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NO ONE WILL MISS US

Today, on our movie marathon,

Critters 2: The Main Course.

I found a gray hair the other day.

Can you find it?

I'll never find it. You have a lot of hair.

It doesn't matter if you can't find it,

just keep doing that.

That's it, yes, like that.

Don't do things in front of me.

We're not.

Seriously, or I'll turn off the TV.

Family, I'm home!

Hey, Dad. How did it go?

Fine. I went to see the new video store.

What's it like?

Nice, if you like clean, spacious places with more movies.

Tenoch! What are you doing here?

-We never see you on weekends. -Good afternoon, sir.

He came to see me because we are dating.

Can you imagine?

Dating? The two of you?

No.

If it's any consolation, it was a surprise to me too.

No, you're too young to have a boyfriend, Susana.

At my age, Alex was already with Pau.

Well, you could have at least asked my permission.

Alex didn't.

There's no problem.

We're going to watch TV, and Tenoch is staying for dinner, okay?

Okay.

-Welcome. -Thanks.

This… No.

This goes here.

Yes.

Are you okay, Dad?

Yes. No.

I don't know.

If your mom was here, she'd know what to do.

Hey, do they teach you about sex at school,

or do I have to explain things to your sister?

What they teach us is useless.

I should have said something threatening to Tenoch so he won't overstep.

-Don't worry about him. -I do.

Those who look innocent are the most dangerous.

-Maybe I should cook. -Yes.

Hey, while we're here,

I wanted to talk to you about Rafa.

What about Rafa?

Well, it's a sensitive topic, so don't tell anyone,

but some clients told me that he's gay.

I don't think so.

It's not noticeable.

I mean, it's not like something needs to be noticed, but… I don't know.

You spend more time with him. Has he said anything?

No, he hasn't.

Poor guy.

It must be rough, hiding something like that.

Yes.

I guess.

-You said you'd be on our side. -Yes.

But my obligation is to this school.

We need to raise our grades.

That's what we're trying to do.

Well, I hear people don't trust you anymore.

-Who told you that, Ricardo? -No.

I'm only sharing what I've heard through the grapevine.

Well, they're wrong.

Tenoch, you should focus on improving your sales,

then you can worry about Ricardo.

-So, you won't do anything? -No.

The free market will decide which group survives.

And who knows? Maybe you can learn a thing or two.

Look, he just gave me this album.

The Best of Raphael.

Starting today, Marifer is going to be playing with us.

She's amazing on guitar, and she's a great composer.

-I'm not that good. -Yes, you are.

She has a very nice song. She sang it for me recently.

Isn't this a decision we should all make together?

Yes. What if we don't like how she plays?

Don't be silly, Paty.

You learned how to play on a toy piano.

It doesn't matter.

What if her style doesn't match ours?

-Look at her, I bet she likes Luis Miguel. -Patricia.

I don't like him, at all.

We'll listen and see.

Sure, whatever.

There will be no auditioning around here. Stop it.

I have a good ear, don't I?

I got you guys out of the school band just because I liked you.

-We weren't there by choice. -We were forced to.

And now you are music goddesses

thanks to me.

We only know two songs.

Look…

Enough complaining.

Welcome.

Go ahead.

Let's rehearse.

Did you get it?

Second year Mexican Literature homework.

Thank you.

For starters, the folders are bad quality.

This is not an introduction.

Such disrespect for the battles in the desert.

Of course, they focus on the lady's story, but it goes much deeper.

It may be crappy, but they gave me a lollipop.

So what?

People in this school are dazzled by anything.

That's what business is all about, dazzling.

Why does Eres magazine put celebrities on the cover?

To sell.

You need someone who stands out.

Hey, now that we're dating, will you do my homework for free?

I can recommend some books

and check your work for free.

Alex, I'm not gonna talk to your sister about sex.

Make her a guide, or something.

I'll pay you for it. I want her to be well informed.

I have some notes from last year.

They might be useful.

But tell her to forget about it.

Sex is not as cool as it looks in the movies.

-Why do you say that? -Sorry.

Have a nice day.

That's strange.

Yes, very strange.

Today is the day, kids.

I have the results of your career orientation tests.

In these envelopes are the answers to your future.

The beautiful thing about it is that it's not a matter of preference.

It's a science.

I'll call you one by one to review your results, okay?

Aren't you excited?

Policeman? Are you serious?

Bouncer or security guard.

I thought you'd be thrilled.

I was told you were a good fighter.

Your profile is either a school teacher or a nurse.

No.

-That's the result. -No.

I will never be a teacher. No way.

No one can find out.

You'll be successful in Political Science or Foreign Affairs.

Does it mention if I will be president?

It says you have the profile of a dictator.

Flight attendant.

I like it.

It's sexy, and I can travel the world for free.

I would recommend you wait

to see if you grow a little more

to be able to reach the overhead compartment of the plane.

Where there's a will…

Economics or Statistics.

-That's what I wanted. -You have leadership skills.

In fact, you could become president if you put your mind to it.

Don't tell Tenoch.

He doesn't like the competition.

Mechanic? Seriously?

There's another option.

Air conditioning repair technician.

This is the first time in history

that the result says "error."

All right!

I beat the system.

According to this, you could be a surgeon or a nuclear physicist.

What is that?

Which one?

Well, both.

From what I can see here, you are a very creative person.

An office would be a restrictive space for you.

According to the exam,

the professions that you are most qualified for are

gardener and librarian. What do you think?

Something has to be wrong.

A few questions and they know what you're going to do with your life?

How do you go from "Which animal would you like to be?"

to "Now you have to work as a bouncer"?

It must be right about something, because I got what I wanted.

Me too.

Maybe we're the problem.

What would you have liked?

Well, you still have time to choose.

Yes, and now we have to focus on the present,

on getting our customers back, and our place in the library.

What are we going to do?

The same thing that Eres magazine does.

We're going to use a pretty face,

someone no one can say no to.

Mariana? Seriously?

She's perfect.

She's a mix between a Disney princess and a little deer.

And everybody likes her.

We can't bring her into the business.

-Why not? -Because she's not our friend.

She doesn't have to be.

This is a business transaction.

She's cool.

But it would be weird.

Daniela, what do you think?

It would ruin the group dynamics.

Fine.

If you don't like the idea, I'm not going to insist.

We go by majority rule.

Democracy…

VIDEO STORE THE BEST NEW RELEASES

I don't think it's crazy that you got policeman.

Oh, please.

Well, you do like to take care of people, don't you?

It makes sense.

A year ago, college felt so far away,

and now it's here.

I don't know what to do.

I think you need to relax a bit.

There's a party this weekend. I'd like you to come.

It's fine if you don't want to,

but I want you to meet my friends.

Just one beer.

Yes.

Yes. Let's do it.

This is an important step in your relationship.

No, we're just going to a party.

It's a normal thing.

I haven't met Bernardo's friends.

And we don't know him.

-I don't want the magic to end. -What magic?

What if I don't like his friends?

Or they don't like me.

It would change everything.

What if they make him choose, his friends or me?

You watch too many soap operas.

Yes, don't put ideas in his head.

There are things that you should keep to yourself.

Daniela is right.

I shouldn't go. They won't like me.

You just have to be prepared.

-How? -Rafa's friends are not like us.

They are college kids, sophisticated and experienced people.

What will you talk about?

Besides, I bet they like really cool music.

And you're more of a lame pop music type of guy.

Let's get to the important part. What are you wearing?

Hi, Mariana.

Hi.

How have you been?

Fine. How about you?

Good.

How did the career orientation test go?

Apparently, I'm too short to achieve my dreams.

Have you ever thought about going into sales?

SELL HOMEWORK AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS

Who is it?

Why are you here?

I saw you taking Mom's sweater, so I called them.

And thankfully. I brought Berni's clothes, just in case.

I don't think it's necessary.

Wait.

-Make it look like you made an effort. -Here.

-What is this? -General culture facts.

Marifer wrote about music.

I was forced to do it.

I'm not learning all this.

-Take them with you. -You're making me nervous.

You can't do worse than at Mariana's party.

Will you do something about your hair?

What's wrong with it?

What?

You look amazing.

I threw on the first thing I found.

Hey, don't be nervous.

This is a party.

Let's have a good time.

Hey!

Rafa!

I didn't think you'd make it.

-You must be the famous Alex. -Hi.

This is Fabián, the owner of the palace.

There's drinks in the kitchen.

Go misbehave.

How do you think Alex is doing?

He's fine.

He looked very handsome.

I bet you he won't even review the cards.

I know him.

-It's probably the pizza. -Yes.

-I'll get it. -Yes.

Okay.

What's up, Tenoch?

Nothing.

-What's up with you? -Hi!

-Come in, sit down. -Yes, come in.

Do you know what you want to study?

No.

-Not yet. -But he has time.

Just don't study Literature like these two assholes.

You'll only know how to talk

about Hopscotch or Joyce's Ulysses.

The only two books you know. Shut up.

Now they'll say something about Molly Bloom's monologue.

Just wait.

I promise I'll do my best.

You won't have any complaints.

-Do you really want to do this? -Yes.

It's a hassle, and you don't need it.

-I like what you're doing. -Really?

They just do homework, watch movies, and eat pizza.

Yes, it's cool.

Pau would never do that with me. She'd say that it's nerdy.

But I think that deep down, I'm kind of nerdy.

Besides, I've always felt comfortable with you guys.

And we have a lot in common. Don't we, Dani?

Are you okay, Marifer?

MUSIC - CAIFANES

POLITICS - COLOSIO USEFUL QUOTE

POLITICS - EZLN

Fricking Tenoch. There's nothing about Ulysses.

-Are you okay? -Yes.

Want to sit down?

-I'm going to the bathroom. -Again?

Hi.

Hi.

Don't tell anyone I'm drinking water.

Fabián throws you out of his party if you don't get drunk.

-I don't know you, do I? -Alex.

Martín.

Let me guess.

You came with someone, they left you alone and you feel like an alien.

A little bit.

I understand.

That's how I felt when I started coming here.

I felt like it was all too much.

The people, the energy.

The music.

How did you get used to it?

You have to think about this place as a safe space.

Or relatively safe.

You can be who you really want to be here.

It's tough out there, isn't it?

Yes.

I think we'll get along very well.

We can't decide without Alex.

I'll vote for him,

and if he gets angry, whatever.

I'll do whatever Daniela says.

-Why? -Just because, Tenoch.

Don't ask questions.

Fine, she can join us.

Are you sure?

She spends her breaks in the bathroom.

And if she's not in the bathroom, she's in the yard looking sad.

She needs friends.

Excellent choice, partners.

Excellent choice.

It was Agustín and his guy.

Agus, the one with the bike?

That guy.

They went to a coffee shop,

kissed,

just a normal kiss, they didn't want to make a scene.

Two minutes later, the waiter asked them to leave.

Wow.

Welcome to this fucking world.

Obviously, when they were taken out, they took the opportunity to beat them up.

No way.

Also, I'm organizing something.

What do you want to do?

Gather a lot of people to go there and make out.

See if those assholes can kick us all out.

You have to come.

Bring your boyfriend, a friend,

the first guy you see.

But come, okay?

Yes.

Yes, I'll be there.

Alex.

You got lost.

Rafa.

Hi.

You came.

He came to recruit people for his protest.

Alex has already signed up.

I didn't know you knew each other.

I'm gonna borrow him for a while.

See you later.

Mariana…

Welcome.

Thank you!

You won't regret it!

We're going to have so much fun!

I want to tell you something before you hear it from someone else.

Martín and I used to date.

It was just for a while.

How much is a "while"?

A year.

But we broke up a long time ago, and we're just friends.

Why did you break up?

Nothing dramatic, it was just over.

Sorry, I don't mean to pry.

Alex, you can ask me anything you want.

Okay?

Okay, yeah.

You should stay a little longer.

My uncle is coming to get me, but thank you for everything.

See? We make a good team.

I have the ideas, and you execute them.

All right.

As a prize, think about my History homework.

No, Susana.

First, Alex would kill me.

And also, people like us have a reputation to maintain.

Meaning?

You're the smartest person I've ever met.

They're so getting back together.

Martín loves him.

But Rafa has a boyfriend.

He's just a novelty. It's temporary.

Don't say that. Poor guy.

You were thinking the same thing.

Well, yeah.

He's not that big of a deal.

Poor guy.

I'm beat.

These lunatics want to keep going at El Taller.

-What's that? -It's a club.

-It's fun. Do you want to go? -No.

I'm going home.

-Are you okay? -Yes.

I have a stomachache, that's all.

You should have told me, we could have left.

Is that why you went to the bathroom?

Well, I'll walk you.

No, you stay with your friends.

See you tomorrow.

Okay.

It wasn't that bad,

but Rafa belongs there, and I don't.

Sorry for telling you all this.

Why?

A year ago, you would have bullied me,

and we would have gotten into a fight.

But you're telling me now.

What's going on here?