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Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage. I'm in jail.

We were hanging out after the show, smoking, and I got arrested.

Smoking ain't illegal.

Depends on what you're smoking.

Connor don't smoke pot.

Well, actually, I just cost you $2,500.

It's only money.

And I can't pay back.

Fred, would you like to have dinner with me? I would love to.

Whoa.

I'm here with local farmer Wade Larkins and his pig Petunia, who has a very

unique skill.

Wade? She can tell you when it's gonna rain.

I don't like food being smarter than me.

Then there's probably a lot you can't eat.

So, how exactly does she tell you? She snorts once for rain and twice for no

rain. You don't say.

Okay, Petunia, is it gonna rain tomorrow?

Well, there you have it. No rain.

Hope you're not coming for my job, Petunia.

No, she's going to the slaughterhouse next week.

Oh, well, this took a dark turn.

For Channel 9 News, I'm Manny McAllister, and that's breakfast.

And that's my most successful child.

Hey, you got a minute? What can I do for you?

I just want you to know, How happy I am here.

Your happiness means the world to me.

I just think I could do stories that are less... I don't want to say dumb, but I

think I have to.

People like dumb.

No, I know. My husband is one of those people.

But I can do things that are more hard-hitting.

No offense, but this whole thing doesn't exactly say hard-hitting.

Oh, thanks.

But I can tone it down.

put me in some glasses and a blazer and watch me take down City Hall.

Who's the mayor of Medford?

Maybe we start with medium hitting.

Have you seen Connor today?

I saw him earlier.

You did?

Was he acting weird?

Yes, which is normal for him, so no.

Come on, this is serious. He's been spending a lot of time up in his room.

What if he's getting high up there?

Maybe he's just playing music.

Which is what people do when they're high.

Hey. There he is.

Come here.

Are you trying to see if I smell like pot?

You're sharp. That's a good sign.

Goodbye.

You can relax, Mrs. McAllister. I think he learned his lesson.

He just took two Pop-Tarts. That's what the pop people call munchies.

Your husband ate the rest of the box. What's that called?

Hey. How was your day?

Great. We are going out to dinner with my boss this weekend.

Why? You saw that pig story? She's a star.

Well, she wants to get to know me better, and I want to show her that I

can be taken seriously.

So you're bringing your child bride?

Georgie is a successful businessman.

He's a great people person. And when we're at dinner, do not bring up your

age.

You concerned she might think you robbed the cradle?

Because some would say I robbed the old age home.

You think that's funny?

Oh, come on. That's the smartest thing he's ever said.

Relax, you look great. But do I look professional?

Kind of depends on the profession.

I mean, I wouldn't ask you to unclog my toilet.

Georgie, no jokes, please. I really need this to go well.

Sorry, just trying to help.

Since when do you wear glasses?

They're my mom's.

They're making me nauseous.

Mandy, you're beautiful, you're smart, you're married up. You're the whole

package.

Thanks. And I won't say nothing that'll embarrass you. I'll just talk about how

wonderful you are and Cece and my job.

Oh, please don't try to sell her tires.

Don't have to. Tires sell themselves.

It's open.

Hiya.

What's up?

i just came from a routine checkup and in the waiting room they had some really

informative pamphlets and i thought connor might get a kick out of these

your brain on drugs see the egg is your

brain because it's fried by drugs

marijuana gateway to the gutter

That's a cautionary tale. First pot, next thing you know, heroin.

Well, I've been scared straight.

Thanks, Mom.

Read the last one.

Crack is whack.

Okay, whack is slang for bad.

Do you think I'm stupid?

Well, I didn't know it.

How many times do I have to tell you I'm not doing drugs?

Don't give me attitude.

I am just trying to keep you safe. By treating me like a child?

Well, you've certainly been acting like a child.

For your information, I was tried as an adult.

I don't know what to do with you. You have a criminal record now.

Oh, please. Bill Clinton smoked pot.

This place is nice. Good choice. Thank you.

Now, let's see.

What looks good?

I'm getting the biggest steak they got.

I don't care how many people they say it's for.

So, Georgie, you aren't at all what I expected.

What'd you expect?

Honestly, I just assumed you'd be older.

I get that a lot.

How old are you?

Uh, he's my age. He's just got that baby face.

I got hair coming out all over the place. Just not here.

But enough about us.

Yeah, we're being rude.

How old are you?

Georgie, you don't ask a woman her age.

She asked me.

Well, the important thing is we are all over 21, so let's drink.

Cheers.

Mandy tells me you own a tire store.

Yep, McAllister Auto. Best prices in town.

Careful. Once he starts talking about tires, he does not stop.

I have trouble hitting the brakes, which we also do.

How'd you two meet?

Uh, laundromat. Used to run the one over on 3rd.

The one with the gambling room in the back?

Uh... I used to go to that place all the time.

Really? You're kidding.

Whatever happened to that lady that ran it? That's my meemaw.

I loved her.

Us, too. In fact, we named our daughter after her. You have a gambling room in

the back of your tire store?

I wish.

Getting rich the legal way takes forever.

You know, a... Legal gambling is the kind of meaty story I would love to

cover.

Nice segue.

One of my many journalistic skills.

Hold that thought. I'm just going to run to the ladies' room.

Rocky, start, but I think we're okay.

Why are you still drinking it? It was eight bucks.

Oh, no.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

Look, it's not that big a deal, okay? They're just having dinner.

They're on a date.

Please don't make a scene.

Give me some credit. I know how to behave.

Great. I'm just going to take your steak knife.

I am done.

With? Connor.

Dodged a bullet. Okay.

I should have listened to you.

You messing with me?

No. You were right.

This doesn't feel safe.

I have coddled him, I've protected him, and look what happened.

Oh, now you can't go blaming yourself.

Yes, I can. From now on, he's all yours.

Bring down the hammer.

So we're gonna do things my way.

Exactly.

Because I was right.

You were right.

Say it again.

You were right.

Slower.

You guys ready to order?

I lost my appetite.

I told him not to eat so much bread, but men, huh?

That's... I gotta say something. No, you don't.

What's going on?

This is a little weird, but his mom's on a date over there.

Why is that weird?

Is she having an affair?

Of course not. My dad passed away.

Oh, sorry to hear that.

That guy's a jerk who's just trying to use her to piss me off.

Excuse me.

Oh, Georgie, don't. He did.

He is younger than you, isn't he?

Ain't this a pretty picture?

What are you doing?

Did you follow us?

No. We're here with Mandy's boss, so y'all need to get.

Whoa. Now, you might want to watch how you talk to your mother. I got this.

You better watch how you talk to your mother.

You know, I was kind of hoping we could talk about some work stuff.

You're ruining Mandy's work dinner.

We are just minding our business. You aren't the one who was making a scene.

If you don't like it, go somewhere else. Oh, we are having a lovely time.

I don't want to hear the nasty details of your day.

George, Marshall, Cooper, go back to your table right now or there will be

heck to pay.

Dad would be rolling in his grave if he saw you with him.

You know, we can go someplace else. We're not going anywhere.

Yes, ma'am. And I would like some wine. Would you like some wine? Yes, ma'am.

Look at that. Another glass of wine.

One day with him and she's a wino.

How long ago did your dad pass?

A couple of years.

Oh, this seems like enough time for your mom to go out on a date.

What do you know?

Georgie, your food's getting cold. Put some in your mouth.

You know what?

I'm going to sit next to you so I don't have to look.

Hi.

Hi.

Is this weird?

A little bit.

I'll go back.

I wish there was somewhere else I could sit.

You doing okay?

Oh, fine.

So, have you always lived in Medford? No. We did a stint in Galveston when

Georgia was little.

Still knew how to respect his parents.

Galveston.

Great song.

Galveston, oh, Galveston. He needs to see that this is my lot.

Okay, I try.

I am the mother, and he is the child.

Well, technically, he is a grown-up. Only because I didn't kill him when he

dropped out of high school.

You might want to slow down a little.

Another man who thinks I can't make my own decisions? No, no, no. Just a man

who's regretted his share of angry drinking.

I'm not angry.

I'm thirsty.

We need to talk. No, we don't. Hey, you live in my house. You're gonna hear me

out. I get it. I messed up. I owe Georgie a lot of money. I disappointed

everyone. I'm a loser.

Come on, don't you think you're being a little hard on yourself there? What

would you call it?

You were with friends, you did something dumb, it happens.

I mean, it usually happens in your teens, but at least you got it in before

30.

You're not mad?

I'm not thrilled.

But I'd rather you be making mistakes out there than never leaving this room.

Thanks.

As long as you learn from those mistakes.

I did.

And it won't happen again.

Good deal.

Dad? Yeah?

This talk is not what I expected.

Surprised me, too. Don't tell your mom.

That was quick.

It doesn't take long to bring down the hammer.

I should have let you do this a long time ago.

Well, you learn from your mistake, and that's what's important.

People think Sheldon was difficult, but that one?

Taken years off my life.

You know, I was a little bit of a hellion. When he got Mandy pregnant, did

I cut him off? No.

I supported him because I loved him.

I'm gonna get the check.

No, we cannot leave before them.

Well, you know...

Call me old-fashioned, but I like it when my date seems even a little bit

interested in me.

I'm interested.

Really?

Where was I born?

Where was I born?

Right here in Medford. And then after you got married, you went to Galveston

for a stretch, and that's where you had your twins.

Show off.

Why don't I take you home?

No, I am having a good time.

Well, I'm not. Well, then maybe you should go.

Oh, here's a story you can do. An expose on Fagenbacher Auto.

I think you mean expose.

No, it's expose.

You don't expose a crime.

Can we get the check, please?

How do you want to do this?

Split it?

How much younger?

Excuse me for interrupting.

What do you want? I'm going.

She finally wise up and kick you to the curb.

Miss, please, get her home safe.

He seems great. I'd go out with him.

Damn.

I just saw some long-haired guy walking towards Connor's room.

He's probably a friend.

It's not the first one today.

Well, maybe he has more than one... You're right. We should go check.

What is going on here?

I'm selling him my Jupiter IV.

Well, he is going to have to buy his marijuana somewhere else.

Yeah, take a hike.

It's not pot.

It's a synthesizer.

Why would you sell that?

I have to pay Georgie back.

Well, good for you.

No, not good.

He loves those instruments.

Well, he screwed up, and now he's making sacrifices to fix it. That's called

being a man. I can come back tomorrow. Stay.

Do you really want to do this?

No, but I need to.

Be good to her.

Wait.

Take some of these.

out of yourself do you know how humiliating that was fred has been

nothing but nice to me and you ruined it now my boss thinks i'm a joke why are

you ganging up on me she's the one dating jerks and getting drunk he is not

a jerk and now he hates me then

tonight wasn't a total loss yes it was i'm gonna be interviewing livestock for

the rest of my life oh i love that pig interview but you get we could be doing

actual news right like crime and politics no that stuff makes me so sad

do more pigs finally something we agree on wait i

had pork chops tonight what if that was coming

Did I wake you?

No, no. I've been up for a couple hours, hoping to die.

Oh, I've been there.

I figured you could use a hangover care package. Coffee, aspirin, and the

greasiest breakfast burrito in town.

Well, Lee, after how awful I was last night. Oh, I seem worse.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

Maybe this is just a little too complicated right now.

Maybe.

I hope we can still be friends.

I'd like that.

Well, I should go to work.

Okay.

Okay, bye.