Original subtitles

Announcer: It's Smormu!

If you want Smormu

to be the fifth Smiling Friend,

text "Smormu" to 555-0100.

And if you don't, text,

"No, I really, really,

really don't want Smormu"

to 555-0100.

♪♪

- Ah! - What a beautiful morning.

- Ready for another - exciting day, Glep?

Ugh.

- Good morning, - Charlie.

Would you like a peanut?

- Uh, my grandma actually - passed on from eating a peanut,

- so I don't really mess - with that kind of stuff.

- Oh, my. That's awful. - I'm sorry.

- No, it's all good. - You didn't know.

Pim,

what are you eating?

- Oh, just a bowl - of peanuts.

Those aren't peanuts.

- That's my bowl of worms - from my compost.

Oh. Oh, I could've sworn

they were peanuts.

Give me that.

Pim, you really need

You just ate worms.

to get glasses, man.

- No, no, I will. - I will get them eventually.

- I've just been too busy - to go to the optometrist.

- You've been saying that - for like seven months, man.

[ Telephone rings ]

Hello? Uh-huh. Yep.

Okay. Okay, sure.

- Boys, I just got a call - from a young man

who sounded

absolutely distressed.

- Can you head over and help him - before he goes

cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo?

- Sure. Yeah, - we'll gladly help.

- You're energetic today, - Mr. Boss.

Yep. Probably 'cause I ate up

some of them worms earlier.

[ Dog barking ]

Shrimp: It is open.

Um, Smiling Friends.

Are you the guy that called?

Yes, I called.

It is I... Shrimp.

That is my name.

- Hey, Shrimp. - What's going on, man?

Sigh. My girlfriend

just broke up with me.

I am heartbroken.

Oh. Well, sorry

to hear that, Shrimp.

- Shrimpina meant everything - to me.

I only realize now she is gone

I never fully appreciated her.

Aw!

It happens all the time.

- We'll help you find - a new girl.

- Well, I do not want - a new girl.

- I just want - Shrimpina back.

- Yeah, Charlie, - he can win her back.

- I just think he needs to - tell her how he feels.

- Pim, sometimes it just - doesn't work out, okay?

- She obviously dumped him - for a reason.

- [ Trumpet fanfare, - rat screeching ]

Hooray! I just reached

level 987413 in Mouse Quest.

- What if we set them up - on a blind date

- to get them - back together?

- If you think that's gonna work, - go for it, all right?

- But I'm gonna stay back here - and help Shrimp's life

get back on track.

- Shrimp, where can - I find Shrimpina?

She works at

153 Meep Boulevard.

- Are you really - gonna do this?

- That's the difference - between you and me, Charlie.

I believe in destiny!

Shrimp, you don't need to get

back with your ex, all right?

- You need to get - your life in order.

- Only then... - [ Coughs ]

- Excuse me. - Heavens.

- ...uh, will women - be attracted to you.

Let's start by getting

some sunlight in here.

Aah!

- Okay, - we'll start small.

All right.

153 Meep Boulevard.

This is the place.

[ Bell rings ]

[ Gasps ]

Number 15.

Could I get the number 15?

Sure thing, hon.

Oh, my God.

That's Shrimpina?

Um, h-hi. Hi there.

How's it going?

What can I get for ya?

- Uh, actually, I-I just wanted - to give you these.

They're not from me.

your secret admirer.

They're... They're from

Secret admirer? Oh, my.

This is all so sudden.

I was just in the process

of moving on.

- This particular person - just wanted you to know

- that he really cares - about you.

- [ Chuckles ] - I like your hair.

Oh, this old thing?

- Uh, yeah, it's actually - just an exposed nerve ending.

- But thanks. - Uh, anyways...

I like it.

- Reminds me of a little piece - of spaghetti or something.

Oh, you like spaghetti?

I love spaghetti.

- Especially the spaghetti - they make at Spaghetti Disco.

It's ever so delectable.

- Oh, well, uh, - funny you say.

- Your secret admirer - wants to

- take you to dinner there - tonight.

Really? Gosh, that all

sounds so... romantic.

Oh, great. S-So you'll be there

at Spaghetti Disco at 7:00?

Sure. I'll go.

After all,

I do believe in destiny.

Oh! Oh, my gosh.

Are you okay?

- I think I just had a bad batch - of worms earlier.

- Um, well, all right. - Uh, goodbye.

[ Bell rings,

[ door closes ]

- All right, now that - we've got you out of the house,

- the next thing is dressing - like an actual adult.

- All right, first off, - just number one,

- ditch the mouse shirt, dude. - Just get rid of it.

♪♪

Shrimp: I do hope that Shrimpina

likes my cool new attire.

- Look, I told you, man, - you need to get over her, okay?

- There's plenty more fish - in the sea.

How do I look,

Yellow Man?

- Y-You look like you're about - to tell your friend

- not to come to school tomorrow, - man.

Uh, but that's nothing

a tan can't fix.

[ Steam hisses ]

- Wow, - look at that.

Um, you've got that

iconic shrimp glow

that everyone's

talking about.

Mmm! Cooked shrimp.

Mmm!

- Dude, you just let that guy - take a bite out of you.

- Why didn't you - fight back?

I am too scared

of confrontation. Ah!

You know what?

I think I finally know

what your main problem is.

- The single best thing you could - do to get your life in order

- and be attractive to chicks - is to get in shape

- and become an alpha male - like me.

- Okay, Shrimp, uh, - the easiest thing to start with

is probably this

100-pound squat.

[ Grunts ]

- Yeah, no, w-what you need to do - is get your posture right.

- Y-You need to - straighten your back

- and be aware of - your foot placement,

- 'cause your feet - are all wrong.

Oh, yeah. Thanks, man.

Yeah, like, for sure.

- 'cause what you're doing, - the way you're doing that,

- you're gonna pull something - if you keep doing it that way.

- Okay, thank you. We got it. - We got it.

Um, I also...

- Don't listen to him. - He's just showing off.

- All right, now do it the way - I told you to do it.

Okay.

[ Grunts ] Aah!

Okay.

Spaghetti Disco, 7:00,

wine and music... perfect.

- After this date, I'm sure - Shrimpina will realize

who she's meant to be with...

meant to be with.

Ah!

[ Birds chirping ]

♪♪

♪ We smiled ♪

♪ And that's how

it all started ♪

♪ And you came right in time ♪

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

♪ And we said hello ♪

♪ Certainly, my heart

was beating fast ♪

♪ So it's you ♪

♪ It's you ♪

♪ I've been waiting for ♪

♪ I've been waiting for ♪

♪ So long ♪

♪ So long ♪

♪ So it's you ♪

♪ It's you ♪

♪ Where were you all along? ♪

♪ Where were you all along? ♪

♪ Very special moments ♪

♪ Special moments ♪

♪ These will always be with me ♪

♪ We are here, you and I ♪

♪ We belong ♪

[ Gasps ]

[ Cellphone vibrating ]

- Hey, Pim, - how's the date thing going?

Well, actually...

- she said - she wasn't interested.

- There's not - gonna be a date.

- Oh, well, - at least you tried.

- Anyways, you want to - come help me with Shrimp?

No, it's all right. You can

finish the job without me.

[ Cellphone beeps ]

- What did - the pink man say?

When do I get to see

my Shrimpina again?

- Look, I hate to be the one - that breaks this to you, Shrimp,

but, um, I don't think she wants

to see you again, man.

Oh. I am going to

be alone forever.

- Why don't we go out for a drink, - man? It's on me.

Aah!

- Oh, God. - I don't know if this is right.

I've got to get out of here.

Oh, it's you.

Is my secret admirer

here yet?

[ Chuckles ] Yeah.

Uh, look, before I

get into any of that,

I just wanted to tell you,

when I first came to your work,

- it was for - a different reason.

But when I saw you,

I felt something

- I've never experienced - before.

- And I know - this sounds crazy,

but...

- Oh, my God. Charlie and Shrimp - are here?

Goddamn, Shrimp.

You're just, like...

- you're just, like - fucked, man.

[ Gulps ] Ahh!

- And I ain't even trying to be - offensive or nothing like that,

- but I don't know how you had - a girlfriend in the first place.

- That is why - I do not even bother.

- Yeah, I know. I'm just saying, - you're just, like...

- you're just, like, - really, really fucked.

- I-I genuinely feel bad. - It's not even your fault, man.

- You're just a shrimp. - You was born like that.

- You was born like that. - You was born a shrimp.

- You can't even... - It's your nature.

So, what did you

want to tell me?

[ Sobbing ]

Uh, never mind.

Uh, come with me.

Your secret admirer

is actually over here.

Pim,

what are you doing here?

Here he is. Shrimp was your

secret admirer the whole time.

- This date was actually his idea. - He really cares about you,

- and he'd love to give - the relationship another chance.

What?

Shrimp.

Who is that?

- Your ex-boyfriend... - Shrimp.

Wait, y-you're

Shrimpina, right?

My name is Jennifer.

I have never met this woman

in my entire life.

Pim, who is this?

Where did you meet this woman?

- I went where Shrimp - told me to go,

- the cafe - on 153 Meep Boulevard.

- Pim, there's no cafe - at 153.

- There's a cafe - at 158.

- You went to - the wrong place.

W-Well, wait a second.

- What about that thing you said - at the cafe

- about, like, moving on - or something?

- Yeah, my boyfriend Jason died - in a motorcycle accident

a few months ago.

Jesus Christ, man.

Pim. Pim.

Ohh!

Where is Shrimpina?

- Probably at home. - I don't know.

- Pim, did you even see Shrimpina - one time, once?

- Charlie, I... I don't know. - I guess not.

So, uh,

do you like Mouse Quest?

Wait, are you serious?

- You're telling me - you're a 4'6" shrimp

with a receding hairline

who loves Mouse Quest?

You're...

literally everything

I've ever dreamed about.

Pim, her name

was Shrimpina.

She'd be a shrimp.

- I just thought it was, - like, a quirky...

- like you didn't expect she was - going to be a human thing.

- Pim, this is so much worse - than the worm stuff earlier.

- You really need to get - your eyes checked, dude.

- No, I know, I know. I'm gonna - do it first thing tomorrow.

- No, that was bad. I'm just - as shocked as you are, Charlie.

- Don't worry, Pim. - I can cheer you up.

- ♪ Da-da-di-da-do, - da-da-di-di-da-da-do ♪

♪ Da-da-di-da-do,

da-da-di-di-da-da-do ♪

♪ Da-da-di-da-do,

da-da-di-di-da-da-do ♪

This cannot be undone.

Smormu is here to stay!

- ♪ Da-da-di-da-do, - da-da-di-di-da-da-do ♪

♪♪