Original subtitles

Jack: PREVIOUSLY ON THE DISTRICT...

I'M SORRY. JOYCE LONAGER,

CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA.

I OWN THE LAUNDROMAT WITH A SHOWER,

YOU RODE IN ON YOUR HARLEY.

[CRYING] YOU OK?

Nancy: OK, BRANDER, LET'S ROCK 'N' ROLL.

HEY, THERE.

HI. NEED A RIDE?

DEPENDS. WHERE YOU HEADED?

WHEREVER THE FUN IS.

GOD, IT'S COLDER IN HERE THAN IT IS OUTSIDE.

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HEAT IN THIS BEATER?

Phil: SORRY. HEATER'S BUSTED.

Prostitute: SO, MARRIED?

NO. GOT A GIRL?

NO.

YOU DO LIKE GIRLS?

YEAH, YEAH, I DO. NO, I'M SORRY.

IT'S JUST YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE.

I HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE

THAT I JUST WASN'T REALLY SURE HOW I FELT.

THAT'S MUCH BETTER.

IF YOU'VE GOT 100, WE COULD REALLY WARM THINGS UP.

100 BUCKS?

ONE ROUND. NO FRINGES.

YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE GIRL. I'M REALLY SORRY.

FOR WHAT?

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR SOLICITATION.

HEY! WAIT! NO!

STOP IT! HEY! HEY! AAH!

ARE YOU OK?

YEAH, DON'T HURT HER. SHE'S THE CLOSEST THING

I'VE HAD TO A DATE IN A MONTH.

HEY! STOP!

STOP!

STOP!

Phil: STOP!

EXCUSE ME.

EXCUSE ME!

DEPUTY CHIEF?

ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT AN E.T.A. ON THE CHIEF?

I NEED A 20 ON THE CHIEF.

Cop on radio: HE'S JUST ENTERING THE BUILDING.

WHAT'S HIS MOOD?

CONROY, HIS MOOD?

GOOD MORNING, CHIEF.

CONROY, HOW YOU DOING?

GOOD TO SEE YOU. HOW'S THE FAMILY?

DOING GREAT. THAT A BOY.

Conroy: PEPPY.

SIR, THE CHIEF IS PEPPY.

COME IN!

CHIEF MANNION.

JOSEPH. AHA!

I HAD THE MOST INCREDIBLE BREAKFAST

THIS MORNING AT GEORGIO'S.

IT WAS FRENCH TOAST,

BUT THEY PUT THIS BANANA WHIPPED THING ON--

BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART ABOUT IT,

THE FRENCH TOAST WAS MADE OUT

OF FOCCACIA BREAD.

HUH? I MAY GO BACK THERE FOR LUNCH.

WELL, I'M GLAD YOU HAD A GOOD MORNING.

YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A BAD DAY.

WHY?

THIS JUST CAME OVER THE WIRE.

WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST.

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CBS PRODUCTIONS AND CBS, INC.

I'M FIGHTING THIS.

IT'S A NOISE VIOLATION, JACK.

IT'S A MISDEMEANOR WARRANT FOR FAILURE TO APPEAR.

SEND 'EM A CHECK!

I'M NOT GONNA SEND 'EM A CHECK.

THIS IS A VENDETTA, JOE.

DID YOU EVER SEE THE SEARCHERS

WITH JOHN WAYNE, HUH?

YEAH, OK...

NATALIE WOOD GETS CAPTURED BY THESE INDIANS,

AND JOHN WAYNE GOES AFTER HER, ALL RIGHT.

GUESS WHOSE GOT NATALIE WOOD?

IT'S AN INDIAN CHIEF, A CRUEL, MEAN INDIAN CHIEF

CALLED SCAR.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SCAR?

THE GUY'S NAME IS JUDGE BEERS.

JUDGE BEERS, SCAR, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME THING!

I'M JOHN WAYNE HERE.

I'M NOT GONNA LET THIS THING REST

UNTIL I-- UNTIL I GET JUSTICE!

LOOK, HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.

I'M DRIVING THROUGH FLATLAKE, IOWA,

HAVING A GOOD TIME, AND WHAT HAPPENS?

I GET A TICKET FOR A NOISE VIOLATION.

I KNOW MY MOTORCYCLE'S WITHIN THE SOUND LIMITS.

SO WHEN I GET BACK HOME,

I SEND MY BIKE TO THE MECHANIC

AND I SAY, "GIVE ME THE RESULTS."

IT COMES BACK 60 DBs AT 3,000 RPM.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE DB LIMIT IS

IN FLATLAKE, IOWA?

72!

THAT'S SCAR AND I'M JOHN WAYNE,

AND I'M FIGHTING THIS THING!

EXCUSE ME!

SEND THE MAN A CHECK!

I'M NOT GONNA SEND ANYBODY A CHECK.

FERRIS, YOU GOT MY TICKET TO CEDAR RAPIDS?

Ferris: I SURE DO.

AND, CHIEF, I ALSO RENTED A CAR FOR YOU

TO DRIVE INTO FLATLAKE.

Jack: BEAUTIFUL. WELL DONE.

SEND A CHECK.

I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW, JOE.

HEY, CHIEF?

HEY, BRANDER, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD?

A LITTLE HOOKER TROUBLE, SIR.

YOU GOT A MINUTE?

WELL, I'M ON MY WAY TO THE AIRPORT.

YEAH, YOU'RE GOING TO FLATLAKE, RIGHT?

LOOK, SIR, I'VE GOT A VACATION DAY TO BURN.

I WAS HOPING I COULD TAG ALONG WITH YOU, SIR.

I GOT BUSINESS THERE.

IN FLATLAKE?

YEAH, IT'S-- IT'S A GIRL.

WELL, YOU KNOW, JOYCE LONAGER,

THE LADY THAT OWNED THE LAUNDROMAT

AND WROTE CHILDREN'S BOOKS.

WE KIND OF STARTED A RELATIONSHIP.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU TWO HATED EACH OTHER?

YEAH, SO DID I, SIR, BUT I JUST FIGURED

I NEED TO END THINGS WITH HER,

AND I WANT TO DO IT FACE TO FACE.

I FORGOT MY BRIEFCASE!

OH, THAT A GIRL. THANK YOU.

BRANDER, LISTEN,

I'M ON KIND OF A MISSION HERE.

DID YOU EVER SEE THE SEARCHERS WITH JOHN WAYNE?

OH, YEAH, HE PLAYED THE BAD GUY.

NO, HE'S A GOOD GUY IN THAT,

AND HE'S GOING AFTER NATALIE WOOD.

SHE GOT TAKEN-- SHE'S AN INDIAN.

SHE GOT TAKEN BY INDIANS!

DID YOU EVER SEE RED RIVER?

OH, FORGET IT.

Dispatch: ALL UNITS IN THE VICINITY.

ABANDONED ARMORED TRUCK LOCATED

AT THE CORNER OF SEVENTH AND UNION.

THANKS FOR RESPONDING, SCOTTY,

BUT WARTON'S GOT THIS ONE COVERED.

WHAT'S UP, TEMPLE? THIS YOUR MOONLIGHTING GIG?

MAN, WHEN DO YOU SLEEP?

I DON'T SLEEP.

Kevin: SO, WE GOT A MISSING DRIVER AND NO MISSING CASH?

LOOKS LIKE IT. THE SECOND DRIVER WAS

LEFT STRANDED AT THE NIGHT DROP.

CAME OUT OF THE BANK, ARMORED CAR WAS GONE.

NO FORCED ENTRY, NO SIGN OF A STRUGGLE,

AND NO WITNESSES.

Kevin: IT DOESN'T ADD UP. Temple: NOPE.

YOU KNOW, IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME,

BUT ALL THE MONEY'S ACCOUNTED FOR.

WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE DRIVER,

ROBERT MUELLER?

HE'S ONE OF OUR MOST RELIABLE EMPLOYEES.

NO FAMILY. NO HISTORY OF TROUBLE.

HOW ABOUT YOU, TEMPLE? YOU KNOW THE GUY?

NEVER MET HIM.

HEY, WHAT DID I TELL YOU

ABOUT PARKING THERE? GET IT OUT OF HERE!

RENEE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU JUST LIED TO MY PARTNER.

YOU GAVE HIM A BOGUS NAME.

ROBERT MUELLER?

THAT'S THE RIGHT NAME.

[LAUGHS]

RENEE, I KNOW THAT WARTON SECURITY GIVES

ITS DRIVERS FAKE NAMES TO PROTECT THEIR IDENTITIES.

WELL, I WAS HOPING YOU SLEPT THROUGH

THAT PARTICULAR BRIEFING.

A MAN IS MISSING.

HE COULD BE KIDNAPPED.

HE WASN'T KIDNAPPED.

YOU'RE RIGHT, I LIED TO YOUR PARTNER.

ALL THE MONEY WASN'T ACCOUNTED FOR.

THE DRIVER MADE OFF WITH ABOUT 12 MILLION IN EUROS.

I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE NAME.

IT'S NOT A POLICE CONCERN, TEMPLE.

IT BECAME A POLICE CONCERN WHEN THESE SQUAD CARS

RODE UP ON THE SCENE.

YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU MAY HAVE CHANGED HATS,

BUT I HAVEN'T.

OK, WARTON SECURITY CLEANS UP ITS OWN MESSES.

COMPANY POLICY. WE'LL FIND THE DRIVER,

WE'LL GET OUR MONEY BACK, AND WE'D APPRECIATE IT

IF MPD STAYED OUT OF THE WAY.

YOU CANNOT BLOCK A POLICE INVESTIGATION.

IF I HAVE TO, I'LL GET A WARRANT

AND I'LL GO THROUGH YOUR PERSONNEL FILES.

FINE.

Phil: JOYCE KEPT CALLING ME, SHE KEPT SENDING ME THINGS

IN THE MAIL LIKE BOXERS AND SILK BRIEFS AND THONGS

AND--UGH!

SO, I JUST STOPPED RETURNING HER PHONE CALL.

EVENTUALLY, I THINK SHE GOT THE MESSAGE.

THEN, YOU KNOW, I STARTED FEELING LIKE A HEEL

FOR NOT BREAKING UP WITH HER MAN-TO-MAN.

YOU KNOW, LIKE FACE-TO-FACE AND ALL, IT WAS JUST--

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH, HEY!

HEY, THANKS FOR STOPPING, GUYS.

I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE TO HOOF IT

ALL THE WAY BACK TO TOWN.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I WAS JUST OVER THE HILL HERE WORKING SEARCH AND RECOVERY

DOWN AT THE LAKE.

LOCKED MY KEYS IN THE CAR.

YEAH, WELL, GET IN. WE'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT.

OH, THANKS!

Scuba diver: UHH!

WHAT ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR?

OH, A BODY.

A WOMAN KNIFED HER HUSBAND ON HER HONEYMOON,

DUMPED HIM IN THE LAKE.

EVERYONE IN TOWN'S DUBBED HER THE BLACK WIDOW.

YOU KNOW, ON ACCOUNT OF BLACK WIDOW SPIDERS

BEING KNOWN TO MATE THEN KILL.

DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?

BUPKISS.

NOTHING BUT HUB CAPS AND LEECHES.

[SIGHS]

WHEW!

ALL RIGHT, BRANDER,

I'LL MEET YOU BACK HERE IN AN HOUR.

YES, SIR-- OH, SIR, WHERE'S JOYCE'S LAUNDROMAT?

IT'S JUST DOWN THE ROAD. YOU CAN'T MISS IT.

ALL RIGHT. GO GET 'EM. GOOD LUCK.

BYE!

Bailiff: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

PLEASE RISE FOR THE HONORABLE JUDGE BEERS!

[RATTLING]

[KNOCKS ON GLASS]

THE HONORABLE JUDGE BEERS!

AM I DREAMING

OR IS THAT JACK MANNION STANDING BEFORE MY BENCH?

THAT'S WHO IT IS, SIR.

WELL, WHERE'S YOUR REPRESENT-- DO YOU HAVE REPRESENT--

YOU GOT A LAWYER?

I'LL BE REPRESENTING MYSELF, YOUR HONOR.

THAT IS A HISTORICALLY STUPID IDEA,

BUT GO RIGHT AHEAD.

MAY I APPROACH THE BENCH, SIR?

YOUR HONOR, I HAVE HERE DOCUMENTATION

WHICH PROVES THAT MY MOTORCYCLE WAS

WITHIN THE SOUND LIMITS OF THIS CITY

AT THE TIME I WAS RIDING IT.

I SENTENCE YOU TO $100 FINE,

PLUS ANOTHER 25 TACKED ON FOR WASTING THE COURT'S TIME.

AND NOW THE GAVEL FALLS.

COME ON, YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE FILE.

OH, I LOOKED AT IT. I LOOKED AT IT.

I JUST DIDN'T LOOK IN IT.

DON'T HAVE TO. THE LAW CLEARLY DEFINES

A TICK-TICKETABLE--

A TICKETA-- YOU GET A TICKET

FOR ANY SOUND THAT INTERFERES WITH THE COMFORTABLE PLEASURE

OF LIFE OR PROPERTY,

AND INTERFERE YOU DID, SIR, IN SPADES.

I MEAN, MRS. VESSEL'S COCKER SPANIEL--

CORKY.

CORKY 'BOUT WENT NUTS

THE DAY YOU DROVE THROUGH THIS TOWN,

HASN'T STOPPED BARKING SINCE.

THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THESE SOUND LAWS

IN PLACE, SIR. TO KEEP THE LIKES OF YOU

FROM DRIVING THROUGH THIS TOWN,

RAISING HOLY HELL, AND--AND--AND--

AND UPSETTING THE PEACEFUL CONSTITUTIONS OF OUR PETS.

ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?

YOUR HONOR,

YOU'RE A VERY COLORFUL CHARACTER.

OK, I'M UPPING YOUR SENTENCE

TO $200 OF WORKING...

COMMUNITY SERVICE.

COMMUNITY SERVICE, PLUS A $500 FINE.

BAILIFF, WOULD YOU ESCORT MR. MANNION--

NOW, HOLD IT! HOLD IT!

NOBODY NEEDS TO ESCORT ME ANYWHERE.

I CAN ESCORT MYSELF OUT OF HERE.

WHAT, YOU THINK I NEED ESCORTING--

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

WHERE AM I GOING? I'LL TELL YOU

WHERE I'M GOING!

I'M GONNA GO HOME, THAT'S WHERE I'M GOING!

AT LEAST SOMEPLACE CIVILIZED.

YOU APOLOGIZE TO THIS COURT, SIR!

YEAH, IF I DON'T?

BRANDER, I WANT YOU TO CALL JOE

AND SEE IF HE CAN GET AHOLD OF CAVANAUGH.

I NEED A LAWYER TO FILE AN S.O.J.

S.O.J.?

SUBSTITUTION OF JUDGE.

I WOULDN'T POKE THE BEAR.

YEAH, WELL, ALL I GOTTA DO IS PROVE

THAT SON OF SATAN IS PREJUDICED AGAINST ME.

Boyle: SEE, WHEN YOU POKE THE BEAR

ALL YOU GET FOR YOUR TROUBLE

IS AN ANGRY BEAR.

AND IN THIS CASE, THE BEAR WOULD BE THE JUDGE.

YEAH, I MADE THAT CONNECTION.

SO, ANYWAY, BRANDER--

Joyce: CHIEF MANNION?

JOYCE?

WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR, CHIEF?

CRAZY JUDGE. YOU?

MURDER.

Joyce: OK, PHIL PROVED TO BE

A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT RELATIONSHIP WISE.

YEAH, HE CAME ON STRONG AND THEN HE FIZZLED.

Phil: WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO

WITH MURDER CHARGES?

OH, IT IS ALL PART AND PARCEL.

NO, ONE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OTHER.

NO, IT DOESN'T! NO, WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT HERE?

A BLAMER, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!

YOU'RE A BLAMER, JOYCE!

STOP IT! STOP IT!

UGH!

[SIGHS]

OK, JOYCE, JUST-- YOU GO AHEAD.

JUST, YOU KNOW...

PHIL BROKE MY HEART. I WAS A WRECK

AND IT WAS IN THAT EMOTIONAL STATE

THAT I ORDERED THE LOVE POTION.

THE WHAT?

LOVE POTION.

I FOUND AN AD FOR THIS PERFUME

THAT GUARANTEED TO BRING THE WEARER TRUE LOVE.

[SNICKERS]

I CALLED AND ORDERED A BOTTLE.

I PUT IT ON AND WITHIN ONE WEEK

MICHAEL TOSH WALKED INTO MY LAUNDROMAT

AND STRAIGHT INTO MY HEART.

AND WHEN WE KISSED,

IT WAS AS IF-- IT WAS AS IF MY SOUL

JUST FLOATED OFF ONTO A BED OF JUST CHAMPAGNE BUBBLES.

YEAH, GET BACK TO THE MURDER. BACK TO THE MURDER.

UM, WE-- WE RENTED A CABIN

ON THE LAKE FOR OUR HONEYMOON.

IT WAS THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY,

AND WE TOOK NATURE WALKS,

WE LIT A FIRE,

WE CURLED UP IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS

LISTENING TO DIDO.

[JACK GROANING]

BOYLE! Boyle: YEAH?

ANY LUCK WITH THE KEYS?!

UH, GETTING WARMER!

Boyle: HOPE HE DIDN'T TAKE 'EM FISHING.

SORRY, JOYCE. GO AHEAD.

THE NEXT MORNING I WOKE UP, MICHAEL WAS GONE.

THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE.

IT WAS ON THE FLOOR,

AND IT WAS ON THE BED,

AND...A KNIFE.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

I CALLED THE SHERIFF, HE CAME OVER,

HELPED ME LOOK FOR MICHAEL,

AND THEN THAT'S WHEN HE ARRESTED ME.

I DON'T BLAME HIM. I LOOKED GUILTY AS SIN.

SO WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU REMEMBER?

MAKING SWEET, PASSIONATE LOVE TO MICHAEL

UNTIL WE PASSED OUT.

OK, ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT, ALL RIGHT.

JOYCE--

WHERE'S YOUR LAWYER, JOYCE?

MOUNTAIN BIKING.

HE SHOULD BE BACK TUESDAY.

YEAH. WERE YOU CHARGED?

NO, NOT THAT I KNOW OF.

WERE YOU ARRAIGNED?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

SEE, BRANDER, I KNEW IT.

THIS JUDGE... FORGET THE S.O.J.

I WANT YOU TO CALL THE STATE ATTORNEY GENERAL.

THIS JUDGE BEERS, I WANT HIM TO APPEAR

BEFORE A J.I.B.

JIB?

A JUDICIAL INQUIRY BOARD, BRANDER.

OH, COME ON!

HEY, JOYCE, WHAT ABOUT THIS LOVE POTION THING?

BOYLE!

GOT 'EM! AW, SHOOT, MAYBE NOT.

WHAT WAS THAT, LIKE A SPRAY?

Nancy: IT'S CALLED ATTRACTION DROPS.

THE COMPANY HAS A TOLL-FREE NUMBER

THAT I MATCHED TO A DISCONTINUED CELL SERVICE.

WHAT ABOUT HER HUSBAND? THIS MICHAEL TOSH CHARACTER?

THE WEDDING PHOTO YOU SENT MATCHES

A KNOWN FELON: MICHAEL WINDHAM.

WINDHAM HAS BEEN JAILED FOR CHECK FRAUD,

EMBEZZLEMENT, IDENTITY THEFT.

HE'S ALSO BEEN KNOWN TO RUN A LONELY HEARTS SCAM.

WOMEN CALL IN TO ORDER THE POTION

AND THE "OPERATOR" KEEPS THEM ON THE LINE TALKING.

Nancy: JUST LONG ENOUGH TO GET ENOUGH INFORMATION

TO SET THEM UP.

SO WHEN MICHAEL HEARS JOYCE'S SOB STORY,

HE ARRANGES AN ENCOUNTER.

YEAH. WHAT WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR WAS

A MADE-TO-ORDER SOULMATE.

WINDHAM MARRIES WOMEN LIKE JOYCE

AND THEN DISAPPEARS,

BUT NOT BEFORE CLEANING OUT THEIR BANK ACCOUNT.

YOU KNOW, SINCE THEY HAVEN'T FOUND A BODY,

IT'S POSSIBLE THIS MICHAEL WINDHAM FAKED HIS DEATH.

THAT'S ONE WAY TO DISAPPEAR.

MICHAEL FAKED HIS DEATH? [CHUCKLES]

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE BLOOD IN THE CABIN?

HMM?

I GUESS HE COULD'VE USED PIG'S BLOOD...

OR CHICKEN.

I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT I WOULD USE.

JOYCE...

YEAH?

WOULD YOU EXCUSE US FOR A SECOND?

SURE.

I DON'T BUY THE SET UP.

KINDA EXPLAINS EVERYTHING, CHIEF.

I MEAN, SHE CAN BE A REAL PILL.

WHY WOULD HE FAKE HIS DEATH, BLAME HER FOR THE MURDER,

WHEN IT'S EASIER TO JUST SIMPLY DISAPPEAR?

DID I MENTION SHE'S A REAL PILL?

YEAH.

WHAT ABOUT HER BANK ACCOUNTS?

SHERIFF BOYLE'S CHECKING THEM OUT.

JOYCE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY?

OH, YEAH.

I INHERITED A CHUNK OF CHANGE.

MY FATHER INVENTED FREEZE-DRIED EGGS.

REALLY? YEAH, ACTUALLY, HAVE YOU EVER HAD THEM?

THEY'RE REALLY GOOD. YEAH, I'VE HAD 'EM.

THEY'RE ACTUALLY BETTER SOMETIMES THAN FRESH.

[FIRM] I'VE HAD 'EM.

I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.

IF THE MONEY IS MISSING,

THEN IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE MICHAEL TOOK IT.

WAIT. YOU THINK HE MAY STILL BE ALIVE, TOO?

IF HE IS, AND WE CAN CATCH HIM,

IT'S GONNA BE AWFULLY HARD TO MAKE A MURDER CHARGE STICK.

HEY, FOLKS...

I SPOKE TO CAROL OVER AT THE BANK.

SAID JOYCE'S ACCOUNT

WAS EMPTIED OUT LESS THAN AN HOUR AGO.

Jack: THERE YOU GO!

BOYLE!

COME ON, GET ME OUT OF THE CUFFS.

GOOD NEWS ON THAT FRONT, SIR.

I NARROWED IT DOWN TO 2 THINGS.

THE KEYS ARE IN MY TACKLE BOX AT HOME

OR MY UNCLE NORMAN'S SNOWMOBILE SUIT.

BY THE WAY, I NEED YOUR NECKTIE, YOUR BELT, AND YOUR SHOELACES.

WHY?

THE JUDGE HAS DETERMINED YOU'RE A SUICIDE RISK.

A WHAT?

EUROS ARE THE CURRENCY OF CHOICE

ON THE BLACK MARKET.

THAT ONE THERE IS WORTH ABOUT $500 U.S.

THEY'RE EASY TO SMUGGLE, IMPOSSIBLE TO TRACE.

ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OUR WARRANT

TO LOOK AT WARTON SECURITY'S PERSONNEL FILES?

STALLED. THE JUDGE IS RELUCTANT

TO COMPROMISE THE IDENTITIES OF THE OTHER DRIVERS.

SO WE'RE STUCK SITTING ON OUR THUMBS,

NOT KNOWING WHO THE HELL WE'RE LOOKING FOR.

YOU STILL HAVE SECURITY CLEARANCE?

I SHOULD.

WELL, THEN A WARRANT MIGHT NOT BE NECESSARY, DETECTIVE.

[TYPING]

Renee: HOW DID YOU GET PAST FRONT DESK SECURITY?

A HERD OF WILD ELEPHANTS

COULD GET THROUGH YOUR SECURITY.

YOU NO LONGER WORK FOR WARTON.

OK, YOUR PINK SLIP IS ATTACHED TO YOUR TIME CARD.

WELL, THAT'S A VERY NICE WAY OF SAYING GOOD-BYE.

MOVE AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER.

LEAVE.

RENEE, YOU ARE INTERFERING WITH A POLICE INVESTIGATION.

FOR ALL I KNOW YOU'RE IN ON THE HEIST.

PROTECTING THE DRIVER.

WAITING TO DIVVY UP THE SPOILS.

I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU.

IT IS NOT THAT SIMPLE.

I'M RESPONSIBLE. I HIRED HIM.

I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR--

I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR LETTING A THIEF THROUGH THE DOOR.

AND IF WE CATCH HIM, I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET THE COLLAR.

I CAN'T. AS MUCH AS I WANT TO DO THIS...

IT'S COMPANY POLICY.

YOU FIRED ME, REMEMBER?

[SNIFFLES]

[COT RATTLES]

HEY.

[CRYING]

Jack: HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?

DO YOU THINK YOU'LL FIND MICHAEL?

WELL, UM, MICHAEL--

MICHAEL. YEAH, WELL--

YEAH, HE CAN RUN, HE CAN'T HIDE.

HOW DID YOU--

YOU DON'T WANT US TO CATCH HIM, DO YOU?

[SNIFFLING]

GOD, HOW CAN HE GET PAST MY BRAIN LIKE THAT?

JOYCE...

THE HEART HAS A MIND OF IT'S OWN, BELIEVE ME.

YEAH.

BEEN DROP KICKED IN THE LOVE DEPARTMENT?

OH, YEAH.

YEAH.

PUNTED.

OH, GOD.

WHAT A SAD, INCARCERATED PAIR WE MAKE.

I MEAN YOU, YOU'RE GONNA SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY,

BUT ME... OH, BOY...

I COULD LIVE OUT THE REST OF MY DAYS IN THIS HOLE.

[CRYING]

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, NOW LISTEN.

[SNIFFLES]

OK, JUST TAKE IT EASY. NOW TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

JUST A DEEP, DEEP, DEEP CALMING BREATH.

YOU KNOW WHAT WINSTON CHURCHILL

HAD TO SAY ABOUT TIMES OF ADVERSITY?

"WELL, IF YOU'RE GOING THROUGH HELL,

JUST KEEP GOING."

IS THAT YOUR TOILET PAPER OR MINE?

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE RATIONING...

NO. JOYCE! JOYCE!

COME ON.

NOW THAT YOU'VE HAD A NIGHT OF SERIOUS REFLECTION,

I TRUST YOU'RE READY TO APOLOGIZE.

APOLOGIZE?

NO WAY. NOT NOW, NOT EVER.

I SPENT MY NIGHT IN JAIL,

I'LL PAY THE FINE, BUT I'M NEVER GONNA APOLOGIZE.

NOT GONNA GET AN APOLOGY FROM ME.

NO WAY.

YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.

I SENTENCE YOU TO ANOTHER NIGHT

OF SERIOUS REFLECTION.

AND AGAIN THE GAVEL FALLS.

YOU GOT IT.

YOUR HONOR, I WOULD LIKE TO DIRECT THE COURT'S ATTENTION

TO MS. JOYCE LONAGER.

I'M SURE THE COURT IS AWARE THAT THEY'VE EITHER GOT

TO CHARGE MS. LONAGER OR RELEASE HER

IF SHE HASN'T BEEN CHARGED WITHIN 24 HOURS.

ARE YOU NOW ACTING AS MS. LONAGER'S COUNSEL, TOO?

YES, I AM.

IT'S A SLOW LEARNING CURVE WITH YOU, ISN'T IT?

YOUR HONOR, I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE

THAT MS. LONAGER'S HUSBAND, MICHAEL TOSH,

MAY STILL BE ALIVE.

DO I HAVE PERMISSION TO APPROACH THE BENCH?

HIS REAL NAME IS MICHAEL WINDHAM.

HE IS A KNOWN CON--

WHY ARE YOU STILL WEARING THE HANDCUFFS?

SHERIFF BOYLE CANNOT FIND THE KEY,

THAT'S WHY.

THEY'RE IN THE TACKLE BOX.

MICHAEL WINDHAM IS A CON MAN.

I THINK HE MARRIED JOYCE FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE

OF GAINING ACCESS TO HER SAVINGS ACCOUNT

SO HE COULD STEAL HER MONEY.

WHICH INCIDENTALLY AND COINCIDENTALLY

HAPPENED YESTERDAY, WHICH IS 2 DAYS

AFTER THE MAN WAS SUPPOSEDLY MURDERED!

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ASK THE COURT

TO EITHER RELEASE JOYCE LONAGER

OR CHARGE HER,

AND I WOULD ALSO LIKE THE COURT'S PERMISSION

FOR ME TO USE MY PEOPLE HERE--

BRANDER-- BRANDER, COULD YOU--

BRANDER!

TO AID IN THE INVESTIGATION.

REQUEST TO ASSIST IN THE INVESTIGATION DENIED.

REQUEST FOR BAIL DENIED.

NEXT CASE.

WHY?

MICHAEL WINDHAM'S BODY WAS JUST FOUND FLOATING IN THE LAKE.

HE WAS DEAD, WASN'T HE?

OH, YES, SIR.

DEAD.

WHICH TAKING INTO ACCOUNT THAT THE DECEASED HAD

HOODWINKED HIS NEW BRIDE

ONLY ADDS FUEL TO THE CASE AGAINST MS. LONAGER

WHO NOW CLEARLY HAS A MOTIVE FOR MURDER.

BRANDER, I NEED YOU TO GET AHOLD OF JOE.

SEE IF YOU CAN FIND OUT WHO DRAINED JOYCE'S BANK ACCOUNT.

OH, YEAH, SEE IF WINDHAM EVER WORKED WITH A PARTNER.

YOU THINK YOU CAN STAY AWAKE THAT LONG BY THE WAY?

YES. I'M ON IT, SIR.

WHERE'S THE BODY?

OH, IT'S IN THE STORE ROOM

WITH ALL THE SODA POP AND STUFF.

I'D LIKE TO SEE IT NOW, PLEASE.

I DON'T THINK SO, SIR. YOU'RE SERVING TIME.

UH-HUH.

YOU EVER INVESTIGATED A MURDER, SHERIFF?

OH, NO.

I'M NOT REALLY A SHERIFF.

I'M A PUBLIC SERVICE OFFICER.

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THEY WON'T LET ME CARRY A GUN.

YEAH, BUT YOU GOT THE INSTINCT.

I MEAN, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A REAL COP.

YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT THE MAKINGS OF A COP.

I CAN TELL. I CAN SMELL IT.

I'M GOOD AT THIS SORT OF THING.

THE JUDGE WOULD TEAR ME A NEW ONE

IF HE KNEW I WAS HELPING YOU.

THAT REINCARNATION OF MUSSOLINI,

I'LL DEAL WITH HIM.

THAT'S EASIER SAID THAN DONE.

THE JUDGE IS A HARD, HARD MAN.

GOT A BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE THOUGH.

A WHAT?

WELL, I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK HE'S ALL BAD.

YOU GOT A CORONER IN THIS TOWN?

NO, ONE COMES DOWN TOMORROW FROM CEDARS, MONDAY LATEST.

NO, SEE THAT'S TOO LATE. THAT'S TOO LATE.

SEE, THE BODY WAS IN THE WATER FOR HOW LONG?

3 DAYS?

THAT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME FOR LARVAE AND PLANT LIFE

TO TAKE ROOT IN THERE.

WHEN YOU PULLED THAT BODY OUT OF THE COLD WATER,

YOU BROUGHT IT INTO THE WARMTH.

YOU CREATED A KIND OF HOT HOUSE,

SEE, AND THOSE LARVAE ARE JUST MULTIPLYING IN THERE.

AND THOSE LARVAE GOT UGLY, LITTLE, TINY LARVAE BABIES.

LITTLE, TINY LARVAE BABIES THAT ARE HUNGRY

AND THEY'RE JUST WAITING TO FEED.

AND WHAT DO THEY FEED ON?

THE BODY?

THE BODY. AND THE BODY IS?

EVIDENCE?

EVIDENCE! BOYLE...

GOD, YOU'RE SHARP!

NOW, COME ON. LET'S GET GOING.

[SIGHS] OK, I SUPPOSE.

COME ON.

Nancy: JOYCE LONAGER'S SAVINGS

WAS TRANSFERRED TO A VIRGINIA SAVINGS & LOAN

AND WITHDRAWN BY THIS WOMAN POSING AS JOYCE.

IS THERE ENOUGH FOR A MUG SHOT COMPARISON?

NO, AND THIS IS THE BEST SURVEILLANCE HAS TO OFFER.

I GOT A FRIEND WITH THE REDSKINS,

MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP US OUT.

THERE.

RIGHT THERE.

ALL RIGHT, I COUNT 4 KNIFE WOUNDS.

ALL BETWEEN THE SHOULDER BLADES AND NO SIGNS OF STRUGGLE.

YEAH. YEAH. LOOKS REAL EVEN THERE.

UH-HUH. WHEN YOU FOUND HIM...

WHAT WAS HE DRESSED IN?

P.J.s.

P.J.s? YEAH.

WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?

WELL, ATTACK COULD'VE HAPPENED IN HIS SLEEP,

LIKE JOYCE SAID.

AND SHE COULD'VE SLEPT THROUGH IT.

MM-HMM. OR SHE COULD'VE ATTACKED HIM WHILE THEY WERE SLEEPING.

YES, SIR. YEAH.

DID YOU SEAL OFF THE CRIME SCENE?

OH, YES, SIR.

WOULD YOU TAKE ME THERE?

COULD WE GO NOW?

YEAH.

KEVIN.

JAMES BANKS IS THE DRIVER.

HERE'S HIS PERSONNEL FILE.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE MORE DISCREET ABOUT HAVING THIS.

I CONVINCED WARTON TO GIVE IT UP.

YEAH, I BET YOU DID.

YOU KNOW, MY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN OVER EVERY INCH OF BANKS' PLACE.

YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.

NASTY.

YOU KNOW, SHE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE.

WE GOT A COMMON GOAL.

DO WE? 'CAUSE THE WAY I SEE IT,

OUR GOAL IS TO CATCH THIS GUY,

AND HER GOAL IS TO PROTECT HER COMPANY'S INTEREST

WHICH STOP AT RECOVERING THE MONEY.

YOU GOT TRUST ISSUES.

YEAH, WHATEVER.

HEY, TELL ME, WHY WOULD SOMEBODY ACTIVATE A CREDIT CARD

WHEN THEY'RE ABOUT TO GO UNDERGROUND?

PROBABLY SET UP A FAKE IDENTITY.

WHY DON'T WE CALL THE CREDIT CARD COMPANY? MAYBE THEY CAN HELP US OUT.

THANKS.

NEW CARD WAS USED THIS MORNING

AT A B&B IN HAMPSHIRE KNOLLS.

HE'S TRAVELING UNDER THE NAME FISHER.

MANAGER SAYS HE'S STILL REGISTERED.

HE'S IN A ROOM OUT BACK.

I'LL TAKE THE DOOR. YOU COVER THE BACK.

WHAT ROOM DID HE SAY HE WAS IN?

ROOM 7.

HEY.

HEY! MPD!

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

POLICE OFFICER! POLICE OFFICER!

EVERYTHING'S OK. EVERYTHING IS OK.

EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL.

[WOMAN CONTINUES SCREAMING]

[GUNSHOT] WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE? POLICE OFFICER!

IN PURSUIT OF A SUSPECT. DO NOT SHOOT.

SHOW YOURSELF! POLICE OFFICER IN PURSUIT OF A SUSPECT.

DON'T SHOOT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?

SHOW YOURSELF!

DROP YOUR WEAPON, SIR. DON'T SHOOT.

PUT YOUR WEAPON DOWN, SIR.

[TIRES SCREECH]

SIR, PUT IT DOWN!

SIR, DROP IT!

DROP IT!

ALL RIGHT, I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT.

Debreno: HE'S NOT GONNA TELL US WHERE THE LOOT IS.

WHY SHOULD HE? HIS FIRST OFFENSE, NO GUN USED,

WALTZ OUT OF JAIL A RICH MAN.

YOU OK? YEAH.

WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING? HEY...

WHAT IS THIS, SOCIAL HOUR? GET HIM OUTTA HERE.

SORRY TO INTERRUPT.

WE'VE BEEN USING FACIAL RECOGNITION FOR EVENT SECURITY

AT THE STADIUM FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS NOW.

OK, WE'RE LINKED.

YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO WORK WITH?

I JUST NEED SOME CLEAR NODAL POINTS.

MARK THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE EYES, WIDTH OF NOSE,

DEPTH OF EYE SOCKETS.

OK, CROSS THAT WITH YOUR DATABASE.

LORI KING. CHECK FRAUD, SOLICITATION, IDENTITY THEFT.

FERRIS, CROSSCHECK HER ARREST RECORD WITH MICHAEL WINDHAM'S.

ALL RIGHT, ARRESTED TWICE TOGETHER.

HIS PARTNER? MOST LIKELY.

SO, WHAT? SHE PULLED A DOUBLE-CROSS

AND MURDERED WINDHAM TO KEEP JOYCE'S MONEY FOR HER OWN?

WELL, NO. HE OBVIOUSLY GAVE HER THE BANK CODES.

SHE COULD'VE TAKEN ALL THE CASH AND SKIPPED.

WHY ARE YOU GONNA GO SO FAR AS TO MURDER YOUR PARTNER?

BECAUSE HE LOVED ME, STUPID.

THAT'S WHY SHE KILLED HIM? IT MAKES SENSE.

YOU KNOW, IT ALL STARTED OUT AS THIS BIG CON,

AND MICHAEL MET ME, AND I WASN'T LIKE THOSE OTHER WOMEN.

HE FELL IN LOVE. AND SO THIS WOMAN, THIS PARTNER,

SHE OBVIOUSLY KILLED MICHAEL BECAUSE SHE WAS INSANELY JEALOUS.

I'M IGNORING YOUR JUDGMENTAL SILENCE.

I WASN'T JUDGING YOU.

YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE, PHIL.

YOU KNOW, AND MAYBE IF YOU WERE MORE IN TOUCH WITH YOUR FEELINGS,

YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT LOVE LOOKED LIKE, TOO.

LOVE? LOVE? YOU BARELY KNEW THIS GUY A WEEK BEFORE YOU MARRIED HIM.

NO! YOU WERE JEALOUS.

WHAT? I CAME TO FLATLAKE TO BREAK UP WITH YOU!

YEAH? WHY?

I DON'T KNOW.

YEAH, BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE A BIT MUCH.

ALL RIGHT? I JUST WANTED TO DATE, AND YOU--

YOU WANTED THIS BIG LOVE AFFAIR THING.

I KNOW I WANTED TO BE WITH YOU.

SO, WHAT WERE YOU LOOKING FOR, PHIL, IF IT WASN'T ME?

YOU KNOW, YOUR HEART HAS A CAGE AROUND IT,

AND I HAD THE KEY.

HEY, I FORGOT HOW MUCH YOU LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC.

COUNTRY MUSIC SPEAKS THE PLAIN TRUTH.

AND THE PLAIN TRUTH ABOUT YOU, PHIL,

IS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IN LOVE.

AND YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T REMOVE ANYTHING.

NO, SIR.

YOU'RE SURE?

ABSOLUTELY.

NO SIGNS OF FORCED ENTRY, IS THERE?

OH, AND THAT'S NOT WINDOW GLASS THERE.

UH, THEY THREW THEIR SHOT GLASSES INTO THE FIREPLACE.

FOR GOOD LUCK. REALLY?

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SWEEP SOME OF THAT UP.

WE CAN GET SOME PRINTS THEN.

OH...

BOYLE. BOYLE. HANG ON, CHIEF.

THE HANDCUFFS ARE GETTING OLD, BOYLE.

YEAH. SORRY, CHIEF.

THERE WE GO.

I'M SORRY, CHIEF.

YEAH.

JUST DO--

JUST LEAVE IT.

JEEZ...ALL RIGHT.

NOBODY SIGNED THE CARD.

DID JOYCE SAY WHO SENT IT?

DAMN IT! WHY DIDN'T I ASK?

COME ON, BOYLE.

IS THERE A GIFT SHOP IN TOWN?

OH, NO. IT MUST'VE BEEN DRIVEN DOWN FROM CEDARS.

ALL RIGHT, AND SHE ALSO SAID 2 ADULTS

GOT DRUNK AND PASSED OUT ON--

WHAT IS THAT? ABOUT 5 OUNCES OF SCOTCH?

YOU THINK THEY WERE DRUGGED?

I WANNA GET THIS TO A FORENSICS LAB.

OH, NEAREST ONE'S IN CEDARS.

DARBY'S LOUNGE.

SECOND AND MAIN.

YEAH. YOU TAKE ME THERE?

YOU BET. OK.

AND WE'RE GONNA NEED AN AX TO SEPARATE THESE CUFFS.

YEAH, UH...

WELL, LET'S JUST GET ME...

SEE WHAT WE CAN DO. GETTING OLD.

AFTERNOON.

HEY, YOUR HONOR. HOW YOU DOING?

COME ON IN. CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?

NO, SIR. NOT FOR ME, THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT. COULD I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

FEEL FREE.

WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT OF JAIL?!

CHIEF--

WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE DOING OUT OF LOCKUP?

CHIEF MANNION IS AIDING IN THE MURDER INVESTIGATION.

OH, I SEE. EXCUSE ME.

NO, HE ISN'T.

HE IS NOT AIDING-- THIS IS NOT... WHERE HE WORKS.

THIS IS NOT HIS, UH...

JURISDICTION. JURISDICTION.

HOW ARE YOU DOING, HOWIE? GOOD. HOW'S CUJ?

NEVER BETTER. COULD I HAVE A COASTER, PLEASE, HOWIE?

YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?

YEAH, WE SPENT AN EVENING THIS SUMMER,

TALKING ABOUT BAR OWNER LIABILITY.

CHIEF, HERE, EASED MY MIND.

TALKED ME INTO ORDERING THESE DRUG TESTING COASTERS.

YOU SEE, MY ABLE ASSISTANT, IF I MAY?

THIS HAPPENS TO BE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH FROM THE CABIN,

WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS A MURDER SCENE.

NOW, IF THERE'S ANY GHBs OR KETAMINES PRESENT

IN THIS SCOTCH... THOSE ARE KNOCKOUT DRUGS.

YEAH.

THEN THEY WILL SHOW UP AS A BLUE STAIN ON THIS COASTER.

BOYLE, WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE CUFFS?

THE KEYS WERE NOT IN THE TACKLE BOX.

I'M SORRY, DAD, I KNOW I'M JUST HALF A COP, BUT I'M STILL HALF COP.

WAIT A MINUTE. DAD?

I THOUGHT YOUR LAST NAME WAS BOYLE, BOYLE.

OH, IT'S MY FIRST NAME. BOYLE BEERS.

HE'S MY FIRSTBORN. UH...

DANNY.

DANNY HERE IS MY SECOND.

DAD, CHIEF AND I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE

THAT JOYCE WAS DRUGGED THE NIGHT OF THE MURDER.

YEAH.

AND THIS PROVES IT.

OH, THAT IS AWESOME!

HEY, TEMPLE, WARTON SECURITY IS DROPPING CHARGES.

WHAT?

THEY'RE DROPPING CHARGES.

THE GUY'S GONNA WALK IN EXCHANGE FOR RETURNING THE MONEY.

COMPANY WANTS TO SAVE FACE. THEY DON'T WANT A PUBLIC TRIAL.

THEY CAN'T DO THAT.

HEY, I'M SURE YOUR GIRLFRIEND APPRECIATED THE EFFORT.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

TEMPLE. IT'S DONE.

I ALMOST GOT MY HEAD BLOWN OFF TRYING TO CATCH THIS GUY.

YOU'VE GOT TO PROSECUTE HIM.

SORRY, DETECTIVE. NO CHARGES, NO CASE.

BELIEVE ME, I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT, EITHER.

YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN. NO.

YOU PLAYED ME! NO!

I TRIED TO BLOCK THE DEAL.

STOP FEEDING ME THAT LINE.

YOU HAVE SHOWN ME YOUR TRUE COLORS.

WHY DON'T WE WALK YOU OUT, RENEE?

NO. I'M OK.

FOLLOW YOUR LAWYER'S ADVICE.

WALK HER ON OUT OF HERE. WALK HER OUT.

WALK HER OUT OF MY FACE, AS FAR AWAY FROM ME AS POSSIBLE.

ATTRACTION DROPS?

ARE PEOPLE REALLY THAT STUPID?

I SHOULD'VE SOLD MAGIC BEANS FOR A LIVING.

WELL, YOU SEE, I THINK EVERYBODY HAS A FANTASY THAT THEY LIKE TO CLING TO.

YEAH.

WELL, TIME IS MY FANTASY.

I LIKE TO THINK THAT TIME WOULDN'T CHANGE THIS TOWN.

THAT TIME WOULDN'T ERODE ITS BEAUTY OR CORRUPT ITS GOODNESS.

I GUESS SOMETIMES I GO TOO FAR IN PROTECTING THAT FANTASY.

YEAH. LIKE LOCKING ME UP FOR A MINOR VIOLATION.

THING IS, WE HAD A MURDER IN MY TOWN THIS WEEK,

AND IT KIND OF SHOOK ME UP.

I GUESS MURDER DOESN'T BOTHER A GUY LIKE YOU, HUH?

NO, IT DOES. SURE, IT DOES.

YOU SEE ONE, IT BOTHERS YOU ALL THE TIME, EVERY TIME.

WELL, ANYWAY, SORRY I LOCKED YOU UP.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

YEAH, I AM. WELL, NO, YOU'RE NOT.

I SAID I'M SORRY. I DON'T THINK YOU ARE SORRY.

I SAID I'M SORRY I LOCKED YOU UP.

YEAH.

I GOT IT. I'VE GOT IT.

I'LL GET IT.

I'VE GOT THE CHECK.

I JUST WANNA ASK YOU ONE THING IN RETURN.

WHAT'S THAT?

CATCH THIS KILLER.

I'LL TRY.

WE HIT A WALL IN OUR SEARCH FOR WINDHAM'S PARTNER, LORI KING.

WHAT ABOUT THE AD IN THE MAGAZINE?

A DEAD END.

THE AD WAS PAID FOR WITH A STOLEN CREDIT CARD.

ALL RIGHT, WINDHAM'S CON WAS WORKING WITH LONELY WOMEN.

MAYBE HIS PARTNER DID THE OPPOSITE THING.

SHE WORKED WITH LONELY MEN.

WE'LL CHECK IT OUT.

WE FOUND 8 DIFFERENT MAGAZINES

WITH 6 DIFFERENT ADVERTISEMENTS.

ALL THE NUMBERS ARE SEQUENTIAL.

READY?

REMEMBER, YOU'RE A LOST, LONELY MAN LOOKING FOR LOVE.

[LAUGHS]

LAUGH, I'M WORKING HERE.

Woman: YOU'VE REACHED BOTTLED SEX. MY NAME'S DONNA. CAN I HELP YOU?

YEAH, DONNA, UM, I'M CALLING ABOUT YOUR AD.

I WANNA ORDER A BOTTLE.

Donna: YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

PHIL.

PHIL WAINWRIGHT.

Donna: PHIL, MY COMPUTER'S DOWN.

IT SHOULD BE UP ANY SECOND. DO YOU MIND WAITING?

NO PROBLEM.

Donna: HAVING TROUBLE FINDING LOVE, HUH?

OBVIOUSLY.

Donna: DON'T FEEL EMBARRASSED, PHIL.

EVERYONE STRUGGLES TO FIND LOVE.

I KNOW I'VE HAD MY SHARE OF DISAPPOINTMENTS.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A WOMAN, PHIL?

WELL, I GUESS I'M LOOKING FOR A COMPANION.

FRIEND. BEAUTY. WELL, YOU KNOW, AT LEAST BEAUTIFUL TO ME, ANYWAY.

YOU KNOW, A WOMAN WHO ADORES ME AS MUCH AS I ADORE HER.

YEAH, LIKE A LINGERIE MODEL WHO, YOU KNOW, KNOWS TAI KWON DO.

Donna: WHAT KIND OF WORK DO YOU DO, PHIL?

Phil: UH, I OWN A BAR, CALLED THE CORONET IN D.C.

Donna: OH, YOU OWN A BAR. YOU MUST BE DOING WELL.

YOU WON'T BE LONELY LONG.

I'LL--I'LL BE QUICK.

GOOD.

I DIDN'T USE YOU, TEMPLE, I SWEAR.

I DIDN'T KNOW WARTON'S SECURITY WAS GONNA MAKE THAT DEAL.

AND I FOUGHT THEM ON IT, I DID.

BUT IN THE END, IT WAS OUT OF MY HANDS.

THANKS FOR KEEPING IT QUICK.

HEY.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

YOU WANT ME TO QUIT MY JOB IN PROTEST?

YES.

YOU'RE A COP.

YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, KNOW THE WORLD

IS MUCH MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT.

MAYBE. BUT YOU EITHER TRUST SOMEBODY, OR YOU DON'T.

DID WHAT HAPPEN BETWEEN US REALLY MEAN THAT MUCH TO YOU?

DID I MEAN THAT MUCH TO YOU?

BECAUSE IF I DID, THIS IS A LOUSY WAY OF SHOWING IT.

YEAH, I KNOW.

I'M CALLING IT QUITS TONIGHT.

I HAVEN'T HAD A FEMALE CUSTOMER IN OVER AN HOUR.

AH, MAYBE SHE'LL SHOW TOMORROW.

THE STORY OF MY LIFE.

NIGHT, NANCE.

SEE YA.

[THUNK]

THE WHAT?

AW, GIVE ME A BREAK. GAH!

OH, MY GOD!

I'M SO SORRY. I THOUGHT I COULD MAKE THE TURN.

YEAH. ARE YOU OK?

YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT? WE BETTER EXCHANGE INSURANCE STUFF.

OH, DO WE HAVE TO USE INSURANCE?

'CAUSE RATES WILL GO THROUGH THE ROOF.

I'M PAULA.

HI, PAULA. PHIL.

YOUR HANDS ARE SO WARM.

THAT'S A SIGN OF A GOOD SOUL.

YEAH? LORI KING, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

YOU'RE A COP?

YEAH. SO MUCH FOR THE GOOD SOUL, HUH?

HEY. OH!

GET OFF ME!

OH, PLEASE.

DON'T MOVE!

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

LORI KING MURDERED MICHAEL WITH THE HELP OF AN ACCOMPLICE.

YEAH, NEW BEAU, DOUG CROSS.

THE JERK THAT ALMOST TOOK MY HEAD OFF LAST NIGHT.

HIS PRINTS WERE FOUND ON THE DELIVERY BASKET.

HIS LAWYER'S ALREADY TALKING A PLEA BARGAIN.

HE'S READY TO TURN EVIDENCE ON KING.

THAT'S SOME BOYFRIEND.

GREAT JOB.

UH, DEPUTY CHIEF, SIR.

I WAS HOPING TO TAKE A LONG WEEKEND.

I GOT SOME PERSONAL BUSINESS I NEED TO DEAL WITH.

ALL RIGHT, PHIL. HOW'S YOUR HEAD?

IT'S CLEAR.

IT'S CLEAR, SIR. THANK YOU.

YEAH, UH, JUDGE BEERS, JACK MANNION HERE.

UM, RIGHT.

CALLING ABOUT THE HANDCUFF PROBLEM.

LISTEN, HAVING TROUBLE FINDING A KEY?

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE A CUSTOM JOB.

MY, UH...THIRD BOY ROB IS A VERY TALENTED MACHINIST.

MAKES A WICKED PIZZA, TOO.

CHIEF, BOYLE. UH, YEAH, I RECOMMEND YOU TRY A HACKSAW AND VASELINE.

I THINK THE COMBINATION, YOU MIGHT HAVE SOME LUCK THERE.

YEAH, THANKS, BOYLE.

GIVE. LISTEN, MANNION,

I HAVEN'T RECEIVED ANY PAYMENT ON THAT TICKET YET.

WELL, DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH.

BETTER YET, DO.

Judge: LISTEN, MANNION, DON'T GET SMART WITH ME.

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD, OUR MOTTO AROUND HERE

IS DEEP WATERS, DEEP PEOPLE, AND YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE.

YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE DEEPLY CONFUSED

IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA PAY FOR A FINE I DIDN'T COMMIT.

OH, YOU ARE WAY OUT OF ORDER!

YOU HAVE MADE YOURSELF AN ENEMY.

AND DON'T BE FOOLED BY MY SIZE EITHER.

I WAS IN THE WAR. I WAS IN KOREA,

AND I'VE HANDLED A LOT SHORTER PEOPLE THAN YOU, I'LL TELL YOU THAT.

YES. I WAS IN THE MILITARY POLICE...

ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?

I WAS VERY CLOSE TO...

YEAH, YEAH.

I WAS--HELLO? HELLO? HELLO?

LISTEN, I'M STARTING TO THINK

MAYBE THE HACKSAW AND THE VASELINE ISN'T SUCH A BAD IDEA.

ALL RIGHT. HELLO?

HELLO? HUH?

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