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Love when we come together through family time.

I know we'll always weather the hardest times.

So go on, get it. Yeah, you've got to try

my family's pie.

Hey guys Any chance you guys know who left me these

Their carts from the secret admirer

Yeah, apparently they really like

me So you sure when your friends didn't leave

me this or something

I'm going to go try to figure out who left me these cards.

Well, good luck.

Thanks. We'll find out.

Hopefully.

Bye, Damon.

Do you guys know who gave him those cards?

Well, okay. I may have left him a card. You did?

Yes, I did. And it's because, look, I know I'm only your guy's step-cousin,

but I saw that he was feeling really down.

because his girlfriend broke up with him, and I wanted to make him feel

better. Okay, so what did you do?

Well, I went into his room, and I dropped the card off really sneaky on

his pillow, and then I, you know, I gave him a little strip tease. I mean, I'm

just your step-cousin, so it's cool.

Hey, Damon.

Oh, what's up, Jen?

Not much is up with me. What's going on with you?

Just hanging out.

Well, I wanted to know if I could get your opinion on something.

Okay, sure, on what?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jane, what are you doing?

Jane, what the... Come on, you can't see anything.

What do you mean I can't? I see a lot of things right now.

Jane! I just wanted to know what you think of this lingerie for Valentine's

Day and if it's festive enough.

Yeah, it looks great.

Well, I want to know if you think my boyfriend will like it.

Yeah, I'm sure he'll love it.

Yeah?

Here, take that.

That's all I wanted to know.

Thanks, Damon.

Sure.

And I think it cheered him up, so mission accomplished.

I think he really liked it. My question for you, did you guys leave cards?

Okay, I did.

Yeah, you did.

I did. I mean, he was downstairs all by himself.

I'm just eating some of this banana bread that mom made.

You look a little stressed out. Are you okay?

I'm a little bit out of shape from this breakup and Valentine's Day is right

around the corner.

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.

I offered to give him a back massage.

Oh, you offered to give him a back massage and then what happened?

Are you sure there isn't anything I can do for you?

Yeah, I'll be okay. I think so.

Really? I mean, I could give you a massage.

No, I don't need a massage. I'll be okay.

Come on. I need the practice for school, and you're really stressed out.

Wouldn't it be kind of weird if you had a towel, though?

You can't even see anything. I'm completely covered.

What? Your towel.

Dude, it's fine.

Close your eyes. No, no, it's not fine. Can you put it back on? Just close your

eyes and relax.

Enjoy it.

I can't enjoy this.

Are you going to put your towel on?

Okay, so I may have been naked while giving him the massage.

Yeah. But he really enjoyed it.

And that's it.

We left right after that.

Wow. Well, there was three cards, and we both sent one, so...

Okay, fine.

So I may have left him the card.

Well, I snuck up to his room, and I put the

card into his drawer. Okay. And then...

I had a bunch of little flower petals and I threw them all over his bed and

covered myself in them.

Mackenzie, what the fuck are you doing?

Damon, I heard about your breakup. I just wanted to help.

Help with what?

I thought I could make you feel loved and make sure you knew, you know? No,

this isn't how you do it. This is completely wrong. Mackenzie, get out of

here. Go! Oh my god, I'm sorry, Damon.

Thank you. And then I just laid there waiting for him.

I think he left.

Oh, okay.

Did you figure out who's sending you those cards?

Yeah. No, I couldn't find out who sent me the cards.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Yeah, it's unfortunate because I had this whole thing planned out. I was

going to take them shopping and go on a picnic and go see a movie afterwards.

I was going to fuck them at the end, but I can't figure out who did it.

Really?

I'll be right back.

Hi, Damon.

What is this?

It's wrong. You don't like our lingerie. You don't like it.

It's cute.

Well, we just wanted to know whose card you liked the best.

Wait, you know who sent the card?

Obviously.

We just want to know which one you like the best. It shouldn't be that hard.

Yeah.

Did you like mine the best? I mean, you caught us. We sent you the cards.

I bet you liked mine the best, right?

No, it was mine. It was mine.

We just wanted to make you feel better and mission accomplished, I think.

They were pretty nice.

And we liked what you said you were going to do to the girl who gave you the

cards. You're going to fuck her?

We were really excited about it.

And we think it's only fair that because all three of us sent you cards,

you need to fuck all three of us.

Which card did you like the best?

You have to pick one one of

ours

I'm gonna show you who had the best card.

Please. Suck his fucking cock.

You want to fucking win in this family?

Suck his fucking cock.

Yum.

She really wants to ride that car.

Get it.

Get it.

I don't think she can.

I don't think you can get it that deep. Oh, she can.

I got myself in this big fucking bed.

Fuck,

it's getting so fucking wet.

Yes, I want to watch both of you fucking work on that dick.

Fuck yes. Fuck yes. Get your fucking head down on that fucking dick and gag

on it. Gag on it.

Yes.

But that doesn't mean he liked your card the best. Doesn't mean he likes

your card either. Just because you can suck cock doesn't mean he liked yours

the best.

Yes.

You gotta get the balls. Don't forget about the balls.

Oh my god, I love this angle.

Watching you get buzzed in your mouth.

We can all do it at the same time. Fucking get in there.

Guys, like you said you would.

Act. In fact, I think it's time for you to fuck me

first. Because I have the best fucking card.

No, I do. I have the best fucking card. Guys.

You know what?

I'm just sitting right on that fucking card. No. I know.

Grab my fucking way.

Stop it.

It's not fair.

You're so bad.

Oh, shit.

And that would signal your turn.

That's it,

that's it, that's it, that's it.

Please. So bad. So bad.

It's my turn for you to fuck me, Damon.

Mm-hmm. We all gave you a card, so we all get to get fucked.

Especially your little adopted sister.

Oh, yeah.

I'm just going to fucking spread her ass down here for you.

I think she loves fucking sort of things that cough.

Ew, just like that.

Let's go and fucking slut.

Oh my god.

I love you.

Oh my god, I'm coming!

Let's see what's ready here. No, we're going in a fucking order. Oh my God.

Well, maybe he gets to choose.

Or maybe she gets to choose.

Don't worry, Mac. You're next.

You're second.

Just like her.

Fuck you.

Fuck me like that.

Yes, yes

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're in a tight little fuzzy.

Yeah, I just don't fucking want you to come in and out.

I don't want you to fucking watch with me.

I just don't fucking want you to come in and out.

Oh, shit.

Oh my god.

You're gonna fucking make me cum.

You're gonna fucking make me cum.

Just watching your heart.

Me and him, we both did so good.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck yes.

I feel so bad, I feel so bad, please do not, please do not, please do not, yes,

yes, oh my God, I feel so bad, I feel so bad.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh,

shit.

Holy fucking shit.

Fuck,

fuck.

Oh.

Give her what she's always wanted.

This is so amusable

Spongebob?

Don't use her.

She wants you to fuck the shit out of her.

So do it. Fuck the

shit

out of her.

You look so good.

It's time for you to fuck your little adopted sister, Jessie.

I know you want her pussy.

She is ready for that cough.

She is not used to that.

Oh my

god.

Fuck the shit out of her.

Oh, my God.

Spread it with me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my

God.

You like this? You like this?

Yeah, you fucking like that, don't you?

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, look at that. Oh,

look at that. Oh,

look at that.

Oh,

fuck.

I love you.

I love you.

Happy Valentine's Day!