Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCOFFS)

(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS)

(EXCLAIMS)

Great. Phew!

(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS CONTINUE)

What the...

Ooh...

(GASPS)

Pow Box.

Hello.

(IMITATES GUNSHOTS)

Oh. Um...

Do you want a go?

Oh! Thank you.

(GIGGLING)

Start again.

(MR. BEAN IMITATING VIDEO GAME SOUNDS)

(EXCLAIMS)

-Oh! -(GIGGLES)

No. Get off.

(MUMBLING)

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

-Excuse me. -No, get off.

-Can you just give it back? -No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Bean, out.

It's my nephew's game, not yours.

I'm gonna get one of those.

(STRAINING)

Here we are.

Pow Box.

What!

How much?

(GRUMBLING)

(SIGHS)

(EXCLAIMS)

Hello.

Hello?

Tomorrow, it's a sale.

But be early, only six at that price.

What? No.

(MR. BEAN COUNTING) One, two, three, four, five, six...

Right. We're not going anywhere, Teddy.

(SHIVERING)

Chilly.

-Hello. -Oh. Hello.

Oh. (SIGHS)

Oh. (EXCLAIMS)

Tent?

(SHIVERING)

It's cold, isn't it, Teddy.

-Excuse me, could I borrow, um, your... -Sure.

Oh. Thank you very much.

There you go, Teddy.

Get something for myself.

Wait, wait, no, no.

Teddy's keeping my place.

WOMAN: Ah-ah.

No, no, no.

(SIGHS)

How can I get to that?

(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS)

(GRUNTING)

(STRAINING)

I've got an idea.

Here we go, Teddy.

Well done, Teddy.

(SIGHS)

Right.

(EXCLAIMS)

(SIGHS)

Snug.

Yes.

(SNIFFING)

(SIGHS)

(STOMACH GROWLS)

(EXHALES IN CONTENTMENT)

(GASPS) Of course.

(GRUNTING)

Just...

Ah!

There we go.

(BLOWS)

Mmm.

One, two, three...

One, two, three, four, five, six.

Plenty.

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SNORING)

(SNORES AND GRUNTS)

(MUMBLING)

(SQUEAKING)

(GASPS) Oh, no.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

That's fine. Right, let's get this off.

Good.

Right. Ah! Morning.

I'm ready.

(DOOR BEEPS AND BUZZES)

(HUMMING)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

(CHUCKLES) No chance.

(GASPS)

Oh, no.

(MUMBLING) Hello?

I'll just be two minutes.

(SCOFFS)

I'm going, I'm going.

Excuse me. Thank you.

(SIGHS)

What?

(CLEARS THROAT)

To the back.

But I just had to... (STAMMERING INDISTINCTLY)

Back.

Oh... No, no, no.

(SIGHS)

No chance. (LAUGHS)

Oh, no! The boxes have gone.

(ALL EXCLAIM)

Morning.

Ah-ah-ah.

(GRUNTS)

Ah-ha!

(EXCLAIMS)

Back.

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

Hmm...

There's an idea.

(MUFFLED FOOTSTEPS)

Here we are.

(GIGGLES)

What?

-You. -(SCREAMING)

MR. BEAN: Ow!

That really hurt.

(BLOWING)

(SIGHING)

(DOOR BEEPS AND BUZZES)

(GASPS)

Interesting.

Let me think.

♪ Beep, beep, beep ♪

-♪ Beep, beep, beep ♪ -(DOOR BEEPS)

Hmm...

-♪ Beep... ♪ -(DOOR BUZZES)

Yes!

Huh?

Hmm.

Right, time to let them in.

One at a time, please.

One of those, please.

No, that one.

She's stealing them.

Right.

(ROARING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(CONTINUES ROARING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(ALL GASP)

(STAMMERING)

She's getting away.

(EXCLAIMS)

(GRUNTS)

Ha-ha. Game over.

(SIGHS)

I've got my money.

No charge.

Thank you, thank you very much, thank you.

-Very, very nice of you. Thank you. -(CLAPPING)

-See you next time. -No chance.

-(VIDEO GAME SOUNDING) -(MUTTERING HAPPILY)

Bean!

Too noisy.

Quick game?

(SIGHS) If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

(CHUCKLING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)