Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCOFFS)

(DOOR SLAMS)

(MR. BEAN HUMMING)

What?

Okay.

Ah!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(CRASHING)

-Mmm. -(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Oh yes.

(EXCLAIMS)

This is for you.

Oh!

What's this? (CHUCKLES)

A health spa?

Oh! Lovely!

Come on!

Oh! (EXCLAIMING)

Ah! (HUMMING)

Oh! Hello!

(ALL MUTTERING)

Bean?

Oh, please. There we are.

Bye!

(GASPS)

Oh, my car!

But I parked it there!

Oh, dear.

Bean!

Uh...

-We need a lift. -(SOBS)

What?

-(SOBBING) -(SIGHS)

Where are we going?

The Ooh Aah Spa!

(SIGHS) Oh, okay. Let's go.

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

(STRAINING)

(SIGHS) I gotcha.

(GROANS)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(GRUNTING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(HORN HONKING)

(MUTTERING)

MRS. WICKET: That's it!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Here we go!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Have a good time, ladies.

-Bye! -MRS. WICKET: Bean!

Wait for us.

What? I don't want to wait here.

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(HUMMING)

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

(EXHALES)

(GROANS)

(BUZZING ON RADIO)

MAN ON RADIO:And the bail was set

at one million five hundred thousand pounds.

Boring.

(BUZZING)

(WOMAN ON RADIO TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

More boring!

(BUZZING)

(CLANKING)

Even more boring.

(BUZZING)

(SIGHS)

Oh.

-(SNORING) -(HORN HONKING)

(GASPS)

(EXCLAIMING)

Sorry.

(SIGHS AND SCOFFS)

(EXHALES)

-(TICKING) -(MR. BEAN SIGHS)

(BUZZING AND STATIC)

(SIGHS)

(HUMMING)

-(CONTINUES HUMMING) -(CLICKING)

(WIPERS RUBBING RHYTHMICALLY)

(CLICKING)

(SLAMMING)

(HORN HONKING RHYTHMICALLY)

Thank you.

(CHUCKLES)

(SIGHS AND GROANS)

(TICKING)

(SIGHS)

Hmm...

(IMITATES MOTOR RUNNING)

Whoa!

Thank you. Victory!

(SIGHS)

(TICKING)

(GROANS)

(SCOFFS)

Hello.

Hello.

Oh!

Ow!

(SQUEAKING)

(SQUEAKING CONTINUES)

Um... Can I go in, please?

Uh, yes.

What?

(MUTTERS)

(SIGHS)

I can't afford that!

(SIGHS)

Oh, come on. Hurry up.

Hello.

(BEEPING)

Ooh.

Ah! (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Oi!

(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)

(PHONE RINGING)

Excuse me. Hello. Hmm...

Ah!

Here we go.

No, I know.

Yeah.

Hah! Ah!

(LAUGHS)

Hmm.

Mrs. Wicket?

(WOMAN SCREAMS)

Ooh, sorry.

Oh, dear.

Mrs. Wicket?

(BOTH EXCLAIM)

(SCREAMING)

Huh!

Sorry.

(SCOFFS)

Mrs. Wicket. Hello?

(SCREAMS)

Ooh!

Oh!

What? You. Stop.

-Huh? -RECEPTIONIST: Oi!

Oi! You.

Oh.

(SIGHS)

Phew!

(STEAM HISSING)

Oh!

-Ah! Ugh! -Who's there?

(COUGHS) Ooh! What's happening?

(COUGHS)

Oh! This is too hot!

-Gotcha! -Oh!

Oh, sorry. Sorry.

(CHUCKLES)

Mrs. Wicket?

Oh.

Mrs. Wicket?

Oh.

Hello?

Are you in there?

No.

-Hello? -Oi!

(GASPS)

Huh.

(MUFFLED GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

Oh!

Oh, sorry.

-(CHUCKLES) -(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

Hmm...

Aah...

(SNEEZES)

Right.

Oh!

Aha!

(CHUCKLES)

Oh! Oh! Ooh! Ooh!

Haha! Quick.

Ugh!

Mrs. Wicket? Oh!

Mrs. Wicket?

Oh, no!

(GROANING)

Come on. Come on!

'Ere. Don't stop.

(GASPS)

(MUMBLING)

Oh, no!

(MR. BEAN GASPS)

-Oh, no! -Come on! Come on!

Hmm.

Mmm...

Oh. That's it. You hit it. Just there.

(SIGHING)

(STRAINING)

Sorry to disturb you.

(GROANING)

If you're... Then you must be.

(GASPS)

Oh!

Oh! You!

(STAMMERS)

(EXCLAIMS)

Ooh!

Bean?

(EXCLAIMS AND CRACKS KNUCKLE)

(AWKWARD LAUGHTER)

(EXCLAIMS AND GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

-Sorry. -(GROWLS)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(SIGHS)

(SCOFFS)

(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)

(LAUGHING)

MR. BEAN: See you later.

Oh no! You're not done yet.

(CHUCKLES)

(GROANS)

Ugh!

Ugh!

Oh, no.

Ugh!

(GROANING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)