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So here we are on another dogging mission with a brand new girl at

kilogram.com in a car park in the middle of nowhere and as you notice I turn the

camera on and cars drive off because they shit themselves but it's Charlie

Kane. How you doing? I'm good thank you. I'm not too bad there's a fucking

caravan behind you. Anyway I know you've never been dogging before because I've

never shot you before so we're gonna break your cherry or as I like to say

we're gonna bust your cherry today.

Have you been dogging before?

Ish. What's ish?

Well, the last time I went, there was two people there, so it's not a real

dogging, is it? No, that's just a shag.

Exactly. Yeah, yeah. It's a threesome. Well, fuck me. There's trucks and all

sorts pulling up here tonight.

I hope you like spunk.

I love it.

Do you? Yes. On your face? More the merrier. The more the merrier? Yes.

Love the outfit.

Well, if you go down to the woods today, which is where we're going, that way...

I might have to get somebody to lead the way because even I don't know where the

fuck I'm going these days.

But we'll see you in a minute in the woods.

Fuck me.

You lot are still here. We were only here last week.

Fucking hell, you're in the same spot as last week.

Charlie, what can I say?

All you do around here is suck cock.

That's what you ever do anywhere.

I don't. You might. I don't. But these fuckers here, they were here last week

and they're obviously here again.

I suggest there's a nice little throne for you there. There you go.

I'm good for that. I'll just go beside it instead.

Okay, now them boots are hot.

Nobody bought a chair for you to sit on, so... No, you don't need chairs. Boys,

don't be shy.

Because I know you're fucking not.

Far from it.

Well, you weren't joking when you said you like to suck dick then.

Every girl loves to suck dick.

No, every girl doesn't love to suck dick. Trust me. Some don't. Some porn

girls don't even like to suck dick.

They aren't real girls then, are they?

I like a mouthy bitch like you. It's good. You could come again.

He likes fucking dick. Sounds like fucking monkeys coming out of the trees.

This fucker's coming through the hard way, mate. There's a pathway there.

Sounds like gorillas in the mist.

It tastes lube on this one.

We'll

probably

do that in a more bad position.

Get them balls in as well

I believe you when you said you like to suck dicks.

I believe you now.

This fucker in the Adidas is rock hard next to you. I don't know what's wrong

with him.

I've been waiting.

What, since the last time I was here? Yeah, since last week. That's a fucking

long time.

Not a good idea to stay in the background there, lads. You see which

way my camera's pointing?

You're either in or you're out.

But I'm not cutting you out.

That's not my job.

No, no, your face isn't in anything, mate. Don't worry about that.

Couldn't give a fuck how ugly you are. Or pretty.

Whichever.

I'm only interested in her face.

By the end of this session.

Okay now.

Come on, suck his fucking Adidas down as well.

Trousers gone everything.

Definitely fucking works. Either that or it got too cold for him.

That's it, get them big fucking tits out.

Fuck me.

This is what you look like. I'll turn it round so you can see.

There you go.

I'll say what others ain't. Well, what thinking.

You look like a fucking slag.

I happily take that title.

You'll take that title, yeah?

I'm just saying what they think.

Okay, now.

Go on, put these balls in your mouth at the same time. Go on.

Shove them in. Stick them in.

I wanna see out the back of your fucking skull There we go There

we go

No

gag

reflex

I bet you could get... Well, you did then. Fuck me.

I bet you could get two in there at the same time.

Go on, sword fight.

Who's up for a sword fight?

Oh, here we go.

Who's got the minerals?

Who's got the minerals?

Oh, I need to get round here.

There we go, sword fight.

There we go. You get fucking three in there.

Anybody ever told you you got a big fucking gob?

I know.

Look straight in this camera lens. There you go. Oh,

the kilogram members are going to fucking love you.

That is a sword fight at heart. Not that I'm into that type of thing, because I'm

not, but... I think you might be. No, no, I ain't. But anyway, sword fight

over. Just carry on doing what you do.

Doing what you do best.

I can tell these boys like you.

They're not saying something because they don't usually like fucking anybody.

This one's not had a go yet, has he?

You won't get what you were just getting over there.

There's a different species over here.

I don't know where the camera is.

It's alright.

I'm surprised nobody ain't giving that ass a good slap as it is.

Got a stick there.

Stick?

No, that's a different kind of film. Why didn't somebody hit him with a fucking

stick?

Somebody get that stick and fucking hit him.

Fucking weirdo you are. There's a stick over there.

Get them all around her face, boys. Stay where you are.

Get all them dicks around her face. Let's see how pretty she looks.

Go on.

As many as you can. Get in tight. You've already done the sword fight. It doesn't

matter. Dicks touch. You're all friends. What the fuck's wrong with you?

There we go.

Slap them all in the face.

Go on, keep sucking your little slag.

I'll just tell you what everybody's thinking.

You're a fucking slag.

I'll happily tell you what I'm a slag. What are you?

A slag. Good girl.

Actually, I put up more sluts on there.

Oh, you like the word slut better? Did I hear somebody playing a fucking guitar

then? What the fuck was that?

This ghost dog is in the sky, man.

What the fuck?

That's it. One to the other. Stay there. Stay there. Next. On to the next one.

Next one.

Yeah, next one. Next one.

We're playing compound chicken once again.

Remember that, boys, in the good old days?

Compound chicken. Next.

Next. Next. You don't need to suck him too long. Next. That's it.

Do you know what compound chicken is?

Okay. You'll find out soon enough.

Don's happy. He's got a new girl.

No. Kilogram members will be happy.

We're back in the home of dogging.

I bet if it was a 19-year-old blonde-haired boy on his knees

sucking cock, he'd be straight over.

Yeah, I just say it as it is. Let him say anything to me.

If it was a chicken, a real chicken, as they call them, sucking cock, he'd be

straight over.

He'd be straight over.

They're the ones you gotta watch.

Anyway.

Charlie.

Cheeky Charlie.

I'm gonna get these boys to paint you in spunk.

Good. Go ahead, lads. Whenever you're fucking ready, man.

Don't hold back.

I don't think she'll mind.

There's a girl behind us who wants to eat your cunt.

I suspect if this was a bedroom somewhere,

you'd have had her tongue up your cunt already.

Go on, boys. Splash her fucking face.

Kneel down low.

Kneel down low. Stay there.

Line up, lads.

That's what you came for.

Doesn't matter who.

Let's gather round, lads. Doesn't matter who's first or last. I know who'll be

last.

I'll just wait patiently for you all. Yeah.

One down.

Good luck.

I nearly got the last model.

That's what we like.

A bitch looking like a bitch. There we go.

Oh yeah. That is fucking fantabulous.

Don't fucking move.

Boys, spray her right where she is there because it looks fantastic on this lens.

Want some more?

A load more.

Yeah? I think you're gonna get loads more in a sec.

More semen.

We need more semen.

Did you just swallow that little bit as well?

Yeah, a little bit. You dirty cunt.

I'm not going to spit it out and waste it, am I? No, no, you're not.

Not on this film you ain't anyway.

Look at me, that all went in their mouth.

Swallow. swallow it that's it swallow it you dirty slut

and

now for the biggest one of the night

he

pumped the out of that he did he did

It's not as easy as it looks. It's not as easy as it looks, I know, I know. You

pumped the fuck out of that.

You were fucking... Alright, for me and my camera, you want to try all this cunt

in the middle of November, I tell you.

Keeping everything in focus.

Anyway, Charlie Kane, for fuck's sake.

That was a debut and a half.

Welcome to kilogram.com.

That was in full HD. How was your first dogging mission?

Amazing. Amazing. I think you're going to be a favourite on our dogging mission

part of the site.

We'll see you again soon. I'm Don Dogging Rubles, and that's another in

the bag for kilogram.com in full HD. Gives a fucking spermy, dirty kiss down

the lens.

I didn't mean touch the fucking thing.