Original subtitles

[opening theme song playing]

[quacking]

-[whirring] -[chiming]

[hisses]

[squeaking, honking]

[thuds]

♪ Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end Adventure Time ♪

-[dings] -[Finn whispers] Side Quests.

[theme music playing]

[thudding]

-[thuds, crackles] -[clangs]

[Finn] Okay.

[chomping] Mmm. It's looking good.

-But who's Bmom? -Huh?

Glob, dang it!

[Jake chuckles] Let's just leave it. It's nice.

Calling someone mom is like... [crunching]

[muffled] It's like, a compliment. Mmm.

[giggles] Okay.

Bmo's the best little guy ever,

and deserves the best birthday ever.

I still remember the day Bmo was born.

Everyone knows you weren't at Bmo's birth, Finn.

Okay! Party checklist.

Wildberry and Starchy with the punch,

Banana Guards with the balloons,

and Lady Rainicorn with the cake.

[speaking Korean]

Check, check, check.

And I got the chips.

Seems like everybody we wanted to invite is here.

What about everybody we didn't want to invite?

-What? -Like, you know, Bernard.

Ew, Bernard?

Um, who's Bernard? And why would I not invite him?

'Cause there's some people you just don't invite to parties.

-Like Ice King. -Or Joey Waffles.

What? You don't have a "do not invite" list, Finn?

Ooh, I get it.

I know who's on my "do not invite" list.

Ugh, it's that stinky, dirty, turdle burdle,

-No, no, [shushes] -bird turdling, Magic Man.

[Princess Bubblegum] Oh, he's the worst.

-That's right. -[Jake grunts]

I'd rather drink toilet water for a year

than spend five minutes with him at a party.

[grunting, whispering] Shut up! Zip it!

Why are you giving me the secret signal to shut up?

Uh-uh, uhh.

-Mm... Magic! -[ascending whistle]

[speaking Korean]

[shattering]

Uh-oh, party foul!

-[all screaming] -[zaps]

-[thudding] -[all groaning]

[Starchy] Starchy's gonna yack!

[Wildberry] I feel awful. What happened?

-[Jake] It was Magic Man. -[Wildberry] Magic Man?

-[Wildberrry] How do you know? -[Jake] He's right there!

[chuckles] Magic Man away!

[Jake] Oh, I'm definitely gonna break Magic Man's fingers,

-[Finn] Curse you, Magic Man! -[ripping, thumping]

-[Finn] Ah! The banner! Run! -[all screaming]

[all groaning, breathing heavily]

[Finn] Are we all here?

[all speaking indistinctly, agreeing]

[Finn] Wait, Jake, can't you get big?

-[Jake] Oh, yeah! -[footsteps thumping]

[Jake grunts, exhales]

Nope.

[Lady Rainicorn speaking Korean]

[Jake] Aw, you too? Magic Man took all our powers.

Finn, Why'd you say all that stuff about him?

[Finn] What? You told me you'd rather chew

on 50 dirty couches than have him inside our home!

[Jake] Yeah, I did say that... Behind his back.

But you gave in to peer pressure.

-Not cool, dude! -[Finn titters]

[Finn] Sorry, everyone.

[Lumpy Space Princess] Oh, my God,

I can't believe this is happening.

Lo-- Look at me. I'm so tiny,

people won't be able to see how lumpin' hot I am!

[Starchy] Starchy can't be small neither.

Starchy's got big plans!

[Wildberry] Maybe this is a good thing.

It might give us a chance to get to know each other, an--

[Starchy] Starchy's not here to make friends,

Starchy is a survivor.

[Princess Bubblegum] Everybody be quiet!

[Starchy] Starchy can't be quiet,

Starchy's emotionally dysregulated!

This is just like I'm back in the war.

Everyone trying to undermine Starchy.

Can't tell Starchy what to do--

-[thuds] -[Starchy] Oh!

[Princess Bubblegum] I said, quiet!

-[Starchy] Oh. -Now I should have

a healing juice to reverse Magic Man's spell.

[all cheering]

[Princess Bubblegum] But it's inside my lab

in the Candy Kingdom.

[Starchy] Boo!

I mean... [scoffing]

[Princess Bubblegum] According to our current mass,

times the square distance we are from the Candy Kingdom,

the journey could take... years.

[LSP] Uh-uh, no way, girl, I can't do that.

I only have a few good years of being a hottie left.

Then I turn 25!

[Banana Guard 1] Hey, what's wrong with being 25?

[Banana guard 2] I actually didn't learn much

about myself until I was 30.

[Wildberry whispering] I went to her 25th birthday,

like, six years ago.

[LSP] I heard that, you skunk!

[Bmo] Oh, hello?

Whoo, back from a long day at the office.

[Finn] Aw, dang, it's Bmo!

Bmo's gonna think no one remembered his birthday!

[Bmo] It sure would be neat if all my friends were here

for some surprising event that I am definitely not expecting,

that might be at the other side of this door.

-[thuds] -Special delivery!

Did someone order a birthday Bmo?

[all gasping] Bmo! Down here! We're down here, Bmo!

[thudding]

[Bmo chuckles] Yay!

[Finn] Whoa, whoa, wait, no, no, come back!

Okay! Here I am!

Guys?

Anybody?

Nobody wanted to hang out with me on my birthday?

-[Finn] No, Bmo, we're here! -[all shouting]

[thudding]

-[Finn] Back that way! -[all panting]

[Bmo crying] All my favorite people

-don't love me, nobody does! -[wind blowing]

[all screaming]

[LSP] I never even got to kiss that guy!

With tongue...

-[all shouting] -[rattling, thumping]

Spider!

-[rattling] -[all shouting]

[clanging, thumping]

[all breathing heavily, groaning]

[Jake] Whoa! It dumped us into our yard.

[buzzing]

[Finn] And we ruined Bmo's birthday!

[Princess Bubblegum] Hey! Priorities, Finn.

We have to get to my lab.

Fortunately, now that we're outside,

I can summon us a ride! [clears throat]

[screeches]

[all cheering]

-[Finn] It's down here! -[flapping]

[Jake] No, no, no, no! Come back!

-[bird chirping] -[Finn] It's turning around!

[LSP] Thank God, we're saved!

[Finn] Over here! Oh, run!

[screeching]

[all breathing heavily]

[LSP] Almost ripped my... stickin lumps off!

[Starchy] Ooh, uh, Wildberry? You good?

[Wildberry] Mmm-hmm.

[click of tongue] Oh! The bird took one of my berries!

[Finn] Well, I think our only option

is to walk to Candy Kingdom.

But if we stick together, we can make it. All nine of us!

Wait, what happened to other Banana Guard?

[Banana Guard 1] Huh?

No!

He was my ride!

[Wildberry] I could give you a ride home

when all this is over.

[Banana Guard 1] Really? Yeah, that'd be great, thanks.

[Finn] Sorry about your friend.

[Banana Guard 1] Who?

[Finn] Oh, uh...

Come on, guys!

I know the road ahead looks perilous,

but we have to be brave!

[all cheering] Yeah!

[Finn] For Bmo!

[Jake] Uh, yeah, yeah! For Bmo.

[Finn] Onward! To Candy Kingdom!

[all groaning]

[upbeat music playing]

[wind blowing]

[water drips, sloshing]

[rattling, thuds]

[thudding]

[all groaning]

[squeaking]

[Jake] Hey! Can you see anything?

How far have we made it?

[Lady Rainicorn speaking Korean, gasps]

[Jake] Five feet? Ugh!

Let's just make camp for the night.

[playing harmonica]

[Lady Rainicorn speaking Korean]

[Jake] It's gonna be okay, baby.

[LSP whimpering] I'm not okay. This is the worst!

[Finn sighs] Yeah, Bmo's birthday is ruined.

[LSP] Ugh, Finn, if you mention that party

one more time, I'm going to flip!

We're all starving!

[Wildberry] I'm feeling pretty okay, actually.

[LSP shouting] How?

[Princess Bubblegum] How are you not hungry?

Wait... Wait a minute! Where did all your berries go?

-[thumps] -[Wildberry titters] Um...

[Princess Bubblegum shouting] Uh-uh, Wildberry Princess,

you've been juicing the whole time?

-[Wildberry] I-- -You didn't even think

to share? We're starving here!

[Wildberry whimpering] No!

[Finn] It's going to be fine, everybody.

This is a time of celebration.

[Princess Bubblegum laughs] It's okay, Wildberry Princess,

we're not angry...

-LSP, get her! -[LSP screeches]

-[Wildberry screaming] -[thudding]

-[rustling] -[Finn shouting] You guys?

There's something in the grass!

[Wildberry] You want your juice?

Here's your juice! [exclaims]

-[thumps] -[LSP grunting]

[both gurgling, groaning]

[Finn] Stay away from the grass!

-[chomps] -[Jake] Whoa!

Something ate themI

[Starchy] I know who did it!

It was that rainbow horse!

[Lady Rainicorn speaking Korean]

[Starchy] Starchy's gonna show you crazy!

[Finn] Guys, remain calm!

-[chomps] -[Jake] The lady!

[Banana Guard 1] Hey, don't worry, guys, I got this.

-[chomps] -[Jake shrieks] It ate 'em all.

[Finn] Come on, man, we gotta get him back!

-[swords clinks] -[all shouting]

-[rustling] -[chomps]

[buzzing]

[sighs] At least you showed up to my party.

[retching]

[buzzing]

Thank you for the wonderful gift.

[sniffing, crying]

[Finn groaning] Bmo?

[Finn continues groaning]

[whirs, beeping] Life moves on, like a barf in the wind.

-[Finn] Bmo! -[whirs] Huh?

-What's that tiny scream? -[Finn] Bmo, it's me!

[Jake] And also me!

[gasps] Unkie Jake? Papa Finn?

[Jake] Dude, we're so happy we found you!

-[rumbling] -[all screaming]

[thuds]

Finn, Jake, why weren't you at my party?

[Finn sighs] I'm sorry, Bmo,

we left you waiting on your special day.

We would never forget your birthday.

The day you were born was the happiest day of my life.

That's right.

I was there at your birth.

And after we battled the demons that cut you from

the robot womb--

[Princess Bubblegum] Bmo! Your party!

It's at the candy kingdom! We're all waiting!

Uh... There's ice cream!

Yay! Ice cream!

[theme music plays]

Okay, Bmo, here comes your gift!

[drips, thumps]

It's... Starchy!

Yeah!

-[all exclaiming, cheering] -[Finn] What? Oh, my God,

that's so cool!

Thanks.

Happy birthday, Bmo.

[chuckles] Finn! Don't ever get tiny again.

[Wildberry gasping for air] Hey, guys. [coughs]

Oh, my glob! Are you okay?

Oh, I'm okay. [titters]

I'll be fine.

They'll grow back in no time, right, Princess?

Yup, that's right! Just a little rest and time.

Hmm, where's Jake?

[whooshes]

[singing] ♪ La, la, la I love being a jerk ♪

[laughing]

Ooh, beans!

-[thuds] -Ow!

-My Fingies! -[rattling]

Why beans?

-[swishes] -That's what you get!

[closing theme song playing]

[singing] ♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪