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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCOFFS)

(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

Hmm.

(LOW MUMBLE)

Oh. (GASPS)

Your go, Teddy. Hmm?

Okay.

Let me see...

Ah! Checkmate.

Bad luck, Teddy. Ha!

Best of 61?

-(KNOCK AT DOOR) -Huh. Who's that?

-Oh, hello. -Hello, Beanie.

Oh, hello.

-Oh! -(BARKING)

Aw. Mopsy likes you.

-Get him off. Get him off. -(BARKING)

Tell it to stop! Tell it to...

(GROWLS)

(GASPS) Teddy!

(STRAINING)

Watch her for me?

What? No way!

She's no trouble.

I'll only be an hour.

-She likes this. -(SQUEAKS)

See you in a bit.

What? Come back. Come back. Come back!

(SQUEAKS)

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Hello.

(SIGHS)

-(CLICKS) -(GROWLS)

Huh? (SIGHS)

Huh? Oh.

(GRUMBLES)

All right. I'll pick you up.

(BARKING LOUDLY)

Huh?

Ah-ha.

There we are.

Okay. Good.

Ah. Off we go.

(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

(STRAINING)

-(EXHALES) -(BARKING LOUDLY)

(YELPS)

Phew!

Oh. Why don't we have a sit-down?

Oh, very nice.

Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs, sir.

Time for a spot of lunch, I think.

Ah, lovely.

(WHINING)

No chance.

-(WHINING) -It's mine.

-(WHINING) -(SIGHS)

Ah. What about a stick?

Ah. Look at this.

Look what I've got.

(CHUCKLES) And fetch!

(WHINES)

No. You're supposed to...

Look. Ready and fetch.

Woof. Woof.

-(IMITATES BARKING) -Ketchup? (GASPS)

Oh!

(BARKS)

There you go. What?

But that was mine.

-(GRUMBLES) -All right.

All right. All right. All right, Butch.

Steady. Steady.

It's hard enough with one.

Oh, they're not mine.

I just get paid to walk 'em.

(LAUGHS)

You get paid?

Ooh. Home, Mopsy.

I've got an idea.

-(BARKING) -Oh... Oh.

Calm down. Calm down.

Hot dogs. Get your hot dogs.

-Ooh! -VENDOR: Hot dogs.

-Get your hot dogs. -(GROWLING)

(PANTING)

There. (CHUCKLES)

A stick. Ta-da!

(CHUCKLES) Right.

(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

(SIGHS) Very nice arrangement.

What a whiz.

Oh. Very good.

Whoo!

Oh! Hello. There we are.

Right. Just get this off.

Beanie!

What? She's already had lunch.

(BOTH GROANING)

Honestly.

Time to make some money, Teddy.

Here we go.

"Mr. Bean." Dog walker. Perfect.

I know, Teddy. Very smart.

-There we go. -(MEOWS)

No. It's for dogs. Not cats.

Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!

Oh! Ow!

(DOORBELL RINGS)

Morning.

-Hello. -(BARKS)

MR. BEAN: Thank you.

-(DOORBELL RINGS) -Morning.

-Oh, lovely little pooch. -(BARKS)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

MR. BEAN: Oh. Morning.

Thank you. (CHUCKLES)

(DOGS BARKING)

(GRUMBLES)

Good dog. Good dog.

-(SQUEAKING) -Good dog. Good dog.

Please! Please!

(CLOCK DINGS)

(DOGS BARKING)

That lot. Out. Now!

They're so sorry. Sorry.

Where have they gone? Where have they gone?

(CAT SCREECHING)

Oh, no. Come back. Come here, come here.

-(DOGS BARKING) -Come back. Come... (YELPS)

-(BARKING CONTINUES) -Ooh...

Come here.

I've just got to...

And you. There we go.

(STAMMERING)

Come on. Come on. Come on.

(SIGHS HEAVILY)

Phew! There we go. Right.

This way. (YELPS)

(STRAINING)

Come back. Come back.

Slow down. Slow down.

Here. Here. Here.

Oh, slow down!

Oh! Here, why don't we sit down?

(EXHALES LOUDLY)

(PANTING)

Oh. Very good idea.

Be ready. Fetch!

(BARKING)

Oh.

You all got it. (CHUCKLES)

I've got an idea.

Stay.

Ah! Here's a good one.

Very nice.

Right. Now... Oh.

(DOGS PANTING)

Okay. Are you ready?

And fetch!

Fetch and (STRAINING) fetch.

(BARKING)

Oh. Very good. And again.

Ready, fetch and (STRAINING) fetch.

(PANTING)

(EXHALES)

Hmm. I wonder...

Ah-ha!

Right. There we go.

There! Right.

(GROANS) Are you ready?

Fetch, fetch, fetch!

(BARKING)

(HUMMING) Huh?

(YELPS AND GROANS)

(PANTS) Sorry.

No out-of-control dogs!

Oh.

Or it's a 50-quid fine.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

Oh. There we go.

Good dogs. Good dogs.

All right. All right. All right.

-Okay. Okay. -(QUACKING)

Slow down a little bit.

Good dogs. Why don't we have a sit-down?

Okay. Why don't we keep going? Oh!

(CHITTERS)

(BARKING)

No. Leave it alone. Leave it alone.

(PANTING)

Ketchup?

-(BARKING) -(GASPS)

Hey! Me hot dogs!

Sorry. Sorry.

Stop! Stop, dogs!

Stop. Stop. Stop.

(CHITTERING)

MR. BEAN: Watch out!

(SCREAMING)

(BOTH GROANING)

Oh, I warned you.

50-quid fine. Now!

What?

(GRUMBLES)

Here you go.

(MUMBLES) Thank you.

(GROANS)

Dogs, come on.

Come here. (GASPS)

Ah! Lunch at last.

(CHUCKLES)

Ah. Here we are. Here we are.

Very good.

We got everybody.

I'll just pop that there.

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you.

(DOGS PANTING)

(SIGHS) Finally!

(GASPS) What? What?

(STAMMERS)

No. No. Now, drop it! Drop it!

Oh, no! Not all of you!

(GROANING)

(GROANS) Oh, no!

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SIGHS)