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[distant Christmas caroling]
[distant Christmas caroling]
♪ Silent night. - Silent night ♪
♪ Holy night. - Holy night ♪
♪ Silent night. - Silent night ♪
♪ Holy night - Thank you.
Oh, wait.
Merry Christmas.
Thank you. Merry Christmas.
[distant Christmas caroling]
Oh, boy.
[doors squeak shut]
That's it. We're done.
[car horns go by]
[gunshot]
There you go.
[police radio and chatter]
Sir, did you have any eggnog or Christmas punch?
No, no, no.
I told you we were hijacked.
Men.
How was the charity shindig?
- Well, I'm still in my way. - Okay.
Well, the driver heard a commotion in
the back of the truck.
The shot was fired. His partner was shot.
A guy named Leonard Joppy.
The shooter put a gun to the driver's head,
demanding he stopped the truck.
Now, we don't know how much cash was inside.
It was mostly small bills and change.
We haven't counted it yet.
He couldn't have gotten very far without a car.
I only believed it was a follow car.
The vic says there were three perps.
One inside the truck, two in a follow car.
Says they were approximately 3ft tall, pointy ears.
Green outfits.
I'm thinking elves.
That's about the size of it.
Santa!
Clarence. Wait.
- Excuse me, Santa? - Yeah?
Clarence Rodney Whitmore III.
Well, how do you do?
Clarence Rodney Whitmore III.
- You been a good boy this year? - Yes, sir.
What would you like for Christmas?
My mama out of jail.
- Hot enough for you, chief? - Yeah.
Hey, Ella.
What?
You're supposed to be on a plane to Aruba with Beth and Jack Jr.
I'm gonna take a later flight.
Hey, listen, this little kid came up to me yesterday.
Clarence Rodney Whitmore III.
Oh, that's a mouthful.
Alright, but, well, I was on
my way to Father Pete's Christmas pageant.
Anyway, he asked me if I couldn't help out his mother,
Crystal Whitmore.
She's serving time in federal prison on drug charges.
And I promised him that I'd get her out.
I'll pull the file.
One more thing.
The nativity scene out front has gotten bigger, hasn't it?
Yeah.
You know the money that was stolen
from the chimney collections yesterday?
Well, that was supposed to buy Christmas dinners
for 2000 homeless families.
So I thought maybe a real live nativity scene
might encourage some generous people to help us replace it.
Uh-huh.
Come on.
Ms. Farmer, your goat's here.
And be careful.
Stubborn.
Thanks.
- Merry Christmas. - Yeah.
Come on, come on, come on.
[imitating goat sounds]
What do you do with a fruitcake?
Re gift it.
Hey, what time do Claire and the kids get here?
Five.
What is this?
You doing that Scrooge thing again this year?
The rest of the gifts are at home, funny boy.
This is when they get off the plane.
- What do you got there? - Elves.
The department stores head office sent this over.
They're all temps, they're all holiday employees.
And three of these IDs don't check out.
We know any of them?
Not on our radar.
All right, we had another locked room robbery
in Georgetown last night.
No sign of forced entry.
- Isn't this Corey's case? - No, it's your case now.
I've been trying to catch this guy for three years.
He hits the house a night a week before the holidays.
Takes everything he can get his hands on.
Guy is stealing Christmas.
Sounds like the Grinch.
Makes as much sense as elves.
Elves give me a creepy feeling.
Especially elves with guns. Alright, detectives.
Find the elves, then the Grinch.
I don't really know what happened.
This little guy just popped up out of the chimney.
The driver said there were three elves.
Yeah, there was the one who shot me.
And I'm pretty sure there were two more.
And then I passed out.
Thank you very much for your help.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
- Thanks for your time. - Yeah.
Maybe I'm just having a hard time getting
into the holiday spur.
So you think it's an inside job?
That's possible.
- He did take a bullet. - Belly wound.
Slug didn't go anywhere near a vital organ.
Maybe he just took one for the team.
Yeah.
That's a pretty painful sacrifice to make for such
a tiny haul, don't you think?
People get desperate this time of year, Temple.
Even tiny people.
Debrino.
Yeah, we'll be there in five.
Uni's located the follow car.
[groans]
Well, well.
Look what we got here.
Elf wear.
Mm hmm.
Crystal Whitmore.
She's in Glen Arden for possession and sale
of crack cocaine.
Halfway through her fifth year of a 15 year sentence.
Any chance of parole?
Not for another five years at least.
Oh, Santa made the kid a promise, Ella.
Well, unfortunately, it's a promise he can't keep.
Never challenge Santa.
Never, ever challenge Santa.
- Hello? - Hey.
Hey.
- I thought you were taking off. - Yeah, I wish.
My desk is buried in paperwork.
- You. - Oh, my God.
I got two hot cases on my desk right now.
Oh, looks like we're gonna miss midnight mass.
You go to midnight mass?
Yes, I go to midnight Mass.
You know, St. Luke's is right around the corner.
Maybe we could sneak out.
- I think I can swing that. - Alright, you know what?
Meet me in my office right before midnight.
- You got a deal, Cinderella. - Okay.
Yeah, whatever.
Okay, I gotta go.
Claire and the kids aren't coming.
Why not?
- That guy she's seeing? - Hmm.
Invited him to his condo in Vale.
Kind of a last minute deal.
Right.
Well, you know, you did sign the divorce papers.
You gotta move on.
She did.
She could have waited till after,
she knows how much I love Christmas,
how much I wanted to see the girls.
Obviously she wasn't thinking about you.
Just a thought.
We found these at the costume shop.
Oh, great.
[holding back laughter]
[laughing out loud]
It's for Clive.
A military history lover's guide to the Napoleonic war.
That can only be for one person.
I almost got that one for the chief.
I got him the one on the Dutch war of Independence instead.
Well.
Looks great. These are perfect.
Now get out there. We got families to feed.
Did you get any prints off that chimney?
None that we could get a match on.
What about ballistics?
Should I have something within the hour?
Did pull a couple of hairs from the elf costume,
but DNA cross check might take a while due to the holidays.
Hey, Rudolph.
Got a tape measure?
How tall would you say the average swart person is?
I don't know.
I guess I'd say around 4ft.
Yeah, if you're looking for an achondroplastic dwarf,
that's the most popular form of dwarfism.
Those guys run about 4ft tall.
But then there are rarer forms of dwarfism,
like Ellis van Krevld syndrome and hypochondrogenesis.
Again, these are rare, but those folks easily run under 3ft.
How do you know all this stuff?
You don't?
So the guy we're looking for is around 3ft.
Yeah.
You know what? This might be our Grinch.
You think it's the same magician
pulling off the locked room robberies?
Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
This is how he got in.
There it is.
Every house he hit had a chimney.
We're gonna catch this guy today, aren't we, detectives?
You know what, chief?
I think we're gonna deliver both of these cases to you
in a package with a bow on top.
I can't think of a better Christmas present.
Good.
Why are you so motivated all of a sudden?
I got better things to do to spend Christmas with you.
Really? Mm hmm.
So what's this plan?
Got everything you need?
Yeah, I think so.
What did you decide to tell your new friend
Clarence Whitmore III?
The truth.
I'm gonna stop by his house on the way to the airport.
Merry Christmas.
Thank you.
You shouldn't have talked to my boy that way.
You had no right.
- Excuse me, sir. - No, that's all right, Ella.
He wanted my help, Mister Whitmore.
He asked Santa Claus for help.
Because he figured if God wasn't hearing his prayers,
Santa Claus might be the next best thing.
And now because of you, he thinks his mama's coming home.
I've been fighting to get my wife out of prison
for every day for the last five years.
And to do that, keep a job and raise a son of my own
has taken every ounce of faith I have
Sir, I'm sure the chief has...
He made my boy a promise he cannot fulfill.
And when he wakes up tomorrow morning and finds out his mama
is still in prison,
it's gonna be me who has to tell him.
Not Santa Claus.
No, not him.
Me.
I'm sorry.
Enjoy your vacation and leave us the hell alone.
[door slam]
Merry Christmas, Ella.
Thank you.
Aim for a miracle.
Hmm?
My sister Marlene used to say that miracles,
contrary to popular belief, don't just happen.
It takes getting off your butt.
And a little fairy dust.
You made that up.
Okay, now you gotta get me all the information you can
on the arrest and trial.
Give me the defense attorney's handwritten notes.
You're right, Ella.
It's not over till the fat man heads north.
And fairy dust.
Plenty of it.
Thank you. Happy holidays.
I can't believe it's Christmas.
It's gotta be 90 degrees.
Barely dressed and I'm sweating.
Come here. Come here.
Who's on the leash Brander?
You were the GOAT.
Ow.
Hey, hey, hey.
Come back here.
Come on goat.
Come on.
Come back. Goat.
Goat's goat.
Come on, goatie.
Stop.
Come on, buddy.
What do we do now?
Put out an APB.
I'm probably gonna have to get shots or something.
I'm not doing this next year.
[baby crying]
Oh, hey, little buddy.
Hey.
Where'd you come from?
Hi.
Hi, you.
♪ O little town ♪
♪ of Bethlehem ♪
♪
I made you a reservation on the next flight
and your standby on the one after that.
Thanks. Here, take a look at this.
Okay.
Crystal Whitmore's brother was a drug dealer.
Already had two strikes against him.
Now one day he shows up, asks for a ride to a friend's house.
They get pulled over for running to stop sign.
Next thing she knows, she's in front of a judge.
Well, that's her story.
Or that's what happened.
She's a young mother, part time school teacher.
No record, not even a traffic ticket.
Husband's a solid citizen.
No, I think she's a victim.
She's a victim of her brother.
She's a victim of a federal judge
who showed no discretion at all when he handed out
a federally mandated drug sentence.
How are you going to overturn that?
Well, a little bit of fairy dust.
What is that?
Goat?
Oh, my gosh.
Somebody left him in the manger.
- Wow. - Oh, my lord.
Oh, what a beautiful child.
Did you call Child Services?
They're a little backed up on account of the holidays.
Alright, I'll take him to my office.
Miss Farmer.
We had a slight goat problem.
It ran away, it's gone.
It's MIA.
Well, find it, Brander.
That goat cost a fortune to rent.
Hey, sweetie.
My gosh, now that's something.
So, what does your gut tell you?
Well, I think a goat can't get very far in a big city, chief.
No, Lander, the baby. Come on.
Oh, the baby looks very healthy, chief.
The cord has been cut pretty clean.
I mean, I think we can rule out addicts.
- Porcelain delivery? - I think so.
This is somebody who's panicked, running scared.
Maybe somebody with mental illness.
Yeah, alright.
Now, you found the baby. Now find the mother.
Miss Farmer wants us to look for...
Before the goat.
Yes, sir.
You got something underneath that?
Yes, I do, sir.
- Is that right? - Yes, sir.
This is getting stranger by the day.
Starting to see the bottom of my desk.
- How you doing? - I'm not.
I mean, if I don't show,
he's gonna have to go on without me.
I don't want to.
Then I'll work faster.
What was that all about?
Midnight mass.
Oh, man.
You're convert all the good ones, aren't you?
It's your idea. You do the talk.
I just don't wanna walk through that door
and put my foot in my mouth. Or anybody else's.
I mean, what do we say?
We're looking for a midget charity crook?
You heard what Dworski said,
you call him dwarves.
I'm not saying dwarf.
That sounds like something out of a cartoon.
All right, well, then, sir, say, uh, short person.
I'm not gonna say anything.
Hello.
Ah.
Lend me a finger?
Sure.
Thanks.
You don't look like you're here to file a complaint.
No, I'm not. I'm Detective Page.
This is Detective Debrino.
We're here looking for some... Some men.
Oh.
Alice, tax this for me, would you, please?
Sure. Police.
Detectives Page and Debreno.
What can I do for you, detectives?
We'd like to know if you recognize any of these people.
I don't know any of these guys.
You sure?
Cause the guy we're looking for is...
Well, he's around 3ft.
This is a short person's advocacy group,
not a casting agency.
Look, if I offended you, I apologize.
Tell me something.
How's Stallone these days?
Excuse me?
You're Italian, aren't you? Debreno?
What's that got to do with anything?
I mean...
Just because I'm a dwarf
means I should know every dwarf?
You're tight with puppy, right?
I mean, you're black.
You gotta know P. Diddy.
What about Jesse Jackson?
Or Tito Jackson.
They're all your peeps, right?
Thanks for your time.
No, thank you for coming in here and insulting me.
Excuse me, detectives.
Don't mind, mister Bridgers.
AC is on the fritz, and he just stopped smoking
for the fifth time.
Could I see that picture?
Yeah, sure.
His name's Hank Tarver.
He's the son of a bitch in the front row.
Friends call him Mighty Mouse.
How do you know him?
He was my boyfriend
till I caught him messing around with
the supermarket checkout clerk.
You got an address?
Well, what'd he do?
He suspect him of being involved in an armed robbery?
A security guard was shot.
Will he go to prison?
Absolutely.
I'll give you an address, a phone number,
whatever it takes to nail him.
Hello, Miss Farmer.
Just wanted to thank you for this gift.
The guide to the Napoleonic war.
Gimme.
Wrong gift.
Oh
Hey, guess what?
Here we go.
Oh, you're gonna love this.
Oh.
Here.
Gotta have this, I think.
There you go.
You are gonna blow it with your kids
if you don't make that plane.
I'll take the next one.
- You are obsessed. - Ella.
You know, you're not gonna get anything done by staying here.
Why don't you just put this off until you get back?
Hey, you know Crystal's brother, the crack dealer?
He got three years.
What, he cut a deal?
Yeah, he turned into supplier, he got four months.
Crystal had nothing to bargain with.
Yep.
Where are you going?
Ben Arden.
- No, baby, baby. - Right, baby.
- Of course - Baby.
- He likes to Chacha. - I'll remember that.
Okay.
- Let me get my hand. - Arm, arm.
Got it.
Hello? Hello?
Hello?
I did it.
That could have been really embarrassing.
Thank you.
You have my curiosity piqued.
Now, what do you have in here?
No, no.
Um, here.
- Could you? - Oh, sure.
- Here you go. - Oh, sure yeah.
[baby crying]
So cute.
They're out there.
This is gonna be the best Christmas ever.
Why's that?
Santa Claus promised to get my mama out of jail.
She's ready to see you now, son.
What are you doing here?
Came to see your wife.
I don't believe this.
But just give me a minute or two, then I'm gone.
Son, come here.
My case.
Why are you so interested in me?
Is this about the clemency?
It could be a way to get you out of here.
You know, we don't have a chance. We don't have any money.
We don't have any clout.
Why are you torturing us?
Just wait more, I'm gonna ask you something.
Did you know your brother was carrying drugs when you
drove into his friend's house?
You came all the way down here to ask her that?
Yeah, I did.
I wanted to look her in the eye to make sure
she's telling me the truth.
Do you mind?
I'm gonna ask you again.
Did you know your brother was carrying drugs when you drove
him to his friend's house?
No.
Alright.
I'll see you soon.
Wait.
Now I have a question.
After all these years, nobody's offered to help
except our lawyer,
and he's taken everything we had.
Why now?
It's Christmas.
Don't you believe in Santa?
[doorbell rings]
Can I help you?
Yes, I'm detective Page.
This is Detective Debreno.
We'd like to ask you some questions about Hank Tarver.
I wonder you have that look.
What look?
That "what's a girl my size doing with a guy that size"
kind of look.
Get it all the time.
Come on in.
Do you know where Hank is?
I haven't seen him in weeks.
He said he had some things to do.
I usually don't question him.
How'd you two meet?
He, um, went through my line at the supermarket.
I liked what he was buying.
Mostly health food.
You know, I can tell a lot about a person
by the kind of food they buy.
So you say you haven't seen him in weeks?
Yeah.
That's right.
You got the flashlight?
Yeah.
Hey, yo, mighty mouse. Get your ass down here.
MPD. You're under arrest.
That's a good idea.
Climb, baby, climb.
Ho, ho, ho.
♪ Oh come ♪
♪ All ye faithful ♪
♪ Joyful ♪
Come on.
Stop dragging your feet.
Not dragging my feet, joke weed.
I've got a short stride.
Sue me.
We got him.
As you suspected, he's been doing a lot more than
stealing from charity chimneys.
Deputy chief, meet your Grinch.
Merry Christmas.
Get him out of here.
Hey, Cutter,
see if you can help Conroy
trace these stolen items.
Good, good work.
Ella. Ella.
Find out who's handling clemency for the president.
When?
When? Now.
Makes it before the new year, right?
Yeah. What are you up to?
What is the baby filed under?
I mean, just in case.
It's insane. You know that.
Well, I appreciate it. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
You know, I don't see why we're looking for this baby's mother.
She abandoned her child.
It's the law.
Yeah.
What if the judge winds up giving the baby back to her?
Who's to say that she won't abandon it again?
What is it with you and this baby?
I don't know.
It's just when I see this child,
it just makes me think about things.
What things?
You never wanted kids.
Me?
After what my dad put me through?
Why would I want to put some poor kid through that.
I don't think you would.
What?
I said I don't think you would.
You're better than that.
Thanks.
Brander.
Anyone called from child services?
They're still backed up.
Well, you're gonna have to call them or take the child
over there yourself.
Sir, with all due respect, why do we have to rush this?
I know, Brander.
Look, you're gonna have to put your emotions aside.
Got over 600,000 kids in foster care in this country.
And I don't want to put another one in there.
But this precinct is no place for a child.
All right? Come on now.
We have a goat sighting on E Street.
Oh, Joe, where's the gift I gave you?
It's on my desk.
You haven't opened it, have you?
Because I made a little mistake.
Open a gift before Christmas.
I don't do that sort of thing.
Who does that?
Open... What?
Thank you.
Where's the gun, Hank?
What gun?
The one you used to shoot Leonard Joppy.
You got the wrong guy.
How tall are you, Hank?
What?
You wanna make yourself feel better?
Just answer the question.
Shorter than you.
I'm 3ft 4.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
You're my man. And you know what?
I'm gonna add to your time by putting you down
for 18 more burglaries.
You can't tie those to me.
We found the merchandise in your house.
Three years, man.
You know, it's a pretty good run, isn't it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You had us bamboozled.
We were wondering, how does somebody break into
all those houses without any visible means of forced entry?
You let yourself in, didn't you?
You squeezed your little ass
right down that chimney hole, huh?
Just like a good little elf.
I don't know what you're smoking, detective,
but I want some of it for the party I'm gonna throw after
I sue your ass for harassment.
Where's the charity money?
Don't know.
We're gonna tie you to the chimney robberies.
No way.
We found stolen merchandise in your place.
That makes you an accessory.
You're gonna do a little time, Sally.
Unless you cooperate.
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, fine sister.
You, uh.
You want to sit on Santa's lap?
You want to sit on my nightstick?
Hey, you got some other place?
This clown looks like he's ready to throw up.
Yeah, we'll get back to you two lovebirds in a few minutes.
What'd you say?
Nothing, baby. Not a word.
Good.
Cause you know this was your idea.
The key coming in after hours, washing the money through
the "count your coin" machines.
If I go down, you go down.
What are you working on your confession?
- I did this for you. - What?
So you could have the things that you deserve.
You mean to make up for the fact that you're short, don't you?
I told you, baby, I don't care about that.
Kind of get off on it.
[laughing]
Oh, this is beautiful.
You got a problem, reindeer brother?
No, I don't, you little freak.
But I believe you do.
She gave Hank's two partners a key
to get into the supermarket.
They're closing early for Christmas.
The plan was to go in after hours and launder the money
through the coin machines.
How long until the store closes?
2 hours.
All right, let's be ready for them.
Yes.
I understand.
Look, officer Culla, I don't know if it's
a billy goat or a dairy goat.
I just know it's a goat.
Alright, it was last seen on Easter.
I'll check it out right away.
So if it turns up in your PSA, would you give me a ring?
Thank you.
Did you cancel the pickup from child services?
- What? - That was them on the phone.
They said an officer Brander called about an hour ago
and said we no longer needed them to come down here.
Look, I just didn't want the baby to spend Christmas Eve
in a cold, city run facility.
I want him to be amongst people who love him.
And what happens tomorrow?
I don't know.
Brander, you heard the deputy chief.
You gotta let go.
If we don't find this baby's mother,
he's going into an orphanage.
- Where you going? - To do my job.
- Oh, dear. - Aw, bud.
Oh, don't forget his blanket.
It might get cold.
Oh, wait a minute.
This is a stadium blanket.
Revere high, blue and gray.
My nephew goes there.
I think they call that a clue, Brander.
Yes, ma'am.
Hang on to him a little longer.
[baby crying]
Take your time.
15 years for a first offense?
And she had no idea what her brother was carrying.
In federal court, a first time rapist
gets five to seven years.
A kidnapper, four to five.
Second degree murder, 11 to 14.
The president leaves for Camp David in 2 hours.
He's done signing clemency's for the year.
Look, put it in his underwear while he's packing, alright?
Come on. The ride's gonna wait.
Chief Mannion, this came in without any fanfare?
There was nothing here to make us stand up and take notice.
Yeah, you mean like a campaign contribution?
I don't know what to say.
Alright.
While you're thinking of something to say,
here's a number you can call.
And when you find the words,
you explain it to him.
- Who's this? - Crystal Whitmore's son.
Clarence Rodney Whitmore III.
He's eight years old.
You tell him.
Explain to him why his mom's not gonna be home for Christmas
for another five to ten years.
♪ Hark, the Herald Angel's sing, glory to the new born king ♪
Chief, they're already gone.
The presidential motorcade left for the airport
ten minutes ago.
We're holding traffic for them.
What's the route?
Well, they should be approaching Washington Avenue.
The presidential motorcade has been stopped because
of an accident involving a goat.
Hey, I know that goat.
Hold onto it.
- Oh no. - Wait a minute.
Sir, you're not allowed down here.
It's okay, Jimmy, it's the chief.
Let me talk to him for just a minute.
- Chief - Tracht.
Let me talk to the president, please.
Okay, let's go.
Okay.
Well, how about that, huh?
Listen.
Get in.
Such a pretty girl you are.
Where did you find him?
Washington Avenue.
It's either getting in or getting out of
the president's limo. I don't want to talk about it.
You missed your plane.
All of them.
I know.
Beth and Jack Jr. are gonna be disappointed.
Won't be the first time.
[goat bleating]
Yeah, that's one of ours.
They gave them out at homecoming.
So, am I, like, a witness or something, Uncle Phil?
No, no, no.
We're just looking for a girl at your school.
She's, um.
You know, she...
She might be with...
- She had a baby. - Yeah.
- Like a baby baby? - Yeah.
Maybe it's someone you know.
What's so funny?
You think I hang out with girls?
I appreciate that.
Gerald.
It could be somebody you noticed who gained weight recently.
Someone you heard a story about.
Think.
Alistair Nichols. Cheerleader.
Hot.
I heard her telling one of her friends she was loading
up on Twinkies because her boyfriend broke up with her.
And then kids started rumors.
You know how that goes.
I know her locker combo.
If you need it.
You're starting to scare me.
Alistair Nichols.
- Thank you. - I can go now?
You can go straight home.
Alright.
Here.
Vending machine is against the wall.
No chocolate.
Get a rash.
- See you tomorrow, Uncle Phil. - Alright.
Thanks again, bud.
Officers, this is the kind
of opportunity that comes along
once in a cop's career.
Tonight, we are going
to get to play Santa Claus.
Two units in each district will be assigned
to return stolen merchandise
recovered this afternoon
by officers Page and Debreno,
back to their rightful owners.
We will deck the halls with
boughs of holly!
♪ May your heart ♪
♪ Be light ♪
♪ In a year our troubles ♪
♪ Will be out of sight ♪
♪ From now on ♪
♪ Have yourself a ♪
♪ Merry little Christmas ♪
♪ Make the yule-tide gay ♪
♪ In a year our troubles ♪
♪ Will be miles away ♪
♪ Here we are as in olden days ♪
♪ Happy golden days of yore ♪
♪ Precious friends who are dear to us ♪
♪ Gather near to us ♪
♪ Once more ♪
♪ I know that ♪
♪ In a year we all ♪
♪ Will be together ♪
♪ If the fate's allow ♪
♪ Until then we'll just have ♪
♪ To muddle through somehow ♪
♪ Have ourselves ♪
♪ A merry little Christmas now ♪
You all set?
- It's midnight already? - Mm hmm. Almost.
- Is that a...? - Mistletoe.
Yeah.
No. Someone's idea of a joke.
I see.
I bet you had a lot of traffic through here today, huh?
I was the Grinch today.
You give out no kisses?
No.
No, not a one.
Uh huh.
Well, then I, uh.
I guess I better not get my hopes up then, huh?
What does that do for your hopes?
Pretty much everything.
Come on.
They're here.
Alister Nichols and her parents are here for the baby.
[singing Christmas Carol]
♪ Good tidings we bring ♪
♪ To you and your kin ♪
♪ Good tidings for Christmas ♪
♪ And a happy new year ♪
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
♪ And a happy new year ♪
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