Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCOFFS)

(HUMMING)

(LAUGHING)

-Oh. -Oh. Look.

(CROWD CHEERING)

Oh, thank you.

Oh, no, I couldn't, no.

Beany!

Huh?

Oh.

-Hmph. -Where are we going?

Look!

MR. BEAN: How much?

Huh, I can do what he does.

Prove it.

-All right. I will. -(GRUNTS)

But I need a violin.

Hmm.

(HUMMING)

Aha!

Yes.

So you hold them like this and then you waggle them.

-I find... -(SCOFFS)

Ah.

-(HUMMING) -(PIANO RINGING)

Hmm.

Oh.

-(YELPS) -(DRUMS CRASHING)

BOTH: Hmm?

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Hmm.

-(DRUMS BEATING) -(CYMBALS CRASHING)

Phew. There we go.

(CHUCKLES)

(PLAYING TROMBONE OFF-TUNE)

(CHUCKLES, INHALES)

(PLAYS TROMBONE OFF-KEY)

Oh!

Oh!

Ah!

-There you are. -Thank you.

(MARACA SHAKING)

(EXHALES, MUMBLES)

-(HUMMING) -Hello.

-(YELPS) Oh, hello. -(DOOR CLOSES)

I'd like one of those, please.

A violin.

I'll just go and get you one.

Thank you.

(GASPS) Look at that one!

-(PLAYING OFF-KEY) -(GRUNTS)

Sorry.

That's not a violin, like this.

Ah!

That's a better size.

-I'll take that one. -Yes.

That one's dangerous. Phew!

Music.

Oh, yes please.

Hmm, yes seems about right.

And a stand.

Uh, right.

Ah, yes.

-Thank you, sir. -There we go.

-Goodbye. -Thank you.

(PLAYING SIMPLE MELODY)

(PIANO NOTES RINGING OFF-KEY)

(SCOFFS) Amateur.

Huh?

Right!

(CHUCKLES) Hmm, good.

So that...

Ta da!

Oh. Ooh.

(WHIMPERS, SIGHS)

Ow! Ow.

All we need is the music.

What the...

(GRUNTS)

Honestly.

Right. There we are.

Oh, Teddy, let me play for you.

Three, four...

(PLAYING VIOLIN OFF-KEY)

-(MEOWS) -Oh!

Ah.

Bean!

Oh!

(PLAYING OFF-KEY)

Oh! Oh.

Out!

(SIGHS)

All right.

(SIGHS)

Right.

Three, four...

(PLAYING VIOLIN OFF-KEY)

MAN: Oi, shut it!

Have this!

-Oh! -(MAN CACKLES)

Oi!

Oi, hop it, Bean.

(GROANS)

-(BIRDS CHIRPING) -Ah.

Ah.

Nice quiet spot.

Ah, three, four...

-Will you... -(GASPS)

(BEAN PLAYING VIOLIN OFF-KEY)

(GASPS)

-(CHOKES) -(EXCLAIMS)

Huh?

Mmm. (EXCLAIMS)

Ah, I'm just sorry...

-Is this yours? -Hmph!

(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

Hmph. (GRUMBLES)

-(GRUMBLES) -Er...

Bye!

(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)

Three, four.

(PLAYING VIOLIN OFF-KEY)

Ah, oh.

What?

Oh.

Eduardo.

(CHUCKLES) Your playing needs some help.

I could show you.

Um, oh, okay, well that's very kind of you, thank you very much.

Oh, come in.

(SNEEZES) Have you got a cat?

(SNEEZES)

No.

(SNEEZING)

Like this.

(PLAYS SCALE)

Hmm. Three, four...

(PLAYS VIOLIN OFF-KEY)

No, no. Like this.

(PLAYS SCALE)

Mmm. Three, four.

(PLAYS VIOLIN OFF-KEY)

Eh? What?

Bean!

Again.

(PLAYS VIOLIN OFF-KEY)

Bean!

-Why is... -(GASPS)

(PLAYS VIOLIN IN-TUNE)

Oh!Enchante.

-(CHUCKLES) -(SNEEZES)

(EXCLAIMS)

Oh!

Three, four.

(PLAYS VIOLIN OFF-KEY)

(CAT YELPS)

(MEOWING)

(YELPS) You said you didn't have a cat.

-(SNEEZES) -I don't.

It's hers.

I'm allergic.

I must leave.

(SNEEZING)

(GASPS)

Oh, no!

I'm feeling terrible.

Oh, this is appalling.

-Come on, Scrapper. -Meow.

(EXHALES)

(SCOFFS)

(GASPS) Oh, no.

I'm not ready.

Aha.

(VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING ON CD PLAYER)

(EXCLAIMS) Oh.

Wow!

Oh.

-(VIOLIN STOPS) -(CHUCKLES)

-(VIOLIN MUSIC STARTS) -(GASPS)

-Thank you. -Ooh!

Thank you very much.

You're really good, Beany!

For tonight, two tickets!

Ah.

Ah.

-Lovely. -Shh!

Huh?

Shush yourself. (SCOFFS)

(AUDIENCE CLAPPING)

(EXCLAIMS)

(COUGHS)

(COUGHS, SNEEZES)

-(SNEEZING) -(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

(BOTH GASPING)

(COUGHS, SNEEZES)

-(SNEEZING) -(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

(EDUARDO SNEEZING)

I'm sorry.

No Eduardo, no show.

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

Go on, you could play.

-No. -I've heard you.

-Oh! -Get up there!

Oh, no!

(GASPS)

-(AUDIENCE CLAPPING) -Oh, dear.

Um.

Right.

Er, ah, evening.

-Um... -(AUDIENCE CLAPPING)

(SNEEZES)

Oh!

-(PLAYING VIOLIN OFF-KEY) -(AUDIENCE GASPING)

Oh!

(AUDIENCE MURMURING)

-Oh, dear, let's go. -Come on, let's go.

Oh.

What can I do?

Oh, I know, I'll play, you...

Ah!

Three, four...

(PLAYING VIOLIN IN-TUNE)

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(AUDIENCE CLAPPING AND CHEERING)

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Oh, hello.

-Oh. -(GIGGLES)

(SCOFFS)

(LAUGHING)

Here.

Three, four...

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING OFF-KEY)