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[dramatic music]

♪ I want you right now ♪

♪ All right ♪

♪ Had it coming ♪

♪ It was funny how we met ♪

♪ Had long conversations on how she liked to make it wet ♪

♪ She told me what she looking for ♪

♪ A man woman kind with an elevated mind ♪

♪ That's when I gave her my number ♪

♪ I said use a wing somebody to come and talk ♪

♪ Shorty called me the next day ♪

♪ She said, "I need you to come over ♪"

♪ I got something for you to see" ♪

♪ You only call when you want some ♪

♪ I don't think you know my name ♪

♪ Just have to play your game ♪

- Yeah, that's right, pop on me, I'll pop right in your ass.

Oh, that didn't sound so right. Oh, whatever, man, okay?

You haven't killed me all game

and I'm picking you off like the fleas on my dog's ass.

Oh, wow. Now I suck off.

No, you know who sucks, man?

Your mom sucks me real good

while you're still in your fucking room.

- [Roger] Ben! - Dad, hey.

Just getting ready for bed telling my friends goodnight.

- Sound like you were telling him to suck you off.

- No, Dad, that was for his mom.

- Well, wouldn't you want that from someone,

I don't know, your own age?

- Dad, that'd be ideal and great,

but girls my age only like guys

with like huge biceps and Letterman jackets.

- So you think women my age are going to like video games

and boys who sleep on twin beds?

- No, that's not what I meant, dad.

You're not getting what I'm saying, okay?

I'm not those other guys.

So if it ever comes down to the choice,

if I even have a choice,

I'm going to be the last one to get picked.

- Hey, look, all I'm saying, son,

is I've been in your position before

and the only way out of it is to get yourself out there.

- What you're doing right now? Is that a robe?

- Look, son, that's different.

If your mother was still around, there's nothing any woman

could ever do that would detach me from her.

I love that woman to death. Yeah, I'm sorry.

- Dad, I know what you meant.

- That's poor choice of words.

- I know what you meant. - Look, what I mean to say is,

would you rather I not see any woman at all and be miserable

and have it affect our welfare and I go broke,

or find happiness in someone else that fits me?

- I don't know, what would mom want?

- I think she'd want me to be happy,

just like I want you to be happy.

And I'd be a failure as a father if the only memories

you had of high school were video games,

and not banging babes with your best friend Lionel

before you go off to college.

- First of all, it's Lionel.

Second of all, it's not that easy.

- Look son, you never know.

Once you actually make an attempt,

there's no telling what the results might be.

- Roger, are you ready for your massage?

- I'll be right with you, sweetheart. Have the oil ready.

You see what I'm saying, son?

You never know what you're capable of.

Look at that piece of ass.

- Oh God.

- Hey, good night, my boy.

[door squeaks]

[bed squeaking]

Oh baby, you taste just like flowers and jam.

Slappity, dabbity, do me, baby.

- [Josephina] Oh yeah.

[upbeat music]

♪ It's in the mix, cake batter ♪

♪ Better stack it for you flip ♪

♪ By the dip, kid crispy like a classic bag of chips ♪

♪ All of that, I need it quick, but take your time ♪

♪ Do it right, a magic trick is only if the hand ♪

♪ Is quicker than the eye ♪

♪ You heard what the man said ♪

♪ But you choose to get it like sandwich bread ♪

♪ With sauce on it just lube and you talking over it ♪

♪ With the cold butters, spread love like grandmothers ♪

♪ Niggas know better ♪

♪ It's in the mix, it's in the mix ♪

♪ It's in the mix, it's in the mix ♪

♪ It's in the mix, it's in the whip ♪

♪ It's in the mix, that's in the mix ♪

♪ Slide with me for a minute, let's ride ♪

♪ Looking at the Rolly, it's about that time ♪

♪ Checkin fly weight when we cross that line ♪

♪ My whip look nice, but I'm not that kind ♪

♪ Let me give you a little recap on this ♪

♪ It's all about money and ownership ♪

♪ Caught a riff off from his owner shit ♪

- I've been doing good.

- I'm doing good. How about you?

You guys want to go to the library at 6:00?

- Yeah, just got to ask my mom real quick.

- What's up, young man? How you been?

- Good. - That's good.

Hey man, do a trick on that thing.

Hey. - Yeah. Come on man.

- [Guys] Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,

do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.

[guys cheering]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music continues]

♪ Slow down, this is slipping through my mind ♪

♪ This conversation has run out of time ♪

♪ Honey, I know you know what I mean ♪

♪ And that's the one thing that you soon will find ♪

♪ I know that you really want to go ♪

♪ My mind is running out of gas ♪

♪ Just relax, and recap, and relapse tonight ♪

♪ My body's jumping, and I go through the motions ♪

♪ And I'm leaving on this journey ♪

♪ Maybe someday I'll come running home to you ♪

♪ I don't want to see the day, my words cannot make it safe ♪

♪ Her heart in my hands, it's too bad, no regrets ♪

♪ I don't want to see the day ♪

♪ Her tears are falling on my grave ♪

♪ This is my one chance to take back, no regrets ♪

♪ Let's go, I just want to let you know ♪

♪ This situation leaves me out of breath ♪

♪ We'll drive, 'til the love that's in your eyes ♪

♪ Drops to the ground, unravels like a thread ♪

♪ I know that you really want to go ♪

♪ I only think about her ♪

[gentle music] [bell dinging]

- Papito! Papito! [fists thudding]

- Okay, bring him up. Bring him up.

- The South side motherfuckers robbed me, Papito.

- South side, South side.

I done hear it this time and time before from you.

What's the matter with you, huh?

- What you think you better than me on something?

You rotten bastard.

- Ah, rotten, huh? I find that kind of funny.

Since I don't remember being made of fruit.

- Look man, why don't you just let me go?

Man, I ain't going to say nothing to nobody.

[Papito laughs]

- Let you go, huh? What does that prove?

I'm some sort of a gringo father

that can't take care of his kids?

- Papito!

- Okay, okay, okay.

What does that teach you?

- Forgiveness.

- God, what do I look like, Jesus Christ to you?

Take him to the trunk, you already know.

- Hey fool, what are you doing?

- Oh shit!

New shoes, new shoes. Not the board, not the board.

Oh look, the gang's all here.

[Papito speaking Spanish]

- What are you doing sticking your nose

in growing vatos' business, huh?

- Oh, I swear I was just actually passing

through the neighborhood.

- Passing through, huh? - Yeah.

- You want me to dispose him, hefe?

- You will do that for me, huh?

- It'd be my pleasure.

- Hey guys, wait a minute.

- Wait a minute, boss.

- Huh? - Huh?

What is the matter with you, huh?

- He's a kid. You got the skateboard, the product.

You see where I'm going with this?

- I don't know where you're going.

[Papito speaking Spanish] - Okay. Yeah.

- You know what, homes, you might be onto something.

Yeah, I see that. Yeah.

If this backfires, you know how we do.

I will eat your children in the morning for breakfast.

You know how we do [speaking Spanish].

You understand what I'm saying?

- Oh.

- Now don't take till taco Tuesday

to make this happen, okay? - Okay, boss, I get it.

I get it. But I'm telling you.

You won't regret it, all right?

- Homes, what is wrong with you, huh?

I'm the only one who dismisses conversation, huh?

My two-year-old chihuahua don't move unless I tell him to.

[speaking Spanish]

- Chihuahua?

[Papito speaking Spanish]

- And for you, amigo,

you see it was brought to my attention.

I should not kill you. Instead, I should make you useful.

- Useful? How?

- You see those wheels you came in here on in?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, you're going to use those wheels.

You're going to deliver packages for me.

Carlos.

Now you're going to take this act of mercy

that I give to you, you're going to take this to a place,

and they're going to put money inside of it for you.

You're going to bring it back in 48 hours.

- 48 hours? You mean like two days, 48 hours, right?

- Somebody's a little funny around here. No, in two weeks.

- Okay, because I was just going to say 48's a real-

[gunshot fires]

- Or maybe I should make it 24.

- No, you know what? 48 sounds perfect.

- Yes, it does, does it not?

- Yeah.

- 6:00 tomorrow, this location.

Make sure, chico, that nothing happens to this package.

And let me tell you something, chico,

if you don't show, I'm going to have to visit BC Central

and I don't think you want that, do you?

- No, no. - Go Bearcats.

- It's actually Bearcats. - Watch your mouth, pendejo.

- I'll shut up, yeah.

- Get him out of here.

- I'm going to go sell this now. Yay.

Okay, all right. I'm moving.

[upbeat music] [phone beeping]

- [Lionel] Yo, what's up?

- [Ben] Dude, are you home yet?

- Yeah, what's good?

Papito? You can't be serious.

- Why the fuck would I lie about something like this man?

- Because first of all, why did his mom name him that?

And second, how did he even catch you?

- Look.

Oh, he slapped the shit out of that nigga.

- See?

- Okay, and these Pablo Escobar looking dudes

caught you how?

- You know, I sort of fell.

- You the best skater in the city, and you fell?

- Yes. Okay, man.

I fell. I ride a skateboard, not a fucking monster truck.

- Come on, man.

Monster truck or not, you've been skating

for 10 plus years doing tricks down stairs.

I can barely jog down.

But when your life actually depends on it, you fall?

- Look, there was a rough patch I didn't see, okay?

- Okay, let me get this straight.

So you're telling me some cholos beat some guy's ass,

you seen it, they caught you,

but still they think you'd make a good delivery boy

for their... - No, no, no, no, no, no.

Look, man, these guys want me to sell every single thing

in this box and return them profit.

- Wait, so they want you to sell drugs?

Is that what I'm hearing?

- I guess so, Lionel. If you put it like that, yes.

- Ben, do you know what this means?

- Yeah, it means I'm going to have my legs broken

if I don't do it, but I might die.

- No, fool.

It means finally you and I are finally going to be accepted.

- Where? In the county's jail?

- No, man.

Well, I mean, you know, if we get caught, then yeah.

- What are you getting at?

- I'm saying, bro, we should make this thing work

in our favor.

We shouldn't be scared of Papito. We should be thankful.

- How?

- Because he just threw us a brick.

Cha-ching, we're drug dealers.

Income and popularity increased.

- Are you out of your GTA fucking playing mind?

If we're drug dealers, we're going to end up a prison.

- Look, bro, before we were nobodies

treated like bystanders,

but now that we're going to be drug dealers,

everyone's going to want to be our friend.

- Okay, I'm going to say this the nicest way possible

because you're not registering what I'm saying,

but are you crazy?

- Man, aren't you tired of not getting invited

to cool parties and being an outcast?

Don't you want to create special memories,

especially for our senior year?

- Yeah, man. I want to make memories of me being laid.

And I don't mean me being laid

as like someone's bitch in prison.

That's me.

And then this is the fucking big Black guy in prison.

- Okay, stop. Okay, calm your tits, sweetheart, okay?

Just hear me out.

Since we have no choice to either do what Papito says

or he kills you and you can't return it,

let's just take it for what it is

and turn it into a positive.

I mean, because, you know,

we see what being a drug dealer brings in.

Money, power, respect.

Only if done right because we don't want

to end up like Scarface.

- Who's Scarface?

- What? You've never seen the movie "Scarface"?

You're talking to me, huh? You?

No, that doesn't ring a bell?

- I mean, I've seen a couple-

- Oh my God. You know what?

See if it's cool with your parents

if you can stay the night tonight, I'm going to ask mine.

Mom, can Ben stay the night tonight

and you drop us off at school tomorrow?

- [Mom] Lionel, come wash these goddamn dishes.

- She said it's cool. What's wrong?

- Well, you know, just weighing my lose-lose options here

because I mean, if I don't go through with this,

Papito's going to end my life,

but if I do go through with it, I still might die, man.

- Like I said, there's rules to this, my boy,

and Tony Montana is going to teach us rule number one,

never get greedy.

[dramatic music]

- Look, Lionel, all I'm saying is I'm 17, man. Okay?

I don't know if I'm cut out for this type of work.

- You watched "Scarface" last night.

- I can't end up like that.

- And we also watched "Snowfall,"

which was drug dealing done the right way.

Franklin Saint became a boss.

All we got to do is be more like Franklin.

Damn, boy.

- You know what, man?

Are you even sure you're cut out for this type of work?

Might as well be,

because I damn for sure ain't cut out for school.

Man, I got a D in biology right now. Can you believe that?

- Mr. Kownowski's tough, man.

- Yeah, we got the pack now. We don't need biology.

I can hear all their voices now.

"Hey, Lionel. You came up, man.

Oh, that's Lionel over there. He plugged up.

Oh, you don't know him. That's Lionel.

He got the sauce."

- The sauce.

Yeah, you know, I though the whole point

about being a drug dealer wasn't to tell anyone.

- Well, yeah, but only the right people

because if the right people know,

we get in all the right doors.

- Okay, but how do we even know

if we want what's behind those doors?

[upbeat music]

- [Lionel] Well, now's your chance to go talk to her.

- And say what?

- What we talked about.

Suddenly let her know you got the bag on you.

- It's not a bag, man. It's a fucking box.

- You know what I mean, man.

Let her know that you got plenty of party packs.

- Do you hear yourself?

You sound insane, that's not going to work.

- How if you don't even try?

[dramatic music]

- Hi, Jenny.

I don't know if you know who I am, but I'm Ben.

- Hi, Ben. Yeah, I think I do know you.

- Really? You do?

- Wait, weren't you that kid hanging from the flagpole

in ninth grade?

[girls laughing]

- Yeah, I should have worn proper underwear that day.

- Uh-huh.

- Look, so I kind of came over here

to talk to you about...

- Huh?

- Basically, what I'm just trying to say

is that I had this thing on me.

- Excuse me?

- No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not bad for you.

It's obviously been pretty good for you.

- Ew, what are you saying?

Get away from me, you sick pervert.

- [Cheerleader] Oh, look at his shoes.

- Well, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

- What are you talking about? I missed.

- Exactly, but if you never done it,

you would've missed, guaranteed.

But at least you tried it.

- Oh God, I hate you.

- Me?

Man, what you call that stuttering you was doing over there?

Hi, Jenny.

[Lionel mumbling]

- I froze there. You want me to say it, man? I froze.

- Froze up. Did Tony freeze up when he was macking on Ovira?

Do you ever freeze up when you're hitting inward heel flips?

- No.

- Then you can't freeze up on the woman

that's going to take you to the top.

Man, now that you're moving weight,

you got to have swag too.

Like money mentioned Tony.

- The fuck is that, man? I don't know who those people are.

- Man, you weren't paying attention

to any of the movies that we watched last night?

- Okay, you need to understand that it's so hard for me

to pay attention to anything in the world right now

because all I can think about

is I have 48 hours left to live.

- Look, man, all I'm saying is once you have that push

and confidence, nothing can stop you.

Observe.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going?

- I'm walking down the hallway.

- Walking down the hallway.

Buddy, not that one. Did you forget?

It's the popular kids hallway.

They'll eat us alive down there.

- Nigga, who is we? I'm a high value man now.

- Are you allowed to say that word? Like, can you say that?

- What you mean? I'm half.

My daddy Blacker than 100 midnights.

- Right. So why are you paler than 1,000 vanillas?

- Because my mama is, and so are your parents.

But you better not going around saying that word

unless you want them 48 hours short of one.

Excuse me.

[upbeat music]

- Good luck.

♪ It's the juggernaut, bitch ♪

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music continues]

[everyone laughs]

- Hey, fuck boy, next time

[locker slams]

before you get in our way.

- What are you doing in our hallway anyway, dork?

- Just chill, man. You know, I was just making my rounds.

- Your rounds? And who are you?

- Someone you should know, Cade.

- How do you know my name?

- Come on, man.

Everyone know you the star QB

and the most popular kid in school,

which is why you should know me too.

- Oh, really? Why should I?

- Because I got the goods, baby.

They call me LC, a.k.a. LC the plug.

- The plug? The plug for what?

- Anything you want, my man.

- Get a load of this clown right here.

My victims out aren't as usually as bold as you are.

I love a good show before a beating.

- Hey, no, no, no. I'm full, okay?

Anything you need off the field, I got you.

Okay? I can take care of you.

- Oh yeah? - Yeah.

- You got it like that? - Like that.

- Like that, like that? - Like that, like that.

- Okay, LV.

- It's LC.

- Look, whatever. You free tonight?

- Yeah.

I mean, you know, it depends on where my business takes me,

you know what I'm saying? - Look,

party tonight at Jenny's house.

Her parents are out of town and we're throwing a banger.

We even got the cool kids coming out,

so we're going to need the good stuff.

- Sure, count me in.

- Yeah. That's what I like to hear.

- Oh, and sorry about that, little man.

- It's all good, guys.

Just, you know, a little misunderstanding,

so I'll see you guys tonight, right?

- All right, bet it up. But hey, don't forget the stuff.

- Of course. I got you, Cade, you know what I'm saying?

- All right. Now scram.

[upbeat music]

- So what just happened?

- You want to know what happened?

- Yeah.

- All right, I'll tell you what happened.

- All right. Tell me then, man.

- All right, just check it, okay?

Go home, put on your good stuff,

because we have our first high school party

to go to tonight.

- You're kidding, right?

- I kid you not.

Cade invited us to the party with the cool kids,

and see, I told you we was in there.

- Okay. Are you even sure we're like in the same vicinity?

Like, are we in there there?

- Like swimwear. And guess who's going to be there?

- Who?

- Jenny, because it's at her house.

- Holy shit, you're serious?

- For real.

- Then we're fucking in there.

- What the fuck was that, bro?

- Fuck off.

[Ben laughs]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music continues]

- What's up, Pablo Escobar?

- Jesus Christ. Why you do that?

- Hey, man.

I know you're sulking about Jenny Penny,

but you know, you'll get another chance.

- Shut up.

- Hey, man, just wait. Wait till tonight.

She's going to be all over that tally knuckle

when she finds out that we're the ones

with the party favors in the spot.

- Tally knuckle? What is that?

- A man's best part.

- Yeah, you know, that's great and all. That's real great.

But what am I supposed to do now?

- What do you mean?

- What do you mean, what do I mean?

I mean that, you know, I brought the stuff to school

and I got to get it out of here.

- You brought the pack to school?

- Shh.

You don't have to announce it to the whole school.

It's not supposed to be here.

- Like hell it ain't. Man, why'd you bring that shit here?

- I don't know.

You know, I was just thinking,

what if someone wanted some now?

And I didn't have it on me.

It's not like I can just go home and get it.

That's just not efficient, Lionel.

Efficiency is key when you sell drugs, Lionel.

- My God, you are absolutely right.

See, I knew watching "Scarface" was beneficial.

Look at you taking notes and shit. I'm so proud of you.

- I am. Just don't get me killed, okay?

- I'm not going to get you killed.

If anything, it's that Papito dude that wants to kill you,

but that's, you know, only if you don't get the job done.

So you ready to do this?

- What other choice do I have?

- That's what I like to hear.

Oh, and I should probably ride home with you for protection,

you know, in case we run into any Papitos

or cholos or KKK members or Village People

who want to stab you in the back.

- Like Zulu?

- Zulu, Hulu, Voodoo, Voodoo, whatever.

- I saw that. I saw that TikTok.

[upbeat music]

- [Roger] Hey, Benny, you down here, son?

- Yes, dad, I am.

- Just checking up on you.

Went to sit down at the dinner table and you weren't there.

- I'm fine.

I'm just, you know, looking over a couple things.

- You got plans tonight, son?

- Sort of.

- Your first high school party, huh?

- Oh God, how'd you know?

- That's the same nervous look I had on my face

when I was trying to find something to wear

for my first high school party,

which was also my senior year.

- You serious? - Oh yeah.

You know I had almost straight A's.

I was on the debate team

and was actually part of the glee club.

- Glee club?

- Yeah, you know, son, it's men's choir.

- You were singing? Tell me you're joking.

- Oh yeah. Your dad had some talent, my boy.

That's actually I started finally getting

some play with the ladies.

- Really? How?

- Well, when my voice was changing,

it would get all scratchy and squeaky

and people would make fun of me and call me Mighty Mouse

until I learned to sing deeper, be a baritone,

adapt a deeper singing voice.

Then I'd saunter over to the ladies

and lay some Barry White on that ass.

- Who?

- Barry White.

♪ Don't try to change me ♪

♪ Just take off those panties ♪

[Roger vocalizing]

[Ben laughing]

- That's not funny. It's pretty good.

And then it worked, right?

- Well, only with your mother, smackity dappity doo.

That's how I lost my virginity, son.

- Oh God. I don't need to know that, dad.

- I say all that, son, just to say this.

When you go out tonight,

don't try to be something you're not.

If you just be yourself, people love you more for it.

I promise you that. Give me some right here.

- Thanks, dad. You're the best.

- As a matter of fact,

I've been waiting to give you something

and I think tonight's a perfect night.

- What?

- Yeah.

My dad bought that for me my freshman year of college.

Since you're going off to college soon,

I'm handing it down to you, first generation to do so.

- Dad, this is sick. I don't know what to say.

Thank you.

- You're welcome, son. I love you.

Have fun tonight.

- Love you too, dad.

- Now if you excuse me, I can't wait

to hear all about it in the morning,

but Josephina, [vocalizing]

is waiting on me.

[gentle music]

- Yo, what's up, B?

You got the shit?

Because if you don't, I'm finna go in the trunk,

pop a cap in your bitch ass.

So you got the money or what?

You going to give me the money?

Because if you don't, I'll pop a cap up on your bitch ass

like this.

[gunshots firing]

Bitch. Nah, that's too much, right?

All right.

Yo, what's up, dog? You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, bro. You know, what's good?

You got the shit?

Because I got it too, you know what I'm saying?

Oh man, nah, you chilling, you chilling,

you know what I'm saying?

I'll wait. I'll wait.

No, I'm kidding.

Go get me my shit because I've been waiting

and I've been waiting here for five minutes.

Oh, really? Oh, so you think you the shit?

You ain't shit. Hey, say, bro, what's good?

Give me my shit because I've been waiting

for the past 10 minutes, nigga.

Don't make me go to the car, pop a cap in your bitch ass.

That's too much. Let me do it again.

Hey boy, don't make me come over there

and wipe that smirk off your damn face.

You ain't playing with me.

[knuckles rapping]

[Ben whistling]

- About time you got here.

- Shut up.

- Thanks for keeping this at your house, Lionel.

Oh, sure. No problem.

- Thanks, man. You're the best.

- Yeah, yeah, whatever. We lit tonight, it's party time.

Finna get some bitch, you know what I'm saying?

[upbeat music]

♪ Bitch, what the fuck is going on ♪

♪ Bitch, what the fuck is going on ♪

♪ Bitch, what the fuck is going on ♪

- Yo, LC, my boy, you made it.

- Yo, what's good? I told you I would.

That's my partner B right here.

- Yo, I'm B.

Okay.

- Oh, and is that the stuff you brought with you?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

- Does a bear shit in the woods?

- Whatever, bro.

Put your skateboards in the closet

and put that in the upstairs bedroom.

I'm still waiting on a few more people to show up.

- For sure.

- And grab a drink or something, you know?

- All right, I got you. Appreciate it, man.

[upbeat music]

♪ Bitch, what the fuck is going on ♪

♪ Bitch, what the fuck is going on ♪

- Yo, can you believe this though?

The cool kids are really here.

♪ Bitch, what the fuck is going on ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ Going on ♪

[upbeat rap music]

- Man, can you believe it down there?

Four years being labeled as a dweeb

has finally come to this.

I mean, it's like a whole nother world out there.

Girls, drinks, a big ass house, the cool kids.

I mean, look how many doors this one box has opened for us.

It's time for you to finally realize, Ben,

we're the chosen ones.

- Lionel, do you realize we haven't even opened

the fucking box yet?

I mean, how can you assume all that shit

when we don't even know we're fucking selling?

- I guess you're right.

Damn, I didn't think about that. It could be anything.

Kush, White girl, dog food.

Oh my god, it's like a mystery box.

- Okay, stop drooling over it and let's just open it, man.

We need to see what we're about to give everyone.

- All right, let's see. Ooh, I can't wait to be kingpin.

From now on, I go by LC the Plug,

the master, distributor, trafficker,

of thousands of bricks of candy bars?

- What the fuck is this?

- Wait, no, is this real? I think so, man.

- Dude, what are we going to do?

- Fuck! This is seriously not happening to me right now.

- You?

Cade's going to kill us once he finds out we're liars,

phonies, tappers.

- Cade?

Listen man, you are going to be in my fucking funeral

when Pepito ends my life.

What are you talking about Cade for?

- Okay, wait, how and why does this Papito character

want you to sell and deliver candy bars?

- Beats me, man, okay?

I was just riding my board by the train tracks

and then he beat someone up and dragged him away, man.

I just didn't want to be next.

He said he was giving me like little tortillas.

- Oh man. We got to get the hell out of here fast.

- Oh, we just got here.

- You want to die here?

We got to get us and this box out of here

before Cade finds us, come on.

♪ Sliding by with the orange wine ♪

♪ Got incense and candles lit ♪

♪ Smelling good like all the time ♪

♪ Got PS5 and all the guys ♪

♪ Her bed sheets was Calvin Klein ♪

♪ I'm finna start coming over ♪

♪ Her lemonade always colder ♪

♪ Got a basketball court inside the building ♪

- Thank y'all for rocking with us.

Thank you for taking care of us, you know what I'm saying?

Thank you for Jenny for us letting us rap in this big house.

We finna start coming over here for real.

- We appreciate y'all cool kids in here, man.

[everyone shouts]

- Jenny. Hey, cool party, right?

- Hey, Ben. What are you doing here?

- I was actually invited.

Look, so I just want to say I'm sorry

about earlier today at school.

Our last exchange was like really awkward

and I think you're just super pretty

so I can get a little nervous sometimes.

- That's very cute. Thanks, Ben.

I guess you're not totally a pervert.

[both laughing]

- No, I'm probably actually the farthest thing from it.

- So who are you really, Ben?

- Me, I don't know. Not enough words for fingers.

Okay, not funny. I don't know.

Someone that just wanted to be popular.

- Really? Why?

- I thought it would make me more accepted.

Not such a dweeb.

- You really think so?

- Yeah, I guess.

- I never thought that at all.

- What?

- I mean, speaking from having popularity experience,

all I ever got from it was distracted.

- I don't quite follow. What are you talking about?

- I mean, from what's really real.

It always felt like a job to fit in and stay in

and look this way and dress this way.

And I felt very limited to certain things

because I had to hold up this whole image.

- Well, what's the real you?

- The environment, nature.

I've always wanted to train animals.

When I was seven, my parents took me up north

to go horseback riding.

I've always wanted to have one,

maybe a whole stable of them.

- Okay. Wow, I guess I just never saw you as that.

- Yeah. But I just give everyone what they want instead.

- What about what you want?

I mean, if you don't mind me saying,

I think what you just told me about the real you

is way cooler than what you're presenting to the rest of us.

- Really?

- Of course.

Look, Jenny,

I'm going to just say this, but you're beautiful.

You care about the environment. You have a great mind.

Care about the people in the environment

and basically just what I'm trying to say is that

any guy would be really lucky to have a girl like you.

- You're really sweet, Ben. Thank you so much.

- Don't mention it.

- And you're a great listener.

- Thank you.

- Should we go back to the party?

- Yeah, the party, yes.

- Let's go.

[upbeat music]

- Dude, where have you been?

- I was out back talking to Jenny.

- Jenny, are you out of your mind?

Did y'all make out?

- I was like this close.

- Whatever. It doesn't matter now.

We got to get out of here before Cade finds us.

- Yo. LC, what's up, man?

I though you said you had to stuff, bro.

I though we had a deal.

- Hey, Cade, look, I was just about to go looking for you.

I just want to let you know

that I actually don't have the stuff on me.

It's at home, but I'm going to go back

and get it and then come back.

- Bro, that's cap. You just told me it was right there.

- No, I didn't. I said it was close by.

- Where?

- In the car.

- Go get it.

- You got the money?

- It's close by too.

- Well, go get it.

- Nah, you go get it.

- Okay.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?

- What the fuck is this shit?

Candy? You trying to trick us?

- No, okay? I swear.

We didn't know it was candy either, man. We just found out.

- Bro, wait a minute. So y'all never had drugs?

Just a box of candy walking around the school?

What fucking losers.

[everyone laughs]

Man, walking around this bitch

like y'all big meat or something.

You Sesame Street Boys are soft.

[everyone laughs]

Man, get y'all ass up out of here

before our roast all through the floor.

- Come on, man, let's get out of here.

[everyone laughs]

Come on, man, let's get out of here. Go, get.

- Shit.

Going back to being fucking nerds.

- Yeah, fucking girl scouts.

♪ First off, you chose me, I didn't lose you ♪

♪ How can you say I lost when I didn't choose you ♪

♪ You calling all your baby straight ♪

♪ But I can't fuck with you ♪

- Dude, do you ever feel like we're living

in some sort of simulation ever?

- Man, I would hope not.

If I'm this much of a dweeb in a simulation,

I'd probably off myself.

- Okay. Dude, it could have been worse.

- How?

- First of all, we got out there untouched.

Do you know what a beating feels like

from Cade and those guys, man?

I don't remember what Willis did to you in 10th grade

with the little daddy lump thing.

- Yeah, that's bad, but nothing's worse than

not being a drug dealer and not getting girls

to being a drug dealer and still not getting girls.

I might as well just be gay.

- No, bro, you're insane.

- I mean, what else do we got to do?

Like what did we ever do to deserve this?

At this rate, we'll never get laid.

I'll never be cool enough to pull bad bitches.

- Right when Jenny was starting to like me too, man.

- For real? No, she wasn't.

- Yeah, we talked for a long time.

- Yeah, I knew. I couldn't find your ass.

- Good while it lasted, I'll tell you that,

because I mean, she probably wants nothing,

nothing to do with me now after that.

Whatever the fucking fuck that was.

You know, Lionel,

the two days we were drug dealers and all,

I got to admit, man.

You sure made it sound more fun

than it probably should have been.

Especially the way we got into that party.

- Really?

Hell yeah, man.

It's like for a second, we were actually important.

- Yeah, man.

I couldn't have created these memories without you.

So I just want to say, you know,

thank you for being there for me

when I'm going through all this.

- Don't worry about it, man.

We've been boys since kindergarten.

I got you back for life, homie.

That's why when we get a real break,

I'm splitting it with you.

We finna go out of town.

I'm saying once we get a real break,

me and you, bro, we finna go-

- No, no, no, no.

I'm just saying that I thought you were just joking,

but I'm not.

I told you this, I'm not doing-

- Whatever, man. Turn the game on.

- Let's just turn the game on.

What the fuck are you talking about?

- Fucking diaper boy.

- Is that you?

[phone buzzing]

Shit, who's calling me?

Hello?

- [Papito] Hola, Benjamin.

- Who is this?

- [Papito] Oh, come on now.

I know you haven't forgotten about your Uncle Papito.

- Oh, no, no. Of course I haven't.

Papito.

- [Papito] That's Tio to you.

Because I'm calling in hopes that my good nephew

did that favor for his Tio.

- Oh. No, of course I did, Papito.

- [Papito] I hope so, because I don't want to have

to turn into the mean uncle and come up to BC Central High

and pull you out of class early

because of a medical emergency.

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No, not at all, Tio.

Yeah. You don't have to worry about that.

- [Papito] Now, you remember that address

I gave to you, right?

- Unfortunately, yes.

- [Papito] Okay.

You'll be there at 6:00 sharp

with the profit and the package.

You don't show up, I will have to come and find you myself.

- Okay. Yeah, sounds good.

You got my word.

- [Papito] Gracias. Now I'm counting on you.

- See, I told you, man, we're going to die.

- 6:00. That's six hours.

How the hell are me and you supposed to deliver

all those candy bars in that time?

Who does he think we are? Girl Scouts?

- No, but...

Wait, what the fuck did you say?

- I said Girl Scouts.

- Yes, motherfucker. The Girl Scouts, yes.

Oh my God. Oh my fucking God, you're a genius.

Lionel. - I'm a genius?

- Lionel, Lionel.

Yes, motherfucker, you're a genius.

Listen, I have a plan, but it's only going to work

if you can get all the access to your dad's

Hollywood stores.

Can you fucking do that, man?

- Are you serious?

- Serious? Buddy, we have six hours.

I'm dead serious. Let's go.

- Okay, it's in the basement. Come on.

[upbeat music]

- Hello, my name's Lionel Coinbake

and I'm a Boy Scout of America.

- Okay, back in the box. Come on, Lionel.

[upbeat music]

[Lionel shouting]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music continues]

- Oh, Minnie, you really broke my heart

when you were fucking around with Goofy.

You broke me because, you know,

I really miss playing with your...

- Lionel, Lionel,

I didn't know your parents were this freaky.

What are you doing?

- Just cleaning out the garage,

making sure everything's intact, you know, that's clean.

Clean it up, you know. Just make sure everything's...

- You think we have time for this?

- Dude, I don't even know what that is.

Like, I don't even. I've never used it.

- You don't know what these are.

- You know what's crazy is... Ben, don't tell anyone, okay?

My mom took me to a Halloween party.

- She's a freak, just like you.

Why do they smell like fish?

Like salmon. - Yeah.

- Like a good tilapia out of the water.

Anyways, look, let's go, man. We don't have time for this.

- Wait, forgot the weight.

[upbeat music]

[doorbell rings]

- Just act cool, man.

- Hi.

- Hello.

Me and Peter here actually live in the neighborhood

and we volunteered actually at the kids shelter.

We're just out here selling some chocolates to the neighbors

to help fund actually rebuild the kids shelter

since the last one got destroyed

by the rhino who escaped the zoo.

- Oh my gosh, how terrible.

You know, it's really sweet what you're doing to help,

young man.

You know, I'll take three.

- Really? Wow.

Here you go. Oh, now that's four.

I'm going to take one back.

[Ben laughs]

Thank you.

[upbeat music]

[knuckles rapping] [upbeat music]

- Ooh, good afternoon, young man.

- Good afternoon today, sir.

Me and Jerry here are actually a part

of the American Boy Scouts of America.

- Oh, ain't that something? Lookie here, lookie here.

Hey, darling. Boy Scouts out here looking sharp as ever.

- [Wife] Well, you better not buy nothing from them.

- Oh, mind your business, damn it. Woman.

Only here trying to tell me what to do.

Anyway, Boy Scouts looking sharp.

I remember my Boy Scout days. Yeah, sir, that was 1969.

Oh, I was looking so fresh in my outfit.

You though it was an Afro sheen.

[everyone laughs]

Now what can I do for you boys here today?

- Well, sir, we're actually just out here

selling chocolates today.

We're trying to hire a new scout leader

since our last one got fired for abusing kids.

- Mm, mm, mm.

That boy acting a damn fool up in a place of honor.

I tell you that much, but anyway,

I'm going to do y'all boys a favor today

if you do me a favor, all right?

Now I'm going to take four of them,

but you can't tell my wife now.

- Absolutely, sir. We won't tell a soul.

- [Neighbor] Oh, okay. Okay, okay.

Don't tell my wife now. - Thank you, sir.

Of course, sir. Here you go.

- Got me some chocolate, got me some chocolate.

Oh, thank you so much, boys.

And y'all have a good rest of the day now.

- You have a great day. - [Neighbor] Thank you.

- For every chocolate bar sold today

is a little boy that goes up to space.

- [Lionel] Three, two, one.

[upbeat music]

- Good afternoon today, gentlemen.

We're here to talk to you

about our Lord and savior, chocolate.

- Can I get a hallelujah for some chocolate?

Whoo! Amen.

Amen. Amen. - Yeah. Amen.

For every chocolate bar sold

is a cup to a Little Leaguer's testicles.

Watch this. - Oh shit.

- [Lionel] I'm not having kids. Oh God.

- So would you like some chocolate?

- Dude, I can't believe we actually did it.

You're a genius, Ben.

- Well, you never know what's capable

when your life's on the line.

- You know what?

Since we made this money our damn selves,

why don't we just pocket it and move out of town?

- Are you out of your mind, man?

These guys aren't in the bush leagues, okay?

We don't give them their money, we're dead.

- Man, what's the address? You got it still?

- Yeah.

- Search it up.

Oh shit. - What?

- Ah, yeah, definitely not the bush league.

- Come on, let's go.

- Oh boy. Oh dear, all right, here we go.

You sure you're ready to do this?

- It's way too late to turn back now, man.

[upbeat music]

[both speaking indistinctly]

♪ I think I paid a stack for the sip up ♪

♪ Don't try to keep up, it ain't worth fucking rent up ♪

♪ I climb out of California King when I get up ♪

♪ Snap my ice rollie on my wrist to make a pickup ♪

♪ If you see me pop up in your phone, you better pick up ♪

♪ 'Cause you know when it involves money ♪

♪ You're scooping chips up ♪

♪ I rent the BE underground, fuck mainstream ♪

♪ Me and your favorite rapper ♪

♪ Still going to have the same cheese ♪

♪ I'm old tea, bitches asking what the chain mean ♪

♪ Russian cuts got it where these bitches can't reach ♪

♪ Smelling like a long $40,000 necklace on ♪

♪ No pendant, diamond chains is so expensive ♪

♪ Ben's tenant, AMG Kitty, yeah, it's a big difference ♪

♪ I flip shipments while chilling and I'm on my shit, nigga ♪

♪ I was 17 when JJ taught me how to cook correct ♪

♪ You can microwave, but shit ♪

♪ The stoves is where the pros at ♪

- Where the hell did you get that from?

- Out of my ass. Come on, let's go.

- You got to teach me how to do that.

♪ But I never sell no drugs in my life ♪

♪ I bought a couple bottles, paid 25, that was the price ♪

♪ But I'm 17 and work for quarter and five ♪

♪ My mama scared for me ♪

♪ But she nowhere baby about that life ♪

♪ Hey, see summertime with 50 deep ♪

♪ Running light, selling catch, 30 scatter day ♪

♪ I bought my first item ♪

- [Letisha] Who is it?

- Benjamin.

- Fool, you're not supposed to use your real name.

- Ow.

- [Letisha] Like Andre Benjamin?

- No, Benjamin Sheffield. Look, I have a package.

Papito sent me here.

[knuckles rapping]

- It's just some damn kids.

- [Chari-Tee] Let them in.

- Come on. Come in.

Quick, quick, quick. Come on.

[door slams]

Y'all boys want some Kool-Aid?

- [Lionel] Yes, please. - No, thank you.

- All right, what you want? Red, orange, or purple?

- [Lionel] Purp, please.

- Okay. Y'all sit right here.

Chari-Tee, he'll be with y'all in a minute.

[dramatic music]

- Y'all got something for me?

- Here you go.

- So Papito using kids now, huh?

I guess that nigga'd do anything

not to bring his scary ass to the hood.

Y'all niggas did good though. Let's see what we got here.

[dramatic music]

Ooh. Nothing like some new blue chili, I'm telling you.

[Chari-Tee laughs]

Ooh! What's y'all names?

- I'm Ben. - Lionel.

- Well, Ben, Lionel. Little niggas did good.

Very punctual, poised, and disciplined.

Guess Papito's crazy idea using children just might work.

- Ah, appreciate the compliments, Mr. Tee,

but just wondering, so does that mean we're free to go?

Like we can go now?

- Not yet. - Okay.

- Letisha, hook these little niggas up.

How you going to leave without what you came here for?

- Huh? What are you talking about?

- One pure quality of pink horse

in exchange for that new chili you just gave me.

- I think there's been just some sort of mistake here.

See, we're not like a reoccurring thing.

Not that I wouldn't want to do a reoccurring business.

It's just there's been a mix up.

- Not to my knowledge.

See this right here is a new sensation.

Infiltrating many high schools and colleges around the city.

Thanks to me, Papito's genius idea,

putting them in chocolate bars,

I'm going to be the richest nigga in the city.

- But that wasn't part of our plan.

We were just expecting-

- Now that y'all got y'all brick, you could taste it.

We could be on our way.

- Taste it?

- Yeah, taste it, for its pureness, fool.

I though I was working with professionals,

even if they are underage.

Nerds.

- Yeah, you are.

- Yep, yep. Let me just taste it.

Oh, there's my keys. Here they are.

Okay, here we go.

- I got to go make my runs, so I suggest you hurry up.

- Gotcha.

- [Chari-Tee] My patience is thin.

- Okay, I'm going to snort it as I always have done before.

I'm feeling a little risky. I'm going to go with my left.

[door slams] - Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

[upbeat orchestral music]

[upbeat orchestral music continues]

- Be quiet. Get up the steps. - Hey, hey, hey. Come on.

Take them cuffs out those guys, huh?

You boys did a good job today.

- What? - Papito.

- Actually, it's Detective Gaines.

- That's Papito?

- But I though you were a-

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big Drug Lord.

Yeah, listen. I needed you boys, okay?

- Why did you need us specifically, man?

You threatened me. You fucking threatened me.

- Hey, listen to me, okay? I protect this town.

This is my city. It's where I come from.

I had to use you guys.

That's how I got the warrant

to even come in here in the first place.

I got surveillance on that fool selling drugs

to some high schoolers.

- So let me get some of this straight.

You know my name, my school I go to,

because you guys are fucking feds.

Look at this guy. What the fuck is he doing with glass?

- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

- And you have all my information.

- Shut up, okay?

At least I'm not out here killing Black folks

for my job to get done, okay?

- Excuse me.

[Detective Gaines speaking Spanish]

Tomorrow, come down to the City Hall.

9:00 sharp, I need you to be down there.

They're going to make a whole plaques for you.

You want to see the plaques?

- Yeah. - [Lionel] Yeah.

- Yeah, they're going to say honorary protectors

of the community.

- Sounds pretty cool. - Hey, you like that?

- Oh, that's dope.

- 9:00 AM sharp tomorrow. Don't be late.

- [Ben] All right. Thanks, Officer Papito Gaines.

- Ah, be ready because they're going to have cameras.

- All right, yep. Got it.

- Now get out of here and [speaks Spanish] out there, okay?

- [Ben] Okay. - My gosh.

[dispatcher speaking indistinctly]

- You know, I had that going so much worse in my mind.

- Tell me about it.

What I'm tripping off of is how we went

from drug dealers to honorary cops.

- I know.

It's like we finally got something good

out of doing the right thing for once.

- Yep, guess so. Let's go home.

- [Reporter] In local news, police have succeeded

in the stop of drugs infecting the community

by taking down notorious distributor,

Chavares Chari-Tee Tomlinson.

An ongoing investigation of Mr. Tomlinson

was led by Detective Patrick Gaines

and local law enforcement,

as the case was solved three days ago with the help

of two local brave teenagers

by the names of Ben Sheffield and Lionel Coinbank.

The two boys will be rewarded for their great work

with special plaques made by law enforcement

as honorary protectors of the city

right here in City Hall downtown.

Thank you boys for your heroic work.

And now, here's Todd with a weather forecast for the week.

- Yeah. Fucking college, baby!

Ow!

- Ben. - Jenny. Hey.

- Hey. I didn't know you lived in this neighborhood.

- Yeah, I do. This is actually my house.

- I see. It's really nice.

- Thanks. So what are you doing out here?

- Oh, I always go jogging in this neighborhood.

It clears my head.

- Right. Got to stay in shape.

- Right.

- Six abs. - Yep.

What you got there?

- This? - Yeah.

- It's actually my acceptance letter. I just got into UCLA.

- That's amazing. Congratulations.

- Thanks, Jenny?

- You know, I saw you on the news not too long ago.

- Really? You did?

- Yeah. It was for that big drug bust case.

It was all over the news.

- Oh, yeah.

It was a little thing with friends, not a really big deal.

- That was very brave of you.

A man who puts their life on the line for the community

means they'd put their life on the line for me.

- That's exactly what it means, and that's why I did it.

There's probably no other reason why I could have.

[upbeat music]

- First time doing that?

- Uh, yeah, but I hope it means I get to maybe try again.

[upbeat music]

- So you're going to Cali then?

- Yeah, I am.

- What are you doing for the rest of the summer?

[upbeat music]

- [Lionel] That, ladies and gentlemen.

That is the look of a hero.

There you have it, folks,

to be continued on the adventures of Ben and Lionel.

But just to keep you updated.

[upbeat music]

- So would you like some chocolate?

- [Lionel] Oh god!

My boy got into UCLA and is headed to the West Coast,

and hey, with that hair, I wouldn't be surprised

to see him on the big screen one day.

As for me, I'm still the plug LC,

and I myself have decided to take my talents

to the West Coast.

Hello, scandal.

[Lionel laughs]

[both laughing]

- Those are Russian people that...

[both laughing]

- [Lionel] Jenny and Ben are starting to get serious,

even though she's going to Boston for college.

Sheesh, talk about a rough summer.

- Ben? - [Ben] Jenny. Hey.

- Hey.

- Now that we're going to be drug dealers,

everyone's going to want to be our friend,

especially Brittany.

- I'm going to say this the nicest way possible,

but Brittany doesn't want your dick.

Do you understand that?

- Yeah. Only with your mother.

Seemed like I was always cool enough for her.

And I smackety dackity doo that bastard ass.

Oh God.

- Ah, good old Mr. Shef.

Still a freak beyond measures

and a slave to his own sexual needs.

But hey, what's a man to do?

- Get a load of this clown.

- As for Cade, he's still doing his thing as he prepares

to be the starting QB for our local university.

Still don't think he likes us very much though.

- South Side motherfuckers robbed me, Papito.

- Come on, I hear this before from you

time and time again, huh?

- Is that what you think, you better than me or something?

You rotten bastard?

- [Lionel] This guy, apparently he's Pepito's brother-in-law

who owes him money.

And rumor has it, he's still in the trunk.

- Rotten, huh? That's funny.

I don't remember being made of fruit.

- [Lionel] Officer Gaines turned us into the heroes

we always wanted to be.

As soon as he comes back from vacation,

I can feel safe again.

- Out of all the dicks in the world,

Brittany will be like the last person to pick your dick.

I mean, you're competing with fucking Tom Brady, bro.

There's people like Tom Brady in the world

and she's going to just pick your dick

over Tom Brady's dick?

- Latisha, hook these little niggas up.

How you going to leave without what you came here for?

- Damn, I did it again.

- [Lionel] Not going to hold you.

Letisha did make a mean batch of Kool-Aid.

Well, now she'd be making them on the inside

for a woman named Big Mama.

- It's just some damn kids.

- [Chari-Tee] Let them in.

- Hey, come on, come in.

Hurry the fuck up. Let's go.

[door squeaks]

- I'm going to be the richest nigga in the city.

- [Lionel] As for Chari-Tee, we can finally say he's right

where he belong, for good.

Booyah!

[everyone laughs]

- [Ben] That wasn't part of... Okay, all right.

- It means finally, bro, we're finally going to be popular.

- What the fuck was that?

You just sound like a "South Park" character.

Can you fucking speak?

- Oh, and by the way, I should probably ride home with you,

you know, for protection so we don't run into any-

- So you don't have to go some old walrus pussy?

- You know, that is not your line.

- I literally told you we're going to fuck up on this one.

- [Producer] Y'all are crazy.

- Fuck you, you know I can't get hurt,

so you just have to bring fucking Cade up all the time, huh?

- You know what, Chase?

Chase.

Me and you, can we finna go out on the town

and do our little...

- [Ben] We're not doing cocaine.

- Man, whatever. Dude, just turn the game on.

- [Ben] Okay, yeah. Let's just turn this-

- Lame ass White boy.

So? I'm just half.

Nothing's worse than not being a drug dealer

and not getting girls to being a drug dealer

and still not getting girls.

I might as well just be gay.

[Lionel laughs]

[Lionel singing]

- [Cameraman] Rolling. - Batman.

- [Cameraman] Camera still speeding.

- [Producer] Copy that.

Still speeding. Speeding all around.

All right. Settle and action.

[upbeat music]

- [Lionel] Well, guess is like the old saying goes,

if you believe that you can fly, just flap your wings

and it'll work for you if you try.

I'm kidding. I'm messing around.

But hey, that's just me and my boy, Ben,

the heroes of the city.

Moving weight might sound cool and all

and might get you into doors you though you would never

get in before, but doing the right thing felt better.

And hey, look at us now.

Recognized by the whole community with our heroic acts.

Well, certain people. Some of the others, not so much.

But hey, not everyone liked Jesus

and they wanted to kill Caesar.

As long as I got my boy Ben in my corner,

I'm ready for whatever this world has to throw at me.

Oh yeah. It's going to be a very lit summer.

[upbeat music]

- [Cameraman] All right, cool.

[Lionel imitating lasers]

- What the fuck am I doing?

- Good night, my boy.

- [Cameraman] Cut, cut. You nailed it.

- [Producer] Yeah, you killed it.

- What do I look like, Jesus Christ to you?

Take him to the trunk. You already know what it is.

- No, damn, man. Why I got to get in the trunk.

- Hey fool, what do you think you're doing?

Hey boss, you got a creeper.

- Hey, bring him to me, huh?

Grab his ass, grab his ass.

- Hey yo, what up though? You got the shit?

You know what I'm saying?

Because I got the guac and I'm waiting on the drop.

Because I'm finna go... [Producer] You got my money.

You got stuff, so you're asking for your money.

- Yeah. Okay, all right.

I'm asking for the money. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right. My bad.

But in the meantime, or should I say meanwhile.

[gentle music]

- Shit's crazy, homes.

Hey, vato, you got to get up off that bunk, bro.

You got to get up and start working out, man. Come on.

I do five, you do five.

Let's go. Count them with me.

One, two, three, four, five.

Come on, man. See, your problem.

You got your mind on the street, homie.

You got to stay off them streets.

That's what's stressing you out right now.

On second thought,

you got somebody that can go meet the homies

and pick something up for me?

I can have the trustee bring it in, you know?

So we can make some money, man, get ourselves together.

We ain't got no fucking commissary up in this bitch.

Shit, man.

CO, when's this motherfucking trial at?

[upbeat music]

- Hey, baboso, I'm talking to you.

- Tomlinson.

Tomlinson, let's go. You're out of here.

Cell three.

Turn around.

[prisoners speaking simultaneously]

- Man, don't let these niggas hold you down, man.

Stay up, bro. Come on, man.

- Settle down. Settle down before I make you do it.

- Hold that shit down, bro.

Man, fuck you. Fuck these niggas, bro.

Hold that shit down, man.

[upbeat music]

- Boss, boss. Welcome home, man.

So what's the plan? What's the play you have cooking up?

- Cooking? Man, I'm baking right now.

It's hot as shit right now.

- True.

But look, is you going to stop here and smoke,

or smoke in front of the station?

No, you don't want to go back in that place.

- Nah, you know I ain't going for that.

Right now, I'm just trying to chill, you know?

Got to get my shit right,

pull all my resources back together.

- So you're still going after the cop, right?

- Not yet. For now, I just want to wait it out.

But I do got something sweet for him though.

- What do you mean by that?

- I mean, after I find these kids,

I'm saving Papito's sweet ass for last.

- Pause. - What?

- I said pause, because that one sound kind of-

- Kind of what? Nigga, you calling me gay?

Do I look like a fruit cup to you?

- No.

- Does this look like a rainbow convention, nigga?

- Never said that. - Well, don't say shit.

Put the pedal to the medal and slide. Let's hit this trap.

- Trap?

- Yeah, the new spot.

You asked what I had cooking, right?

Well, that's the first line of business. Get back booming.

- Say less. Let's roll.

[upbeat music]

♪ Whoa, ha ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I'm just a young nigga, I drip from the fountain ♪

♪ Diamonds like water, snow high in the mountain ♪

♪ Max out of money, but outside of counting ♪

♪ Hard to believe that I need an accountant ♪

♪ Counting ♪

♪ Yay, she wanted help, so I let her count it ♪

♪ She doesn't know that I already counted ♪

♪ Fuck me and suck me to sleep while I'm driving ♪

♪ But I ain't slipping, I pay attention ♪

♪ You got emotional problems, you tripping ♪

♪ All on my dick with a friend as a witness ♪

♪ I beat it out and I get back to business ♪

♪ This shit wavy, wavy ♪

♪ She gon' get wavy, wavy ♪

♪ This shit wavy, wavy ♪

♪ She gon' get wavy, wavy ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ Thumbing through the blues while I'm cooking ♪

♪ Tucking that Famous Amos ♪

♪ She gon' get wavy, wavy ♪

♪ This shit wavy, wavy ♪

♪ She gon' get wavy, wavy ♪

♪ This shit wavy, wavy ♪

♪ Thumbing through the blues while I'm cooking ♪

♪ Tucking that Famous Amos ♪

[gentle music]

♪ I cannot fear my foes, blunt so motherfucking loud ♪

♪ I cannot hear you, hoes, I'm a stay down 10 toes ♪

♪ You niggas three French toes, you could get poppin' po ♪

♪ I bet you at Winslow, nothing going to stop this glow ♪

♪ Yo bitch down when she notice this ♪

♪ I'm already fucked up ♪

♪ I don't even know why I poke this shit ♪

♪ Why I poke this shit up ♪

♪ Even if you knock me down ♪

♪ I'm coming right back like bowling piece ♪

♪ Heart so motherfucking cold ♪

♪ You can sit it in a corner shit ♪

♪ She was a thot, what I called her ♪

♪ I only want green, I'm a hover, boy ♪

♪ I live this way, call me suffer, boy ♪

♪ Owee, totally, sir ♪

♪ This shit wavy, wavy ♪

♪ She gon' get wavy, wavy ♪

♪ This shit wavy, wavy ♪

♪ She gon' get wavy, wavy ♪

♪ Got them feeling like 80s, baby ♪

♪ Thumbing through the blues while I'm cooking ♪

♪ Tucking that Famous Amos ♪

♪ She gon' get wavy, wavy ♪

♪ This shit wavy, wavy ♪

♪ She gon' get wavy, wavy ♪

♪ This shit wavy, wavy ♪

♪ Thumbing through the blues while I'm cooking ♪

♪ Tucking that Famous Amos ♪

[gentle music]

[upbeat music]

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