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Mother, the volcano spoke to me this morning.

The old way must burn down to ashes...

So that the new one may be born.

We will find them.

The three who will save us.

I promise.

By the fire.

Thank you, mother.

The prophecy has begun.

Your son will find his beloved.

Your daughter will slay the king.

And to the fire...

I will give the hero.

I don't see anything. They're thick, voluminous.

I feel the AC on my scalp.

- It feels like they're falling out constantly. - Then stop touching them.

- It's all in your head. - It is not at all.

Then let's go back to Turkey and get the implants.

What a strange regression.

Three weeks with the monks and I'm stressing over a patch...

They were bald but happy.

It's the stress, you know? It's the world!

My father had a full head of hair until the end!

Come on, I'm fine.

I feel like my moment has arrived. Really...

Tonight the world will see the real Mike Tyler. The real me.

I want to prove to everyone that I can be useful and have a purpose.

By the way, if anyone brings up the flamethrower, ignore it.

- Why would they? - They won't, but...

Then why the fuck did you say it? You're my agent.

Just like I put it in your head, I'm taking it out. Gone.

But other than that, try to take it easy.

And have fun! I don't know... start dancing!

I mean... let yourself be seen. It's the comeback day, baby!

Comeback to what?

Damn it...

Wait a minute...

Is this limousine electric?

Oliver, I'm going to a fucking climate change gala...

In a '90s gas-guzzling relic?

Stop the car!

You love limousines. You find them fun.

Well, today they're not fun at all. Turn around, turn around.

Film me while I walk.

- Frame the background. Come on... - Yeah, okay.

Yeah, I like it.

Give me that hero look.

- Done? - Yeah, perfect.

No text. The images speak.

Mike, Mike, over here.

Hello, guys! I've decided to step down to Earth.

- Thank you, guys. - Look who's here.

I walk the Earth.

Tonight we will take you on a journey of total transformation.

It is never too late to do the right thing.

Here, on this sacred Greek island,

vibrating with the volcanic energy of Hephaestus himself,

we wanted to create a Homeric ode to the wonders of our planet.

To accompany the luminous Sandra,

we are delighted to have with us the benevolent djinn.

We have Ben Bracken,

tech visionary and promoter of global change,

and his wife Gloria, pop legend.

Her new album, told from the perspective of flood victims,

is truly powerful.

I am deeply honored to be part of this memorable event.

- Everything okay? - Yeah.

Yeah. It's just all these eyes... you know?

- Do you want to hold my hand? - Not here. No fucking weirdness!

Our next guest needs no introduction.

Let's welcome Mike Tyler!

- It's your turn. - All right.

- Don't draw attention to the hair! - Yeah, okay!

Gloria...

You're young, you're sexy... You have a secret.

We all know Mike Tyler

and his box-office hit, "Octavian, the Last Centurion".

Now he's an Oscar nominee, starring in "Calamity Creek".

Mike is making his first major return to the international scene.

Hey!

Are you lost?

Can I help you?

INDIGENOUS WOMEN OF COLOR.

PERIOD.

Mike Tyler!

Gloria Bracken.

- Hi! Yeah, I know who you are... - Stop it!

Stop it right now. I adore you!

Oh, really?

You must know I founded a production company.

I have the perfect project for us to do together.

So, how's your health? And the little head?

Have you calmed down? Are you done with stealing wives?

And the flamethrowers, Mr. Octavian?

My actions that day were horrible,

but I was grieving a loss.

I hit rock bottom.

But then I did some very deep soul-searching...

And I believe I've come out of it better.

Yeah... sorry.

Gloria... Ben, forgive me.

I apologize...

Fuck you!

LET'S MAKE EARTH COOL AGAIN

- Hey! - It's fine, I'm famous.

Hey, DK! Maestro!

Mike, you okay? Are you getting some rest?

Yeah, man, I'm good. Really good. Never better.

Ready to get back to work. Really!

I'm using the platform to do something meaningful,

that makes a difference.

"Firewalker" isn't exactly a socially conscious film, but...

No, I know.

I was just...

I felt like we were vibrating on the same frequency.

The music of the cosmos, brother.

Where are you right now?

Well, it's a funny story,

I'm at an old mine at a climate charity event.

On a weird island in the middle of nowhere... Greek... or maybe Turkish.

Honestly, I detest events like this.

Everyone arrives in their private jets

and gorges on the flesh of tortured mollusks.

And the auction is just a self-referential moralizing circle-jerk.

Nobody sacrifices anything.

Now I'm going to go check it out.

Rocks in the ocean? It's going to be a full-scale genocide of marine life.

Annelids and anemones, man! I mean, you don't mess with the ocean.

I swear to you, Ben Bracken is like a fucking Antichrist.

You're preaching to the choir, man. That's what I'm doing here, actually.

I'm spitting the truth right in their faces. In the belly of the beast!

I don't want to ruin everything, but...

You'll see!

Well... great. I'll let you know if there's any news for you.

Okay. Look, I just want to say I read a lot of scripts and that...

Hello? Damn...

SAVE THE PLANET. SAVE OURSELVES.

Did I say "music of the fucking cosmos"? You fucking idiot!

Go fuck yourself, you pretentious fucking playwright!

Fuck you, Mike!

As you can see, all the new bullshit crypto is doing great.

You're going to get burned...

It's the future, you know? Especially this one. One of the best...

Wait... I'll show you something...

It's really very funny.

Look at this. It's a classic.

Wrath! Wrath!

It's all fake!

Do not go gentle into that good night!

I am not Octavian! I want to be real!

I am a fraud!

The end of an empire.

Stop filming me!

I am no hero! I am nobody!

And he did it right on opening night.

I am Mike Tyler!

I fucked your wives!

I messed up!

- What an idiot... - Shut up, you piece of shit!

- My love. - You've always been envious! Always!

Of everyone! Now I'll show you! You'll see!

- Where are you going? - To screw you over, you pathetic asshole!

Don't mind my husband. Sometimes he likes to pretend to be a bully.

Right...

How are things going for you, Mike?

It's been a really tough year...

You manage to get everything you want and...

Then you wake up with a void in your heart.

I don't know if you heard, but I...

Lost my father... this year.

- I'm sorry. - I'm fine...

- I didn't know. - It was sudden.

I wasn't ready.

And he was sort of my only anchor...

I miss my dad so much...

I want to take a picture for my daughter.

- Awesome. - She loves selfies.

- Wait a second, let me fix something for you. - Sure.

You're amazing... Mike...

Sure.

You're...

You're a fucking narcissistic crybaby, a piece of shit pussy...

...once a symbol of man's domination over Nature...

To reclaim it as a space of harmony.

As you will see, Poseidon Alliance offers us a heroic vision

for the future of our planet.

SUPERFICIAL LIVES TORTURED MOLLUSKS

Hey, you feeling okay?

Don't be mad, but I have to do something.

No, no!

Just socialize, okay? Remember... with kindness.

Some things are more important than kindness, Oliver.

Man, did you take your...?

Yeah, the pills! But that's not the point.

It's my calling. This is the real work.

For this reason it is particularly fitting to gather here in Greece,

the cradle of civilization...

...there are many ways to make a difference.

But don't just take my word for it. Let's hear it from Ben himself!

Hello. My name is Ben Bracken.

Let's face it, climate change is real.

It's a tragedy. And it's our fault.

Deforestation.

Floods.

Hurricanes.

Overpopulation.

Wildfires.

Mother Nature is not our enemy.

Her fire isn't simply destructive.

It is divine.

Thanks to my wife Gloria's passion for pufferfish...

I discovered these incredible minerals at the bottom of the ocean.

These rocks are our second chance.

With the Poseidon revolution,

we will be able to create a new source of energy

to preserve our beloved planet...

And empower us to help the victims of climate change.

We can give our children a cleaner, greener future.

Don't give up!

Because here at Poseidon, we're only just beginning.

- Film this. - What?

All of you, stop!

Stop!

Excuse me. Sorry, sorry!

We're in a mine, singing a song about our sick planet...

And we're saying our solution is even more mining?

We're tired of raping the Earth, so now we'll rape the ocean?

Enough with "rape."

We are hypocrites.

We eat our caviar and our tortured shellfish.

And what about the anemones? Right?

You are not the Ocean God, Monsieur Bracken!

So...

Let's hear it for the anemones, guys!

Come on!

Oh, my God...

Yeah, that's what I thought.

That's what I thought... fuck!

We need to do better.

We really appreciate your passion, Mike.

Our work here at the foundation

is meant to promote an open democratic forum for everyone.

How did it go?

Were people a bit shell-shocked, ready to process the message?

Did I pronounce "anemones" right?

- I think so. - Okay, post it.

- Are you sure? - I said post it.

Okay.

Real people will get it.

Now we have an extraordinary performance:

a regenerative ceremonial dance...

By the Atahualpa Tlaltechutli indigenous collective,

who dare to raise a question:

can dance heal the world?

MOTHER NATURE

My daughter... I'm sick.

DAUGHTER NATURE You're always sick.

But this time it's serious.

I'm dying.

SUPER NATURE

Once.

Science opened the door.

But the potions that were made.

Hit the creatures in the deep.

And they grew in a way.

That we'd never seen before.

Supernatural.

Supernatural.

Supernatural.

Do they really have to rub it in like that?

I don't think this is about you.

Shake that ass like a pretty girl.

Shake that ass like a pretty girl.

Better watch out.

There's no way out and now you can't run.

It's too late.

Look what you've done.

There's nowhere you can flee.

The monster has been made, we gotta pay.

Look at you, look at you, look at you.

Look at you now.

Shake that ass like a pretty girl.

You're losing your mind, Mike.

Stay in your seats, everyone!

Enough. Stop it!

There are explosive charges throughout the mine.

Please.

- Is this in the program? - No.

Stop!

Stop!

The end of the world is in two days.

Let's restore balance and save the Earth with fire!

For the fire! For the fire!

Put that phone down... Put it down!

Please, remain calm. This is a normal event.

- We'll try to resolve everything... - Don't move.

...as quickly as possible.

- There's no danger. - Don't move.

- Get down. - What?

- Now! - No!

No!

No!

This is not a normal event!

Did she cut off her hand?

- Yes. - Fuck.

So...

Hand over all your cell phones.

LET'S MAKE EARTH COOL AGAIN

TRIGGERED

Fuck.

Fuck.

EMARRASSING! SHUT UP, MIKE TYLER

Fuck.

Our duty...

Our duty...

Is to lead three of you to your destiny before the next red moon.

This is an immaculate mission for the good of the Earth.

In two days there will be a mass extinction event.

We are here to stop it.

We just need three of you who will be revealed to us here tonight.

The youngest will seek the power among you.

No, no!

Stay calm.

You mustn't flatter them with your fear...

Gloria, Gloria...

The son shall seek his purest love.

Mother Nature...

Daughter Nature...

Mother Nature, Daughter Nature...

Daughter Nature, come.

Come.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

- I love you. - What?

And now I...

The oldest,

will seek the hero.

I can't find the hero. These people are disgusting.

The volcano said you must find him here. Ask it for advice.

The people must choose.

Everyone stand up.

Stand up!

Now we will create two streams of people.

On this side and the other.

One group here and another over there.

Listen!

I will point and you will tell me who the hero is...

That you have chosen from your ranks.

Applause.

An applause for the hero.

Come on. I point and you applaud.

What is the hero? We don't understand your rules.

Vote for the hero to be sacrificed.

- No, we have to go... - Enough of that, please.

- No! - No, please!

Stop!

Listen, listen.

She wants to hold a vote among the hostages.

- Yes. - Okay, it's about the volume of the applause.

She wants us in two lines

and with her finger she'll start pointing at the person you want to be the hero.

Like an applause-o-meter. So let's move the table aside.

Quick, let's go. You too.

- Everyone. Even the dancers. - Clear the tables. Move!

I need to see your faces.

Then form two "streams" of people.

Two streams.

Thank you.

Come forward.

Perfect.

Mike.

- Looks like they liked the speech. - Mike, it's all real.

What's real?

I'm sorry.

Listen, be careful, okay?

Is this like an interactive thing?

Did everyone hand in their phones?

Thanks...

That's the loudest applause I've ever gotten.

Hey, they're terrorists.

- What? - Terrorists?

Hello.

This is the Hellenic Police.

The building has been... What do you say in these cases?

- Surrounded. - Surrounded.

Come out.

You, King Man, talk to them. You know how to make yourself heard.

Mike Tyler is more suited. He's great at making speeches.

I can do it.

- What should I do? - Tell them we won't hurt anyone

and that they must come out while we release half of the non-martyrs.

The world will end in two days, at the rise of the red moon.

Two days? Damn... what a mess.

And what's the reason? The underlying message?

Are you on social media?

Can I sponsor you for donations? People will want to follow you.

No one can follow us where we're going.

Okay, fine... What should I call you?

Warriors defending the ancient aspirations of the Earth.

Heavy stuff.

I understand.

Ancient aspirations. Ancient aspirations.

Ancient aspirations. Ancient aspirations.

- Go. - Okay.

Special forces in 20 minutes.

Listen. There are people in there...

And they want to release half of the hostages.

So could you please move away from the main entrance?

It's Mike Tyler. Roll tape. Roll tape.

They have the ancient aspiration to save the planet.

He's the guy from the movie "The Centurion," Octavian...

This is a battle between youth...

And the establishment.

And the youth are winning, gentlemen.

Revolution always wins in the end.

Because divine flames burn inside the youth...

And we should draw inspiration from them. I certainly do.

Enough with fake charity. This is real change. Real courage.

Nature is sick

and a charity event is like a band-aid on a gangrenous leg.

What is he saying?

But these kids have the courage to amputate the whole leg.

No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace!

No justice, no peace!

We have the power!

Octavian, go back.

Octavian, go back.

What's your name?

- I'm Mike. And you? - Joan.

Were you sincere in your speech?

Yes. Yes, absolutely.

Octavian!

Where are you from?

Originally from Arkansas, from a crappy town called Texarkana,

but now from Malibu.

I'm an actor. Where are you from?

I come from the fire.

- Right. - You're special, Mike.

No matter what happens, don't forget that.

Behold the hero.

For the fire.

Thank you.

Namaste.

Yes.

Release the unclothed ones on my signal. And keep the others here.

Is that a hand?

Yes, it's a hand.

But it's not real, right?

Yes, it's real. Congratulations. You just became the spokesperson for Green ISIS.

They're really going to kill us. Yeah...

Okay, stay calm, I'll be right back.

What's going on?

Don't worry, Mother Nature.

We'll use the unclothed ones as a human shield to escape.

Actor-centurion Mike Tyler is also among the hostages.

It seems he has been struck by Stockholm syndrome.

Inspect the area.

Find out if any terrorists escaped during the explosion.

Hey...

You guys want money, right?

I'll give it to you and you can replant the whole Amazon, banana by banana.

We don't care about money, fame, or power.

We chose you, driven by forces beyond fragile human logic.

Stay calm. Learn their language.

Where the fuck are you taking us?

Help me. That guy is definitely going to do something bad to me, I can feel it.

Help her. Your hands are free. You little bitch.

I'm not a little bitch.

Watch your mouth or I'll fuck your wife.

Is that the best insult you can come up with?

Excuse me. Ego regression.

Sorry.

Stop staring at her, you fucking fat hobbit!

Oh, God. Oh, God... oh, fuck.

Mother Nature, we must learn to love one another.

No, we don't. Why?

Please.

They're my men.

This way. This way!

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Fuck! Are you okay?

Believe me, I'm not the right person to love.

Yes, you are. You are pure.

- The other one is tragic. - I am not pure.

Wait a minute. What?

What other one?

What is your deepest belief?

Well, um...

I think my deepest "belief"

is the power of stories to change the world.

I mean, you tell a story and the world changes?

Yes.

That's what my father taught me.

What is...

What is yours?

My belief is in the purifying power of death.

Okay.

- Joan? - Yes, Mike?

You're not going to kill us, right?

It's... Okay, yeah...

200 high-profile hostages are still being held in the Jolnir mine.

Among them is your client, Mike Tyler, who has become a real online star.

He is trending with nicknames like: "sexy terrorist,"

"social media king,"and"true hero."

Are you worried about him?

Listen, Mike can take care of himself. He's a tough guy.

He's the GOAT. He's a true hero.

- Thanks, Oliver. - You're welcome.

We have some old footage of the group that might disturb some viewers.

Fire!

The organization, founded 25 years ago

right on the same Greek island where we are now,

was classified by authorities as a low-security risk.

For the fire!

It was founded by Nobel laureates Gunnar and Freja Jolnir, husband and wife,

and was composed mainly of the couple's children,

a small community of Nordic scientists, and their families.

Gunnar Jolnir, once famous in his field,

was later ostracized for his unconventional theories on volcanic patterns.

This video collects the heartbreaking testimony of his daughter.

I had a nightmare.

The volcano was talking to me again.

The world is coming to an end.

And you and dad must die to pave the way.

I'm sorry.

Greek police are still trying to interpret the footage and,

for the moment, the group's demands remain unknown.

He knows we have to kill him.

He just wants to scare us.

He cannot escape his destiny.

I love you, sister.

The mountain of fire guides me.

It is insatiable and without a sacrifice, before the red moon, it will devour us all.

So we must offer you to its magma.

Oh, shit.

- What does that mean? - That they want to throw us into a volcano.

- Did she say that? - No.

We will hurl you into the volcano.

The king is hurled down by force. But the hero chooses his destiny.

- Am I the hero? - Yes.

- You're making a mistake. - Joan is never wrong!

Okay.

And I have to choose to jump into the...?

Volcano. Yes.

Wait a minute. What about me?

- You will be thrown by loving hands. - What a shitty end.

Don't be afraid, Mother Nature. It is your destiny.

My name is not Mother Nature...

It was just a role I was playing. Do you understand that?

My name is Katie.

Sorry. Joan...

- Why do you want to throw us into a volcano? - To save the world.

And now...

The king, the purest love, and the hero must drink the sacred potion

to experience the death and rebirth of the hero.

So that he may find faith.

We must share his journey.

Truth exists only in the face of death.

Take it and drink.

- Oh, fuck. - What is it?

- Fuck you, I'm not drinking it. - Force them to drink.

All the sacrifices must drink the potion.

Fine.

All right. I've had enough... okay?

This is total bullshit.

You degenerate pagans and your sacrificial crap.

Like the "bad king,"the"slaughter knight,"the"sexy virgin"...

Forgive my violence.

Wait. Joan, did he say "virgin"? I'm not a virgin anymore.

This is bullshit, I'm not a virgin anymore.

- Calm down, martyr. - Martyr? Martyr my ass.

No, fuck it. I'm not even that sexy.

- Let go of me. - Prepare your beloved.

But she hates me. How do I make her like me?

Show her your beautiful heart, Arthur. Talk to her.

What's in the potion? I can't lose control.

I can't lose control.

I am not a virgin at all!

I carry a past of unhealthy and perverted sex,

the kind that destroys your soul.

Don't lose control, Mike. Don't lose control...

- Mike? - Yes?

What do you see?

I don't know.

I see the real you.

I see the hero.

All you have to do...

Is surrender yourself to death.

I did it. It's beautiful.

Do you like it?

No.

This is my special place.

In spring it's full of red spider lilies.

Why can't you love me?

Because you're not being sincere with me.

- Tell me about your beloved, who is she? - The other one isn't right.

- You are pure. - No, I'm not. I disgust myself.

I pretended to be Native American to get this job.

I'm not Native American, I'm Pakistani! I'm from Essex.

I just faked a Pocahontas accent and they totally bought it!

I'm cynical and selfish. Honestly, a despicable b...

Stop it! It has to be you!

Loving Joan means killing her.

It's my curse.

Always has been.

Joan?

Are you in love with your sister?

For the prophecy to be fulfilled, she must be the martyr.

- I can't kill my sister. - Oh, my god.

Why was I made like this?

But I can change. Let's try.

- We should hug. - No, don't touch me!

Oh, my god...

Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

I'm sorry.

Joan!

Joan!

Arthur... Arthur...

It's okay...

- Where is she? - She's not the right one.

Let her go.

- Stay with me, Joan. - I'm here.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I was scared.

Because it was you.

It's always been you.

We're doomed... because I love you.

I love you too.

I think I'm starting to feel something. Is it real?

Is he really dead?

Oh, yes.

And Katie escaped.

Who's Katie?

Will you hold my hand?

Please...

- Louder. - It's okay, man.

They're not gonna throw you in there.

Mike, you told me your stories can change the world.

But in your stories, when you die, you never really die.

And when you love, you don't really love.

You know that.

What I'm offering you here is real.

It's the truth.

Your deepest essence.

Soon you'll feel the potion tear the truth right from your chest.

Don't fight it.

I think this is exactly what I've been looking for.

- I killed my mother yesterday. - Damn.

- What? - And I'm gonna do the same to my father tomorrow.

Don't do it.

God, I miss my dad!

Did you know pufferfish create incredible sand sculptures on the ocean floor

as a mating ritual?

I can't die like him. Trapped in his grief.

I can't be alone in this.

I wish I could have built a sculpture in the ocean depths for Gloria.

I'm falling apart.

You are all of us, Mike.

Yes.

That's because you're the hero.

Human hero.

Now sink, hero.

Now sink, hero.

Let go.

Come, my son.

In your stories, when you die, you never really die.

And when you love, you don't really love.

Cry! Come on, cry!

Real tears!

You're not really crying.

Cry! Cry better!

Surrender, Octavian! Surrender!

You can do better. Come on!

And it's a shame. You're a piece of shit.

You've cheated on every woman you've ever been with. And you didn't give me children!

You run away from everything. But who are you?

What do you see?

When are you going to leave me?

- Let me go. - Dad?

Go!

Choose your path.

Don't you see?

Stop!

Look around you.

Your world is fake.

It's all fake.

Only fire is real.

Action!

- Who are you? - Who are you?

Help me.

Octavian, Mother Nature is dying.

Jump for us.

Only you can save the world.

Jump, Mike.

Save the world.

Do it for all of us.

Mike.

- We love you, Mike. - Come on, Mike.

It's who you are.

The Earth is crying, calling your name.

Wake up! Show us who you really are!

You can do it, Mike. Please, jump!

- This is your moment. - Jump, you bald asshole!

Surrender, Octavian!

Jump, pussy.

- Do it for all of us! - Come on, jump!

Mike, come on, jump!

- Jump! - Jump!

Jump!

- Jump! - Jump!

- Jump! - Jump!

Jump! Jump! Jump!

Let go!

Jump! Jump! Jump!

Jump!

Dad?

Mike Tyler. Excellent.

Welcome back.

Who are you?

- Where am I? - You're safe.

Please, join me in the kitchen.

By our chickens out there.

You must be starving.

Eat, please.

- Did you save me? - Yes.

I've been following you since the moment you left the mine...

All those kids are sick.

Yes, they have very, very complex beliefs.

They created that barbaric folklore.

Their mentor, you see, was a brilliant scientist

who dedicated his life to the study of volcanoes,

but through science... Always science.

Look at me... straight in the eyes, Mike.

Tomorrow the volcano will erupt, killing most of the life on the planet.

Our world will plunge into a historic darkness.

A definitive extinction event.

My daughter Joan deludes herself that she can stop it: hers is a delusion.

Wait a minute.

- Did you say Joan is your daughter? - Yes.

And like all false prophets...

She created myths to make sense of what science can't explain.

Encouraged also by that witch of a wife of mine,

Joan invented crazy rules.

And this absurdity that parents must be sacrificed

so that the prophecy can be fulfilled...

Well, I don't believe it's necessary for me to die.

What is the reason? In all of this, where is the science?

Wait, is this real? Am I...?

Mike, you're not hallucinating.

I brought you here just to prove to Joan that you're not her hero at all.

You're a flesh-and-blood man.

I advise you to stay hidden here, where you'll be safe.

Hey...

Idiots...

Joan and Mike have escaped.

Out of fear, they ran away.

The mission is called off.

There's this kind of weird girl. She's their leader.

And then there's her brother, a guy who's tragically in love with her.

Oh god, maybe he's dead now. I hope he's okay.

Anyway, now they're taking Mike Tyler and Ben Bracken to the top of the volcano. Clear?

They want to throw them in as a sacrifice.

Close the door.

Joan.

Mike, please, explain to her that you're not her hero.

I'm just trying to save you from yourself.

Sir, can I listen to what she has to say?

Are you sure?

I told you that when we met again I would kill you.

You abandoned our mission.

You know you must die so the volcano will accept our sacrifice.

And don't tell me you don't believe it,

because you did until it became inconvenient for you.

- No, I didn't believe it at all. - Yes, you did.

- That's not true! - Yes, it is!

I'm just trying to save your life!

Liar!

Come out, Mike. Tell me what you see.

- So it's all...? - Fake.

No. It's a beautiful forest.

He traded the truth for concrete and hydroponics.

He rejected nature.

He left, and brainwashed our cousins, making them slaves to science.

No, I was just trying to find a way to bring you all here safely!

This place is a masterpiece

and is capable of withstanding the impending catastrophe!

Admit it. You did it out of fear!

No, I did it out of love for my family.

Wouldn't you rather have a nice toilet too

rather than shitting in the woods with the bears?

That's how the world will be reborn! You never want to listen to me!

Yeah, because you're an idiot!

- Can I go to the bathroom? - Yes!

That's the door right there.

And in there you'll also find some clean clothes...

Thanks... Sorry.

Cowardly... pathetic...

Sad old man.

- Good morning, CAA. - Oliver McGregor. I'm Mike Tyler.

- Mike is on the line for you. - Mike, is that really you?

- Oliver. Thank God. - Damn, man. Where are you?

I don't know. In an underground bunker with a mad scientist.

It's Joan's dad. Listen to me.

They're all obsessed with this fucking volcano.

They keep saying the world is about to end...

- I've got Mike Tyler on the phone. - Keep him on the line.

Anyway, I have two offers on the table. One is to stay here where it's safe.

Only that's not very heroic.

It's a bit boring. Almost useless, maybe.

The other is to follow Joan of Arc.

This really seems like the most sensible thing, but it's a total leap of faith.

- Does that make sense to you? - Mike, are you safe?

Yeah, don't worry. Here they treat me like some kind of fucking Zeus.

- I have to make a choice. - Okay, listen to me...

You need to stay where you are and we'll come get you, okay?

Are you in danger?

No, I don't think so.

And right now I'm the least endangered person in the world.

- What? - They can't push me.

I'm the one who has to choose.

Do you hear me?

Mike? What's happening?

Only I...

Can kill myself.

Mike, listen... DK called.

He loved your speech... He wants you for his movie.

You did it.

People adore you now. You're on all the news broadcasts.

You're a fucking star!

- We're going to make a lot of money. - I don't care. It's not about the money.

It's something much bigger. It's like I'm on the verge of a breakthrough.

Something I just have to do. And it scares the hell out of me!

What? I just want you to be safe.

Yeah, me too...

I want me to be safe too.

Come home. You have to come home.

Okay.

Okay.

Here's what we'll do... You there? Can you hear me?

I'll go all the way to the edge, right to the brink... and then you'll save me.

You need to get a helicopter...

And then right at the last second you step in and save us...

But you have to film that moment, it's very important. Everyone needs to see it.

Joan will think it's real and I can be the hero.

And that will be enough.

Mike, listen to me.

Those people don't belong in your world. I do.

- You're not listening to me. - No, you're not listening to me.

You're my fucking agent, do your job. See you at the volcano.

- What volcano? There are dozens of them! - I don't know.

The one about to erupt. Figure it out!

Let's go, guys!

I know you still believe the volcano chose you for this moment.

My father has nothing to offer you.

Goodbye.

So...

I've thought about it and I've decided to jump.

Yeah.

To save the world.

But if I do this, you have to let Joan go.

Do you really want to send my daughter to her death?

Madman!

Court jester! Actor!

Set me free. The hero has made his decision.

Don't listen to her,

or I'll send you right back into the wild!

Goat run.

- What's that? - We'll all come out unharmed and protected.

It will prove you're wrong. And that the volcano was right.

And then you'll kill him.

- What is the goat run? - According to Joan's logic,

the chosen ones are protected by the power of magic.

Are you really willing to die just to prove something to your father?

Start the goat run.

- What is the goat run? - An act of faith.

Please, don't kill her. She's my daughter!

The volcano won't protect her!

Remember... my father must burn.

No. Mike, help me!

- Are you sure about this? - Yes.

- You're going to kill her! - Your eyes don't lie. You're ready.

We're all going to die for nothing!

Run!

Run!

You're going to kill her, you ungrateful fucking idiots!

Mike, come on!

Go, go, go!

Joan, let's go!

No, don't do it.

Come on, come on!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! You're a goddess!

You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Christ, Joan.

- We need to go to the hospital. - How is this possible?

It was supposed to protect me.

How could you let this happen?

What do you want from me?

You could have escaped.

Why didn't you do it?

I heard helicopters earlier.

Are you in contact? Will they help us?

No.

How is she?

I don't believe you. I know you.

Joan...

Joan?

I know you know, but Mike is never going to jump.

He'll play along until they rescue him just to get a good photo. And then what?

You and I will die for nothing.

Do you really think this guy is going to throw everything away for your little fantasy?

You need to be realistic, face reality.

He's a fake, bastard worm! Of course he's going to betray you.

He'll go back to Malibu to screw someone's wife in his air-conditioned room...

- Don't listen to him, Joan, he's a liar! - You think you're their fucking God?

What's your little game? Making Jesus white again?

Stop it!

I hate both of you!

You jerks, my mother is dead!

My brother is dead.

And I condemned my father to die for you!

I sacrificed my whole life.

I suffered in isolation. Do you think I did it for a lie?!

For a story?!

Okay. Hey, hey...

Remember, I have to choose.

Okay...

I'm going to die.

I'm going to die.

What bad luck dying with a Golden Globe loser.

You thought you were making friends with them, huh? And that they wouldn't actually kill us.

It didn't even cross your mind that they were fucking lunatics!

Those idiots think they can save nature...

But you don't save it with a photo or kumbaya rituals.

You change it with technology.

Which is my stuff!

Nature must be dominated, assholes!

Everything else is a fucking fairy tale for losers!

Fuck nature!

Poor girl. Your life has been a waste.

I've already won. I've already saved the world.

Damn. Listen to me.

Your whole life will be half a paragraph in the books they write about me!

I'm a problem solver! I'm going to win, damn it!

I'm going to win, damn it. And you're going to lose!

Understand? I'm going to live forever!

Mike. Mike!

Listen to me, Mike. Listen, man, it's important.

Mike!

- Get out of here. - Wait a minute.

- And tell Gloria... - Wait a second, please!

Tell her I'm her blowfish.

And that I wanted to make her a sculpture at the bottom of the ocean, okay?

Tell her, got it?

And tell her...

That I didn't die whining like a little bitch!

I died like a king!

Wait.

Not yet.

No, wait, wait!

Put me down. I'm not ready!

Put me down. Put me down!

I'm not ready.

Louise. Louise!

Louise, please, I need you!

Help me... Mike.

Joan!

Mike. Mike.

It wasn't supposed to end like this.

I'm so scared, Mike. I'm so scared.

I don't want to die in fear.

I don't want to die in fear. Please, tell me you're with me.

I'm with you.

For the fire.

This is the police. Evacuate the area immediately!

Stay away from the edge of the volcano.

Mr. Tyler, we are here to help you.

It's the police.

Mike.

We love you, Mike!

We have to go now! Grab the ladder.

Authorities are attempting to rescue Mike Tyler,

as the volcano grows more unstable by the hour.

Experts from around the world are evaluating every solution to contain the eruption.

Two days have passed since the sudden awakening of the volcano

which now threatens the geological balance of the planet...

Oh, my God.

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