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Oh.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot.

Good job, Rachel.

That's the second time this week. How am I supposed to keep a boyfriend?

Don't worry. It'll never happen again.

I'm out of here. Oh, no, you don't. You're not going anywhere.

Remember, we split the rent.

Without your third, Megan and I may have to go live in a dorm.

Just the thought of that makes me sick.

Too bad. Not my problem anymore.

You two shouldn't even be in school. You never go to class. All you do is party

and bring men here.

Oh, I can't study. I never had a moment's peace.

If Megan's father knew about this, he'd have a fit.

I could tell, you know.

Just because you're mad at me, don't get Megan into trouble.

Just wait here. We'll talk about it. She'll be back from the library.

I'm not staying here another minute.

Oh, come on, guys.

I was just minding my own business.

Victor wants his money.

I know that. I was just on my way to work on that.

But he said I had five days.

Look, guys, they're just my books.

That's all.

That's all.

Please, just give it back. Please?

You better not forget.

He wants his money.

Come on, put the books away.

I'm supposed to be in the library.

I've been missing too many classes. I have a ton of makeup work.

What are you worried about? It's not going anywhere.

Try to understand.

My father is very strict.

He's paying for my school and he expects good grades.

Forget your father.

Forget the books.

I'm so hungry for your love.

I'm ready.

You said you had to study, so I didn't think you'd be here this long.

Well, you're the reason I'm not studying.

What is this? Wham, bam, get out?

Look, sorry, Megan. You know I see other people.

Brenda will be here any minute.

What do you mean you see other people?

Who's Brenda?

Come on, this is college. Everyone sees other people.

Oh, well, you won't be seeing me anymore.

Tom. Clancy. I mean, you know I'm always glad to see you, man, but here?

This is kind of embarrassing.

What if somebody sees me with you, man? Look at you, Clancy.

You look so uptight.

When's the last time you got some sun, man?

I'm not even going to pay attention to those insults you just handed me.

I embarrass you?

Look, it's important.

I'm in trouble, and I need your help.

What, are you late with a term paper or something? I can't really help you with

that, Clancy. No, no, you don't understand.

It's big trouble.

You don't know what trouble is.

Tom.

Okay, what is it?

I owe Victor Ben being a five grand.

You what?

You heard me. Please don't make me say it again.

Dude. I feel sick.

All right, look, we'll figure something out. Let's just go get a beer and you

can tell me all about it.

You're buying, right?

What did I miss?

We need another roommate, ASAP.

Oh, great.

What else could go wrong today?

I told you to be nice to her.

She's a friend of my family.

What did you do?

It's not me. It's her.

I didn't do anything.

She's a prude.

She said she couldn't study here.

Imagine that.

Well, I hope she doesn't tell my father.

That's the last thing that I need.

I've just decided to go back to school and I don't want to live in a sorority.

So I've decided this is the sort of thing that I'd like to move into.

I love parties. This would be like the great party. I was fully Candace and

Bonita and Hines. We'll just have a laugh.

I love this place. I like the hardwood floors. I love peach walls.

I like it. I'd take it.

How much?

What do you think?

As long as I can park my bike in my room, I'll take it.

Ooh, I wouldn't want to meet her in a dark alley.

So, we still have a big problem.

No roommate, and I'm sure no one else is going to show up today. It's after 5 o

'clock.

Here we go again.

Come on in. It's open.

Great. You guys are normal looking.

I mean, I'm sorry. It's just you would not believe what I've seen. Oh, yes, we

would believe.

When can you move in?

Hollingsworth Industries.

Yes, Mr. Hollingsworth, please.

Who may I say is calling?

Rachel.

Rachel Katz. It's a personal matter.

Hold one moment, please.

Winston Hollingsworth, how may I help you?

Mr. Hollingsworth, it's Rachel Katz.

I would never disturb you at work, but I feel it's my duty to tell you that I'm

no longer living with Megan and the terrible things that are happening.

Look, let me do the talking, okay?

You sure she lives here?

Yeah. Mom said she moved in yesterday with a couple of girls.

College girls.

Bet they're geeks.

Sorry, Clancy.

Right. Let's go.

I've only got five more days.

Thank you.

I'm looking for Heather.

Oh, yeah.

Heather's here. Come on in.

Out. Get out.

Whatever kind of trouble you're in, I don't want to know about it. Look,

Heather, you don't understand, okay?

Hey, look, it doesn't matter. This time I'm not helping you. I mean, you quit

school, you don't go to work, you're just a beach bum.

Now, if it was Clancy, it'd be a different thing.

He's responsible.

He doesn't get into trouble.

Uh, Heather, it is me.

Come on, when are you going to stop covering for him?

I wish I was.

You know, it was kind of like a scientific experiment.

I mean, I thought I had a surefire formula for a seven-card stud.

Seven-card stud?

You?

Come on, go on.

Well, I set up a game with Victor Belvina.

Needless to say, my theory didn't work out, and I lost.

So when they wanted their money, I tried to explain to them it was just an

experiment. But they didn't buy it.

And they said that if I didn't come up with the money, they were really going

to hurt me bad.

Okay, I have a little saved.

How about you guys?

Yeah, sure, Clancy. You can just pay us back.

You don't understand. I'm talking about a lot of money.

Clancy, I'm sure you're good for it. How much is a lot?

I owe $5,000.

You owe what?

$5,000?

God, I'm sorry, Clancy, but I don't know where we'd come up with money like that.

Tom has an idea.

It's simple.

We'll fix the place up and throw a one-night bash.

Well, it's not much, but it's my only hope.

When I inherited it, I didn't know what to do with it.

It hasn't been opened in ten years.

I was just holding on to it to sell it at the right time.

Okay, then. Sell it now, and your problem's solved.

Brittany, don't you get it?

He doesn't have time to sell. It takes more than five days to sell property.

Okay, so what do we do? What do we do? Something that'll really attract a

crowd. We'll charge like $20 a head, and we're really raking the bucks.

Problem solved.

Well, I don't know if it's that easy.

I mean, who'd come here? This place looks like a dump.

We need some sort of hook.

What kind of hook? I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe like a giveaway?

Or maybe a contest?

Yeah, like a dance contest.

Yeah, that's it. A dance contest. No, no, no. Not a dance contest. Something

more... I don't know. Something more... Hey, I've got it.

How about a boob contest?

A what?

A wet t-shirt contest.

That's an idea.

I don't know. I mean, maybe if we gave away prizes or something.

I got a prize.

Dave Superstead. God, even if you weren't my president, I would still tell

you the same thing. Will you start thinking with your big head?

You know, this just might work.

If we can get enough pretty girls to sign up.

I'll be the first one to sign up.

Okay, great. Pain tools are in the back. So let's get started. We got a deadline,

right?

One more minute.

One more spot.

No problem.

Take your time.

So, you told me about Tom.

I shouldn't have known it.

What did I say?

Tom has all the girls.

They swarm around him all the time.

He has all the luck.

Well, he is attractive.

But frankly, I'm not sure he's my type.

What do you mean he's not your type?

If he asked you out, would you say no?

Well, I didn't say that.

This place is so cool.

This stage is perfect.

Hey, look at this.

It's ancient.

Hey, it works.

What are you doing?

Come on, quit fooling around. We have work to do.

Work, work, work.

I just want to have fun.

You know, I think I was a stripper in a previous life.

Hey, Tom.

I do get private performances, you know.

You're not the only one. I think Megan has the hots for him, too.

Megan? Forget it. She's too nice for him. Look at him.

He needs a wild woman, and you're looking at her.

Any guys we see, we stop.

We get them to go.

Any girls, we sign up to be in the contest.

Got it?

It's going to be great.

You guys going to be there?

Are you going to be in the contest?

I will be for sure.

Told me.

We'll be there.

Don't forget to tie your pants.

Hey, guys, stop it. Get away from the ladder.

What are you trying to do, kill me?

Hey, Harry, it's this nervous tick I got in my arm.

Must run the family. I got the same thing.

It wouldn't hurt much to fall from there. I mean, unless you broke your

neck or something.

Let's try.

See what happens.

I thought you two wanted to collect your money.

What's it to you, hero?

You mess him up now, you stand no chance of collecting.

Tell you what, how about I make it easy for you?

I'll go call Victor and tell him he would have collected his money.

Let us two thugs decide to have a face-smashing party instead.

Listen, wiseass, we were only giving him a friendly reminder.

We're leaving now.

We'll be back, wiseass.

Clancy, you come down now.

Will you hold the ladder?

Where is everybody?

They were exhausted. We've been at the beach all day.

How'd it go?

Great. I think we're going to be able to pull this off.

Listen, I wanted to thank you and Megan for helping us out. I mean, Heather,

she's family, but... You want to return the favor?

What'd you have in mind?

I like your cousins.

Clancy's great.

Tom means well, but he has a huge ego.

Well, maybe he's just misunderstood.

Don't be fooled by his good looks, Megan.

Tom changes women faster than he changes his underwear.

Why is it so hard to find a good man?

You? I thought you and Brittany were having a contest to see how many notches

you guys could put in your lipstick.

Brittany, yes, but...

Me, it's really more of a front to bother my father.

He's so overprotective, he drives me nuts.

Right, so all you're looking for is a really nice guy to settle down with?

Ha ha.

I'm serious.

Where is Britney, anyway?

I don't know, but I think she might be with Tom.

Was that Brittany I just saw leaving?

Yeah.

Oh, man.

You get all the girls.

It's not fair.

Your time will come.

Don't worry about it.

You think so?

Yeah.

Hey, turn that off.

What's with you?

Drowning your sorrows? You don't even drink, or have you forgotten?

Where were you?

With Tom.

Don't ask for details.

Mmm, what a stud.

Early bird gets the worm.

No pun intended.

All's fair in love and war, right?

One of these days...

When a good one comes along, I'm going to get him first.

Not a chance.

I can't go with you guys.

I'm missing too many classes.

Oh, come on, you guys. This is really important. We've just got a couple more

days. She'll do it.

Megan's always worried. But she only goes to class 50% of the time and passes

anyway.

She's got down to a science. Come on.

Okay, they're gone.

Let's do this fast.

Look, you are just along for the ride. I do not want to add breaking and entering

to my problems.

You just stay out of the way.

You have the key?

Of course I've got the key.

I'm not an idiot, you know.

Right.

Clancy, where are you?

Clancy?

Hey, guys.

What do you think?

Wow. This is going to work.

It looks really great.

Well, save your applause for opening night.

We've still got to make sure people come.

Oh, man. My achy neck and my back.

Let me help you with that. Poor baby.

Come on, let's get the flyers and go. Time's a-wastin'. Clancy, where's Tom?

He's sleepin' out back.

He should go get him.

Hurry up!

Aren't you finished yet?

Shut up.

I'll be right there.

Come on.

What took you so long?

Enough. Let's go.

Come on, sleepyhead.

Wake up.

Hi. Everyone's waiting for you.

I'll be right out.

Okay.

Thank you.

Tom! Tom!

Come on, we gotta go, man.

Tom! Yeah.

Be right there.

You are gonna love this one, Winston.

Hey, we should split up today and cover more ground.

Brittany.

Yeah?

Let's go.

All right.

Thanks, pal.

There's a $200 prize for the winner.

Well, who's going to be the judge?

Well, it's audience response, of course, but, well, I oversee everything, though.

In it.

Here you go. I got to go. Be there.

There he is.

Get out the way.

Wait a minute. I've got to go. I'll see you there.

Shut up before you really get hurt. Put him down.

Who are you, sweetheart?

Hey.

Hey, take it easy.

What is he, your boyfriend or something?

As a matter of fact, he is. Come here, honey.

Now I've seen everything.

Make sure lover boy here coughs up Victor's dough.

Get out of here. You'll get your money.

Nancy?

Nancy?

Hey, somebody's got you working pretty hard.

What? I didn't hear you. I saw you out here the other day. You're working

pretty hard, aren't you? Yeah, it's a long story.

So you gonna go?

Sure.

But I need a date.

You need a date?

Right. Well, I'm kind of new here and I haven't met many people yet.

Will you go with me?

But I don't know you.

True, so I have dinner with me tonight.

And that way you can officially say you know me and accept the date.

Deal? Come on, just dinner.

Okay, dinner.

Great. My name's Calvin.

I'm Heather.

Nice to meet you.

Thanks. You're not at their school.

How's it going?

Good. I was just about to head back.

Let's finish your sodas first and I'll walk back with you.

So what are you studying in school?

Generals right now.

I wouldn't even be in school if it weren't for my dad.

I wanted to take a year off, you know, and decide what I wanted to do.

You two don't get along?

Oh, I love him.

It's just that he's always on me about being too irresponsible.

I guess I usually prove him right, though.

What about you?

Same story.

Did school a while ago.

Getting to wonder if it might have been a mistake.

What do you mean, a mistake?

According to Clancy, you have it made.

Hanging out at the beach all day.

Yeah, well, someday the beach won't be enough, you know?

We better head back.

You think maybe you and I could get together sometime?

What about Brittany?

Brittany?

Brittany, that's nothing.

It used to be something, but it's... It's nothing anymore.

I realized I had a knack for investigating.

I've been a private investigator ever since.

So, now you know my life story. Just a regular guy.

Well, I've never met a private investigator before. I think it sounds

very exciting.

It can be.

But it does get boring sometimes.

So, do you consider yourself to be a romantic?

What do you mean?

Like us, I mean, we sort of just met by chance and we seem to have so much in

common.

Well, I must admit, I am surprised at how well we get along.

Why?

Because you're younger and still in school.

Did I say pleasantly surprised?

Well, someone's having fun.

I can't go in.

Why not?

The bow. It's our signal.

Do not disturb.

You're kidding me. People really do that?

Well, I can't complain.

It was my idea.

Would you mind if I waited here with you?

I'd love the company.

But you don't have to.

No, no, no. I don't mind. I got nowhere else to go.

Do you have a girlfriend, Clancy?

Not really.

It seems to be a subject that I haven't mastered.

I could give you some pointers.

Yeah?

Like what?

Well, first of all, let's take off your glasses.

Bye.

Can't see anything.

See, Clancy, you're a good-looking guy.

You just need to change your style a little bit.

Mm-hmm.

Take a look.

Don't tease me.

I wouldn't tease you.

You look great.

Wow.

My hair really does look better this way.

I'll be right here.

Hi. Hey.

Do you always go through other people's things?

Why don't you just get out of here, you son of a bitch?

This is what I was worth to you, huh?

Huh? $1,000 check from Megan's father so you can get some information?

God, you're a whore. You are nothing but a whore. Heather, it's not what it

seems, all right? Yes, I took the job from Winston, but that was before I met

you. Okay, I was going to tell you.

That was before I got involved with you. I didn't know I was going to get

involved. I didn't want to... complicate things okay so when were you gonna tell

me huh when the job was finished just get out of here you never want to see

your face again you got it

Want to tell us what happened?

Please don't blame me. It's not my fault.

Blame you? What are you talking about?

Calvin. I met him at the beach today. He seemed really nice.

I found out tonight that he is a detective working for Megan's father.

Oh, well, there must be some kind of mistake.

My father would never hire a private detective.

He thinks low, but never that low.

God, I'm sorry, Megan, but there's no mistake.

I mean, I saw the check myself.

Why'd you let him get away?

We could have taken care of that jerk real good.

No, forget him. He's only hired help.

It's my father that's the real jerk.

What are you going to do?

What can't you do?

Nothing.

Just forget it.

Tom's right.

What can I do if I confront my father? It will only make things worse.

Besides, tomorrow night's the big night.

I'll deal with my father later. We can't have anything go wrong.

I can't believe I was taken in by him. I mean, he seems so nice.

Happens to the best of us.

Sir, excuse me, sir.

What's happening?

What's with the red tape?

You're the owner?

Yes, sir.

I got the papers inside if you need to see them. Is there a problem?

I don't need to see him. That's not the problem.

According to this flyer, there's a club opening tonight.

I know. It's very important.

Freed, it's not going to happen.

No business license or city permit is in place for this building.

A license? A permit?

Okay, okay. It's not a problem. We'll get one.

Where do I go?

$1,200?

Where am I going to get $1,200?

Sorry, kid.

And no funny stuff.

If you don't have the permit, this seal stays in place.

You got it?

We'll be watching.

What are we gonna do when all those people show up tonight?

God, what if it turns into a riot or something?

I mean, I just suggest we just forget the whole thing, guys. Look, don't

panic, okay? We got bigger problems than the club. What about Victor?

No, he's not going to forget his money.

There has to be something that we can do.

Oh, no.

What now?

You want me to take care of him?

Wait a minute.

Let me see what he wants.

Hi. Can I speak to you a minute?

Alone?

Listen, whatever you have to say to her, say it here.

She doesn't want to see you alone.

Okay.

What's this?

It's all the photographs and information for Winston Hollingsworth.

I quit.

So what, is that supposed to make everything okay?

It's my apology.

And I'd like it if you could accept it.

If you can't, I'll live with it.

I just wanted to warn you.

Warn us?

About what?

Well, your father's not very happy that I quit, and I don't exactly know what he

plans to do.

Well, we have bigger problems than that.

Aren't you guys still having your bash tonight?

No.

They shut us down.

We don't have a permit and it costs $1,200 for one.

Don't tell him our problems, Clancy. He doesn't care.

Look, don't give up.

You guys will have a good turnout.

Something will work out.

You were a little hard on him.

Don't you think?

I had to be.

I could really fall for this guy, and I don't want to get hurt again.

You've got to take some chances.

Easy for you to say.

Look, guys, we're getting nowhere fast.

I'm going to go down to the permit office and see if we can't work

something out.

Forget it. It's just a waste of time.

You know, with an attitude like that, I should have left you at Victor's

doorstep.

I'm sorry, Tom. Go ahead and see what you can do.

Would you want me to go with you?

Stay here with the girls. Guys, just work on the decorations, you know? Stick

with the plan.

God, I hope that's not the cops.

On second thought, the cops sound pretty good about it now.

If you guys stay here, I'll take care of this.

I got until tomorrow.

What are you guys doing here?

Victor, you have problems.

If you can't open, you can't pay. Yeah, might as well bust your face right now,

huh? Why wait?

Tom's getting the permit.

There's no problem.

I'll deliver tomorrow.

Fair's fair.

Right, guys?

Fine. But I'll be back tonight.

Why tonight?

Just protecting Victor's interests.

You got a problem with that?

No, no. I just... Let's get out of here, Hardy. Just looking at this whip, making

me nauseous.

that lives on a hippie commune near Boston.

I could give her a call.

Maybe you could stay there for a while.

Hippies?

Might work.

Sorry, guys, they wouldn't budge.

It'll be amazing, boys.

Not so fast.

I got the permits.

Where'd you get the money?

Megan's father.

I'd like to help tonight.

What do you say?

Heather, come on, take the paper.

Thanks for helping us.

Okay guys, let's get the streamers up and let's check out this poster.

I'm not gonna die after all.

for the contest?

What do we do?

Hold on. I'll help you guys with this.

Nancy, I'll handle this.

Come on, girls. I'll show you where you can change.

Hi, Brittany.

Hi.

This is Lynette and Monica.

Hi. How are you?

Well, what do you think?

I've got work to do.

No, silly.

My outfit.

Do you think I'll win?

It's fine, I guess.

Shirt's gonna be wet, right?

Well, that's the idea.

Here, get a better look.

Brittany, put the shirt back on.

What? You don't like what you see?

Yes, of course.

And you're gorgeous.

But I'm not interested.

You were interested the other day.

It's Megan, isn't it?

Um, I... Megan, we were just... Megan, it's not what you think it is.

It's okay.

I... I was just looking for a screwdriver.

Thanks, Brittany.

Thanks a lot.

Oh, Julie.

I've missed you so much.

Just shut up. Keep collecting.

Hey.

Check it out.

Nice.

I bet you'll see no cheap wins.

Are you crazy?

My life is in your hands and you want me to bet more?

You're a very slick man.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Looking good, huh? Yeah, the cops seem kind of damper, though. You better go

check on the girls.

Yeah, okay. See you later.

It's madhouse in here. Are you sure we should let these girls loose?

Oh, they're just having a good time. You know about that.

Megan, I was just telling Brittany that I didn't want to see her anymore.

What? I can't hear you. I was telling her I didn't want to see her anymore.

What?

I think I love you.

It's the wildest, the wettest wet t-shirt contest ever.

Contestant number three

You got lucky.

Too bad. Me and my brother was kind of looking forward to teaching you a

lesson.

What are you waiting for?

This money's green just like everyone else.

Ready? The back.

This is what you do?

I send you to school, and this is the way you pay me back?

It's not what you think.

I'm not going to discuss it right now.

Give me a chance to explain, but later, after the contest.

No, let's talk about it now.

I know about the private detective.

You owe me.

Please, sit down and wait for me.

Hear that? They're dying out. I'm going to win this no matter what.

Impossible. I'm going to win.

Sorry. Yeah?

Watch this.

You're insane. I'm not going to give you this money.

It goes to Victor, and it's going to be personally delivered by me.

Victor sent me to collect it. What do you think I've been doing?

What do you think? I'm your doorman or something?

Give me the money or I'll break your face.

Not until the contest is over.

The final moment you guys have been waiting for.

We're going to bring the girls out. We're going to line them up. And

remember, your applause picks the winner.

All right.

Contestant number one is Debbie.

Contestant number two is Tina.

Contestant number three is Ginger.

This is going to be difficult.

Number four is... Monica.

Contestant number five is Lynette.

And now for our final contestant, the beautiful Brittany.

Hope we don't have a problem.

You see, Jimmy, I didn't even think about proud you though.

Come on. I know you're having a good time. Just go off the stage. Nobody gets

hurt. Come on.

I've got you now.

Give me that money.

Get off me! Help!

You're not going anywhere, pal.

Lancey? Just sit down, guys. It's okay. Everything's taken care of.

Dude!

You alright?

Come on, Hardy, you're out of here too. Let's go.

Come on, get up!

Out of here.

Okay, guys, okay.

Let's pick the winner.

And may the best pair win.

Aiden?

I meant what I said.

What's wrong? You look upset.

My father's in there.

I have to go talk to him.

You want me to go with you?

No.

Just give me a minute.

Thanks a

lot, guys. Drive safely.

See ya.

Come on, let's go.

Go? Wait a second. What about helping them clean up?

Tomorrow.

Yeah?

I've got some other plans for us tonight.

Uh-oh.

Can I explain?

Please, let me explain everything first.

Well, it all started when Rachel moved out.

Remember when I called you and I told you that we lost our roommate?

So how'd we do? We did great. I can't believe this. We have enough money here

to pay Victor and then some.

Cool.

What's this?

Surprise money. You want it, right?

No, no. No, keep it. I'm going to split the rest of the profits with everyone.

What? Tell me. I have something on my face.

I fly sometimes.

You were so brave, Clancy.

Well, that, that was nothing.

Showed me a whole different side of you.

Really? You think so?

So what are you going to do after this?

Well, I'll probably take the money back to Victor and I guess come back here and

clean up.

Well, I could go pay Victor with you and then, well, we'll see.

You'd want to go out with me?

Clancy, just say yes and let's go.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Is everything okay?

Believe it or not, I think he's actually proud of me.

He should be.

Well, after I told him about Clancy and he realized we were helping someone, he

said it was probably the most responsible thing I've ever done.

Let me take you home.

Copy, Dre.

You're looking at my college catalog.

Yeah, I'm thinking about joining you.

Look at the success we had last night.

Couple of business courses.

There's no stopping us.