Original subtitles

(CHEERY MUSIC PLAYING)

(GROANS)

(HUMMING)

(HUMMING)

Teddy? I'm home.

Teddy, where are you?

(SIGHS)

Hello? Huh.

Teddy?

Are you in there?

Where did I put him?

(GASPS)

Scrapper!

Get off Teddy at once!

(SNARLING)

(GASPS)

All right. If that's how you want to play it!

Yes.

Phew!

That'll do nicely.

Ah.

All right.

-(MEOWS) -(CHUCKLES)

-Oh. -(SNARLS)

-Come on. -(SNARLS)

Gotcha.

You can make all the noise you like.

(SNARLS)

(BLUBBERING MOCKINGLY)

Right. Ah.

Well, I've got something that'll cheer you up.

Look.

(GASPING)

What... What... You...

Eh?

Stay right there.

Let me see. (GASPS)

Fleas!

Oh!

Teddy! Honestly.

Oh.

Poor Teddy.

Oh.

Oh.

Ooh.

This might help.

Ah.

Ooh.

Oh.

Ooh...

Ah.

Ooh!

Yes, that's better.

Ooh!

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

(GASPS)

Of course!

The fleas!

Ah.

Oh, no, they must be everywhere!

Come on, where are you?

Oh!

Hmm.

Ah!

Oh. Ah.

Gotcha!

Uff.

Oh!

Now, let me see.

Ah.

Here we are.

Hello?

Pest control?

Ah, very good.

-Out. -Okay. Good luck.

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

Eh? What?

-Bean? -I need a shower. Now.

-Hmm? -Fleas.

Fleas?

Oh, all right.

Here, take this.

Oh, thank you.

I'll put this in the washing machine.

Thank you.

Oh, thank you very much.

-There we go. -Thank you.

Right, you've got to keep out for 24 hours.

24 hours?

But my clothes!

And Teddy, he's in there!

Oh, no!

Oh.

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

Oh!

Can I stay with you, Mrs. Wicket?

Just 24 hours.

(ENUNCIATING) Please!

Oh, all right.

24 hours.

Oh, thank you, thank you.

-MAN ON TV:And the bail was set at £1,500,000.-Ah. Oh.

Ah, this is more like it.

Eh? I was watching that.

If you're going to stay here, you've got work to do.

What? Work?

(SIGHS) Now what?

There you go.

Eh?

All that?

(SIGHS)

Hmm, not bad.

Phew.

Okay, all done.

Drying up as well.

What?

(GRUMBLES)

There we are.

Not bad.

Tea?

Oh, yes, please.

Not for you, for me!

Eh?

(SCOFFING)

Here.

Yes, yes, yes.

There we are.

I know how to make a cup of tea.

Top shelf.

(EXHALES)

-(CHUCKLING) -Is it nice?

Ow!

(SIGHS)

Oh.

What?

Look at the state of these.

What the...

Boil wash them, gets rid of fleas.

Oh.

Any more jobs?

Here, just a few.

-What? -(CHUCKLING)

Oh.

(SIGHS)

Oh, dear me.

Excuse me, thank you.

There.

(SIGHS)

Mmm, not bad.

There.

Here we are.

(SIGHS WEARILY)

(SIGHS)

Phew.

Oi! That's Scrapper's spot!

What?

Honestly.

Bed.

-Oh, great. -(DOOR CLOSES)

-(MRS. WICKET SNORING LOUDLY) -(RUMBLING)

-(MRS. WICKET CHOKES, COUGHS) -(SNORING STOPS)

Ah!

(GROWLING)

(GASPS)

Bean! You forgot to put the bins out.

Oh. What?

Oh.

(OWL HOOTING)

Oh.

Eh, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.

No, no. Oh, no!

-Hello? Mrs Wicket? -(MRS. WICKET SNORING)

Oh...

(SOBBING) Oh, no.

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(SCOFFS)

Breakfast.

(MUMBLES)

Coming.

(CLOCK TICKING)

Ah!

Yes! 24 hours!

Hurray!

(EXCLAIMING IN RELIEF)

Where've you been?

(BEAN HUMMING)

Ta-da!

I'm free!

Teddy!

Oh.

Scrapper?

Not fleas!

Ahh. Uff. Ooh.

Ahh. Oh!

Right you've got to keep out for 24 hours.

But where am I going to stay?

Not my problem.

Uh, yes, can I help?

Just 24 hours. (ENUNCIATING) Please!

Okay. Come on in.

(STRAINING)

Tea.

Anything else?

Well, where would you like to start?

Eh, what?

Bean!