Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCOFFS)

-(BIRDS SQUAWKING) -(CARS HONKING)

(GRUMBLES) Come on!

(SIGHS)

Hang on, Teddy.

(TIRES SCREECH)

-(CAR HORN BEEPING) -Ah!

(SIGHS)

(HUMMING)

Oh, I see.

Hmm.

(WONDROUSLY) Oh!

Look, Teddy.

-(EXCLAIMS) -(COINS JINGLING)

Beanie, you made it!

(SMOOCHING)

Er, yes, yes.

Oh, can't we just, uh...

I just wanted to, uh...

Look, Beanie.

Oh, a donkey. Right.

-(BRAYS WEARILY) -(COOS)

(SIGHS)

Aw!

Oh.

(EXCLAIMS)

Whoo!

(GASPS)

Look at that, Teddy!

Here you go.

(CHUCKLES GLEEFULLY)

(EXCLAIMS AND GIGGLES)

Come on, come on. (GASPS)

(GROANS)

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

Can I have another go, please?

Come on, come on, come on!

Mm... Oh!

(GROANS)

Ooh!

There we go.

Shush, Teddy.

Excuse me. Here's...

-Ahem, ahem! -Oh!

(CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY)

Look, we're here to raise money for the donkey sanctuary.

-(EXCLAIMS) -No, I want to spend it on...

For the donkeys!

(GRUMBLES) Well, all right.

Come on!

(MR. BEAN SIGHS HEAVILY)

Now you collect some.

All right, all right. I'll see what I can do.

-Oh, hello. (CHUCKLES) -Hello, Declan.

I've only just started.

Oh! You're doing really well!

-Mmm-hmm. -(CHUCKLES)

Yes, very impressive.

Mmm-hmm.

-No. -(CLEARS THROAT)

Ooh!

(SNICKERING)

Well, I've only just started.

Hmm. (CHUCKLES)

IRMA: Come on, Beanie. You can do all these events with Declan.

(CHUCKLES)

What! No.

(CHUCKLING)

-Go on. -Yes, all right, all right.

MR. BEAN: You wait there, Teddy.

(GRUNTS) Huh?

(CHUCKLES)

Ready.

(BLOWS WHISTLE)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(STRAINING AND PANTING)

(GRUNTS WITH EFFORT)

(GROANS)

(COINS JINGLING)

Oh, great!

Oh!

(GROANS) Oh. Oh!

Huh?

(SCATTING)

How's it going?

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

(GASPING)

(CROWD BOOING)

Bean!

-Oh! -Ugh!

(GRUMBLES)

(CHUCKLES)

Oh.

These are mine.

(SIGHS)

(CHILDREN CHEERING) (LAUGHTER)

(BLOWING RASPBERRY)

(LAUGHING)

Oh! (BLOWING RASPBERRY)

(LAUGHING)

(GRUMBLES)

Oh, right! Watch this.

Hello. Yee...

(CHILDREN CRYING)

-(SOBBING) -Bean!

What's wrong?

Well, he started it.

Bean!

-(CHUCKLES) -Oh!

Pfft!

(SIGHS WEARILY)

Mmm!

Oh. (CHUCKLES)

(CROWD CHEERING)

Thank you. (CHUCKLES)

Oh! Oh!

(SHIVERING)

(SNICKERING)

Thank you.

What!

Oh!

Ah!

Excuse me. Could I have a go, please?

Thank you.

(SIGHS WEARILY)

Right.

Oh, no!

Oh! You...

(BLOWS LANDING)

MR. BEAN: Sorry!

Honestly!

(SCOFFS)

Right.

(BATHTUB CREAKING)

(STRAINING)

(CROWD BOOING)

(GASPS)

Ooh!

(MR. BEAN GRUNTS)

Hmm.

Right, you two. Go and collect those sponsors.

(SIGHS HEAVILY)

Excuse me. Sponsored skydive?

Help the donkeys?

(CHUCKLES)

Hello.

Go get those sponsors.

(BOTH GRUNT MENACINGLY)

(CHUCKLES EVILLY)

Ooh!

Ew!

Hello. Sponsored skydive?

Oh, thank you. Sign here.

Hmm.

(SIGHS HEAVILY)

Hmm.

I wonder...

(DONKEY BRAYING)

Mnm. Thank you. Mmm. Very nice of you. Thank you. Oh.

(GIGGLING MISCHIEVOUSLY)

Right.

-Ooh! -Ha ha!

-Ooh! -What?

(SNICKERING)

Off we go, then.

All aboard.

Hmm.

(BELL BUZZES)

You're next.

-Whee! -(EXCLAIMS)

I don't think I'll bother.

(SCREAMING)

Oh! Oh! Teddy!

Come here, come here, come here.

(GRUNTING)

(GASPING)

(SCREAMING)

-(CROWD GASPING) -Beanie!

(SCREAMING)

Ooh! (CHUCKLES)

Whee!

Whee!

Whee, whee, whee, whee!

(SIGHS) Hooray!

Oh, look, Teddy.

What?

Oh, oh!

Where's that thing?

What!

(GASPS) Oh, thank goodness!

Oh!

-(CROWD CHEERING AND CLAPPING) -Huh!

Huh! I'm alive!

Thank you, thank you.

MR. BEAN: Well, congratulations.

Right.

Well done, Declan.

(GIGGLES) Oh!

-(CROWD CHEERING) -(GRUNTS)

Ooh! (LAUGHS)

£200.25.

(CHUCKLES)

Um, let me see.

One, two,

three...

(CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY)

Oh! (GRUNTS ANGRILY)

(CROWD BOOING)

Now, you...

(STUTTERING INDIGNANTLY)

-(CROWD CONTINUES BOOING) -MAN: Come on!

Come on!

(GROANS) All right!

Here you are.

(CROWD CONTINUES BOOING)

-Oh! -Hmm!

All right. Fine!

IRMA: Thank you.

(CROWD CHEERING)

We did it!

(ALL CHEERING)

Beanie!

-Oh! -(KISSES)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)