Original subtitles

WHAT'VE WE GOT?

FEMALE, LATE 20s, MULTIPLE STAB WOUNDS.

BUT THERE'S NO BLOOD ON THE CONCRETE.

SO SHE WAS PROBABLY KILLED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED HERE.

YEAH. SOMEBODY'S TRYING TO PUT ON A SHOW.

COME ON. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE RESPECT FOR THE DEAD?

TEMPLE, CALL DISPATCH. GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

GET ME A TARP.

COME ON.

VULTURES.

[REPORTERS CLAMORING]

BACK UP! BACK UP! BACK UP!

ASK QUESTIONS LIKE YOU GOT SOME SENSE.

ALL RIGHT? YOU WANT THE NEWS,

OR DO YOU WANT TO MAKE IT UP YOURSELVES?

[SHOUTING]

DEPUTY CHIEF WANTS YOU TO GO ROUND BACK.

SKIP THE GAUNTLET. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

OH, WHAT HAPPENED TO CUJO?

HE'S GOT A CUT THAT WON'T HEAL 'CAUSE HE WON'T STOP LICKING IT.

HEY, I WOULDN'T WANT YOUR JOB TODAY.

LET ME SEE.

IS THAT CONTAGIOUS?

NO. IT'S A LICKING PROBLEM.

HE'S GOT A CUT THAT WON'T HEAL.

TAKE A LOOK AT THAT. YEAH.

JOE, I'M TELLING YOU, THE PRESS VULTURES ARE OUT THERE.

I TRIED TO RUN A FEW OF THEM OVER, THERE'S MORE COMING.

THAT WAS FAXED OVER BY THE TIMES.

THIS GUY'S CLAIMING CREDIT FOR THE JANE DOE IN THE CIRCLE.

"JUPITER."

D.C.'s HOMEGROWN SERIAL KILLER.

GUY KILLED 11 PEOPLE, 1985.

ALL RANDOM, NO PATTERN.

BLACK, WHITE, MALE, FEMALE, FROM CABBIES TO COEDS.

THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE KILLING STOPPED.

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CBS PRODUCTIONS AND CBS, INC.

IT APPEARS THE JUPITER KILLER

HAS STRUCK AGAIN.

THIS TIME HIS VICTIM, A YOUNG WOMAN

BRUTALLY STABBED AND VIRTUALLY DRAINED OF BLOOD.

WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THIS STUFF?

THE AUTOPSY HASN'T EVEN BEGUN YET.

WELL, LEAKS FROM C.S.U.

UNSUBSTANTIATED.

TRUST THE PRESS TO LEAVE EVERY STONE UNTURNED, JOE.

Newsanchor: FOR MORE ON THIS BREAKING STORY,

LET'S GO LIVE NOW TO MARTHA ANDERSON,

STANDING BY WITH AN INTERVIEW FOR US.

CONNIE, I'M SPEAKING WITH BILLY NEVINS,

LEAD DETECTIVE ON THE JUPITER CASE IN '85.

MR. NEVINS, YOU PROBABLY KNOW THE MIND OF THIS KILLER BETTER THAN ANYONE.

WHAT SIGNAL'S HE SENDING, BLEEDING HIS VICTIM DRY?

YOU WORKED WITH NEVINS BEFORE?

FOR 8 YEARS. HE'S A REAL SHOWBOATER.

HE LOVED THE PRESS, AND THE PRESS LOVED HIM.

IN ONE CASE, HE CUT OFF THE EARS, AND THE NEXT ONE, PAINT THE TOENAILS.

BUT HE'D ALWAYS LEAVE A MARK OF SYMBOLIC IMPORTANCE.

ANY GOOD?

ONE OF THE BEST.

YEAH?

[NEVINS CONTINUES]

Newsanchor: THE HEADLINES THAT FRIGHTENED

AND RIVETED THE ATTENTION OF AN ENTIRE NATION.

AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.

AFTERNOON, CHIEF. AFTERNOON, CHIEF.

ALL RIGHT, JUPITER IS REALLY 2 CASES.

WE'VE GOT THE JANE DOE, WHICH WE'RE WORKING ON,

AND THEN WE GOT THE COLD CASE,

17 YEARS. WE GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO SOLVE

ONE OF THIS CITY'S OLDEST MYSTERIES.

THIS IS THE WAR ROOM FROM NOW ON.

EVERYBODY SHARE YOUR NEWS, YOUR VIEWS, AND YOUR CLUES.

WE'RE GOING TO THE MATTRESSES.

HEY. [WOLF WHISTLE]

WHOO! WHOO!

DETECTIVE PARRAS.

MAY I SAY HOW LOVELY YOU LOOK?

AND WELCOME.

JOE?

AT THE TIME OF THE '85 KILLINGS,

WE HAD 3 PRINCIPAL SUSPECTS.

THIS IS WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE NOW.

JAMES MATTHEWS,

OSCAR NELSON,

AND ANDERSON HESS.

ALL 3 DROVE THE SAME AUTO I.D.ed AS JUPITER.

ALL 3 HAD CONNECTIONS TO ONE OR MORE OF THE VICTIMS.

JUPITER HUNTER, I PICKED IT UP ON THE WAY IN.

DETAILS ALL THE CASES, THE PLAYERS, AND THE THEORIES.

Mannion: DOES IT NOW?

AND IT SAYS IN THERE THAT THE CHIEF HERE

WORKED ON THE CASE.

EVERY COP IN D.C. WORKED ON THIS CASE.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S CONCENTRATE ON THESE 3 FELLOWS.

LET'S TRY TO BRING 'EM IN.

MY GUESS IS ONE OF THEM'S BEEN KEEPING A SECRET FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.

TEMPLE, DEBRENO, GET TO THE MORGUE AND FIND OUT

ABOUT THAT AUTOPSY REPORT BEFORE I HEAR ABOUT IT ON THE NEWS.

HAVE YOU AUTHENTICATED THE LETTER YET?

IT'S STUCK IN THE LAB.

JACK? YEAH.

I THINK WE SHOULD BRING NEVINS IN TO CONSULT.

HE KNOWS MORE ABOUT THE CASE THAN ANYONE.

AM I TO TAKE YOUR SILENCE FOR A NO?

JOE, I WAS WORKING TRANSIT IN '77 IN NEW YORK,

AND ME AND MY PARTNER ARE GETTING SOME AIR, RIGHT?

THIS WOMAN RUNS UP TO US, SCREAMING THAT 2 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SHOT.

WE GET OVER THERE, AND THE GIRL WAS ALREADY DEAD,

BUT HER BOYFRIEND WAS STILL ALIVE,

SO WE KEPT GIVING HIM C.P.R. UNTIL THE MEDICS ARRIVED.

HE DIED IN THE HOSPITAL A COUPLE HOURS LATER.

THERE WAS A LETTER IN THE CAR FROM THE KILLER.

SON OF SAM.

AND I REMEMBERED HOW THE MOOD IN THE CITY CHANGED FROM PANIC TO RELIEF

WHEN THE P.D. NABBED BERKOWITZ

AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN BECAME THIS MORBID FASCINATION.

I'M IN A PACKED SUBWAY, AND STARING BACK AT ME

FROM THE FRONT PAGE OF EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THAT CAR IS BERKOWITZ.

HE'S GRINNING. HE'S LOVING THE FAME.

SO THE SON OF SAM LAW PREVENTS THESE CRIMINALS FROM PROFITING FROM THEIR CRIMES.

BUT THE COPS WORKING THE CASES,

THE LAWYERS DEFENDING THESE KILLERS,

IT DOESN'T STOP THEM FROM GETTING RICH OFF THE SUFFERING OF THE VICTIMS.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

NOW THAT PISSES ME OFF.

JACK, NEVINS KNOWS MORE ABOUT THIS CASE THAN ANY OF US.

WE'D BE BAD COPS WE DON'T USE HIM AS A RESOURCE.

I NEED HIM.

I'LL VOUCH FOR HIM.

ALL RIGHT.

HI, JACK!

I HOPE THAT YOU DON'T MIND.

I TOLD YOUR ASSISTANT

THAT I FELT FAINT AND I HAD HER GET ME SOME WATER,

AND THEN I SNUCK IN.

IT'S CLEVER, HUH?

MY GOD! IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

HI. HEY...GOOD.

YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY. UH, YOU--

JOYCE LONAGER. CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA.

I OWN THE LAUNDROMAT WITH THE SHOWER,

YOU RODE IN ON YOUR HARLEY CAKED IN MUD.

AND I GAVE YOU, YOUR DOG, AND YOUR BIKE A FRESH WASH.

THE WRITER.

YEAH.

OK. I AM TAKING A BREAK FROM CHILDREN'S BOOKS.

I'M GOING GRITTY FOR A CHANGE, AND I'M STARTING A CRIME NOVEL.

AND YOU SAID THAT IF I EVER WANTED A BEHIND-THE-SCENES LOOK AT THE COP WORLD

THAT YOU WOULD HELP.

HMPH. JOYCE, WE'RE BUSY AND THERE'S A BIG CASE HERE--

JUPITER!

OH, IT JUST GIVES ME CHILLS KNOWING THAT HE'S BACK.

SO, ANYWAY, HERE I AM.

YOUR SHADOW!

YOUR...

BRANDER!

I WANT YOU TO MEET JOYCE.

JOYCE, THIS IS SERGEANT PHIL BRANDER.

BRANDER'S ONE OF OUR BEST.

HE'LL TAKE YOU ON SOME RIDE-ALONGS,

SHOW YOU THE ROPES, WHAT REAL COPS DO,

THAT SORT OF THING. GOOD LUCK. THANK YOU.

OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

YEAH, I REALLY LOVE WHAT YOU GUYS DO,

JUST KEEPING US SAFE AND ALL.

OH, IT MUST BE THRILLING.

OH, IT HAS ITS MOMENTS.

SO YOU WORKING THE JUPITER CASE?

UH, NO, THAT WOULD BE THE DETECTIVE DEPARTMENT.

YOU'RE NOT A DETECTIVE?

NO.

LOTS OF HINKY STUFF GOING ON WITH YOUR JANE DOE.

KNIFE WOUNDS WERE INFLICTED AFTER DEATH.

MY GUESS WAS THAT SHE WAS ASPHYXIATED FIRST, THEN STABBED.

KNOWING THAT, I STARTED LOOKING FOR SIGNS OF ASPHYXIATION,

SPECIFICALLY PETECHIAE, TINY BROKEN CAPILLARY BLOOD VESSELS IN THE EYE,

AND THAT'S WHEN I FOUND THIS.

IS THAT A STOMACH TURNER OR WHAT?

JUPITER REMOVED HER CORNEA.

WITH THE SKILLS OF A SURGEON.

AUTOPSY CONFIRMS SHE WAS STABBED AFTER SHE DIED.

WHICH MEANS WE STILL DON'T KNOW THE CAUSE OF DEATH.

TOXICOLOGY MIGHT BE ABLE TO GIVE US AN ANSWER.

FERRIS, CROSSCHECK ALL THE UNSOLVED MURDERS

IN THE PAST 17 YEARS.

SEE IF WE COME UP WITH A MATCH.

I'M BETTING JUPITER'S A WOMAN.

BASED ON?

THEY HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO CAPTURE HER YET.

THAT'S BECAUSE WOMEN ARE SMARTER THAN MEN.

I NEVER MET A GUY THAT I WASN'T LIKE, 10 TIMES SMARTER THAN.

OH, WELL, DON'T I SUDDENLY FEEL STUPID?

HA HA HA!

WELL, I'M SURE YOU'RE BRAVE.

IS THIS WHAT YOU DO?

OHH, JUST DRIVE AROUND IN MIND-NUMBING CIRCLES

FOR HOURS ON END?

IT'S CALLED PATROLLING.

UHH...

SO WHAT IS THIS BOOK YOU'RE WRITING ABOUT?

TOUGH-AS-NAILS FEMALE DETECTIVE

WHO'S SASSY LIKE ME,

AND SHE USES HER STREET SMARTS TO CRACK BIG CASES.

YOU EVER CRACKED ANY BIG CASES?

I'M NOT A DETECTIVE. DETECTIVES CRACK CASES.

AM I GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR STOMACH GRUMBLING ALL DAY?

I'M ON A JUICE FAST.

IT TENDS TO UPSET MY SYSTEM.

UHH!

YOU KNOW, I WAS REALLY HOPING, LIKE, FOR SOME ACTION

ON THIS RIDE-ALONG!

WELL, MAYBE IF WE'RE LUCKY, BEFORE THE DAY IS OUT,

SOMEONE WILL TAKE A SHOT AT YOU.

WE CAN CHECK ONE SUSPECT OFF OUR LIST.

I CHECKED THE DATABASE.

OSCAR NELSON DIED 2 YEARS AGO.

OK, WHERE DO WE STAND ON MATTHEWS?

HE'S BEEN WORKING IN A PRINT SHOP OFF EMBASSY ROAD

TILL LATE LAST MONTH,

SAME TIME HE SKIPPED OUT ON HIS APARTMENT

OWING HALF A YEAR BACK RENT.

HOW ABOUT HESS?

WE'VE GOT ONE OF OUR CARS FOLLOWING HIM.

THIS IS COMSTAT? PRETTY FANCY!

JOE, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. GOOD TO SEE YOU.

WE'RE GONNA CATCH THE BASTARD THIS TIME, RIGHT?

WE SURE AS HELL ARE GONNA TRY, HUH?

Joe: CHIEF MANNION, MR. NEVINS.

CHIEF, IT'S MY PLEASURE.

JUST CALL ME BILLY,

AND IT'S JACK, RIGHT?

DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT HERE.

PLEASE, CONTINUE.

JOE?

THE FBI SAID THE LETTER WAS MAILED AT FOREST HEIGHTS.

AS WE ALL KNOW, JUPITER AVOIDED DETECTION

BY USING PUBLIC MAILBOXES.

NOW, IN THIS 2-SQUARE MILE AREA,

WE'VE GOT 7 MAILBOXES.

SO IF WE COORDINATE THE STAKEOUTS,

WE MIGHT HAVE A GOOD SHOT AT CATCHING THE GUY.

I WOULDN'T EVEN BOTHER.

JUPITER NEVER REPEATS HIMSELF.

WELL, I THINK WE CAN AGREE, CAN'T WE, BILLY,

THAT WHATEVER WE ASSUMED ABOUT JUPITER'S BEHAVIOR IN THE PAST,

THAT DIDN'T HELP CATCH HIM, RIGHT?

SO, IF IT'S OK WITH YOU,

HOW ABOUT SOME NEW TACTICS?

PLEASE.

CONTINUE WITH THE SURVEILLANCE, ALL RIGHT?

SURVEILLANCE.

THE LETTER.

BILLY, THAT LETTER HASN'T BEEN AUTHENTICATED.

IT'S REAL. IT'S REAL. SEE THESE SLASHES HERE?

THESE SLASHES, THAT'S HIS BODY COUNT,

AND HE'S GOT 12.

HE INCLUDES YOUR JANE DOE.

I DON'T SEE HOW THAT ELIMINATES

THE POSSIBILITY OF A COPYCAT.

THE SLASHES.

WE NEVER RELEASED THAT INFO TO THE PUBLIC.

WELL, LOOK, IT'S BEEN QUITE A FEW YEARS, RIGHT, BILLY?

I MEAN, IT COULD HAVE LEAKED OUT.

I DOUBT THAT VERY MUCH.

WE KEPT A REAL TIGHT LID ON THIS CASE, RIGHT JOE?

AND I PURPOSELY DID NOT ALLOW IT IN MY BOOK.

NOW LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING ELSE.

SEE THIS PHRASE HERE?

"AS I STOOD OVER HER BODY,

UNDER THE LIGHT OF A DESPONDENT MOON..."

WHY IS HE BEING SO DESCRIPTIVE?

HE'S TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.

HE'S TRYING TO GIVE US A CLUE

AS TO WHEN HIS NEXT HIT'S GONNA BE.

A DESPONDENT MOON?

UNHAPPY...SAD...

BLUE... BLUE.

BLUE MOON.

IT'S WHEN 2 FULL MOONS OCCUR

IN THE SAME CALENDAR MONTH. FERRIS...

AND WHEN MIGHT THAT BE?

IN 2 NIGHTS.

THAT'S WHEN YOUR NEXT KILL WILL BE.

Kevin: CHERYL DOLENS, KILLED IN 1985,

AND OUR JANE DOE FOUND YESTERDAY.

VICTIMS 8 AND 12--

SO FAR, THE ONLY 2 KILLINGS

THAT BEAR THE MOST RESEMBLANCE.

BOTH YOUNG, WHITE, BOTH GIRLS STABBED.

HE SLICED OFF A HANDFUL OF HAIR FROM ONE,

REMOVED THE CORNEA FROM THE OTHER.

Jack: YEAH.

THAT LAST DETAIL DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOUR BOY.

DOES IT, BILLY?

THAT KIND OF SURGERY TAKES A LOT OF TIME.

HE'S GOT TO SPEND HOURS WITH THE BODY,

AND TIME MEANS MORE MISTAKES.

JUPITER'S NOT THE KIND OF GUY

THAT MAKES MISTAKES, IS HE?

HE'S JUST TRYING TO STEER US IN A WRONG DIRECTION

AND LEAD US ON A DEAD-END CHASE.

IT'S ONE OF THESE 2 GUYS. EITHER HESS OR MATTHEWS.

YEAH. WELL, THEY'RE IN OUR SIGHTS.

THEN LET'S GET A WARRANT AND PICK THEM BOTH CLEAN.

THERE'S ONLY ONE DAY LEFT BEFORE A BLUE MOON.

FIRST WE FIND THEM, THEN MAYBE WE FIND THE EVIDENCE,

AND THEN MAYBE WE LOCK 'EM UP.

I MEAN, HOW LONG WERE YOU A COP?

I BROUGHT THE BALL TO THE ONE YARD LINE, MANNION.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WALK IT IN.

IT'S MATTHEWS OR HESS.

WELL, THANKS FOR THE HANDOFF, BILLY.

CAN WE BE A LITTLE PATIENT,

MAKE SURE WE'RE HEADED FOR THE RIGHT END ZONE?

Radio news anchor: OUR VIEWERS OPINIONS: WHERE DO YOU RANK JUPITER

AMONG THE MOST NOTORIOUS SERIAL KILLERS OF ALL TIME?

GIVE US A CALL.

IS THERE ANY WAY TO HURRY THAT UP?

HEY, YOU WANTED TO SEE THE REAL COP WORLD.

WELL, THIS IS THE REAL COP WORLD.

FILLING OUT MILEAGE REPORTS AND PAPERWORK.

HERE.

HEY, COLLINS, COULD YOU TURN THAT DOWN, PLEASE?

HELLO, DETECTIVE.

HI!

I'M JOYCE. A FRIEND OF CHIEF MANNION'S.

IS THERE ANY WAY THAT I COULD RIDE

WITH YOU THIS AFTERNOON?

UH... I'M, UH...

SHE'S TRADING UP.

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ACTION IN MY DULL WORLD.

THE TRUTH IS OFFICER BRANDER AND I,

WE DON'T REALLY GET ALONG.

HE'S SURLY.

WELL, SORRY, JOYCE,

I'M ON A CASE.

FIGURED IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME

BEFORE THE COPS CAME AROUND SNIFFING.

CONVINCED THEY'D FIND THE BODIES

STACKED LIKE FIREWOOD.

WE NEED SOME ACCOUNTING OF YOUR WHEREABOUTS

OVER THE LAST 7 DAYS, MR. HESS.

MR. HESS? YOU MUST BE NEW.

BE NICE. ANSWER THE LADY'S QUESTION.

I WAS IN FLORIDA FOR 2 WEEKS ON VACATION.

I GOT BACK YESTERDAY.

NOW THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU ASK ME

TO SHOW YOU PROOF.

I HEAR BILLY NEVINS IS BACK.

TELL HIM I SAID "HI."

AND I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY ROYALTY CHECK.

FROM HIS BOOK?

HE HAD 3 WHOLE CHAPTERS SPINNING TALES

ABOUT WHAT A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER I PROBABLY WAS.

KEY BISCAYNE.

WE'RE GONNA NEED TO TAKE THESE.

MAKE COPIES.

PLEASE BRING 'EM BACK.

[CHUCKLES] WHAT AM I SAYING?

YOU'RE GONNA DO WHAT YOU ALWAYS DO:

SET FIRE TO MY LIFE.

SKIP THE APOLOGY LETTER, HUH?

IT WOULD BE HELPFUL IF YOU COULD PROVIDE US WITH SOME RECEIPTS?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

GOOD.

Nancy: HESS'S ALIBI CHECKS OUT.

I FAXED HIS PHOTO TO THE MANAGER

OF THE HOTEL WHERE HE STAYED.

HE CONFIRMED HE'D BEEN IN FLORIDA THE LAST 2 WEEKS.

CAREFUL.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

OH, YEAH.

YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS CONE THING'S, LIKE, INTERFERING

WITH HIS SENSE OF SMELL AND HEARING.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE BLOCKING RADAR OR SOMETHING.

UH-HUH. YEAH.

HOW'S MATTHEWS? WHAT ABOUT HIM?

WELL, THERE'S REASON TO BELIEVE

HE'S STILL IN THE CITY.

HIS CAR WAS TICKETED IN GEORGETOWN ON TUESDAY.

I HAVE AN APB OUT ON THE VEHICLE.

THAT A GIRL. OK, TIME FOR OUR PILL.

HEY, ANY IDEA WHAT'S UP WITH CUJO?

YOU'RE THE DETECTIVE. YOU FIGURE IT OUT.

HI... DETECTIVE.

YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO HEAR WE'VE BEEN ASSIGNED

TO THE JUPITER CASE.

YEAH, WE'RE LOOKING FOR THIS CAR.

COOL! OK. ALL RIGHT.

IF WE ARE GOING TO FIND JUPITER,

WE ARE GONNA HAVE TO THINK LIKE SERIAL KILLERS.

WE SHOULD STAKEOUT CAR WASHES.

CAR WASHES?

SERIAL KILLERS ARE VERY METICULOUS.

LIKE THAT ANTHONY HOPKINS.

HE'S AN ACTOR!

FORGET IT.

WHY ARE YOU STILL A TRAFFIC COP?

I'M NOT A TRAFFIC COP. I'M A PATROL OFFICER.

BUT THAT'S STILL LIKE LOW MAN ON THE TOTEM POLE, RIGHT?

I WOULD WANT TO BE IN ON THE ACTION.

I'D WANT TO BE SOLVING THE CRIMES.

YOU'RE LIKE A BUS DRIVER WITH A GUN.

YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU WANT TO THINK LIKE A KILLER?

OK. UHH! GRR!

YOU CAN RIDE IN THE KILLER SEAT TODAY.

OK. COOL.

Mr. Dolens: SHE WAS SO HAPPY THAT DAY.

THAT'S HER MOTHER THERE.

WE WERE SO PROUD.

I COULDN'T BEAR TO ERASE IT.

LIKE A BIT OF HER IS PRESERVED ALIVE

IN THAT MACHINE.

YOU SAID THIS PICTURE

WAS TAKEN THE DAY SHE DIED?

YES.

YOU MIND IF I MAKE A COPY?

SURE.

IT WAS HER FIRST DAY WORKING THE HILL

AS A SENATE PAGE.

SHE, UH...

WENT OUT WITH HER FRIENDS THAT NIGHT TO CELEBRATE.

I DIDN'T HEAR HER COME IN,

BUT I DID HEAR A DOG BARKING

AROUND 3:00 A.M.

DOG'S BARK AROUND HERE ALL THE TIME,

BUT SOMETHING MADE ME GET UP THAT NIGHT

AND CHECK IT OUT.

I...FOUND HER...

RIGHT UNDER MY BEDROOM WINDOW.

I COULD HEAR THE DOGS BARKING,

BUT I COULDN'T HEAR HER CALLS FOR HELP.

THE PRESS IS TURNING THIS INTO A DAMN CARNIVAL.

YOU SEE THIS?

GOT A GUY OUTSIDE OUR STATION

SELLING THESE, NO VENDOR'S LICENSE.

HE'S GONNA STAY WITH US FOR THE NIGHT.

THIS SORT OF STUFF MAKES ME CRAZY.

YOU SAID NEVINS WAS A GOOD DETECTIVE?

JACK, NEVINS WAS A GOOD DETECTIVE.

THIS JUPITER STUFF.

CITY VIEWED HIM AS THEIR PROTECTOR ON THE TRAIL

OF A SERIAL KILLER.

[SIGHS] THE TRUTH IS,

HE IS THE GUY THAT LET JUPITER GET AWAY.

HOW?

OUR BLOOD EVIDENCE.

BILLY RESISTED THE FBI's EFFORTS TO HELP US.

HE PERSONALLY SUPERVISED ALL SEROLOGY TESTING,

HE FORCED A RUSH,

BLEW OUR BEST HOPES OF CATCHING UP WITH JUPITER.

WELL, HE LEFT THAT OUT OF HIS BOOK, DIDN'T HE?

WELL, IT STILL HAUNTS HIM.

I STILL THINK THIS IS A COPYCAT.

WELL, BILLY THINKS THE LETTER'S REAL.

WELL, THAT'S THE THING. THE LETTER.

PARRAS?

YOU KNOW WHAT JUPITER LOVED TO DO?

HE LOVED TO TELL US HOW MANY TIMES

HE SHOT HIS VICTIM, WHERE HE SHOT THE VICTIM,

WHEN THE BULLETS WENT INTO THE BODY,

THE EXACT NUMBER.

HE LIKED TO DESCRIBE WHAT THE VICTIMS WERE WEARING,

ALL THE LITTLE DETAILS HE PROVIDED US WITH

TO PROVE THAT HE WAS THERE.

MM-HMM.

LOOK AT THIS.

"THE GIRL IN THE PARK, SHE WORE A BLUE BLAZER,

"A WHITE SHIRT WITH BUTTONS OF ORIENTAL DESIGN,

"PERHAPS CHINESE.

"I STABBED HER 8 TIMES.

"BY THE FOURTH, SHE HAD STOPPED STRUGGLING.

THE LAST 4 WERE TO MAKE SURE THE JOB WAS DONE."

SOUNDS LIKE JUPITER.

BUT WHAT WAS THE MOST STRIKING THING

ABOUT THE JANE DOE KILLING?

HE REMOVED HER CORNEA.

WHY DOESN'T HE TELL US ABOUT THAT?

WHERE YOU GOING?

I NEED SOME CAFFEINE ON THIS ONE.

THIS, UH-- THIS NEVINS GUY,

DOES HE-- DOES HE COME IN HERE?

OH, YEAH. FROM TIME TO TIME,

PUSHING HIS BOOKS.

DROPPED OFF SOME SIGNED COPIES

A FEW DAYS BACK. LUCKY FOR ME.

I GET A LOT OF JUPITER FANS IN HERE.

JUPITER FANS?

COLLECTORS.

I SELL THE SERIAL KILLER TRADING CARDS--

PARDON ME-- GRAPHIC NOVELS, COMICS

AND, WELL, NEVINS' BOOK, OF COURSE.

SO, BUSINESS IS GOOD?

THINGS ARE PICKING UP,

ESPECIALLY WITH OUR BAD BOY BACK IN ACTION.

HMM.

JACK THE STRIPPER.

KILLED 8 PROSTITUTES IN LONDON

FROM 1963-64.

CASE OFFICIALLY UNSOLVED.

DENNIS NILSEN KILLED 15.

KEPT THE BODIES AROUND FOR COMPANIONSHIP.

PEOPLE COLLECT THESE THINGS.

THEY TRADE SERIAL KILLERS FOR SPORT.

THIS IS SICK.

MAKES ME THINK THE ONLY WAY

MY BARRY BONDS WILL BE WORTH ANYTHING

IS IF HE TAKES A MACHETE TO THE RED SOX INFIELD.

WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?

WE ARE IN PURSUIT OF A RED PICKUP TRUCK.

AND A BLUE MAILBOX.

[SIREN]

MPD!

YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE 'EM, ON THE WHEEL!

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE, SPORTO?

MY LICENSE.

RONALD RASMUSSEN.

HE GOT A TIP THE LETTER WAS DROPPED

IN FOREST HEIGHTS.

WHY IS HE STEALING MAILBOXES?

HE SELLS THEM ONLINE.

ADVERTISED AS "USED BY JUPITER."

IN FACT, HE HAS A WHOLE LIST OF THINGS FOR SALE.

BAG OF DIRT FROM JOHN WAYNE GACY'S CRAWLSPACE

WILL SET YOU BACK 150,

IN CASE YOU'RE CURIOUS.

RUN A BACKGROUND CHECK, CALL THE FEDS.

LET'S PUT THIS FOOL OUT OF BUSINESS.

Technician: BY MEASURING THE INTERNAL CONSISTENCIES OF THE GREY SCALE

I'M ABLE TO RENDER A 3-D IMAGE.

AND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IS SIGNS OF TRACING.

AND...THERE WE GO.

YOU CAN SEE WHERE THE PEN MARKS OVERLAP.

AND AGAIN HERE...

AND HERE.

SO THE LETTER'S A FRAUD.

YES, SIR.

WE GOT OURSELVES A COPYCAT.

WHAT JUPITER'S DONE IS MONSTROUS,

BUT HE'S NOT A MONSTER. HE'S JUST A MAN.

HE'S NO GENIUS.

HE'S NO CRIMINAL MASTERMIND.

HE'S JUST A MAN.

KILLING IS NOT THAT DIFFICULT.

IT'S JUST A MATTER OF CHOICE.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES CATCHING JUPITER SO DIFFICULT.

HIS NORMALCY.

HE HAS A DAY JOB, HE PAYS HIS BILLS,

HE PROBABLY EVEN GOES TO CHURCH

ON A REGULAR BASIS,

OR COMES TO LECTURES LIKE THIS.

[STUDENTS LAUGHING]

I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT A TREAT IT IS FOR YOU

TO COME HERE TO SEE ME.

[CHUCKLES] NO, I APPRECIATE YOU TAKING THE TIME.

I KNOW HOW BUSY YOU ARE.

THE PRICE OF FAME AND EVERYTHING.

[CHUCKLES]

ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT'S NEW?

THE LETTER, THE JUPITER LETTER,

IS A FRAUD.

IMPOSSIBLE. THE SLASHES.

YEAH, THE SLASHES.

I MEAN, WHO WOULD KNOW ABOUT THAT, RIGHT?

THERE'S A FEW REPORTERS ON THE CASE,

PLUS THE COPS WORKING THE CASE.

LOOK, IF YOU DON'T TRUST MY JUDGMENT,

YOU FIND ANOTHER EXPERT.

WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I DID.

THAT'S HOW I KNOW THE JUPITER LETTER

WAS TRACED.

MR. NEVINS, DO YOU MIND?

NOT AT ALL. THANKS.

SO ARE YOU A STUDENT OF CRIMINOLOGY?

PRE-MED.

BUT I'M HOOKED ON MYSTERIES.

I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

COOL. THANKS A LOT.

ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS

WE HAVE A COPYCAT.

NO, I DON'T THINK IT'S A COPYCAT.

17 YEARS AFTER THE ORIGINAL CRIME?

HOW MANY COPYCATS DO YOU KNOW

ARE HISTORY BUFFS?

THEY'RE ZEITGEIST KILLERS, SPUR OF THE MOMENT.

SO HE'S WATCHING ALL OF THIS, RIGHT,

AND HE'S GETTING OFF ON IT.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW SEDUCTIVE NEWS CAMERAS CAN BE.

YOU'RE CONFUSING ME.

YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T THINK IT'S JUPITER,

YOU DON'T THINK IT'S A COPYCAT.

SO WHAT DID THE POOR GIRL DO,

STAB HERSELF TO DEATH?

I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, IT'S LIKE...

THIS IS A JUPITER AFICIONADO OR SOMETHING.

NO, HE'S BACK.

HE'S BACK.

IF ANYTHING,

HE RETRACED THE LETTER TO MISLEAD US.

ALL I KNOW IS HE'S PROMISED TO KILL BY TOMORROW NIGHT,

I GOT TO KEEP THAT FROM HAPPENING.

I'VE BEEN CHASING HIM FOR 17 YEARS.

I WAS ONCE RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE NOW,

SEEING PHANTOMS IN ALL THE SHADOWS.

ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP YOU, JACK,

YOU LET ME KNOW.

OH, MAN.

THE LINE WAS FOREVER.

YOU EVER SEE THAT OLD BLACK AND WHITE MOVIE

ABOUT A DETECTIVE INVESTIGATING A MURDER,

FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE DEAD GIRL'S PORTRAIT?

SHE FOUGHT BACK.

SHE HAD JUPITER'S BLOOD ON HER NAILS.

THAT'S HOW CLOSE THEY CAME TO GETTING HIM.

IF ONLY THEY HAD DNA TESTING BACK THEN.

LAURA.

THE MOVIE IS CALLED LAURA,

IN CASE YOU'RE INTERESTED.

WHERE'S THE LOCKET?

SEE, SHE WORE THE LOCKET TO WORK THAT DAY.

SHE DIDN'T CHANGE BEFORE SHE WENT HOME.

SO WHERE'S THE LOCKET?

THE LOCKET WAS NEVER VOUCHERED INTO EVIDENCE.

SO WE'RE THINKING THAT MAYBE JUPITER TOOK IT.

THEN AGAIN,

MAYBE A GRIEVING FATHER DID.

MY WIFE PASSED IN '98.

SHE KEPT IT HIDDEN WITH HER JEWELRY.

I NEVER KNEW SHE TOOK IT OFF CHERYL.

I DIDN'T THINK IT MATTERED ANYMORE.

Temple: WE KNOW SHE FOUGHT HARD, MEL.

DREW JUPITER'S BLOOD.

CAN YOU PULL DNA OFF OF THIS?

IT'S HARD TO SAY.

MOST OF WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT HERE IS JUST RUST.

VEGAS ODDS?

[LAUGHS] VEGAS ODDS?

5 TO 1 THAT WE CAN USE ANY OF THIS STUFF.

DO THE BEST YOU CAN.

HOW DO WE STAND ON MATTHEWS?

WE GOT EVERY COP IN THE CITY

LOOKING FOR A '92 BLUE TAURUS.

IF YOU RELEASE THIS INFORMATION

TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC,

LET'S SAY YOU MAKE THE NEXT NEWS CYCLE,

YOU'LL HAVE A LOT MORE EYES ON THE PRIZE.

NO. YOU PUT PRESSURE--

LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO ME!

NO.

THERE WILL BE NO MISTAKES THIS TIME.

FROM BACK HERE, YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE

A MELON WITH A QUAKER BEARD.

EXCUSE ME?

I'M JUST THINKING OUT LOUD.

THAT'S THE KIND OF THING

THAT MY SMART-ASS DETECTIVE CHARACTER MIGHT SAY.

[CHUCKLES]

[JOYCE LAUGHING]

WHAT?

OUT.

WHAT? GET OUT.

WHAT? WHAT?

WELCOME TO THE MEAN STREETS OF D.C.

YEAH, WHAT'S THAT SAYING?

THERE'S A 1,000 NAKED STORIES IN THE CITY?

WELL, I'M SURE THAT YOU'RE GONNA STUMBLE ON ONE.

[WHIMPERING]

Mel, chuckling: HEY.

HEY, CHIEF. WHAT IS THAT, A FASHION STATEMENT?

NO, HE'S GOT A LICKING PROBLEM.

OH. WELL, YOU KNOW,

I HAD A MINI-COCKER ONCE, LIVED TO BE 22 YEARS OLD.

BOY, ISN'T THAT SOMETHING.

YEAH, WELL, ACTUALLY,

IF YOU ASK ME, IT'S 5 YEARS TOO LONG.

LITTLE SCAMP DEVELOPED DIABETES,

THAT LEAD TO CORNEA SURGERY,

THAT LEAD TO A WHOLE LOT OF DIAPER CHANGES,

MORE THAN I CARE TO REMEMBER.

HE HAD A CORNEA TRANSPLANT?

YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

WE LEARN TO LOVE THESE EXPENSIVE LITTLE BASTARDS.

THE CORNEA CAME FROM AN ORGAN DONOR, RIGHT?

YEAH, THAT'S THE WAY THESE THINGS USUALLY WORK, CHIEF.

YEAH.

DEBRENO, CHECK WITH JOHN ADAMS UNIVERSITY'S DONOR PROGRAM.

SEE IF THEY'RE MISSING ANY BODIES.

OUR DONOR PROGRAM HAS MANY SAFEGUARDS IN PLACE.

A BODY OPERATED ON BY OUR STUDENTS

ISN'T SIMPLY DISCARDED.

WE'D STILL LIKE TO SEE YOUR RECORDS,

ACCOUNT FOR ALL RECENT DONATIONS.

THAT'S A REAL PAIN. OUR COPY MACHINE'S BUSTED.

I'D HAVE TO USE THE MACHINE IN ADMINISTRATION.

BOY, THAT DOES SOUND LIKE A PAIN.

I'LL BE BACK.

[LOCK CLICKS]

DID YOU HEAR THAT? Kevin: YEAH.

WHERE THE HELL DID HE GO?

[POUNDS] OPEN THE DOOR!

THIS GUY'S TAKING STUPIDITY TO NEW HEIGHTS.

WE'RE GONNA NEED A CROW BAR OR SOMETHING.

OR, OR, OR...

[LAUGHS]

[PHONE SLAMS DOWN]

BRANDER!

YES, SIR?

I JUST GOT CALL FROM JOYCE.

YOU LEFT HER STRANDED

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY ALONE?

SHE'S SCARED.

SHE'S WEARING A BULLETPROOF VEST, SIR.

I'M SORRY, SIR. IT'S JUST THAT SHE'S SUCH A PILL AND--

I MEAN, YOU MUST KNOW.

I'M GUESSING THAT'S WHY YOU DUMPED HER ON ME.

WELL, IF I ASK SOMEBODY TO DO ME A FAVOR,

I EXPECT THEM TO DO IT. YOU KNOW HOW GRATEFUL I AM

WHEN PEOPLE DO THE FAVORS I ASK THEM TO DO.

I-I'M HAPPY TO HELP OUT, CHIEF.

UH-HUH.

YOU GOT 2 CHOICES, BRANDER.

YOU CAN BABY-SIT CUJO OR THE ANNOYING LADY.

WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

I'M NOT TOO GOOD WITH DOGS, SIR.

I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU, PHIL, YOU KNOW?

HE ADMITTED SELLING OUR JANE DOE

TO A GUY WHO CONTACTED HIM BY E-MAIL,

SPECIFYING A FRESH BODY, NOT YET EMBALMED.

THE CASH WAS DELIVERED IN ADVANCE,

THE BODY WAS LEFT IN THE ALLEY.

HE I.D. WHO HIRED HIM?

NO, BUT HE DID I.D. THE VEHICLE

THAT HAULED THE BODY AWAY, A '99 YUKON.

NEVINS DRIVES A YUKON.

SAW IT ON THE NEWS.

YOU KNOW, NEVINS WAS PEDDLING HIS BOOKS

A BLOCK FROM THE MAIL DROP

THE DAY THE LETTER WAS SENT.

HEY, CHIEF, OUR JANE DOE?

HER PARENTS LIVE IN SOUTH DAKOTA.

THEIR DESCRIPTION MATCHES A MISSING PERSONS REPORT.

SHE WAS A GEORGETOWN UNDERGRAD.

AUTOPSY SAYS SHE DIED OF A PULMONARY EMBOLISM.

WHAT?

HER BODY WAS SOLD,

AND THEN TAKEN FROM A MED SCHOOL

DONOR PROGRAM AND PUT INTO A SUV

WHICH HAPPENS TO MATCH THE SAME DESCRIPTION AS NEVINS' CAR.

OHH.

HE STAGED ALL OF THIS, CAUSED A CITYWIDE PANIC

TO DO WHAT, SELL A FEW MORE BOOKS?

WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE, JOE.

FOR AN UPDATE ON ALL THAT'S BEEN HAPPENING

OVER THE PAST 24 HOURS,

LET'S TURN TO OUR JUPITER EXPERT, BILLY NEVINS,

WHO'S BEEN WORKING HAND-IN-HAND WITH THE MPD

IN TRACKING DOWN THIS ELUSIVE SERIAL KILLER.

BILLY, WHAT'S THE LATEST WITH JUPITER?

WELL, I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THERE'S BEEN A BREAKTHROUGH IN THE CASE.

A LOCKET BELONGING TO HIS EIGHTH VICTIM, CHERYL DOLENS,

HAS SURFACED.

Joe, on radio: DETECTIVE PARRAS,

WE'RE STANDING DOWN THE JUPITER CASE.

NEVINS FAKED THE KILLING, FAKED THE LETTER.

IT WAS ALL A HOAX.

ALL THOSE OLD WOUNDS

REOPENED FOR NO GOOD REASON?

Joe: HEAD ON BACK. WE'LL REGROUP.

YES, SIR.

I'M JUST GONNA RETURN MR. HESS'S PHOTOS TO HIM FIRST.

Nevins, on TV: THE LIST OF SUSPECTS IS VERY SHORT.

IN MY OPINION, IT SHOULDN'T BE DIFFICULT TO MAKE A MATCH.

I PREDICT THAT WE'LL HAVE JUPITER UNDER ARREST

WITHIN 48 HOURS.

Nancy: HELLO?

Nancy: HELLO?

[TOOL CLANGS]

HELLO?

Nancy: MR. HESS?

STOP! POLICE!

[SCREECH]

CHIEF, IT'S HESS--HE'S JUPITER.

Jack: WE KNOW THAT HESS' CAR IS DISABLED

AND HE'S GONNA BE LOOKING FOR A REPLACEMENT.

THE GUY'S A MECHANIC. HE CAN STEAL ANY CAR THAT HE WANTS.

HE'LL KEEP TRADING VEHICLES TILL HE'S HALF A WORLD AWAY.

NEVINS WROTE THAT HESS ONCE USED HIS BROTHER DONALD AS AN ALIBI,

THAT HE LIED TO PROTECT HIM.

FERRIS, WHAT DO WE HAVE ON DONALD HESS?

Temple: THAT'S THE BROTHER'S HOUSE, A GAS STATION,

3rd AND ASTOR.

Jack: WHAT'S 3rd AND ASTOR?

Jack: AUTO JUNKYARD,

GOOD A PLACE AS ANY TO STORE A SECOND CAR.

DOWN ON THE GROUND. HANDS OUT TO THE SIDE.

DROP IT

RIGHT NOW.

DO IT!

PARRAS!

[GUNSHOT]

DON'T MOVE.

AH!

ON YOUR STOMACH!

HE WANTED YOU TO SHOOT HIM, AND HE WANTED YOU TO KILL HIM.

SUICIDE BY A COP-- IF HESS DIES,

THE MYSTERY OF JUPITER DIES WITH HIM.

YOU DENIED HIM WHAT HE WANTED MOST: LASTING FAME.

OF COURSE, HE WILL GET HIS 15 MINUTES.

GOOD JOB.

Nevins: OH, BACK IN MY DAY, WE HAD A GERMAN SHEPHERD FOR A MASCOT.

THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOUR BOY ISN'T INTIMIDATING IN HIS OWN RIGHT.

IT'S GONNA BE MORE THAN A SLAP ON THE WRIST, BILLY.

YOU'RE GONNA GO AWAY FOR QUITE A WHILE.

I NEVER STOPPED BEIN' A COP.

WHEN THAT CASE WENT COLD,

I REMEMBER READING IN THE PAPER THAT OSCAR NELSON DIED,

AND I SAID TO MYSELF,

"ONE OF OUR PRIME SUSPECTS HAS LIVED HIS WHOLE LIFE UNPUNISHED."

17 YEARS, AND I CAN REMEMBER THE NAME

OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE DEAD.

ASK SOMEBODY JUST TO NAME ONE VICTIM.

BUT JUPITER,

HE'S MORE FAMOUS IN THIS TOWN THAN THE PLANET.

I THOUGHT--I THOUGHT IF I LET WORD OF THE NECKLACE SLIP,

IT'D PUT SOME PRESSURE ON HIM,

MAYBE--MAYBE FLUSH HIM OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE.

YEAH. YOU NEARLY GOT ONE OF MY DETECTIVES KILLED IN THE PROCESS.

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

HESS.

HESS.

ALL RIGHT...

LET'S CUT A DEAL.

NO DEALS.

YOU KNOW, I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT, JACK.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

DO YOU WANT ME TO SIGN A CONFESSION?

YOU NEVER STOPPED BEIN' A COP?

YOU STOPPED BEIN' A COP THE DAY YOU MUTILATED THAT YOUNG GIRL!

I JUST HAD HER PARENTS IN HERE TO I.D. THEIR DAUGHTER'S BODY!

JANE DOE-- SHE HAD A NAME.

YOU KNOW HER NAME?

YOU KNOW THE NAME OF EVERY VICTIM! WHAT'S HER NAME?!

YOU GOT RESPECT FOR THE DEAD?

I DON'T BUY ANY OF IT.

GET HIM OUTTA HERE.

[SOBBING]

JOE. JOE, I'M SORRY, JOE.

I'M SORRY.

GOOD EVENING.

IT'S OVER.

YES, SIR.

HEY.

UH, LOOK,

I'M SORRY I DUMPED YOU, OK?

I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BIT OUT OF LINE.

TRUTH IS,

I'M A LITTLE SENSITIVE ABOUT MY JOB RIGHT NOW,

AND YOU MANAGED TO PUSH BUTTONS.

YOU DON'T LIKE BEIN' A COP?

I LOVE IT, BUT BY NOW, I'D HOPED TO BE A DETECTIVE,

YOU KNOW, LIKE YOUR CHARACTERS, CRACKING THE BIG CASES.

I JUST CAME UP SHORT ON THE EXAM.

SORRY.

IS THAT-- IS THAT YOUR BOOK?

MM. YEAH.

IT'S JUST SOME THOUGHTS.

OH.

PRETTY BORING THOUGHTS, ACTUALLY.

[CHUCKLING]

YEAH.

OH, HELL. OH...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING, COMIN' OUT TO D.C.

I'M NOT A CRIME NOVELIST. I WRITE CHILDREN'S BOOKS.

YEAH, WELL, I'VE NEVER READ YOUR WORK,

BUT I CAN TELL YOU YOU'RE GONNA NAIL THE SASSY PART OF YOUR SASSY DETECTIVE.

YOU THINK?

YEAH. I KNOW.

TELL YOU WHAT. LET'S MAKE A PACT.

I'LL KEEP AFTER MY DETECTIVE BADGE,

AND YOU KEEP PLUGGING AWAY AT YOUR NOVEL,

AND WHOEVER GETS THERE FIRST, THROWS BACK A HAND TO HELP THE OTHER.

COME ON.

THAT'S SO SWEET.

[LAUGHS]

OH, PEOPLE AREN'T SWEET TO ME VERY MUCH.

HEY, YOU KNOW, I-- I WAS SHOT IN THE CHEST ONCE,

POINT BLANK, RIGHT THERE.

THANKFULLY, I WAS WEARING ONE OF THESE BABIES.

I MEAN, IF YOU'RE EVER INTERESTED IN HEARING THE STORY--

OH.

ARE YOU OK?

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