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- How'd the order go out? - We'll talk on the plane.

Billie and the NSC?

Or she went straight to EUCOM?

Billie.

Why are we going south, guys?

Vance's looking at activity outside Heathrow.

- Serious? - Demonstration.

- About us? - Scotland Yard's clearing it out.

There's a protest.

- Yeah. - Protesting us. You concerned?

Well, Number 10 is. They blocked off the M25.

- The police? - The protesters.

Highway's blocked off.

They'll put out a misdirect to divert the crowd,

but it's gonna take a minute.

- How long's a minute? - Shh! How long?

We have a decoy.

- At least an hour. - An hour?

- An hour. - Don't think so.

At least.

Marty, we're not gonna circle for an hour.

- Looking at alts. - Number 10 is on with the palace.

They'd like to invite you to Windsor Castle.

- Windsor. - There's a castle very close.

- That may be our best bet. - Windsor.

Windsor Castle.

The only thing is that the king is in Balmoral,

so they'd like someone from London to host.

We don't need a royal.

They are not gonna let you in without a welcome.

- It'll look like a snub. - To the president?

She doesn't give a shit.

- It's fine. - I gotta take a leak.

Anywhere with a drain?

Just let them know we are overwhelmed by their generosity.

They don't need to do a whole thing.

Got it.

This is gonna be a whole thing.

Windsor command post for Baits. Sweeps complete.

Local confirms inner grounds secure. No public. We are clear for arrival.

Windsor Castle guards. Turn!

Madam President, welcome to Windsor Castle.

Thank you so much for this.

Mr. Penn.

His Majesty regrets he's unable to welcome you himself,

but he sends his warmest regards, and we are at your service.

We're very grateful.

- It's an honor. - Port in a storm.

Apologies for the terrible fuss at Heathrow.

We're not usually so demonstrative.

People are upset. They have every right to be.

Most gracious.

Mr. Vice President.

General Fitzwilliam is governor of Windsor Castle.

We are so pleased to have you back.

I understand you were hoping for a brief pause.

This gentleman can show you to the facilities.

Fantastic.

- This way, sir. - Appreciated.

Madam President, in his absence, His Majesty would like to welcome you...

Billie.

Callum Ellis pulled me aside before we left.

He thinks the Russians took the weapon.

Why?

There was a drop in radiation levels near the sub.

What's he doing about it?

Well, he doesn't want to tell Trowbridge until he's sure.

- He's afraid Trowbridge'll... - Yeah.

He asked me to check in with DNI or Admiral Cruz

just to see if it's real or a misread from his equipment.

I'll look into it. Thank you.

Should I talk to Cruz?

I got it.

Billie.

There's nothing wrong with his sensors.

The weapon's gone.

We're gonna put together a response for you. Hang tight.

You were okay with this?

- Tricky moment. - Not really.

It's over the line.

The line moves.

It's a lot of hat.

Mink?

Bear. Bearskin.

- Really? - Yep.

Like, historic? Or they're shooting bears every year to make the hats?

New bears.

PETA must love that.

They don't.

It can't be comfortable.

It's not, but they do it anyway, because they respect the institutions

that protected their sovereignty for 21 decades.

Windsor Castle guards. General salute!

Present arms!

Windsor Castle guards.

Slope arms!

Shoulder arms!

Your safety is of the utmost concern.

We've closed off public access to the wing,

so all of the State Apartments are at your disposal.

We worked with your advance team

to set up communications in the Equerries Room.

- Thank you. - For you, we have the princess's office.

You will, of course, be otherwise occupied.

- Ma'am... - Mr. Penn.

The castle has over 1,000 rooms,

should you wish to stretch your legs before the flight.

I would love that.

- The Khartoum statement is vague. - Yeah.

Something or nothing.

Let's get everyone on the phone and pick a road. Not mush.

Secret Service doesn't want you here long. We'll call from the plane.

- Is that Avery? - Liz.

- About what? - Taipei.

Ma'am, thank you for your patience. I have the president.

Why did I get a hysterical memo from the secretary of state?

What did you say to Billie?

- You want a readout? - Yeah.

It's below your pay grade.

They have an office for the president and feel bad they don't for you,

but they're hoping you'll be okay in here.

This is not what they should feel bad about.

Thanks, everybody.

- Ready for the pile? - Give me a minute?

Were you talking about the Poseidon?

With Billie?

You worried I asked her to give it back?

Katherine, the president is concerned you're a security risk.

You should put me in a position to correct her.

I told her Callum knows there's no weapon down there.

If we don't explain why,

he's gonna tell Trowbridge it was the Russians.

What did she say?

She'll run it through the mill, get back to me.

Great. Done.

You made a covert military incursion into an ally's territory.

We made them safer by orders of magnitude.

Russia will find their sub. They will come to get their sub.

They will lose their shit

when they find their apocalypse weapon is gone and will...

- Attack the United Kingdom. - Yeah. You think they won't?

Kate, if I thought they would attack the United Kingdom,

I wouldn't have done it.

I?

- The president. - "I" is instructive here.

You don't like that we kept you out of it.

Why did she bother crossing an ocean to make up with Nicol

if she was going to trash the alliance again

while seated in his home?

Oh come on. If he finds out...

- When. - If...

"They always find out, Katie."

A cover-up's not a solution. It's just a minute to get your pants on.

When he finds out,

he'll be so relieved

there's not a nuclear bomb clanking around in a sub so shitty

it ran aground off his beach.

He's a narcissist.

You have to build him up and fluff him and love him.

When you infantilize him over and over...

- Kate. - It could have blown up.

The shitty Russian sub could have been so shitty,

it exploded and set off the goddamn bomb.

It didn't. We have it now.

We have removed the threat and rebalanced the arms race.

You of all people should be thrilled.

Oh, I am.

I understand the reasoning. I just think...

I should have consulted you.

- No. - We were not together when I decided.

I did not need to share with you my every thought.

- I know that. - The begging came later.

"You have to take me back."

Really?

It was bullshit.

- No, it wasn't. - Wow.

But out of the clear blue, moments later, actual moments,

you decide I'm calamitously dangerous?

This has nothing to do with us.

It does. That's all it has to do with.

I just said I understand the move. I just said that.

My concern is that you and she, together, are...

What?

Yeah, okay, dangerous.

- Wow. - Who pumps the brakes when it's you two?

- There was a deliberative process. - No, there wasn't.

You both come up with harebrained ideas,

like some granny should blow up a British warship.

- This is not the same. - It's exactly the same.

I have a role.

I remind you that gravity exists and things fall apart and people find out.

The two of you together, hurtling into the abyss.

- You're jealous. - Fuck!

- What? - Fuck, a splinter.

- Let me see. - It's fine.

Give me. Let me.

- Hold on. - Do you see it?

Oh yeah.

Oh, that's big.

No, don't bite it. Stop.

Did you get it?

Yeah. Anything left in there?

No.

I'm not jealous.

Todd is jealous.

No, he's not.

- For real? - Yep.

Ridiculous. He thinks I'm fucking his wife?

He asked me if I thought you were.

I said I found it unlikely.

But he's not insane.

The two of you look shady together, like something's not above board.

It was a covert military operation. It's not above board.

Well, the Brits figured it out, so insufficiently covert.

What am I supposed to say to Callum?

Billie Appiah will answer that question

when she's consulted the national security apparatus

and brought their collective thinking to the president.

He's the point person for the Navy and Downing Street and MI6.

If we don't give him a plausible explanation,

he has to report it to Trowbridge.

We're here. I can have him come over.

I'd love to see him.

I told you, that's... It's done.

You told him?

I tried to, but God knows why. He was focused on the loose nuke.

I don't wanna see him.

I want Grace to inform him that we removed the weapon.

That will cauterize the whole fucking mess. No?

Ask Billie.

- Billie doesn't think it's a problem. - Maybe it's not a problem.

- It should go to Grace. - Be my guest.

From you.

It's not my opinion. You have a position. Tell her your fucking self.

I don't have walk-in privileges, nor should I,

but if you platform it as a reasonable idea...

I don't think it is.

I can get you in the room, but I'm not endorsing your confessional.

- I think it's dumb. - So get me in the fucking room.

- Hi there. - Hey.

Aren't you on a plane?

I'm not. Where are you now?

Foreign Office.

How would you feel about stopping by Windsor Castle?

Hi.

What are you doing here?

Having a meeting in the study. Can you unlock it?

Why? No. Who?

Libby.

Why?

Your people made peace

by agreeing my people could disappear the Statue of Liberty in a glass of milk.

Now I have to do it.

Tom Libby's an asshole. I don't like how he treated you.

I don't either, but I'm pretending I'm over it

by inviting him to problem-solve in a cozy room.

- Who do I get to light the fire? - Frances. Why does it have to be cozy?

We're not gonna snuggle on the couch. We have work to do.

He hung you out to dry.

He should be groveling, not sitting by your fire.

- Are you... - What?

Protecting me?

- No. - From that not-nice man?

Oh, fuck you.

- Don't touch anything on the desk. - It's cute.

You should challenge him to a duel.

I will and I'll win.

The protest is ruining our narrative.

Tell Libby you heard Trowbridge call her "Amazing Grace."

- Did he? - Possible.

He whipped up a mob. She's hiding in a castle.

Then come up with your own.

But effusive,

not "Less of a train wreck than we anticipated."

Hey.

I know you wanna have a talk,

and you're afraid to say so 'cause you think it'll scare me off.

It won't?

No, it will.

I just wanted you to know I noticed.

Tell Tom Libby, he fucks with you, I'll cut him down.

Billie brought me up to speed. She's getting into it.

And I'm happy to go back to Mr. Ellis with whatever message the team lands on,

but I wanted to put an option in front of you that I think is...

Better than the rest?

Well, it may be,

but it'll be controversial, so I wanted to...

Make sure Billie didn't kill it before it got to me.

Yes.

Or Hal.

I ran it by him. He's not a fan.

Love it already.

I think you tell Callum Ellis where the Poseidon is.

I do love it.

He's close to figuring it out on his own anyway.

The actual truth will put an end to his concern.

You know. I don't get the impression it made you feel any better.

That is not at all the issue.

- You sure? - I am. I...

Good, so he asked you if the Russians took it.

That's a question you can answer truthfully.

- Sure. - They didn't.

He will have follow-ups.

The Pentagon will give you a mountain of fact that will ameliorate his concern

about the Russians, who were nowhere near the place.

He and I have a frank relationship.

If we say, "Look, this happened,

it may have been a mistake, but on balance, it's probably..."

It wasn't a mistake.

No, and ultimately he'll see that, and even if he doesn't...

I don't care what he thinks.

And I don't want you apologizing

for one of the easiest decisions I've made all week.

I'm gonna step out of my shoes here for a moment. Is that okay?

Do you have to?

Hal has a gift.

It brought him success, and it's been a boon to the nation,

but he speaks about national security

with a kind of concision and authority and flair, frankly.

It can obfuscate the complexity of the situation,

or his command of it.

It's not intentional,

but it's really hard to not get swept up in the...

you know.

I don't.

This is a conversation I've had more than once.

Part of being the guy with the dustpan behind the elephant,

and God knows I've been there.

I fell for it harder than anyone, so I feel like it's incumbent upon me

to put a warning label on the guy's forehead that says,

"Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence."

- Of Hal? - Yeah.

He's like a drug.

I mean, no, but...

I operated heavy machinery while under his influence.

No, but it's... you know.

I operated a submarine.

Well...

You did.

Thanks, Ambassador.

Ma'am, he's valuable, but if he's the only voice in your ear...

I was not entranced by your husband.

Oh, of course not.

His words did not addle my brain.

Ma'am, that... that is not at all what I was trying...

You just told me I ate an elephant's ass load full of bullshit.

He's the gas. I'm the brakes.

I don't love being the brakes, but if nobody's doing it...

I think we're done.

Ma'am, I'm not making this up.

Your husband noticed before I did.

There's a...

an energy between the two of you,

and it can be a tremendous force for good for the country,

but you gotta know what you're handling.

I will consider reading in Mr. Kellis.

Ellis.

Callum is his first name, and it can be confusing.

You said Kellis.

Mrs. Munning asked me to close them.

Mr. Hayford wants them open,

so people know they can go outside for the hot cider.

The guests are shivering.

They should try the cider.

Perhaps you'd like to explain to Mrs. Munning

why our very expensive heating is flying out the open door.

Hot cider is an American tradition. Did you try it?

We drink it with rum. On its own, it's juice for children.

- "Amazing Grace." - Really?

That's what I hear. And Trowbridge has got a big voice.

- Booming. - "Amazing Grace."

I am really pleased. It's such a relief.

All the protests, I was worried.

We thought it was gonna be an uphill climb, but the two of them...

He needs to make that clear to the protesters.

His earlier statement stirred up a great deal of rage.

And the king told Adams, I've always said that I would...

George III thought his son to be both in eating and drinking much too free.

She says the same about me.

We were looking at John Adams's account of his audience with King George.

Adams was, at the time, your country's first ambassador to Britain.

Oh, look at that.

I believe this gentleman hoped to photograph you with the documents.

Sure.

Did you by any chance tell the current ambassador to Britain

that you're concerned her husband has turned my head?

- I didn't think it was romantic. - Sexual.

It's not weird to think men want to fuck you.

Speaking to the vice president's wife about this concern

is so far outside the realm of...

- Hello. Thank you. - You are exceptional hosts.

- Thank you. We're so grateful. - Thank you.

She said she wasn't worried.

If she told you she was worried, that's no...

I'm worried that you have taken the first XX chromosome

in the history of the American presidency

and reduced it to a gal with a crush on her lab partner.

- You're making a big deal out of nothing. - I'm not actually.

Because the ambassador fears

the whoosh of oxytocin I get when talking to the VP

has altered my nuclear policy.

Wanna get some lunch?

It went well.

Is that what the PM said?

More or less.

- What'd he actually say? - Why don't you give me your version?

What's wrong with his?

He can be inventive with summary and restatement.

You trust me less than you used to.

No.

Will it pass?

Eventually.

What'd he say?

He said we found a Russian sub armed with a nuclear super missile

and we're going to bury it secretly in an underwater coffin.

That's actually correct.

- It is? - Yeah.

It's preposterous.

Are you familiar with Runit Dome?

- No. - In the Marshall Islands.

We tested quite a lot of nuclear bombs there in the '50s.

Yes.

In the '70s, we started to feel bad about leaving plutonium on the beach.

As one does.

So we buried it in concrete.

And that's what we're doing.

The sub may be leaking.

The weapon may be leaking.

Your PM doesn't trust us with it.

My president doesn't trust you with it. So they'd like to bury it.

Did it work?

On the Marshall Islands?

It largely worked.

It may be leaking some radiation.

The idea is this one wouldn't leak.

Mr. Hayford, may I introduce Jerome Hooch?

- Houch. - Houch, from the Foreign Office.

He was hoping to have a word with you about...

Oh, now I've forgotten.

I bet he'll remember. Thank you.

- The joint statement. - From the summit.

You need to address public sentiment, particularly in light of the protests,

and it's quite good, I found it very moving.

But the phrase "new leaf" appears more than once.

It's an early draft. They're not even in the air yet.

They got an invitation to Windsor Castle.

Also, "eager to turn the page" appears in the final paragraph.

I think both countries are happy to put all this behind us.

President Penn is, I'm sure, relieved

to put the unfortunate missteps of her predecessor behind her,

which makes her a new leaf and a turn of the page,

but the prime minister...

- Is an old leaf. - Is the previous page.

What would the Foreign Office prefer?

- Tabula rasa? - American audience.

Clean slate?

Yeah.

Or return to something.

Return to good health,

restoring our relationship's long-time vitality.

- Wordy. - Yeah.

Clean slate?

Hey.

- You need me? - "Need" isn't the word I'd use.

Well, Billie made it seem like...

State is extremely concerned we're decreasing arms sales to Taiwan.

We're on the clock here.

Taipei's hours away from releasing the funds, and Ganon inexplicably...

And DOD and NSC and Liz. It's not just Ganon.

Well, we made an inexpensive drone.

The price is decreasing, but the...

Capability is increasing. I get it.

I think it sends the wrong message

on the verge of China's third set of war games around Taiwan.

It sends absolutely the right message.

We're not antagonizing Beijing. We're not egging them on.

- We're actually increasing Taipei's... - Capability, I get it.

I figured you would. When we first talked about it...

I don't carve your every thought in stone.

This may look like I'm dialing back on the verge of...

- China's third set of war games, yeah. - Yes, third.

Am I in the penalty box here for an idea you and I actually came up with together?

I met with Kate.

Okay.

Apparently...

both our spouses think I have got some kind of...

feeling for you.

- I'm sorry? - One that is compromising my judgment.

Wow.

May I...

apologize for Kate's utter and complete breach of professional...

- If I have given you the impression... - No, absolutely not.

It's possible HR should weigh in.

Jesus Christ. Grace. Ma'am.

I am sorry.

No, I never said anything of the kind. I... I do not know what she is thinking.

Apparently, my husband raised the concern with her.

So she didn't just yank it out of her ass full cloth.

Out of her mind. She didn't invent it.

- If Todd is... - He's not.

- I'm happy to... to speak with him. - No, let's just... No.

- Well, if this is interfering... - It's not.

Because we did agree,

you and me, that we would make the package smaller and smarter.

Jesus Christ.

- I'll tell Billie to move on with the... - Yeah.

- What did you say to her? - I think she misunderstood.

You told the commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces

her judgment is clouded?

No.

- By her feelings for your husband? - Oh, Jesus.

If you're trying to get me to ask for a divorce, it's working.

Why is this about you?

She's uncomfortable standing in a room with me.

It makes it harder to do the job.

I made it clear your game does not discriminate by gender or sexual...

Oh my God.

Equal opportunity varnished on anything more naughty than a stop sign.

- You win. I'm out. - What?

First you claim I'm the love child of Pol Pot and Joseph Stalin.

Now I'm feeling up the president? You made a mistake.

- Now you want out of the marriage. - That is not what I was doing.

This used to take a few days.

- You ran the whole track in an hour. - Stop.

I did not call you a dictator.

You said I'm gonna get 8 million Britons incinerated by the Russians.

- I said maybe. - Oh, fuck off.

It's the worst case scenario. I'm paid to think of that.

And only that.

Russia will level the British Isles,

or they will continue combing the ocean floor

and failing to find their sub,

because the ocean floor is really fucking large.

It's big.

It may be bigger than I picture it.

I'm not trying to vilify you to get out of the marriage.

I'm trying to get back into the marriage.

No, you're not.

I love you, but you can't keep doing this to me.

I have a job.

- And you're great at the job. - You kneecapped me with her.

- I shouldn't have talked about your charm. - Reckless, dangerous, evil.

I never said evil. You're not.

And that's not what I'm trying to say.

I'm not.

But I'm not gonna like every decision you make.

Not my point at all.

We do high highs and really low lows.

That's what I'm coming back for.

The fights are gonna be spicy.

When I was with...

Anyway.

What?

I'm not sure if I should bring him up.

Callum?

No is the answer.

I was gonna tell you something I figured out.

- I mean it. - Fine.

I hit too hard. That's what I realized.

You don't deserve that.

It's not about you.

It's about me.

What, he... he told you that?

- We don't have to get into it. - No, no, now I'm interested.

I need to stop

hitting so hard.

- Physically? - Verbally.

Verbally, I can be too forceful.

Thank you.

- Professionally, I need to articulate... - That's not what I'm talking about.

With clarity as representative to the Court of St. James.

Of course.

If she's too much of a priss to realize you talked her off a cliff...

She's still on the cliff.

She's perfectly, adequately positioned on the cliff.

Then there's no problem.

I can't...

I can't live like this, Kate. I don't have it in me.

Like what?

This full-body panic every time we disagree

because I think you're gonna bail on the marriage.

It's a terrible way to live.

Yeah?

Talk to your source.

Let him know Intelligence is confident the radiation levels are stable.

His readings must be faulty.

The president and I discussed reading him in.

She considered a lot of options.

She'd like to retain code word prerogative.

There you have it.

He's on his way over here.

Callum.

- I called him and told him to come. - Jesus Christ. Now?

Yeah.

Well...

She told you what to say.

Your sensors are wrong?

It's thin, but it'll do.

It's extremely thin. I'm not talking to a stranger.

No.

He knows every inch of your face. Makes it harder.

Can you just tell the president he's coming?

Maybe she'll want a conversation.

She said what she wants.

I'm not raising it again with her. Neither is Billie.

Neither are you.

Hey, Jun. Do you know which room the president's in?

Yes, ma'am. She's in Secondary Hold.

Thank you.

Sorry to bother you. Could you direct me to the ladies' room?

- Of course, just here on the left. - Thank you.

Hi.

- Oh, sorry. - Quite all right.

- I can... - Do what you gotta do, Ambassador.

Thank you.

Can I apologize?

- Unnecessary. - It is.

I stuck my foot in it in a way that even for me was extravagant.

All is forgotten.

I'm sure, and thank you.

But I'm worried I did a disservice to the argument I was trying to make,

which I think matters.

We're making a mistake.

Again?

- This guy... - Ellis?

He's a resource,

and we are treating him like a functionary.

Hal's had a lot of success

looking counterparts in the eye and saying the moon is cheese,

but in this case, he's not that familiar with the contact,

and he's not advocating for what'll be most persuasive.

We have a man on the inside.

I can't walk up to him, hold out my hands, and say, "Nothing up my sleeve."

No, you can't.

- Okay. - I will find someone who can.

Ma'am, if I could just explain where...

You have explained. In fact, you did so twice.

And whether or not I was dizzy by the musk wafting off your husband,

I got it the first time.

I do not agree. You are not to contact your contact.

For the time being, contact no one.

Taiwan, message received.

Super.

- What happened? - The president would like to fire me.

I hadn't thought that, but it's something to consider.

- Hold on. - The current arrangement is not working.

She's torching this alliance.

Take a walk.

Signatures on the first three.

Can we find me a suit that's just a little less gamey?

Yep.

ETD moved to three.

- Avery. - Billie, can you wait 30 seconds?

- We can't. - Grace.

- I know she's out of line. - Six feet apart.

You can fire her.

- Who? - Kate's become a problem.

We tried. You made an effort.

We need an advocate you can trust. It's an alliance that matters.

It'll ruin your home life.

I'll have a cranky VP on the top of the rest of it.

It won't. I'll be seeing more of her 'cause she'll be living at home.

If she's not here, she can be in Washington.

Second lady all the time.

Some people might say she's easier to take when she's across an ocean.

And the Russians are still looking for it.

They'll want the weapon, yeah. So there's a time factor.

Meaning?

We have very little time.

Well, how long does this take?

I don't know. I don't know if it's even possible.

It's never been done.

Except at something Dome.

Runit Dome, which leaked and was not underwater.

What have you got so far?

We are going to need quite a lot of concrete.

You've thought this through.

And a cover story that explains

why we're putting 2,000 tons of concrete in the water.

Shale deposits.

Like with oil?

We need some sort of large apparatus out there, like, what do you call it?

The derrick?

I don't know. Announcing we struck oil...

- Yeah. - Attracts attention.

Don't want that.

Is there a deep sea mining angle?

- Mining what? - Scouting.

Rare earth minerals.

Are there any rare earth minerals in the North Sea?

Has anyone scouted?

- What about undersea cables? - Do you bury them in concrete?

I've no idea.

Lithium. Is that a rare earth mineral?

One of us should be taking notes.

I'm not taking notes.

You were a fucking dick tool when I needed your help.

You can take the notes.

Should've seen that one coming.

I always thought if I had to leave State, I'd teach at the institute.

But maybe second lady will keep me too busy.

She's not gonna fire you.

Why?

I witched her with my raw sexual energy. She forgot all about it.

- Oh my fucking Lord. - You're on a short leash.

Absolutely.

Jesus, I was scared.

I... I still need to say something to Callum.

Katherine.

The Russians don't have the weapon. End of story.

I'm not bailing on the marriage.

That's not what this was all about. Even if she fires me.

Are you?

It feels like shit, doesn't it?

Wondering all the time if the person you love is about to run.

Pardon me, Ambassador.

Mr. Ellis is here to see you.

Hey.

I talked to DNI.

That was fast. You got the admiral?

Hargraves, Deputy of Mission Integration.

Were your radiation readings from MARNET?

- That's right. - That's what Hargraves suspected.

She saw the readings too. False alarm.

MARNET's been fussy lately.

Their sensors have been confused by offshore oil field waste.

Okay.

Our intelligence doesn't think Russia has even located the sub yet.

Did they give you any kind of map of dark target movement in the area?

- No, but... - It would be helpful.

Can I talk about something else?

My.

Yeah.

Oh fuck.

It's a complicated time.

Hal and I...

I made him a promise a long time ago, and...

I just have to give it every possible chance.

I'm so sorry. I...

I have...

I have loved our time together.

It has been a...

precious thing.

He treats you badly. You know that, don't you?

You heard about our marriage from my perspective.

These things have two sides.

I'm sure you treat him badly too.

I'm so sorry.

How'd you break the news?

I told him the sensors were faulty,

and he had a bunch of questions,

so I distracted him by ending our relationship.

Come.

Come.

Katherine Wyler,

take you,

Harlan Moses Wyler,

to have and to hold...

- lawfully wedded wife. - Yes.

To be my lawfully wedded husband.

For better

or for worse.

Really.

Are you sure?

Worse and worse.

Till death do us part.

Windsor Castle guards.

Halt.

You told Grace I thought she was into your guy?

- No. - 'Cause I got a lot of hell.

No, no, no, no, no. I was talking about their partnership

and the best way to backstop it.

To provide a backstop for it.

Because it's productive and it should be supported.

- It was pretty bad. - You whiffed it.

The king expresses again his profound regret.

Please thank him. I'll write to him.

I won't tell him what a good stand-in you were.

Certainly not.

Thank you for hosting us in your country pile.

Kate's coming back to Washington.

Well, just for a few days.

- Oh yeah? - I still have a job in the UK.

Maybe, dinner, the four of us, when she's in DC?

You think?

A debt of gratitude.

No, madam, it was our honor.

And please accept our apologies for the demonstrations.

- Of course. - No trouble at all.

Real lifesaver.

Thank you, everyone. You've been so kind, really.

We're very grateful for your hospitality.

Thank you.

It's real bear, you know?

- What is? - The hats.

The plumage comes from swans,

who you will be relieved to hear are not harmed in the harvesting process.

We underutilize feathers.

I want you to sit down with Jerry when you're in town...

Down!

Gun!

- Down! - Move!

- Shots fired! Shots fired! - Move!