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Hello?

Shit, hey, what's up? What the fuck are you doing?

Nothing, just taking a little break.

Okay. I told you eight hours ago. I went to work, and I went to the gym,

and you're still here. Look, you're sleeping on your clothes. You're a slob.

Uh, no, no.

Look, uh, fuck, you're right. I probably should have done this earlier.

You think?

Um. Oh!

But look, don't worry, I'll have it done by tonight, I promise. What do you mean

by tonight?

Why not right now? I'm just going to go see, like, a girl really quick, and, you

know, I'll get back to this, I promise. I'll do it before, like... No, you're

going to do it now. First of all, you have chips on your face, and you're not

leaving my house like this.

Well, I mean, I kind of got to go, though. I, like, set up a date and

stuff, and, you know, I might finally, like, get lucky this time, so...

Maybe, you know... Get lucky?

Honey.

You have chips on your face, first of all, and you're not going to get lucky

with that.

And, no, you're cleaning up this mess.

No, but please... You're not leaving me with your mess. What? Your father has

been gone for a whole week.

I'm not... You're not leaving me here with this mess. I haven't gotten laid.

You're definitely not getting laid.

No. What?

Well, that's the thing, too. Yeah, like, you're not even... You're not even my

real mom. Like, I could just do it some other time, right? Like, why do I gotta

listen to you? Like, just let me go on that date. It's my house.

I know, but let me... Come on. Can you just be cool and, like, let me just go

on that date and I'll pick it up, I promise.

You don't even have to sit on the couch today. Like, you just go to your room

and stuff and, you know, who cares?

Hmm.

I'll tell you what.

You can go on your date, but you're gonna fuck me first.

Wait, what?

What, you think it's fair? You get to live here rent-free, go fuck whoever you

want, and leave, like, messes wherever you please?

No. You gotta pay your dues, honey.

Uh, okay.

I'm actually just gonna go to my room, like... No. You're getting weird.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Look at this.

Look at this mess.

Look at that.

You're gonna go fuck a girl?

With this?

I mean, if I get lucky.

But definitely not you. I mean, that'd be... That's...

What's so wrong about me?

Like, a lot of things. Like, you know, you're married to my dad, and, like, you

know, you've known me for so long. Like, that's just weird. I don't know.

Hmm. Anyways, you know what? I will pick up that mess. You're right. Let me

just... Yeah, I'll just get to it.

Uh... Huh.

Um... So, uh... You gonna wear these?

Huh? Probably. With the chips inside?

I'll just take them out.

It's no big deal. I cannot allow you to leave this house and go attempt to fuck

another girl when you're like this.

Well, what's the big deal? I don't... Well, you've already proved you can't

clean. So prove to me that you can fuck.

Don't be an embarrassment to your family.

That's... Look, you even... like the idea of it.

Holy...

Huh. Did you really... Is there something really wrong with me?

Did you really want to do this, like, with me?

I mean... I think you want to.

Um... Well, uh... I mean, I have always thought of... you,

uh... I don't know if that... That's wrong, though, no?

Like you're looking at them is it wrong Not

really right just natural Is

this a mess down here too no Wow

Oh, wow.

Hmm. Are we doing that right now?

I know.

What a great copy.

I think he likes me.

I think you like it.

You got me

so hard.

Maybe I don't have to go see that girl anymore.

Fucking delicious.

How does that feel?

It's so good.

I keep on my dad.

What about him?

You're right.

He's never here.

He's got to take care of me too, right?

Hmm.

What a great cock.

Bigger than your dad

hard right now I

want

to see what you can do with this cock

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Oh that

was really

deep.

Oh my God.

What are you supposed to look at?

Like this?

Holy shit.

You're gonna get me. Get me.

Oh my god. Keep going, keep going, keep going.

Stop it again.

You look like you want to cum real bad.

Keep going.

Just like that.

That's it.

Stay right here, Tony.

Now he's bossy.

This is all mine.

This is all mine.

Oh my gosh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

That's a good boy.

How lucky can you be that it's on here?

Uh-huh.

Not that great.

Flippin' and sliding in your mess.

That's it, that's it, that's it

Just like that.

oh my god oh

my

god

Right there.

Like that?

Mm

-hmm.

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Grab me.

There you go. Keep going.

Keep going.

Right there.

You got me.

Get on me.

You got it? Mm-hmm.

You got it? Yeah.

Yeah,

now clean it up

Oh my god, that

was so wrong I

promise not to tell anybody