Original subtitles

[crow caws]

[quacks]

[bats squeal]

[opening theme song playing]

♪ Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very Distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog And Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

[whispering] Side Quests.

-[calm music playing] -[birds chirping]

[Banana Guard 2 on radio] Breaker, breaker.

We got a Roscoe Roscoe in progress on Waffle Street.

Requesting backup.

[line jitters]

[engine revving]

-[brakes screech] -[engine revs]

[police siren wailing in distance]

[horn honking in distance]

[grunting in tune]

Yes! [continues grunting]

[cackles]

I can't believe I scored Onsen Thug 3

in a dumpy place like that.

People just don't get good games anymore.

[thuds and grunts]

[suspenseful music playing]

I can't wait to brag about it to Finn. [giggles]

[Jamaica] Where do you think you're going?

Wait. What?

-[compelling music playing] -You're on Pup Gang turf,

and you gotta pay the fee.

That's right. Back up, fool.

[Jake] You talking to me?

Obviously, Grandpa.

[Pup Gang giggle]

[Jake giggling nervously]

"Grandpa."

[laughing nervously]

Wait. You guys seriously think I'm old?

-[Jamaica] Mmm-hmm. -[upbeat music on headphones]

Hey, look, I play video games, all right?

I'm not that old.

What the heck is that?

Oh, what? You've never heard of OT 3?

Well, let me lay it down for ya, Pups.

See, after the mega-hits of Onsen Thug 1 and 2,

the developers, they were under heavy time constraints

to deliver another hit.

They panicked, and they made a game

completely devoid of any onsens or thugs.

So, what did they deliver?

A game about-- Whoa!

Did you just throw that at my head?

[Pug Gang snicker]

Why, you little... I'll trash your trucks!

Huh? You'll trash our trucks?

[both laughing]

You just got roasted by the Pup Gang.

[all] Hey-o!

[all laughing]

[stammers]

What just happened?

[Blombo] And then the dweebus said, "I'm 26."

Like, dang!

Way to confirm you were, in fact, an oldie.

Oldness aside, my fellow thugs,

we just got ourselves a five-finger discount

on the new hotness.

This dang game.

-Yeah! -Whoo!

-[slamming] -[TV jittering]

Argh! So, none of us has the right system

to play this thing?

Is this game too old?

Nah-uh, man, games don't get old.

It's retro. Way diff.

-Hmm. -[clicks]

-[clatters] -[grunts]

[narrator] When the night comes,

the night is hungry.

[all gasp]

[narrator] When the hunger takes over,

there's only one path to the morning.

A nice bowl of Ghosty Oats. Yummy yum.

[skeleton kids] We hunger... for Ghosty Oats!

Thanks, Dead Digg-O!

That's my name.

[narrator] Ghosty Oats is part of a balanced breakfast.

Now with more ghosts!

[all chomping in anticipation]

[all] Bonnie! Bonnie! Bonnie!

[Bonnie] Hey, kiddos.

Whoa! Think fast.

-[Pup Gang gasp] -[chuckles]

[whining] Mom!

I just wanted to test how ready you are.

You boys all got an "F."

Not in front of the homies.

All right, all right. What do you want?

We want a hookup for those Ghosty Oats, Momma.

[both] Yeah.

Oats, you say? One sec.

We still got some left

from when we robbed the Horse Gang.

Here you go.

Eat up.

-Wait. Regular oats? -[all] Ugh.

There's not even a hint of ghost in these.

Sorry, kiddos. We can't afford oats with ghosts in 'em.

Running on limited treat funds this month.

One of my boyfriends needed scratch

to fix his ride. Sorry.

[all] Aw!

[Bonnie] But maybe he can help you pawn

that stolen cartridge for the cash.

[Finn] This little cheese needs some honey,

and this little cheese needs a buddy,

and this little cheese needs a party.

[door rattles and slams]

Welcome home, bro. Did you get it?

Hey, what's wrong?

Leave me alone.

I'm going to eat in my room.

-[slams] -[Jake sobbing]

Hmm.

[police siren wailing]

Dang it! I'm so hungry.

Oh! My medical records!

Specifically for Ghosty Oats.

[sugar cubes clinking]

[rattles]

[both] We're free!

You guys want to buy a watch?

[Pup Gang] No.

Aw.

-[vehicle honking in distance] -Whoa! [grunts]

[suspenseful music playing]

Ugh, the nasty part of town is...

[groans]

...too nasty.

Just suck in those lungs and puff up that chest.

You got this, homie.

[grunting]

[spooky music playing]

[shouting] Hey, Bonnie's boyfriend,

are you in there?

[man sobbing in distance]

[groans]

[sobbing continues]

-[music intensifies] -[sobbing loudly]

Oh. Hey, kids.

I didn't see you there. [sobbing]

Dude, are you seriously crying?

You're not pretty enough to be crying, boy.

Get up, you weeping willow.

Here. We need you to pawn this.

-[Fumer laughs] -[clattering]

[engine revving]

Wait, did he just rob us in front of our faces?

Nothing personal, kid.

I owe a mysterious crime boss for "services rendered."

So, you stole our stolen game to pay off your debt?

[angrily] Tell us his name so we can get our goods.

I can't. Trust me, I'm doing you guyses a favor.

You don't want any part of this.

[groans] Looks like we have no choice.

-[snaps finger] -Now, roast 'em.

[intense music playing]

Why you keep asking my mom for money?

Ain't you a grown-butt-man?

-[gasps] -You live in a warehouse

and crash on your girlfriend's couch.

That's not even a little cool.

-[gunshot sound] -[gasps]

[groans] Please. Have mercy.

That's it! This guy is too wack.

-[music playing on headphones] -Oh, here we go.

You see what you're making Blombo do?

You're making him crank his headphones.

He likes to turn his headphones up supes loud

when he's about to get information.

No one can stop him when he's jammin'.

[whimpering]

[Fumer] Gary!

[gunshot sound]

It was Gary,

the head of the Marshmallow Kids.

[Pup Gang] Gary.

[Fumer] He's got me by the rat tail, I swear.

We got them.

We got all the evidence we need right here.

-[both] Yeah. -[Jamaica] Uh, hello?

Is there somebody high-fiving the vents?

We can hear you guys.

[Banana Guard 2] Meow.

[Banana Guard 1] Oh, yeah. Uh, meow, meow, meow.

-[Banana Guards] Meow. Meow. -[vent creaking]

-[Banana Guards] Oh! -[loud crash]

[exclaiming]

[both yelling]

-[thuds] -[both] Oh!

[Pup Gang panting]

[chuckles] Oh. Hey, we're matching.

We should probably call for backup.

[both giggling]

[Fumer panting]

You'd better work those legs, 'cause this is all your fault!

[grunting]

Nobody can walk away with our breakfast money.

Nobody.

-[Jamaica] Oi! Gary! -[slamming]

We know you have our cartridge.

Your boy took it from this guy...

-[Fumer groans] -...but it wasn't his to give.

You give it back, and we won't have a problem.

[indistinct growl]

-[Jamaica] Huh? -[Toughy and Blombo gasp]

-[growling continues] -[spooky music playing]

[growls]

We're not afraid of you, Jumble Bumble.

Bring Gary over.

[Gary] Well, well, well,

if it ain't the notorious Pup Gang.

You looking for your mom around here?

[Pup Gang] It's Gary.

All right, my job is done here.

-[snaps fingers] -[growls]

Once goodies come into my turf,

they stay mine. You got that?

So, scram before I make Pup juice outta ya.

[growling]

-[intriguing music playing] -You don't move me, Gary.

-I know you're soft. -No, JB. We ain't backing up.

[whistles]

Every mob knows you still wet your knickers, Pee Gang.

[groans angrily] Roast them.

-[upbeat music on headphones] -[breathing heavily]

Hand over the cartridge now,

you soft cylinder!

-[gunshot sound] -[all gasp]

[hissing in anger]

Never call me that name!

JB, fire up.

-[growling] -[crackling]

[Pup Gang gasp]

Ain't no backing down now.

Time to turn these marshmallows into mush.

Word.

We'll call you whatever we want,

you soft cylinder.

You call me that again,

you won't leave this place alive!

I won't say it one more time.

I'll say it 100 times.

Cylinder, cylinder, cylinder--

-Ahh! -[whistle blows]

[Banana Guards] Gang crimes!

[Banana Guard 1] You're under arrest.

-[marshmallows gasp] -[helicopter hovering]

[Finn] Okay, Jake, which ones are they?

[Jake] It's okay, Finn. I'm fine.

No, bullying is not fine.

[softly] I don't wanna cause a scene.

If you don't stand up for yourself now,

this kind of thing will never end.

Just find the biggest one and bop 'em!

We ain't scared of you. Not any of you!

Pup Gang forever!

[both] Yeah!

[JB growling]

Stop! Cut it out...

[echoes] ...now!

-Oh, no. A mom. -Oh, no! It's a mom.

[Marshmallow Kids yelling]

Yeah, that's right. We brought your mom.

Did you take that old dog's game?

What? Old?

Yeah.

What did I tell you about stealing?

Don't get caught.

-[Jake] Hmm. -[sighs]

Gary, give the game back to the dog.

Yes, ma'am. Hup, hup, hup, hup.

Huphuphuphup. Ah.

[both] Cool.

-Hup, hup, hup. -You go home.

Come on, kids, let's leave.

Okay.

Hey, babe, can you give me a ride?

I ain't your babe anymore.

-I'm gonna sell your bike... -[Pup Gang gasp]

...and buy the kids Ghosty Oats.

-[Pup Gang] Yay! -[Fumer] Aw, man!

[spooky music playing on TV]

Mmm. Nomnomnom.

Ghosty Oats.

[narrator] Not suitable for consumption.

[closing theme song playing]

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies And bees ♪

♪ We can wander Through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪