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Right, so here we are on another infamous dogging mission for Kilogram

.com in full HD, as per usual, their biggest dogging website in the

universe.

And I'm just sat here waiting for Eden Adore to make her, I think it's third

appearance now, or maybe second or third appearance on a dogging mission. She's

actually filling in for somebody else that cancelled last minute. That's the

way it goes sometimes, you know.

Anyway, we're just waiting for her to turn up and go on a dogging mission and

get her plastered in spunk.

While I'm talking to you guys, what I need you all to do is email in and

give me some of your favourites who you'd like to see go on a dogging

mission. Because you never know, I might be able to get them.

With my persuasive ways, you know what I mean?

Anyway, the next time the camera's on, it should be splatter in time.

Don Doggin Rubles signing out on a dogging mission for kilogram.com. Full

HD. See you later.

Eden. Is he a police officer?

I don't know if he's a police officer. No, I couldn't give a fuck. Eden, how

you doing? I'm okay, actually.

Thanks for covering today.

No problem.

Always happy to help. Somebody couldn't make it, but you, you're a trooper, got

on the train, and here you are. Exactly, I got on the train. How are you doing?

And your two friends?

My two little friends are actually okay.

They're some big titties, man. Do you like them? Yeah. You brought them on the

train? I did, yes. I brought them on the train.

I bet it was fucking free if you flashed them.

You're looking very well, anyway.

Do you think so? Do you like my little shoes?

Yeah, they're Fandabi Dozi. I know. I was going to wear something very sexy,

but it's daytime.

True. So I couldn't actually wear my slutty school outfit or whatever. That's

true. Well, we're going to go in the woods and find some doggers. This is

doggy mission number two.

Three. For me, yeah, number three for me. Number three?

Three times lucky.

Exactly, hopefully.

Hopefully there'll be more than... Lots of what?

Loads of cum.

Right, I tell you what. Loads of spunk.

I tell you what, if you go down in the woods today, that-a-way, you might find

something.

If I go down in the woods today, I might find some carp.

You might just do that. Watch where you're walking.

I think I can hear people.

I'm sure you can.

There's always doggers here.

i bet there's not that many black girls come dog in here it does look actually

quite pervy you walking your leggings through the woods see it now you think

so yeah it does it looks very pervy yeah i thought i'd wear these because they're

quite nice yeah they are what the kleenex tissues out here somebody's been

out here being busy already

I'm actually hoping for a lot of cums.

Are you?

This is my first time doing it in the daytime.

That's true. Normally I do it at night time and it's loads of cock for me.

Yeah, and it's raining.

Or snowing or whatever. Yeah, it's freezing.

Oh, I can see a couple of doggers.

I can see a couple of doggers. They're naughty.

I'm hoping to get loads of cums.

Well, don't ask me, ask them.

So hopefully you guys are going to...

Alright boys, this is Eden Adore.

Hello.

They actually said hello to you. I know, they're so sweet. Normally they don't

give a fuck. Normally they just go, oh, get your cock in the mouth. Yeah,

exactly.

Right then.

Now there's a girl that knows her position. I do, yes, on my knees. It's a

pity some of the England players don't know their position, but you know your

position. I do, I'm brilliant.

And she puts Vaseline on her lips before she sucks it. My trademark, as you know,

as everyone knows. My trademark. Vaseline lips.

Vaseline. Vaseline, alright.

I do, I need it for sucking cock.

That's it, play with it.

Don't be shy, boys.

Yeah, don't be shy. Pay for a short time, not a long time. Dick sucking

time. Uh-huh.

Are they nice and fresh for me?

If they're not fresh, you'll all get a spanking.

Is it fresh? Is it clean? It's fresh.

I don't think you are.

He's always here. He lives here, him.

Be careful because it's tea tree.

It might burn your cock off.

Oh, she tells you that after you've used it.

And let's get another one here for you.

And then we can begin.

Then I'll have you last.

I'll have you last.

Yeah, you can come on me last. You can splatter all over.

Are you watching, Don?

Yeah, I'm watching. Yeah, yeah. So is about 43,000 other people.

That's right. Move his hands out of the way. Excellent.

i'll deal with you in a second i'm trying to take my time because there's

only a few of you here i don't have to rush now there's a game girl

and to think she was shopping this afternoon and here she is in the woods

sucking dicks

Are you going to cum all over my tits? Not yet, you ain't. Not yet?

Of course.

He won't anyway, trust me.

Not yet, anyway.

Do you like it?

I like it.

Are you sure? You ain't gonna say no, is you really?

Okay, now she makes a meal of that, doesn't she?

No. Yeah, I'm getting bored now. I want some cum.

No, you don't. Not yet. Yeah, but my first doggy mission, everyone came

straight away.

Remember? Put it this way. If you're looking for cum out of that one straight

away, you're barking up the wrong tree, basically.

You're barking up the wrong tree. You may as well suck every fucking buddy

else. Do you take long to cum? Yeah.

I'll answer for him.

Do you take long to cum? Yeah. I'll answer for him. How long does it take to

cum?

Longer than these two put together probably.

Do you know what that means?

He's a wanker. A fucking wanker. Yeah.

Tell me what we're going to do with the wanker. We're going to put him here just

for a minute. You can just stay there. Yeah, you can stand there. You can come

back to him every so often.

Yeah, I want to go around and have some more sucking.

I'm quite spoilt, you know, because I like guys to come quick.

I don't, otherwise I get a short fucking film.

Oh, so I get mad?

No, no, don't get mad, get even.

Exactly, I might have to do that.

Oh, there's another car, tell them that we're here.

Yeah.

Don't worry about him, he'll find us.

You think so?

I'm sure.

I'm going to get all dirty, aren't I?

I'll just put my knee on here.

Beautiful. So is your cock, it's lovely, isn't it?

Having fun?

As always.

What's your Twitter again?

Oh, it's at Eden underscore Adore. Okay, I just thought I'd put that out there.

I followed you on Twitter. At Doggy Missions, yeah.

Yeah, I did, I followed you. Yeah, yeah.

Oh,

hello,

mate. Just walk in the woods and unzip your trousers, why don't you? Oh, fuck,

me.

That didn't take long.

She's so good.

Fucking hell.

Oh, what a dirty fucker. Yeah.

I love it. That's like a tits.

That's like a sea of spunk in there. Can you guys see that? Like a reservoir.

Do you think that's disgusting?

Yeah, it is a bit. I love it. It's fucking nasty.

Oh, look at that, look.

Just drip some into my mouth.

You are one dirty fucking tart.

I love it though.

Is that bad? One down, three to go. Well, he's a bitch. He doesn't want to

come for me. No, no, he won't come for you.

Hello. I'm looking a little bit rough. Sorry about this.

No, you're not. I've been cocksmeared.

Hello.

How are you?

All right, thanks.

Are you having a good day?

Yeah. Great.

Brilliant.

I'm quite a polite slut, don't you think? Yeah.

I'm very polite. I'm lovely.

Yeah, you are.

Eat it polite though, you're just wanking off over the back of your

shoulder, eat it.

Oh, you keep wanking it for me.

Does that feel okay for you?

Nice. Oh, are you scared? Are you nervous?

I'm alright.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

I'm not happy.

Why? Because it's taken ages to get hard.

I won't worry about it too much.

I moan a lot. I get the job done, but I do moan. I love to have a little moan.

Try talking with a dick in your mouth.

The trick is to have one either side of your face. I think so. Do you know that?

Yeah. Come in, boys.

Or three.

Oh, I've never tried that before.

Oh, hello.

There you go. You won't get bored now.

No. One to the other. I know. I'm loving it. And you're ambidextrous.

I don't want to put them too close together, but come a little bit more

closer. Okay.

I know some girls will put them very close together.

Fuck that. That's a different kind of film.

I want your crumb.

That's it, shoot all over me.

That's it, you fucker.

That's it, took it all over me.

That's it.

Fucking hell.

I need to get a picture of all that sperm.

Eden, you got it in your hair.

Oh, bollocks, really?

On that side.

Oh, God. Oh, God, yeah.

What am I going to do? I'm going to have to go home on the train with a spunk in

my hair.

Disgusting. I can't help you, love. Can I eat it?

Go back down there.

Okay.

Should you eat it?

Don't ask me.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, you.

Okay, I'm just going to apply a bit more of this.

This is quite nerve-wracking but quite exciting at the same time.

It's making me a little bit wet thinking that I'm going to get caught.

I don't care if we get caught or not.

I took those off as well. Yeah.

Exactly. That is a valiant spunk, man. Fuck me. I know, it's lovely, isn't it?

Look, it's all down there as well. He spunked and fucked off, basically. I

know. He just used and abused me.

Just a bit. Like a little cum bucket.

Just a bit. I'm quite upset about that.

Yeah, of course you are. Wink, wink.

Won't be the first time.

That's a lot better. Look at that.

Fucking hell.

He's big.

I didn't know you got so big. It's brilliant.

That's why you don't have to worry.

He knows what you're doing.

Oh, it's lovely, isn't it?

It's okay for you? Yeah, lovely. Oh, wicked.

Fucking knees are killing me.

I'm getting mad now.

Get him to whack it off over you then.

Yeah, it didn't come all over me instead.

I'm getting mad. I'm very impatient.

I get very mad if I don't get cum.

I can see that. You look mad.

And now my makeup's all smeared. I looked quite pretty when I first came

out. Now look at me. I'm a cum bucket.

Yeah, you look even more pretty now.

Now I'm a cum bucket.

Now I'm a dirty cum bucket.

Oh, you're quite sexy, aren't you? Hello.

Unfortunately, I'm not today because I've been cock smeared.

I'll just do it on you for a little bit.

Hopefully you can just spunk all over me.

Yeah? Yeah.

Spray me. I love it.

Hopefully he's going to get a nice shot of cum all over here.

He's not putting, like, heart and soul into the wank.

He's just looking around. He's not putting no effort into the wank. He

should be closing his eyes, thinking about something delicious.

But he's just... I wonder who's not coming. He's not being passionate enough

with the wank. I'll take your word for it. I don't really watch guys wanking.

Really. I have. He's just looking over at cars and stuff. I think he's a bit

nervous.

But I don't like nervous guys. I like guys you can just, you know, pump it out

and give it to me.

Excuse me, I'm a bit messy.

You don't mind? Do you know what?

He's going to hate me.

Why?

Because unless he splurts you right now, we've got to go.

Can you splurt within like five seconds?

I want to have a little suck of it as well.

You can save it for next time.

Have a little lick of the balls.

Can I have a little taste of the balls?

You can do what you want.

I can't believe the time's up now.

Are you going to come? Yeah. Are you going to come all the way over here?

Yeah. That's it.

Squirt it over my breast, mate.

You just made a right fucking mess of you. I know, I know.

And so did he.

See, what happens when I put them on the spot?

Careful!

Yeah,

I don't like boys doing that in my face. It's not good.

He's got a slap to take home.

I know, but I've got to come.

Yes, it was you, Tintin. Stand up, stand up, stand up.

It was Tintin over there. Tintin? Yeah.

Look at me.

I've just been squirted on by Tintin. There you go, look.

Oh, look at me. Look at my breasts. They look fucking huge.

You are fucking splashed to fuck. I am splashed. I'm a dirty little cum bucket.

Eating a dog? Yes.

I've completed my third dogging mission.

Do it like that. Three.

Yeah. That's your third dogging mission. My third dogging mission.

And you are absolutely fucking splattastic splattered. I know. It's

wicked. I love it. I'm Don Dogging Rubles. And that's another dogging

mission for kilogram.com in full HD.

If you get any more HD, you'll be in the fucking screen.

See you later. Give us a kiss. Bye.

I love you all.

Don't forget to follow me.

What is it?

Eden underscore adore.

Yeah, later.