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Thank you.

I'm sure I forgot something.

We tell him or we don't tell him?

Oh, now's the time.

You're not going to let us go on vacation without saying goodbye, are

you? You can only go with me and him.

You can say that to my boss.

I'm the one who keeps the house.

You have all your time.

The time to find what you think you have forgotten and the time to say goodbye to

Apopole and me, the goodbyes we deserve.

We who remain.

Thank you.

So, what's going on in there?

Come on, darling, could you finish?

You started so well.

Of course, my darling, but it all depends on the weather.

It doesn't seem to work.

Don't worry, darling, everything works fine here.

Oh, poor thing. I can't leave him like that.

That's what we think, him and me.

Et comment je vais fermer mes valises?

Laisse, nous le ferons ensemble.

Tu veux m'aider?

Robert,

what can I do for you?

I'm super gay.

Oh, it's not in the notice, but I was told.

Paris is for love.

And I came to make love in Paris.

Where do we start?

By the boulevard. Oh, there we can have fun. In French?

Yes, in French, in English, in Turkish, in Senegalese, in Portuguese, and so on.

Oh, I'm impatient.

Sit down, honey, you're my type.

Suck it, you'll see how sweet it is.

Climb. As you wish, honey.

Come on, I'll climb wherever you want.

D'abord, tu t'occupes de mademoiselle, et tu me montres la qualité de ton

ouvrage à la page des spécialités.

Tu verras, monsieur, tu ne seras pas déçu.

Une mignonne comme celle-là, je la mange toute crue.

That's the kiss of Marie-Lou.

Get the money.

Thank you.

If you're nice to her, I'll be very nice to you.

But if you're brutal, I'll put you against the wall and I'll smash you like

a beast.

Can I choose?

Of course, because I'm telling you.

C'est une salope?

Je ne sais pas.

A toi de le découvrir.

He's serious.

Ah, c'est quoi?

Ah, la queue de Robert.

Oh, he's invalid!

Bonsoir, ça vous a plu?

Ça manque un peu d'érotisme.

Mais je ne suis pas une professionnelle, madame. Je fais ça pour développer ma

personnalité.

Tu crois, ma chérie, si toi aussi tu nous montrais comment tu développes ta

personnalité?

Devant tous ces gens?

Mais ils ne regardent même plus.

À se demander pourquoi ils viennent.

Alors, tu vois, tu fais cela pour mademoiselle et moi.

Vous demandez à Albert, le pianiste, de vous donner une cassette.

That way it's easier.

You choose your rhythm and it helps.

Excuse me.

Yes, I... And your specialty, what is it?

Mironton beef.

I was wondering.

Et tu fais quoi dans la vie?

Champouineuse, monsieur.

Appelle-moi Robert.

Viens, monsieur.

Robert.

You can push in a taxi.

And it's a great way to get out of the car.

Out of the car?

I'd say your pants.

Come on, get out of the car.

It's your turn.

Get out of the car too.

It's the first time!

You were great.

Can I have my reward?

When there's room for one, there's room for two.

Oh, wow.

What I like about Paris is that you can do anything, anytime.

And almost anywhere.

And with anyone.

Don't disturb the staff.

Keep the service without feeling a... I didn't do anything.

That's precisely what we're talking about.

Would you like me to make love to him?

I didn't ask you anything.

Just be careful with your feet.

I'll be careful, I promise.

It's interesting, isn't it?

If Madame were in my place, I'd like to know what she would think.

You never think?

Never before.

Always after.

I remember.

Oh.

C'est moi qui l'ai lui demandé.

Tu vas y refuser.

Tu le regrettes?

Oh, non.

Il m'a superbement défoncé. Je le sens encore en moi avec son gros sexe, mon

fils.

Viens, chérie, la soirée n'est pas encore terminée.

Oh, qu'est-ce que tu fais?

Where are we going, darling?

Ah, we'll meet here.

On the menu? A woman? A man?

Both? Or more?

Ah, that.

You're welcome.

C'est quoi ton oeuvre rare?

C'est une ruineuse de santé. Et si tu ne viens pas m'aider à la calmer, elle me

crèvera la tâche.

Eh bien, dis-donc.

Quelle forme?

Allemande et gourmande.

Blonde ou rousse?

If I

understand

correctly, you're here for me?

Don't turn the tables, darling.

Tu es là pour nous.

Alors,

je vous attends.

This time, it's you who will choose.

We'll see if you'll be happy.

Oh, que j'aime cet homme, et il me faudra bientôt le quitter.

Tiens, Marie, il a une femme, et le mois d'août dira sa fin.

Quelles merveilleuses vacances, avec un si merveilleux amant.

Il m'a fait découvrir les pierres les plus secrètes de mon intimité.

Et j'ai vu Paris, le sexe à la bouche, et le feu au cul.

Quelque chose d'imperceptible dans l'air annonce la fin des vacances et le retour

de l'hiver.

Grâce à elle, août sera passé plein de soleil et de fêtes. Et pour la

remercier, avec quelques amis, nous lui préparons un feu d'artifice dont elle

sera le bouquet.

I present to you, Maddo. And here is Robert.

Pleased to meet you. Sir.

Driver, long queue, please.

Yes, madam.

You only have to pass or come to Madame Desir Station.

I leave you to decide for us what will be the best.

Well, Madame, and have fun.

I must admit that this is the first time that I fart.

But for a long time, I really wanted to do it.

Me, it's Robert who made me know the voice. And I'm happy to make you know it

in my turn.

Oh, she's falling.

Oh, she's falling.

I... I...

Madame, prendra bien quelque chose?

On te demande seulement si tu veux boire quelque chose.

Je voudrais les lèvres, mademoiselle.

I'm just going to get ready to be part of the party. I'm scared.

Are you going to stop the game now?

No, it's a pleasant feeling. I want to go to the point.

What does that mean?

It's a party I organized for you.

You told me to be surprised.

So I tried to do it before you left.

May the party begin!

qui a tout organisé.

Il voulait étonner.

I have a surprise for you. A surprise?

Yes, I present to you Birgitte.

Good morning, mademoiselle.

I found her in the stairs, helpless, not knowing where to go.

So I hired her, like a young girl to her father, until the end of the summer.

She would do my best, sir, to be pleasant to you.

I don't doubt it, mademoiselle.

Welcome to the house.

Birgitte, come with me, I'll show you.

um

I want something.

What are you going to do, Birgitte?

If Madame wants to see, I can show her everything I learned in Paris. Then

come, Birgitte.

We won't be too many to celebrate with you.

Thank you.

Thank you.