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[quacks]

[bats squeal]

[opening theme song playing]

♪ Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very Distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog And Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

[whispering] Side Quests.

[suspenseful music playing]

[birds chirping]

-[roars] -[villagers screaming]

[roars]

What's your problem, man?

Yeah, you're scaring all these little guys.

[speaking gibberish]

Whoa, chill out, dude.

-[roars] -Come on, man!

You're getting mustard in my crevices.

-[continues talking gibberish] -[goat bleats]

-[bleats] -[sandwich roars]

[sandwich continues roaring]

[grunts, yells]

-[gibberish yells] -[goat bleating]

[both] Whoa.

[slurps]

Thanks for saving our butts out there.

[bleats, burps]

[bleats]

Is this your business card?

Ah, no way!

You're Strongoat the Bray?

One of the "Righteous Dudes"?

Check it out. Jake, c'mere, c'mere, c'mere.

-I'm right here. -He's got a spear,

a shield, a cape. Ah, so cool!

[crunching]

I don't know, man.

I think he's just a regular goat.

[bleats]

[bleats]

So, can we do anything to repay you?

[Strongoat burps]

Whoa. [chuckles]

Hey, you look like a spiffy little general

with those leafy things.

Schmozow!

[whispers] Dude, I want you to also

look like a spiffy little general.

Go generals!

We look like a couple of bone munching, toe crunching,

tough butt war guys.

[both laughing]

All right, my guy. We're fired up, too.

If you want us to be your generals, just say the word.

[grunts]

-[bleats] -[both gasp]

[both bleating]

[Finn grunting]

[Jake grunts]

Sweet! What's our mission?

[Strongoat bleats]

Battle? Of course.

He's probably already on an epic quest.

Classic Righteous Dude.

We're gonna need a crew. Some real toughies.

Strongoat the Bray, show us what righteous souls

are worthy to join your ranks.

Check, check, check. Check, check.

♪ Yo, yo, I'm Rap Bear ♪

♪ Telling you I'm back ♪

♪ In the house ♪

-[audience cheering] -[man] We love you, Rap Bear.

Hey, man, what the heck? Those are from my honeys!

[both gasping]

Oh, battle?

Ah! Somebody give me a beat!

[funky beat playing]

♪ Let me tell you bout a guy I know ♪

♪ What's his name? What's his name? ♪

♪ Strongoat, Strongoat ♪

♪ Let's recruit this little cutie ♪

♪ And kick that Ice King booty, what! ♪

♪ He always helps those in need ♪

♪ You've gots to follow his lead ♪

♪ Strongoat, Strongoat ♪

♪ Yeah, we gonna follow him ♪

♪ Follow him ♪

♪ Me and all o' dem, all o' dem ♪

♪ Forever ♪

♪ I'm Rap Bear ♪

So what are we doing again?

Following Strongoat,

wherever he may go!

Aw, okay, that sounds nice.

[dramatic music playing]

This is not nice!

[voice echoing]

Think of the pudding, think of the pudding! [yelps]

[screams]

No!

[crying]

Hey, RB, give us a little inspirational rap.

[yells] Read the room, man!

I'm scared.

[all screaming]

Troops! Get it together!

Can't you see that Strongoat needs us?

When he burped on me and made me his general

I vowed to follow this awesome hero to the end.

-We can't let him down now. -[Strongoat bleats]

See? I knew it!

He got us to the top.

[grunts, gasps]

[epic music plays]

[all exclaiming]

Dang, shawty...

[voice echoing]

[bleating]

[all exclaim]

[grunts] Oh, pardon me, handsome.

So where are we going?

I don't know, man. This place is freaky.

Hey, Strongoat, how much further so we got to--

Oh. Oh, hey.

Nice.

[Strongoat bleats]

-Oh, you're back. -[bleats]

-Did you bring me my souls? -[bleats]

-Souls? -Wait, what?

Okay, cool. Deal's a deal.

I'll lift the curse now.

[all grunting]

Ow, my soft spot!

-[shatters] -[bleats]

Wait, that wasn't Strongoat?

Hah, you thought that was Strongoat the Bray?

Nah, Strongoat's a legend.

That goat sucks.

He broke some of my favorite pieces, so...

so I cursed him.

But now I've got seven beautiful new souls

to add to my collection.

Yeah, I said eight, but whatever.

-Seven is fine. -Seven?

Wait. One, two, three, four, five... six... seven?

Where's Sugar Cube?

I saw him fall but I didn't wanna say anything.

Oh, baby, no.

I'm gonna crystallize you now, no hard feelings.

It's just kinda my thing.

Finn, I got this, dude.

For the cause!

I'm coming for you-- [screams]

Aw, dang!

[both] Shelby!

Little guy.

[laughs] See? It's pretty cool, huh?

Turn him back!

No way.

He's, like, all shiny.

Now I'm gonna add the rest of you to my collection.

Hold up, I thought this was a rap battle.

[screams]

[screams] Save us, Finn!

What do we do now, Finn?

Uh, uh... run!

Wait, come back! Let me turn you into crystals.

[pants, grunts]

[pants, grunts]

[groans in fear]

Please don't hurt me. I-- I don't wanna be a crystal.

[wizard] Trust me, you're gonna love it. It's like so cool.

Oh, it is?

[wizard] Yeah, 100.

-Oh, good. [chuckles] -[wizard] Sike.

Wait! [screams]

Here I come. Gonna turn you into crystals.

[panting]

[panting] I think we lost him.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. I just really need some pudding right now.

[groans]

[wizard] I have pudding.

-You do? -Sike.

[screams]

[scream echoes]

Huh? Huh?

Did you hear that?

I think Hot Dog Princess needs our help.

[groans] This maze is impossible.

It's like it's designed to make us more lost.

-Hey. -Whoa!

-How's it going? -Hey!

Don't sneak up on people.

Pssh. Nice try, bing bongs.

Face it, bro. You're gonna love being crystal.

Finn, watch out!

[groans]

[yells]

Finn, you gotta do one thing for me, okay?

Please, convince Rap Bear to retire.

His fans would rather see him leave the music scene

on a high note than watch him struggle to remain relevant

in the modern age...

You...

[gasps] Jake?

[growls]

You crystalized my best friend!

-[grunts] -Ow! You broke my big toe off!

Hey, come back!

Let me turn you into a crystal!

[panting]

Ugh, it's all my fault.

Everyone was counting on me and I let them down.

And it's all 'cause of this junked-up card!

Ugh!

[groans]

-[Strongoat] Finn. -Strongoat?

I only appear to the truly righteous

in their greatest time of need.

And you are he.

Me? What'd I do?

You have shown courage

in the breaking of the wizard's toe.

-Cool. -But first, not cool

that you thought that other goat guy was me.

-Sorry. -Forgiven!

I bestow gifts upon thee.

-A spear. -[epic music plays]

A shield.

A cape.

-[music stops] -Uh, it's a little short?

It was mine when I was a baby.

May these gifts aid you on your righteous journey.

I am righteous.

[exhales slowly]

Come out, Finn.

I'm not mad about the foot stomping.

And also I'm gonna find you sooner or later.

Hey! Over here, rock for brains.

I got you!

[yelps]

Take this!

Huh?

[screams] I've been stunned!

-Hi-ya! -[yells in pain] Ow!

Aw, man.

My only regret

is not having a bigger collection of stuff!

-[crashes] -Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Stupid cape.

[rumbling]

Dang, shawty!

Shelby's back, baby!

[both] Oh! I'm free!

Hurray!

[thuds] Radical!

[all panting]

You did it, dude!

I'm just glad everyone is safe.

Ooh, I'm so inspired.

-[funky beat plays] -Somebody get me a mic.

-Oh, I've got a microphone. -Ah.

Hup-hup-hup-hup.

[closing theme song playing]

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies And bees ♪

♪ So we can wander Through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪