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Are you drinking in the morning, mom?

Well, just a little bit. I gotta take the edge off. I got the women's club

thing this morning and, you know, they're just such prudes. Gotta have a

little something to fortify me. So, where are you going?

I'm going shopping with Callie.

Oh, not like that. No, no, no, no. Mom, it's just my stomach, Shelly. It's not a

big deal. No, your shirt's going inside out.

Oh.

You're so silly.

Kelly, how's that going?

Uh, it's good.

She's, you know, I thought you were only going to have to have two, you know, one

roommate, and you have two, so, uh, if Kat's okay with that, just Kat getting

along with her?

Uh, yeah, but, um, I actually have a question to ask you about that.

Oh, okay, sit down.

It's like serious. What do you need? Money?

You want me to get my checkbook? No.

All right.

Now, you have my credit card for shopping, right?

Yeah, I do.

All right, good. It's not about money.

When Shay was here, she told me a little about you guys in college.

Oh.

And, I mean, I'm totally cool with it, but... Okay.

I don't know, me and Callie have been talking and...

We thought maybe it might be safer to, I don't know,

have a similar arrangement.

So you're okay with me and kind of... Oh, yeah. I

was really worried that you would, you know, kind of, I don't know, be

judgmental about that because, I don't know, that's kind of an odd thing for...

you to know about me. Uh, yeah, at first I thought it was pretty weird, but I was

like, my mom's a lesbian.

But I just don't, we don't really know how to start, I guess.

Uh, cause neither of us really have any experience.

Okay. So you want, all right.

Do you think that's going to make your living arrangement weird? If it, you

know, I don't want it to change your, your dynamic.

How's Kat feel about it?

Um, I don't really know. I haven't asked her about it. Oh, okay.

All right.

All right. Let me think about this. You guys are going to go shopping. Why don't

you bring her back here, and I'll talk to her a little bit. You know, I'll kind

of, you know, maybe I can ease you guys into

this relationship a little bit.

I'll think about this today.

Have fun.

Don't spend too much money.

Be good.

Thank you.

See you later.

Hey!

Oh boy, you look like you did some damage.

You look so pretty, college. Let me say, college is agreeing with you. Yes, no

freshman 15. No, not at all. Sit, sit, sit.

I've actually lost weight because I binge drink and throw up.

I'm a cool mom, but I'm not that cool. I drink for the both of us.

You know I would never do anything like that, mom.

I know,

I know. She holds my hair back.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, gosh, it brings me back to my college days.

So, has your mom been to visit you?

Not yet, actually.

Yeah, I think she's scared.

Yeah. Yeah.

She doesn't want to know. I know. I probably come to visit you guys too

much. I'm sorry. I'm such a pest, but, you know, I just want to make sure

you're adjusting well and everything.

That's okay. You know, as long as you let me go shopping sometimes.

With your credit card.

Oh, yeah, show me some of the stuff.

You're going to a party tonight, right?

Are you going to crash here, or are you going to go back to your dorm?

I don't know, because we'll see where the night takes us.

Two wild women. Let me see what you got.

Retail therapy.

Oh, that is cute. Look at the colors!

That's really cute.

Like, I'm thinking black light in a club.

I mean, I'm in the library, and I'm just... Yeah.

How are you going to wear this without...

You know what?

Why don't you try these on for me? Let's go upstairs to my room. The light's

better in there anyways, because, you know, lights in the dressing rooms of

the things are so bad. So let's... Okay. Do you care? No. That's a great thing to

do. You want me to bring the fruit?

I got it from the women's club. I'm going to get something from there.

Come on.

I'll snuggle in that one.

Get one of those juicy grapes. All right.

Let me see what you got.

Show me, show me, show me. You want to see the skirt, right? I do.

Okay.

So, like, it just kind of blinds me. Oh, God. That is really bright.

Now, are you going to wear it with panties or are you going to not wear it

with panties? I'm actually not wearing any.

That's actually better for you. It's just so breezy.

I always tell her, don't wear panties, especially thongs, because they, well,

I'm wearing one now, so.

I don't practice what I preach.

But they're so cute.

No, those are really cute. Those are adorable.

I'm like, you have a vagina too, who cares?

Yeah, I know.

Carter and I have always had a really close mother-daughter relationship, so

yeah. She's seen me naked a lot.

I've seen her naked. It's, you know, nothing weird.

Yeah.

Born naked.

That's right. Very cute.

Do you like these?

Yes. They're not too short, are they? They're a little short. They're a little

short, honey. I'm not going to lie to you. I don't know.

I don't know.

What do you think about these, like, slut holes?

Slut holes? Oh, my God.

You guys are killing me. I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. It's just a tease.

It is a tease. Don't be too big of a tease.

You know you'll get a bad reputation if you're too big of a tease. Oh, thanks.

So, yeah.

Oh, so what else did you get? Let me see. Did you get any pops?

Oh, that's cute.

Yeah, it goes a lot better. Yeah, put that on.

Cute.

can anyone like do you have neighbors that could see i know i put i put all

those trees there so that we could see in here so sorry my mom gets a little

freaky sometimes all right let's see what you got there

that's so cute so you know um you gotta be careful not to tease the boys too

much in college because you're gonna get a bad reputation and you know i don't

want you to you know get yourself into trouble or anything so what would What

do you mean?

Well, you know, I mean, you guys are roommates, so you gotta watch out for

each other, and, you know, I don't know.

Carter and I have been talking a little bit, and she said that the two of you

were kind of thinking about maybe just sort of satisfying each other a little

bit instead of going the boy route for college this year.

I'm sorry I told my mom. She's cool about it, though.

Oh, God.

Don't worry. I just wasn't expecting.

No, I know. I know. But, you know, like I said, Carter and I are very open with,

you know, our sexuality and stuff. And she's got a good head on her shoulders.

So, you know, but I know that you don't have a lot of experience.

And so I kind of, you know, one of the reasons I wanted you guys to come over

the day after was that the thing is that if you.

have a bad first sexual encounter with another woman, there's a good chance

that, you know, you might not want to ever have one again.

So I kind of wanted to, and I hope this is okay with you and you won't think

it's weird, but I wanted to kind of help coach Carter with you and sort of teach

her a little bit about how to satisfy another woman and kind of not, I don't

know, not go outside of your boundaries.

I just don't even know where to start. Come over here.

You're so pretty.

Have you had any?

I think I've kissed a girl once at a party or something.

You know what? That's a great place to start. Why don't you kiss her?

Show me how you guys would kiss.

Come give mama a kiss.

Okay, that's good.

See now, if it was me, what I would do, and this is just my suggestion, but I

would kind of, you know, tell her how pretty she is, and I would just like

come in here.

Try it again.

Okay.

No boy has ever cheated on me. No.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'll prompt it.

Isn't that so much nicer when you kiss your boy?

Oh my goodness.

A little lightheaded.

I thought I was going to faint for a second.

You know, with girls, just taking it really slow and kind of kissing and, I

don't know, it sounds weird, but smelling each other. I just love to take

in the whole.

No, it's hot. Girls are so soft. I know. And pretty.

They are pretty. And that's what you need to enjoy about another girl. It's

just, you know, enjoy her femininity and how she smells and how she feels. And

just kind of, you know, however you want to be touched, have her touch you that

way. You know, so like if you want to be touched soft, touch her soft.

And then take your cues from her body and how she reacts to you. So, I don't

know. It's just the way.

You do things, you know, with a girl and you never have to be in a hurry.

And don't get all, like, it's so popular right now with girls kissing girls in

clubs and stuff like that. You don't have to put a show up for any guys. Just

do it what feels good for you, you know. And if you don't like the other girl,

don't worry about it. Just, you know, be yourselves and choose who you want to be

with. It would take a lot of time and compliment, you know.

You're the girl, just like you, like to be complimented. You like to be told

you're pretty. Make her feel sexy.

Sexy and, you know, feminine and stare at her eyes.

So just kind of slowly touch her.

And all girls are just a little bit different, so kind of explore each other

a little bit. So let me see.

It's going to touch her and explore her. Can I lie back like a little bit? You

can do whatever you want to experience, Carter.

Try it.

Yes, please.

You smell good.

You know, because I knew this was going to happen, so I'm prepared, totally.

You're beautiful.

You know, a lot of areas that guys forget to kiss.

Along the jawline.

Ooh.

The collarbone.

Shoulders.

Hmm.

Let me get out of your girl's way here.

I love boobies so much.

We have the same boobs.

I do. Twins. They're twins.

They're just so warm.

Carter, is there something you wanted to tell me about this?

Oh, I'm so sorry! I completely

forgot! Oh my god, I'm so

sorry. I did not know that you got your nipples pierced.

Sorry. No,

tell me, what does that do?

I don't know, it just...

They feel really cool for me. I don't know what they do for you.

I keep getting worried, though, that my piercing is going to get, like, caught

on that we're going to be stuck together.

All right. Now that I remember the initial shock here. Okay. Yeah.

Calm down. Calm down.

Make sure and stop her if you ever feel uncomfortable or anything.

Why don't you work on the other one?

I can literally feel I'm wet down there.

Just from all this foreplay.

Well, let's see.

The genders are beautiful.

The genders are a little bit different. Little flower petals.

It's just a little different.

Pussy you just know

Oh, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

I'm very sick.

Oh my god, they're fucking incredible.

What kind of possibility is gonna make me cum?

Is that okay for a first time?

Yes, give me 10,

15, 20 minutes.

Oh my god, you look so beautiful when you come.

Doesn't she?

She don't get to rest that much.

It's your turn to try it on her.

Honestly, though, my fantasy was always to have Carter from behind.

Have Carter from behind?

Yes. I think you should do that. All in my face, all up in that ass.

You girls talk so frankly.

We're past.

I just came in front of both of you.

I just came in your face.

Yes, you did.

All right, girl.

This is so sweet. I feel so fucking good.

Why don't you run over and get us a drink?

Mommy sent me a drink.

I'm gonna do what you said and I'm gonna treat you like a princess.

Oh my

god.

I think I win.

The girls aren't going to have any problem.

I think college is going to be the best year of your life.

Okay.

You should probably take showers and go get ready for your party.

I'll be right here.

Go ahead and take your stuff.

I don't even know where my clothes are.

Down here.

Aren't you glad I told my mom? Just times a million.

We're totally going to get drunk when we get out of here.

I'm going to get drunk later.

Carter's going to supervise me.

I'll be the responsible one.

I was like, I didn't just smile, I smiled.