Original subtitles

[mouse squeaks]

[penguins chirp]

[chiming]

-[squeaking] -[hisses]

[opening theme song playing]

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog ♪

♪ And Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

[whispering] Side quests.

[train horn tooting]

[whistling]

[whistling continues]

-[giggles] -[horn tooting]

[giggling continues]

[gulping]

Ah. That's the good stuff. [giggles]

[baby crying]

[babies cooing, giggling]

[unsheathing]

[humming]

-[thuds] -Huh? Who did that?

[babies cheering]

-Goo goo, ga ga! -[babies laughing]

Go back to bed

or I'll tuck you in for eternity!

Bah, bah bah!

[thuds]

[giggling]

[slurping]

[steam hisses]

Got more babies!

[baby guard 1 calling out]

[baby guard 2 struggling]

Wow.

Huh?

[baby 1] Whoo!

[baby 2] Do, do do. Oof!

[gasping]

[baby muttering] Ah!

[baby 1 mumbling, grunts]

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[train hisses]

[ominous music plays]

[rattling]

[babies cooing]

New babies!

To the baby pit!

Now!

[motor revving]

-[tires squeaking] -[babies grunting]

[tires screech]

[baby guard grunting]

[baby guard cooing] Hmm. Mmm-hmm.

[evil laughter]

-Bye bye, babies! [giggles] -[train horn tooting]

[babies crying]

[Baby Finn gasps]

[Baby Finn] Whoa!

[giggling] Woo woo, woo woo!

[grunts]

[all babies] Ooh!

[babies cheering]

-[babies cheering] -[Baby Finn grunting]

[Baby Finn clapping, cheering]

-[rattles] -Huh?

Bad baby!

[babies whimper]

New baby! Pit!

Nuh-uh!

[growls in anger]

Dah dah!

[grunts]

New Baby!

Pit!

Nuh-uh-uh!

[growls, grunts]

[Baby Finn groans]

[gasping]

Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!

No TV!

[babies crying]

Bah?

[babies grunt angrily]

[baby groaning]

[mellow music playing]

[suckling]

[chirping]

[chomps, munching] Mmm!

-[trumpets fanfare] -[rattling]

Practice!

Bah, bah, bah, bah!

Hmm.

[Baby Finn mumbling]

[grunts] New baby! Dah dah!

-[babies exclaim] Ooh! -[Baby Finn] Huh?

[babies grunting]

-[creaking] -Uh-oh.

[growling softly]

[gasps]

Huh?

[old wise baby sighs in relief]

[Baby Finn] Whee!

[grunts in frustration]

[baby crying]

[chuckles] Bah, bah, bah, bah!

[baby continues crying]

[gasps]

Huh?

[exclaims] Woo, woo, woo, woo!

[babies cheering]

No! One baby! [grunts]

[baby wailing]

[babies grunting, struggling]

[baby cries]

[exclaiming angrily]

-[Baby Finn] Ga ga! -Huh?

Ooh.

[frustrated grunt]

Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!

[grunts]

-[babies struggling] -[thuds]

[Baby Finn] Hup!

[babies cheering]

[laughing]

-[exclaims, cries] -What's so good about new baby?

Baby guards! Take him to the baby dungeon!

[babies grunting]

Huh! Huh?

[chains rattling softly]

[ominous music playing]

[babies murmuring softly]

Goo goo?

Hmph. Ga ga!

[babies exclaim, gasp]

[wearily] Goo goo.

[angrily] Ga ga!

[tutting]

[exclaims]

Goo goo...

Ga ga!

B--B--B-- Bad baby!

[babies gasp]

[baby 1] Bad baby!

[baby 2] Bad baby!

[all chanting] Bad baby!

Goo goo!

[all cheering] Ga ga!

[Baby Finn] Goo goo!

[babies] Ga ga!

[chanting continues]

Tomowow,

we will bweak him.

In fwont, of a live studio audience.

[crowd chanting] Babies! Babies! Babies!

[crowd chanting continues]

Oh, Joshua! These seats are perfect.

Right you are, Margaret!

Close enough to see the action,

but not so close as to make out their fear stricken baby faces.

-[crowd cheering] -[rattles]

[crowd quiets down]

-Bah, bah, bah-- Oh! -[smacks]

[crowd] Aww!

[baby guard grunts]

-[rattling] -[Princess Rattle] Uh-uh-uh.

One baby.

Hup!

Uh-oh!

[dramatic music plays]

What's this? One baby?

We paid good money for this show!

More babies!

[crowd booing]

[rattles]

[rattles]

[clicking]

[low growling]

Ooh, it's gettin' good now!

[growling continues]

[evil laughter]

[growls]

[chomps]

Huh?

[tummy rumbles]

[giggles]

[Baby Finn babbling]

[giggles] Yah!

-[roars] -[thuds]

[crowd mumbling]

Whoo!

You know, I like this baby.

[giggles]

-[crowd cheering] -[Baby Finn babbling]

Huh?

[screams] Bah bah bah bah bah!

[ground rumbles]

[crowd gasping] Ooh!

Ahh!

The ring of fire?

Oh! That's just cruel!

Now, now Margie-poops.

How's a child to learn without obstacles?

Hup!

Mmm!

[giggling] Woo!

[all gasping]

[evil laughter]

Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!

-[thuds] -[grunts]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[giggles]

[crowd cheers]

Bless my biscuits!

[cheering, grunts]

[yelling, grunts]

Hmph!

You wov baby?

Baby get cannon!

[crowd gasping]

Not the baby cannon!

Oh, they've gone too far!

[cheering]

Huh?

Oh.

[baby guards babbling]

[babbles]

I can't nor shan't I look!

[gulps]

[baby babbles]

[baby guards laughing]

-[baby butler shouting] -[thuds]

-[baby butler cheering] -[bell dinging]

Wow!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[crowd cheering]

What? No!

No more new baby!

[baby guards babble]

[giggles]

Huh?

-[distant shouting] -[explosion]

Goo goo!

[all] Ga ga!

Mmm!

[babies exclaim]

[crowd cheering] Babies! Babies! Babies!

Baby guards! Stop him!

[cheering continues]

Goo goo!

[all] Ga ga!

-Goo goo! -[all] Ga ga!

Baby! Get him!

[babies chanting] Goo goo! Ga ga!

[chanting continues] Goo goo! Ga ga!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

[evil laughter]

Baby cannon!

No, No. Rattle!

-[whispers] Bad baby. -[dings]

What? No!

-[yelling] -[babies chanting]

[rattles, stops]

[baby guards sighing]

Goo goo ga ga!

Yeah.

[baby guards exclaiming]

[crowd cheering]

Huzzah!

If we leave now, we can beat the traffic!

[cheering continues]

Thank you, stranger,

for guiding the babies of Baby Kingdom, to freedom.

We know it's a lot to ask.

But would you consider staying with us?

To be our new lead-- Huh?

[sizzling]

Bye bye!

[distant explosion]

[grunts]

[splashes]

So then, I just,

floated away down the river.

Never saw the baby kingdom again.

[sighing]

Finn, are you telling me that you lead

a gladiator circus baby revolution?

Huh. I guess so.

That's pretty neat!

[closing theme song playing]

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪