Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCOFFS)

(BEAN GRUNTING)

There we are.

Excellent.

Ahh!

Eh?

What the...

Oh!

Uhh.

Ahh!

Ahhh.

What?

(HONKING)

What on Earth.

Out the way, Bean!

Ooh.

Fizzle.

It's lovely.

Do have a look around.

Oh.

Corr.

Yes.

Oh yes, this will do.

Oh.

Wha...

Go on.

Put it back!

(FRENCH ACCENT) Then la bedroom.

Oh, I do like that.

Oh it's...

And la toilet.

Fancy.

Hmm!

(VOCALIZING)

Very nice indeed.

And...

(CLEARS THROAT)

MAN: (ON TV)I don't thinkhe's going to get up from that.

Ohh!

Ohh, ho, ho ho, and...

(GASPS)

Oh, my goodness me.

Now.

Oh yes.

This'll do.

It's so luxurious isn't it?

Not you!

(GRUNTS)

Ohh.

Mmm.

Ohh.

(HONKING)

(SIGHS)

(EXHALES)

Dum de duh de duh.

Ah, ohh.

(GASPS)

Hmm.

I wonder...

(BANGING)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(GRUNTING)

(SIGHS) Ahh, excellent.

Ah...

Good.

Perfect.

Hmm.

There we are.

You come with me.

Uhh!

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

Errr...

Ohh.

(THUDDING)

Uhh.

(GRUNTS)

(STRUGGLING)

Oh, what do you think, Teddy?

There we are.

Le bedroom, that's very comfy.

(CHUCKLES)

Plenty of food.

Oh.

Oh that's not very good.

Oh just the thing.

There we are.

And of course, le shower.

Ooh!

Oh.

Ah.

There we go.

Off we go.

Huh?

Ta, da, da, da, da.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Ahh, lovely.

(VEHICLES HONKING)

What the...

(CARS HONKING)

Maybe not.

Mmm, very good.

What?

Uhh.

Uh, hum, could you move out of the way, please?

Ohh.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

I'd like you to move out of the way please.

(EXHALES)

(RUMBLING)

Hmm.

Huh?

Ohh.

Oh.

Oh.

Ah-ha!

(SIGHS)

(MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY)

(GROANS)

Turn it up.

I can't hear it!

A cup of tea would be nice.

Coming up.

(KETTLE WHISTLING)

There you go.

Thanks.

Eh?

Oh!

Wrestling.

Oh lovely.

Ah, very nice.

Okay.

(GASPS IN DELIGHT)

(CHUCKLES)

(EXHALES)

Oh, not again.

Ugh.

(GRUNTING)

(SIGHS)

Ah-ha.

Hmm.

Mmm.

Yeah!

Woo!

MAN ON TV: That's got to hurt.

He's not doing the sand bag...

(SIGHS)

All right, here we go.

(GRUNTS)

Phew.

Right.

(GRUNTS)

Oh, dear.

Um...

Ahh.

You've got him!

Carry on...

What's happened?

(RUMBLING)

(SCREAMS)

What did...

Oh, no.

Oh. (GASPS)

(STRUGGLING)

Oh, I'm stuck!

Oh no.

Ah!

Oh.

MR. BEAN: Mrs. Wicket!

Bean!

What the...

Save us. Come on, Bean.

All right, yes, yes, yes.

Ah!

Ah.

Hurry up!

Here, catch.

BEAN: Oh, no!

Help us!

Hang on there. Hang on, hang on.

Do something!

I am doing something.

Here we go.

(GRUNTS)

Oh no.

Ah.

Oh, thank goodness, well done.

(GASPS)

(WOMEN SCREAMING)

WOMAN: What are you doing?

(GRUNTS)

(SIGHS)

Uhh.

Look...

Ohh.

(SIGHS IN DISAPPOINTMENT)

Bean!

Come and dry off.

Ohh.

(MR. BEAN GRUNTS)

Uff.

Goodness me.

MRS. WICKET: Hang on!

Is this...

my shed!

Bean!

Come on, Teddy, holiday over!

Bean! Come here! I'll get you.