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-Is it always this cold up here at night?

-It gets that way sometimes.

We are, uh, pretty high in elevation up here.

Here.

This'll warm you up.

-[lip smack]

It didn't work.

-Well, we can always get in the tent,

warm each other up.

-You just want sex.

-So?

It'll be warmer.

-Okay, but just cuddling, all right?

-Fine, but we should be naked.

Come on.

Body heat is the best and fastest way to warm up.

It's science.

-Fine.

-Woo-hoo.

Oh, yeah.

-Don't get excited.

-I'm not.

I'm just happy to cuddle.

-This is pretty warm.

-See?

I told you.

You know,

there's also an oven feature on this sleeping bag.

-Really?

-Yeah.

A touch of a--

[farts]

-You asshole.

I guess the honeymoon phase is over.

-[laughs] [twigs crackling]

-What was that?

-The woods?

-Well, go check it out.

-Oh, come on.

I'm naked.

It's probably just a fucking squirrel anyways.

-Okay.

[leaves rustling]

[loud thud]

What is that?

-I don't know.

Um, uh, I guess I'll check it out.

[ominous music]

[leaves rustling] [heavy footsteps]

[growling]

[loud clang]

[squelching sound] [screaming]

[music]

[fly buzzing]

[leafblower revving]

-Oh.

Oh, buddy.

Oh, my friend, here, you do not look too good.

I think I better give you a little, uh, aquatic nourishment here.

[grunts]

You know what I mean?

Helps my, uh, muscle cramps, too.

[grunts]

There you go.

Ah, bet you like that, huh?

Mm.

[music]

Tomorrow morning, I want it all green.

Now--

-Hey, I was wondering, is the park open today?

-Sure, just-just like every day.

-This guy told us that the road was closed and we couldn't go down there.

-W-w-w-what are you doing?

It-it's not bear hunting season yet.

The, uh, uh, these people say you're telling everybody

the park's closed.

What the hell n--

Come on. -Shut her down.

[music]

-Hi there.

My name's Susie.

This is my boyfriend, Todd, and our friend, Greg.

-Sup?

-What's your name?

-Uh, they call me Scott.

-Nice to meet you, Scott.

-People call you Scotty?

-Not no more.

-So where are you from, brother?

-Right here, man. -Nice.

-So you're local.

-Uh, sure.

Local.

-Yeah, Greg, that's what local means.

-[sighs] I don't know.

-So you must know this area better than any of us.

We keep getting lost.

[music]

-Where you wanna go?

-We're trying to find a campsite.

-Well, there's plenty of those.

Just pick a spot.

-Well, we want something far out, but not too far out.

You know? Off the beaten path.

-Yeah.

I got a spot for you guys.

-Perfect.

[music]

-You guys like shrooms?

-Are they magic mushrooms?

-Oh, these are magic.

Would you like one?

-Uh, no. No, thank you.

Um, I've never done any psychedelics before.

I'm kinda scared.

-Music festival's the best time to try some.

-Oh, hey, you guys like music?

-Yeah. We're excited to hear some local music while we're here.

-I got something to show you.

-Oh, are you a musician?

-Yep.

-That's so cool.

So is Greg. He plays the guitar.

-All right, man.

[music]

-Wow.

Did you make this?

-That's me.

Here, it's better on mushrooms.

Come on, try some.

-Oh, man. I think I'm good for now.

Maybe later.

-I'll wait. I'm too nervous.

-All right, then.

-Hey, brother.

Can I get one of those? -Sure thing, man.

-Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah.

-All right. -Mm.

-All right.

[music]

[music]

-Uh,

is this it?

Is this it?

-Almost, man. We gotta walk it from here.

-How far is it?

-I'll ask.

Hey, Scott, how far is the campground?

-Uh, just a little bit up the way.

It's about a mile and a half.

-I'm not walking that.

-Yeah, I think that's a little too far for us, Scott.

We kinda car camp.

Can we just park here?

-Oh, I wouldn't.

-How come?

-Do you know any other places we can drive to?

-I know one on Red Run.

It should be vacant by now.

-Red Run, where's that?

-Mile and a half up Forest Road 13.

Just northeast from here.

-Northeast of here, where's that?

Where'd he go?

-I don't know.

Greg, did you see where he went?

-Nah, uh, I was sleeping.

The shrooms are kicking in.

Mm. -Ah, shit.

I wanna buy some off that guy.

-You should've just taken some.

-Ugh.

[engine revving]

-Where are you going? -I don't know.

[chuckles] I don't wanna stay here, though.

[music]

-Ugh, God, do we have to listen to this?

This music sucks.

-Can you just wait a second, Greg?

-What's going on?

-I don't know.

Should I stop and ask for directions?

-No, there's drugs. Just keep going.

-Fuck.

[music]

-Oh, jumping Jesus on a pogo stick.

[pants]

Oh, God. Oh.

[coughs] Oh, oh no.

What could've done that?

-Well, seems like the only animal that could do a thing like this

is a black bear.

-Uh, uh, but black bears don't do that normally.

Uh, uh, maybe a grizzly bear.

-Well,

maybe somehow these campers

got themselves caught between mama bear and baby bear.

-Yeah, out-of-towners.

[crys]

Oh, God.

Oh. -Al, look here.

Bear shit.

-Wait.

[coughs]

That's bear scat.

-Looks like we're going on a bear hunt.

-Uh, oh, no.

Uh, uh, we'll have to kill all the bears till we find the bad one.

Uh, that's sad.

Oh, oh, God.

-You take a look at them kids in there, you tell me nothing short of a monster

did that.

-[wrenching] Oh, God.

[panting]

I gotta call the police.

[panting] Where's my phone?

I gotta call the cops.

[panting]

[phone ringing]

-Hello, West Virginia State Police.

What is the nature of your emergency?

-This is Ranger Jones, Ranger Jones.

Uh, there have been two kids, two kids have been horribly murdered

in-in-in the forest.

Looks like a-a bear attack.

-Bear attack?

-Oh, the humanity.

-Where exactly are you?

-Uh, near Red Run.

It's, uh, near Red Run.

-Ugh, were you the one to find these individuals?

-No, uh, uh, the bear hunter guy found them.

He-he came to my office.

He said I should close the park.

-Well, that's probably not a bad idea.

Uh, did you get his name?

-Hey. Hey, hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, hey, come back. Wait, wait.

He-he-he drove away.

-All right, stay put. I'll be right there.

-Guess-guess I better close the park.

[music]

[dogs barking]

[music]

-Hey.

We found it.

Wanna check it out?

-Sure.

-Oh.

You parked me in the mud, asshole.

[music]

-It feels good to be out here.

-Yeah.

It's kinda chilly, though.

-Yeah, I'm sure I can warm it up for you.

-I bet you can. [laughter]

Thanks, baby.

-I'll do my best, baby. You know I will.

Who the fuck is this?

-Hey, hey.

Hey, you-you campers.

The-the park's closed.

Don't you know that? You can't camp there.

-The entire park is closed?

-Good God, man, there's been a horrible incident.

We think there was a-a-a horrible bear attack.

Two-two people were killed last night.

-Oh, my gosh.

-What?

-That's so sad.

We just came up here for the music fest.

-Probably not happening either.

We're organizing a-a-a big bear hunt to, uh,

to make the place safe, and, uh, you have to go.

You definitely have to go right now.

-All right.

We totally understand.

-Is there anywhere else we can camp?

-Well, there-there are some sites in Goremania,

but, uh, they're pretty much packed up by this time of year.

-G- [chuckles]

Goremania?

Where is that? -Uh, uh, next town over.

-And if-if that's full, do you have any recommendations?

-Uh, not really.

Uh, uh, there's a nice, uh, Walmart parking lot right next door.

I've-I've camped there.

-Do you, like, have a lot of bears around here?

-Yeah, the bears are around.

Uh, in fact, I know-- You see that over there?

That-that's a bear scratch.

-Oh, shit.

-See? That's the-- That's what they do.

They do that, and then they scratch their back,

uh, sometimes their behinds, but it-it-- they don't kill people.

It's extremely rare that a bear would kill a human,

but, uh, I've been ordered to get everybody out of the park

to be on the safe side.

-Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

So they're just gonna kill every bear in the park?

-Most likely.

A-a-and then, uh, we have to gut them

and pull out all the body parts, and until we get to that bear,

uh, we have to kill them all, so it's kinda sad.

-That's animal cruelty, man.

-I don't disagree with you, young man.

They'll keep shooting the bears until they find that particular bear

that's got the body part that--

Eh, very sad for the bears.

-It is.

-Well, thanks, officer.

[engine revving]

[music]

-You know you called him an officer?

-[coughs]

I did?

-[chuckles] Yeah.

-[laughs]

Think he knows how high I was?

-[laughs]

Definitely.

All right, come on, guys.

We don't wanna get caught. Can we just go?

[music]

-Yep.

[engine revving]

[music]

-Hey, you. Hey, you.

Yeah, don't you think of going anywhere.

-Hey. -Stay where you are.

You know the cops are looking for you.

-What for?

-When you found that dead body, uh, I-I-I-I wanted to follow up,

but-but you were halfway down the road.

What the hell? Why'd you take off like that?

-I was looking for that bear.

GPS is dinging.

That way, about a mile.

-What? -Dog's treed something.

How about you go with me?

-Go with you?

Eh. All right. All right.

Let me-let me just, uh, mo-move my car.

-Jesus Christ, what took you so long?

Let's do this.

[dogs barking]

-Where we going?

-You hear 'em?

We're getting close.

-What?

What?

-Dogs are barking.

-[panting] [grants]

Mosquitoes.

Let's rest a little. Come on.

[dogs barking]

[music]

-Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Here we go, baby.

-Uh, I have to go to the bathroom. -Yep.

-Ooh. -All right.

[grants] -[whimpers]

-Watch this.

-Ah.

[gun blasts]

Oh, no.

-[laughs]

-How do you know it's the right bear?

-One way to find out.

-Oh, no.

-[grants]

Let's see.

-[coughs]

[wrenching]

Oh, God.

Oh. Oh.

[wrenching]

-Ain't you gonna help?

-[whimpers]

Absolutely not.

Oh.

[wrenching]

[coughs].

-Bunch of blueberries,

some fish.

No body parts.

-[wrenching] Oh, God, but at least it's not the,

uh, it's not the bad bear.

[dogs barking]

-Will you shut the fuck up?

[music]

-Which way did he say to go here?

[music]

-He didn't.

He said northeast.

-Which way is that?

-I don't know.

I'm gonna go left.

[music]

-Oh, shit, look at this.

This looks promising.

-Remember it's a holiday weekend?

-Yep.

[music]

What do you think?

-Uh, I don't know.

You think it's safe?

-Oh, come on.

What, do you think the bear's gonna get ya?

-It might.

-[chuckles] Oh, come on. I'll protect ya.

Let's just check it out.

-All right.

[music]

-Hey, hey, hey.

Look at this.

This is it.

Ah, ah, ah.

Yes.

Works for me.

-Mm.

-Oh, come on, babe.

What's the difference between this and that spot over there?

Hey, this one's bigger.

-Because we're all alone out here, and there's a fucking killer bear

on the loose.

-Oh, babe, there's nowhere else to go.

Hey, hey, no bear's gonna get ya.

-You don't know that.

-Hey,

I've got a knife.

I can protect you.

Come on.

-Okay

-Yes.

Yes

-But you're sleeping closer to the woods.

-Deal.

And then I promise you tomorrow we can find a better spot.

-Promise? -Yes.

-Okay.

[ominous music]

Todd, wake up.

Todd?

[growling]

[screaming]

Todd?

Todd?

Todd, where are you?

-[growls]

-Jesus, asshole, you scared me.

-[laughter]

Ow.

-Not funny. -Oh, it kinda was.

-No.

Where were you?

-I was taking a piss.

Did you sleep good?

You were out. -Mm-mm.

I had some crazy nightmares.

-Bummer.

I slept great, in case you were wondering.

-Uh, I wasn't. No one asked.

[music]

-Let's do it.

Well?

-Mm.

-What's for breakfast?

-[coughs] Weed.

-Hey, you gonna share any of that?

[music]

-Should we check out what's going on with the festival today?

-Yeah.

I think I saw a sign back in town.

[music]

Yep, I see it.

Turning right now. I mean left.

-[coughs]

-Oh, shit.

You all right back there?

-Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.

[ominous music]

-Looks like we found it.

-Yeah, it does.

Let's do it.

Oh. What [?]

-Oh, man.

Ooh.

[music]

-Hi there.

Is this the festival?

-Yeah. You've come to the right spot.

It's usually a place of happy times.

We are honoring the deaths of the bear attack victims today.

-Oh my gosh, yeah, we heard about that.

We were kicked out of our campsite last night.

-Yeah.

-Yeah, they ended up closing down the whole forest,

and they even fucking canceled the festival.

-Huh. Is it still shut down?

-[sighs] Thankfully, we've moved it here.

-Oh. -Yeah, it's a cool spot.

Everyone's hanging out over there. -Yeah.

-So can we just set up anywhere?

-Sure, just not over there.

We're leaving that space open.

It's, uh, it's where they used to camp, and we would like to leave it open

in honor of their memory.

-Oh, geez.

They must've camped there for a while.

-Yeah.

They used to work during the forum, and they lived here.

We would like to dedicate this festival to her.

Everybody wants to call it Twyla's Twilight Fest.

It was her name.

-Oh.

All right.

You wanna get our stuff?

-Yeah, let's do it.

Sweet.

[music]

Hey.

Look who it is.

Look who it is.

-Oh, boy.

No way.

Hey, dude. -Hey.

-We were worried about you.

Did you hear what happened?

-Yeah.

So tragic.

-It sure is. Did you know them?

-Well, we all work here.

We're all family. -Oh, I'm sorry.

-What about your other buddy? Is he around here somewhere?

Is he, uh, okay?

-He's around somewhere.

-I see him.

Look at him.

He's gonna do just fine. -Yeah.

He slept like a log after eating your shrooms.

-Mm-hmm. -So can I get some?

[chuckles]

-Yeah, man. How much you'd like?

-Uh, like an eighth.

-No problem.

You need them now?

-Well, uh, we're gonna set up the tent first.

-I got a good spot for you.

Follow me.

[music]

-Wow,

this is awesome. -Yeah?

-Thanks, Scott.

-Hey, no problem.

So where'd you guys end up camping last night?

-You know, it's funny you ask that, because we found

that place that you were talking about.

What's the name? -Red Run.

-Yeah, that.

And we were starting to set up, and then this nice ranger came

and told us that we needed to pack it up.

-Geez, what did the cops say?

-Well, it was just the one ranger, and he just said they're shutting down

the park because of the bear attack.

-No shit.

Hey, you guys want those shrooms now?

-Yeah. -All right.

Sure.

Check this out, guys.

-Oh-oh.

-Look what we got in here.

-Whoa.

What's that noise?

[music]

-What is that?

-We're listening to the plants' feelings.

And this machine turns it into music.

[music]

-Wait, how is it hooked up?

-Right up to the plants.

[music]

-Can I touch it? -Yeah.

Oh, she likes you.

[music]

-That's amazing.

[music]

This thing is incredible.

It's like you're communicating through music.

-You are.

[music]

-Hey, let me try.

-Yeah.

-Hook it up to the mushrooms, man.

-Yeah? -For real.

[music]

-Wow.

Hey, that's a fun guy you got there.

[chuckles] -Hey.

[music]

-Wow. That is so cool.

-It really is.

Wow.

[music]

-I love you.

-I know.

I love you.

[music]

-You said an eighth, right?

-Uh, yeah.

-Cool. 60 bucks, man.

-All right. -Yeah.

I'll go get 'em.

-Hey, I'm gonna go grab the shrooms.

-Okay. -I'll be back.

-I'll be in here with my new friends.

-All righty.

[music]

Hey,

what's going on there?

-I'm, uh, just-just turning the compost, man.

-Ugh.

Ugh, smells like shit and death.

-[laughs]

It sure does, man.

All right, hang tight, man.

Let me get those shrooms for you.

Here you go, man. -Hey, thanks.

-Sure, no problem. -What's in there?

-Oh, it's the, uh, the-the mushroom room.

-Oh, nice.

So this is your place?

-Nah, man, it's this old lady who lives here.

I just look after things.

-Okay.

Well, hey, I'm gonna put these somewhere safe.

Thanks again. -I'll check you later.

-All right, man.

[music]

Hey, I'm gonna grab some more stuff from the car.

-All right, I'll come help you.

I could do this all day.

-Hey, you can.

-I just might.

[music]

-This place is awesome.

-Yeah.

I think Greg likes it too.

-Hey, I wonder if there's a river nearby.

-That'd be fucking sweet.

-Mm-hmm.

Do you think that guy knows of any?

-Scott?

-Mm-hmm.

-Yeah, let's go ask him.

He probably knows.

-Yeah.

-Let me finish my beer.

-Sure.

-Hey.

Greg. -Hmm.

-Hey, we're going to the river, or we're gonna try and find one.

You coming?

Hey.

Greg.

Greg.

-Is he okay?

-Yeah, he sleeps like this all the time.

-All right.

-Well, I'm ready.

-Come.

[suspensful music]

-Hey, have you seen Scott around?

-Scott?

Yeah, he's, uh, usually out by the compost.

Do you guys know where that is?

-No.

-I do. It's over by the shroom shed.

-Yeah. It's, uh, just right over there.

It's not far. -Awesome.

Thanks. -Sweet.

-Yeah. -Sweet.

[EDM music]

-Oh, that smells like--

-Like shit?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Hey, guys, you weren't planning on leaving now, were you?

-No way.

We were just wondering if there's a river or swimming hole we can walk to.

-Yeah, you know, there sure is, and hot-ass day like today,

that's a great idea.

-Nice.

-Hey, guys, look at this.

Look at this.

-Ugh.

-Oh, my God.

Oh, that's disgusting.

-Dude, that is fucking gross. -Yeah.

-Oh, my God.

Ugh.

Hey,

this looks like a good spot to swim.

-Yeah.

Can we hang out here?

-No, not here, guys.

Further up ahead.

Much better spot.

It's more exclusive. You'll like it.

-Oh, my God.

-What?

-Is that a bear print?

-Oh, shit.

-Yeah, and that's a big one too.

-Uh, can we go back to the rock that doesn't have killer bears?

-No, no, don't worry.

This place is super safe.

Look, I've never seen a bear swimming here before.

-I mean, Scott's been here, and he's okay.

-And look, if anything happens,

I got my blade.

-So wanna go?

Let's just go. Let's go.

We'll be safe, babe. I'll protect you.

-We're almost there.

Here we are.

-This is amazing.

-It is.

Thanks for bringing us here, man.

-Hell, yeah.

-Woo. It's cold.

Are you guys getting in?

-Mm.

-Should've brought some beers.

-No shit.

Did you bring those mushrooms?

-Oh, yeah, I did.

Forgot about those.

Babe, do you want any?

-Are they strong?

-Hell, yeah, they're strong.

-I'm good. I'll wait.

-Ah, I had some earlier, man.

I'm good. Thank you.

-All right.

-Oh, yeah.

-Oh, it's not too bad.

Feels really good.

So you grew up around here, Scott?

-Yeah, I spent a lot of time in these woods as a kid.

-That's so cool.

Out in nature, and learning about mushrooms and this wilderness.

-[?] and- and also everything that wasn't mushrooms.

-I gotta pee.

-Hey, man, how are those shrooms kicking in?

-I think I just saw a bear.

Babe,

babe.

Hey,

are you okay?

Hey, babe.

-Let me go check it out.

-Be careful.

Babe.

Todd.

Todd, wake up.

Todd,

wake the fuck up.

Damn, those shrooms really knocked you on your ass.

[suspenseful music]

-[screams]

-Susie, you should've just taken those mushrooms.

You'd be asleep, just like lover boy here.

Instead, you get a front row seat, bitch.

Oh, Susie.

You're next, bitch.

I almost forgot.

I got something. I know you're gonna like it.

Yep, I've always wondered what it'd be like to listen to you die.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm glad you didn't take those mushrooms.

[suspenseful music]

-Oh, this is so much fun, baby.

Just gotta dial it in.

That's it. That's it.

Die, bitch.

That sounded different.

[music]

-[singing] When did you decide

the game was yours?

And everything was for the taking

Pay no attention to,

you just ignore

No empathy for what you were breaking

[guitar solo]

You'll console yourself a thousand ways

I love the lie that you live in

Collecting people for your rainy day

Convincing everyone with a brand

My ears bleed when you whisper

-Is this the band CD? -Band CD?

No, man, that's my music.

-These shirts are pretty cool.

Are they handmade?

-Yeah, man, they're, uh, they're made by hands.

-Can I get one in a double XL?

-Double XL.

Shit, man.

I tell you what, I'm gonna go make one for you real quick.

Be right back.

[guitar solo]

-[singing] How can life that has no heart

exist here at all?

I guess, you're only one of many

That the factory should have recalled

And my ears bleed when you whisper

While I scream out in horror

And my eyes bleed at your shadow

But my heart bleeds no more

And you can't hear what you're saying

When you're only listening for scores

And I hope to God that you're praying

That my heart bleeds no more

That my heart bleeds no more

That my heart bleeds no more

That my heart bleeds no more

[crowd cheering]

-All right, man. Here you go.

Nice and fresh just for you.

Double XL.

-Awesome.

-Why the fuck did you dogs go over here?

Ain't a goddamn bear in here.

What you got there, boy?

-Huh? Huh?

Huh?

Huh. Oh.

I'll be right there.

Shit.

God. Oh.

What do you want?

-Found a body. -Again, in a bear?

-No, it's in the truck. -You know you can't move a body.

You- you-- It's illegal.

It's- it's a crime scene.

I-I gotta- I got- I gotta retire.

Oh, geez louise.

[coughs] Oh, God.

I'm gonna be sick.

God.

-Ranger Jones, is that you again?

-Another person's been killed.

-You're telling me there's another dead kid up in the valley?

-Uh, yes, yes.

-Jesus, there is something weird happening here.

That body we found the other day,

it did, we did the autopsy report, and, uh,

it came back a little strange.

-Huh?

What are you talking about? -The guy was already dead

when the bear attacked him.

Does that sound like something a bear would do,

is chew on you after you're already dead?

-No, black bears usually, uh, just wanna mind their own business.

-So it seems likely that these murders were done by a human before the bear

showed up. -You know,

I had the feeling all along.

And further, no- no bear will kill people systematically.

Only humans do that.

-Well,

apparently the cause of death was mushrooms.

-Mushrooms?

What kind of mushrooms?

-Looks like, uh, psilocybin

and amanita phalloides.

Have you heard of those?

-Yeah. Uh, psilocybin mushrooms, uh, make you freak out and-

and, uh, hallucinate, uh, uh, from what I've read,

of course.

Amanita phalloid, uh, let me see what, uh, what the common name is for this.

Yeah, I opened to it.

Uh, amanita death cap.

Amanita death cap.

-Oh, what a coincidence.

Well,

you know, I got to thinking,

that fella that's been finding these bodies,

did you ever run back into him?

-Funny you should say that.

He- he- he's here right now.

-Really? He is?

In your station? -Yes.

He- he is the one who found the body.

-Well, I don't wanna cause alarm, but there's a chance he's mixed up

in all of this. -Really?

You think?

-Let me put it this way, he's higher on my suspect list than any bear is.

So keep your guard up and make sure he stays put this time,

okay?

-Roger that. Roger that.

[suspenseful music]

-Have a seat.

Where were you on the night of the 17th?

-What night?

-The 17th.

-What night was that?

-Thursday, the night that comes before Friday.

You want me to show it to you on the calendar?

-Thursday.

Oh, yeah.

I was hanging with Freddy.

We was drinking.

-You were drinking.

Is that a normal occurrence with you, Mr. Garlo Haynes?

-Yes, sir.

Had to put one of them dogs down.

-Well, I'm sorry to hear about your dog, but,

uh, Ranger Jones says that's how you're finding the victims,

is with the help of your dogs.

Is that what you're claiming?

-Yes, sir.

Dogs lead me right to them.

-We might just have to put that to a test.

-Goddamn, Greggy.

Fat fuck.

Took you so long to die.

-Hi.

Hello.

Uh, uh, I was wondering if you could help me.

My wife, uh, gave me this, uh, beautiful plant,

uh, but it seems to be, uh, uh, dying.

I did everything I could. You see there's green there,

so there- there's some hope.

-There's a little bit.

There's a little bit. I can help you.

We'll get some peat moss in it, bigger pots, nutrients

-Wow, that, that's great.

Th- terrific, thank you so much.

-Well, we gotta go this way.

-Oh, okay. -Here we go.

-I'll follow you. Thank you, thank you.

-Yeah. -This looks great.

You know, I was thinking, have- have you seen the lady who-

who owns this place?

-She's out.

-Where'd she go, on a trip?

-No, she's just out and about.

-I gotta tell you, brother,

this is the finest looking soil I have ever seen

during my entire career.

How- how do you do it?

-Uh, it's just compost.

-That don't look like no compost to me.

You got an interesting mushroom growing out of that,

uh, old shoe there.

-Yeah, that's an amanita.

-Amanita?

-It's an amanita death cap.

I found it yesterday.

-Interesting.

I- I was just reading about that, yeah.

-Well, yeah, you know, they love this weather.

They're just popping up everywhere.

-Cause of death was mushrooms.

-Here's your plant.

-Oh, thank you. Thank you.

-Yeah.

-911.

Ranger Jones.

Ranger Jones.

Mayday. Mayday.

I'm going in. I don't care.

This is no house of people's ethical treatment of animals.

Hello?

Hello?

This is Park Ranger Jones.

Anybody home?

Holy shit.

I'm going in. I'm going in.

Yoo-hoo.

Anybody home?

Anybody home?

It's- it's Ranger Jones. Anybody home?

Where am I?

-Oh, we're at your final resting place, man.

-What? What?

What? -Yeah, yeah.

Oh, just hold still. Relax, relax.

-What are you- what are you doing to me?

-Just want to get the backtrack to my next album.

-Backtrack? What?

-Yeah.

It's called Mince Meat.

You're going down, buddy.

-[screams]

What- what the fuck?

Oh, Jesus.

Please, please. Help me.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, that feels so much better.

-Okay. -Thank you.

Thank you. -Let's get you up here, buddy.

-Oh, doggy. Where'd the doggy come from?

How'd you find me?

-Yeah. -Okay.

Oh.

-You all right? -Yeah.

-How you doing, buddy?

-Is he dead?

-He ain't surviving that shit.

-Oh, I didn't like that guy.

-Yeah. -Oh.

-Blue tick must've smelled something.

GPS led me right to you.

-I think I shit myself.

-It's understandable.

-Oh, oh. -All right, let's get you up here.

Come on.

-Oh, take my hand.

-All righty.

Come on, you dumb mutt and shut up.

-Okay, Ranger Jones, let's get you up out of here.

-I need a hug.

Oh, God. Oh, I think I shit myself.

Oh, oh.

My fucking leg.

My- my- my fucking leg.

[closing song]

-Yeah, let's get the-- -There we go.

-Come on, man. We were gonna kiss on the lips.

I thought that was the ending.

You don't want it? All right.

Well just--

No?