when her nerves are shot?

Because she's still making movies, man.

You're so full of shit, man.

Dude, I can't believe we're even stitching those pants at this point, man.

Well, I'm cold, man.

- I know. - I hear you.

The smallest comforts we can get are good.

Doesn't it just seem absurd, though, at this point?

Yes, it does.

A lot of things seem absurd.

Like sleeping right where we were pretty much sleeping last night is pretty...

That's just fucking me up, period.

That's just fucked up, man.

That's just...

So, I believe that you're done making your movie, Josh?

Nah.

- See those lights? I'm making my movie hard. - I hear you.

Yes.

- I'm sorry, man. - Dude, chill.

It's alright.

- I'm sorry, Heather. - It's okay.

Who wants a cheeseburger?

I do, I do.

- I got a cheeseburger in my back pocket. - Do you?

Can I have a little light to cut this?

You know what I fucking love?

What?

Mashed potatoes.

Me too.

My Mom's mashed potatoes.

Oh my God.

You'll have them again very soon.

My mom's mashed potatoes and a piece of ass.

Mike!

Huh?

Mike?

What?

Where's Josh? Did he go out?

What?

Did Josh go out?

Shit.

Did Josh go out?

He's probably up.

Mike.

What?

Where's Josh?

What?

Where's Josh?

- I don't know. - Well, he's not fucking here.

Josh!

He's probably taking guard.

JOSH!

- Shut up. - I thought we were taking guard inside the tent.

JOSH!

He probably went for a walk.

- You think? - Yeah.

Don't worry about it.

Alright.

He probably just went for a walk.

- Well... - What time is it?

It's late. It's like 9:30.

9:30? Jesus.

That's weird though. He's never not been here in the morning.

Josh!

Josh!

Fuck, Mike. We never go out of earshot!

Josh!

Hold on. Calm down.

How can I ca...

JOSH!

JOSH!

Josh?!

Probably at the river or something.

If he was at the river, he could hear me from here.

- Josh! - Josh!

Shh. Gotta wait for him to respond.

- JOSH! - Heather!

Do you remember what he said yesterday?

What?

About...

About this shit on his pack. About how...

JOSH!

We didn't even... We didn't even get waken up last night.

Nothing even came to the tent last night.

Last night was a good night.

There's no way... He's just... He's just...

He went for a walk.

JOSH, IF YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME, I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Let's go. We gotta find him.

Come on.

We can't even find the car!

How the fuck are we gonna find Josh?

Come here. Come on.

No. No.

- No. I'm fine. - Come on. Come here. Come on.

Relax. Relax. He's not...

- I'm fine. I'm fine. - He's just goin...

He's around. He's just being a jerk.

- Why isn't he answering us? - I don't know.

He just went out of earshot. That's all.

Alright, we'll relax. We'll break down the tent.

When he's back, we'll be ready to go, okay?

I'm losing my mind, Mike.

Just don't worry about hiking.

Please, no camera right now. Please?

Alright?

He's gotta be right around, okay?

Why isn't he answering?

Because he hasn't answered 18 times we've called him.

He's been out of earshot.

Yeah, but he's always in the tent.

I am always up before both of you guys.

- Every fucking morning I'm up before both of you. - He probably just had to go to the bathroom.

Don't worry about it.

He probably just had to go to the bathroom.

Are you telling me that or yourself?

Josh hasn't come back.

Heather?

I'm over here, Mike!

Okay.

I don't know if Josh ran off.

I don't...

[indistinct whispering]

All his shit's here.

I've got the camera.

I don't know how the fuck I'm gonna hike with that camera, but...

You sure you wanna take the fucking camera?

We've gotta take the camera.

How do you feel about east?

How do you feel about east?

Well, south didn't work.

Which Wicked Witch was worse?

The Wicked Witch of the East or the Wicked Witch of the West?

The Wicked Witch of the West was the bad one.

Then let's go east.

I can't believe that this is what it comes down to.

Oh, my God.

The Wicked Witch of the West was the bad one, so let's go east.

This is fucking ridiculous.

Okay, okay, but that's a decision.

That's a decision.

Let's go east.

What the hell's that?

Josh?

Josh?

We're gonna put up the tent now.

You know, we've known each other for a week today.

I don't even know you.

I don't really know you either.

I'm just some...

- DAT totin' bastard who screams and yells. - No, you're not.

- No, you're not. - I'm really not like that.

I know.

And I'm not really an anal retentive bitch, to be honest.

Not normally, anyway.

And I don't think I've yelled so much since I was about ten.

Oh my god, like three little jerks.

Something about Josh just brings out the mommy in me.

The big old nasty mommy girl, whatever.

I don't even fucking know.

Oh, shit.

I miss him, though.

No, we can't...

We can't do this, Mike.

Okay, forget it.

Fuck this.

I don't understand why it's happening to us.

How many people go on camping trips?

We weren't just going on a camping trip

and that's why I feel like it's all my fault.

It's not your fault anymore.

It's nobody's fault. You can't have a fault for something this enormous.

A human cannot be faulted for something this enormous.

It's impossible.

It's not your fault.

I don't want you to think that.

Okay?

- Heather? - Okay.

Look at me.

Good luck to me explaining that to Josh's mom.

Good luck.

It's not your fault.

We have everything documented.

It's not your fault.

Hey... Hey!

Heather.

Come here.

It's not your fault, okay?

It's not your fault.

I know. It's not my fault.

It's not my fault.

There's nothing we know about.

There's nothing.

I just want to know how to get out of here.

I don't care about the movie anymore.

Now I'm just taping so in case somebody finds it

they can find out what happened to us.

They will. They'll find out.

Only God knows. God, just take care of us.

God'll take care of us.

God'll take care of us.

I know it.

- I don't believe in God. - I know He will!

I know.

I don't believe in God.

What am I supposed to do?

I believe in fairies and witches and...

You've gotta believe in God if you believe in all that crap.

Oh, your hands are cold.

I know.

I'm scared, Mike.

- I'm scared. - I am so scared.

- I'm scared, too. - I'm scared.

It's okay.

- I'm scared. - It's okay.

...probably have a meatball.

Just one meatball?

And a long red glass of wine.

Yeah, I would definitely have a whole fucking bottle of Bordeaux.

And a fresh pack of smokes.

Smokes would be good.

And a long hot bath.

And a big pumpkin pie.

A big pumpkin pie with ice cream.

- Warm with melty ice cream. - Yeah, that sounds good.

What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday?

Um, it used to be drive to the woods and go hiking.

But, um...

- I think that, that might change... - I think you can scratch that off.

now.

[moans in distance]

Oh, God.

Should we look for him?

Is it a trick?

[moans and screams continue in distance]

Josh!

Josh!

- It stopped. - Josh!

Where's it coming from?

[moans and screams continue in distance]

JOSH!

JOSH, WHERE ARE YOU?

TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE!

[crying in distance]

Oh, my God!

No!

Fuck. Oh, God.

Do you think that's them fucking with us?

Josh!

[moans in distance]

Is it over here?

No, it's over here.

JOSH!

Well, look for him!

I don't know if it's really him. I don't know if it's really him.

JOSH!

I don't even know where to look.

JOSH!

TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE, JOSH!

- Mike. - What?

- Please don't fall asleep. - I can't fall asleep.

Whatever it is... knows that Josh is gone.

If that was Josh, he would have said where he was.

Whatever it was sounded like Josh.

If I get out of this sleeping bag

that means the day has officially begun

and we have to start hiking again.

I just don't know how far I can go today.

We're gonna have to get up eventually.

See?

I just want to show that Mike is here.

And he's sleeping.

Oh, shit.

The hell is that?

- Mike! - What?

There's something out here.

What is it?

Ooh, and it's covered in that fucking goop again.

That's Josh's shirt.

Is that his hair?

What?

It's hair.

What the...

Okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Okay, maybe... maybe it just wants Josh.

I don't know.

Maybe it's all over now. Maybe...

Josh did something incredibly wrong that we don't even know about.

And... And this is how...

Oh shit.

So, I guess Josh didn't find the car.

Oh, man.

This isn't good.

Whatever it is, Mike, it got him.

I knew that yesterday.

Yeah, but now you can't fucking deny it.

Okay... Okay.

Okay.

Oh...

It's got three different kinds of hair on it.

Oh...

Oh, no.

No.

No.

No... No.

I don't.

Okay.

Okay... Okay... Okay... Okay.

Oh, it is definitely human hair.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, I'm just gonna move it from the front of the tent.

- Get rid of it. - Okay?

I'm taking it away...

I'm taking it away

from the front of the tent.

I'm just throwing it.

Okay.

Hello in there.

Mike's about ready to snap.

Hello in there, anybody home?

And I know I'm not much consolation at this point.

Hello!

All I can do is tape.

Hello in there!

What else can I do?

Hello!

Hello in there!

Mr. Guy!

Are you home?

You home?

Hello!

Hey, Mr. Guy, are you home?

In the hole?

HEY, ARE YOU HOME?

Hello in there!

Hey, come on out!

Come on out, are you home?

Hello!

Out!

HELLO!!!

- IS ANYBODY IN THERE? - Mike. MIKE!

- Mike. - What?

Just take a deep breath, okay?

Take a deep breath.

Deep breath.

It's all right.

You're gonna be okay, Mike.

You're gonna be okay.

Okay?

Shh...

Shh...

Somebody's gotta be, right?

Is there anybody in there?

Is there anybody in that hole?

Is there anybody in that hole?

Anybody? Come on and wake up!

- Shh... - Come on and wake up!

Shh...

Shh...

We'll just keep walking.

- Okay. - Okay.

We keep walking.

- Okay. - I found some cigarettes.

I found them all the way at the bottom of my pack.

This means we're still alive because we're smoking.

Okay.

It's a little calmer now and he's sitting down.

I just want to go over and look at this again.

I just want to do this very quietly so he doesn't hear me.

It's all full of blood.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Josh is dead.

So please...

If anyone finds this...

Just...

I...

Oh, shit.

It's Josh's teeth wrapped up in Josh's shirt and Josh's hair.

I am so glad I didn't open this in front of Mike

because he would not be able to handle it now.

He would definitely not be able to handle it.

Okay... Okay... Okay... Okay...

Okay... Okay... Okay... Okay...

It's okay... It's okay... It's okay...

We're gonna get out of here.

Okay.

Okay, see? Okay.

Yeah?

- What are you doing? - I'm okay. I'm just washing my hands off.

- What? - I'm just washing my hands off.

I'm fine.

I'm going to put my gloves on.

- I'm going to put my gloves on my hands. - Dude.

I'm going to put my gloves on my hands.

- You alright? - I'm okay... I'm okay... I'm okay...

I'm okay.

You need help?

No... No...

No, I don't need any help. I'm okay.

- What happened? - Nothing.

Nothing happened. I'm just very hungry and I'm very tired.

And I'm very scared and I just want to go home.

- Okay? - Okay.

But I'm fine and we're both okay.

Okay.

Ow. My hair is caught.

Thank you. Thank you.

Okay... Okay... Okay...

Okay, I'm going to give you the camera back now.

Hang on, just let me just get my belt on.

Okay.

- Are you sure you're alright? - Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

Okay... Okay... Okay... Okay... Okay... Okay...

We're going to keep moving.

And I'm going to keep shooting.

Just keep shooting.

Okay?

Please find whoever did this to Joshua.

Please someone.

Please find them before they do it to us.

Two thousand one hundred and thirty games.

One more season and Cal Ripken is finished!

Cal Ripken is king!

And I won't get to see it.

'cause I'll be in the woods!

Tell me you are not eating a dry leaf.

And I just want to apologize

to Mike's mom

and Josh's mom

and my mom.

And I'm sorry to everyone.

I was very naïve.

I was very naïve and very stupid.

And I shouldn't have put other people in danger for

something that was all about me and my selfish motives.

I am so, so sorry

for everything that has happened.

Because in spite of what Mike says now, it is my fault.

Because it was my project.

And I insisted.

I insisted on everything.

I insisted that we weren't lost.

I insisted that we keep going.

I insisted that we walk south.

Everything had to be my way.

And this is where we've ended up.

And it's all because of me that we're here now.

Hungry

and cold

and hunted.

I love you, Mom.

and Dad.

I am so sorry.

It was never my intention to hurt anyone, and I just hope that's clear.

I am so scared.

What is that?

I'm scared to close my eyes.

I'm scared to open them.

Oh, God.

I'm gonna die out here.

What's the matter?

Hmm?

I'm scared we're gonna die out here.

Me too.

I know.

And I don't...

And there's nothing we can do about it.

I know.

Every night we just wait for them to come.

Listen.

Heather...

What?

If they come tonight...

I'm gunning for 'em.

With what?

It's not the kind of thing you could go for.

It's not a human thing, Mike.

Well, I'm doing something...

'cause I'm not...

I'll not let them...

Do what they did to Josh, because...

You don't even know all what they did to Josh, Mike.

- What do you mean? - You don't even know all of it.

What do I mean I don't know all of it?

I'm not going to tell you.

What?

They did very horrible things to Josh.

What did you find this morning?

- They did very horrible things to Josh. - What did you find this morning?

They did very horrible things to Josh.

You've got to get that off your chest.

Heather.

Heather.

They did very horrible things to Josh.

Very horrible things.

Heather, you've got to get it off your chest.

They pulled out his teeth, Mike.

And his hair.

With his blood.

And wrapped it up in his shirt.

And wrapped it up in that bundle of twigs.

And left it outside our tent.

And I found it this morning.

Why didn't you tell me?

Because you...

You were already scared.

I know.

I'm following it tonight, Heather.

I'm going for it tonight, Heather.

It's just going to scare us every single night unless we do something about it.

- What can we do about it? - I don't know, but I'm going to find out.

- There's nothing we can do. - I'm going to find out.

I've got to find out.

Because I'm not gonna

walk around all day tomorrow

to do this again

and then walk around the next day to...

There are no more days for us to walk around like it's coming.

It's coming.

I'm just going to try and say this without crying or anything.

This is just a message...

To... everybody.

To...

I guess I'll start with my friends.

Every single one of you sons of bitches know who you are.

Every single one of my friends better know who I'm talking to.

I'm not going to name names.

You've all been...

This is ridiculous.

Just go ahead.

You've all been...

Such a huge part of what makes me up.

My composition.

The times that me and each of you have shared together

are enormous.

I never want you to forget them.

I want you to carry them on with...

with you if I die.

Because I think I'm gonna.

Please carry the times on.

And I will look over you and give you so many smiles.

I promise I will.

I love you.

To the woman I love.

That wink is for you.

You know who you are.

You're my better.

I want you to live a life that's so full and so rich.

Just take me with you.

I want you to be happy, whatever it takes.

I know you're gonna miss me, but I want you to smile.

Because you got the most beautiful smile in the whole wide world.

And I love you.

My family...

My mom, my dad, my brothers, and sisters.

I am so proud to carry our name.

And we've been through so much together.

And I have always carried all your best and all your worst with me.

And I will take you with me where I'm going.

And don't worry, Mom.

I'm going to heaven, because I've been an angel.

I will always carry all of you with me.

Always.

You guys stay together.

That's what a family's meant to do.

I love you.

Every single one of you that knows it will never forget it.

Just don't ever forget it.

And I will watch as best I can.

And every time you see something flying over

your head or something, some kind of eagle or...

just look for signs, because I'm all about giving 'em.

I love you.

- You got it? - You ready?

JOSH: Somebody!

- Jesus Christ. - Please don't go out there.

- Okay. - You ready?

Here, take this light.

JOSH: Please!

It's okay. It can't be him.

JOSH: I'm in here. You guys come on, please!

JOSH: Please, follow my voice!

Holy shit.

It's a house.

Holy shit.

Watch your step.

Holy shit. Holy shit.

Josh?

Mike. Mike. Mike.

- Mike! - Come on.

Mike, where the fuck are you?

Come on! In the house!

Mike, do not go in there, please!

JOSH: You guys, I'm gonna fucking die!

Mike?

Mike.

Mike?

JOSH: Mike!

Mike, please!

- Mike, where are you? - I'm right here!

- Where is he? - Mike, please don't do this!

- Is he in here? - No.

Oh, shit.

[Josh yells indistinctly]

Oh, Jesus.

Where is he?

Do we go upstairs?

[Josh yells indistinctly]

I hear him! I hear him!

I hear you! Josh!

I'm going upstairs!

- [Josh yells indistinctly] - Did you hear that?

Where is he? Where are you?!

Come on! Josh?

No.

No, no.

I'm getting down stairs!

COME ON! I HEAR HIM DOWNSTAIRS!

- Mike! - Come on!

- Mike! - Josh!

Wait!

Oh shit. Oh shit.

Josh?

- MIKE! - Josh, is that you down there?

MIKE!

MIKE!

Josh?

MIKE!

MIKE!

MIKE!

MIKE!

MIKE!

Mike!

MIKE!

MIKE!

MIKE!

MIKE! MIKE!

MIKE!