Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

-(CLICKS OFF) -(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

(SNORING)

MRS. WICKET: Scrapper!

Wha... Wha...

MRS. WICKET: Scrapper!

Puss, puss, puss, puss, puss!

(EXHALES)

-Scrapper! -Oh!

What? Oh!

-Ew. -Scrapper!

Scrapper!

Ohh!

What is she doing?

Scrapper!

Scrapper!

Shush.

Scrapper's missing!

I would never have guessed.

(SCOFFS)

(SLAMS SHUT)

(EXHALES)

MRS. WICKET: Scrapper!

Oh! I'm awake now.

(SHOUTING) Scrapper!

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

Ah.

There we are, Teddy.

(HUMMING SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

(GASPS) Teddy, Teddy, Teddy, quick, quick, quick.

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

Quick, quick.

-(KNOCKING AT DOOR) -What?

MRS. WICKET: Bean!

Now what?

MRS. WICKET: Bean!

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

Bean!

-Yes? -Is Scrapper in here?

Uh, I don't think so.

Scrapper!

Scrapper?

MR. BEAN: What you doing?

Scrapper, where are you?

Scrapper!

Come out.

Now look, come on.

Clearly, your cat's not here.

So shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.

(SIGHS)

Ooh! Oh, it's cold.

(SIGHS)

-(CARS REVVING) -MR. BEAN: Oh!

(MIMICKING CAR REVVING)

MRS. WICKET: Scrapper!

-Oh, I don't believe it! -(TV PLAYING LOUDER)

MRS. WICKET: Scrapper.

Scrapper!

(TV PLAYING LOUDER)

-Scrapper? -Ohh!

Scrapper.

Scrapper!

Excuse me.

I won't rest until I find Scrapper.

Yes, and neither will I.

I've got to do something about this.

(HUMMING)

Ah. This should do the trick.

Now, reward.

Let me see.

Hmm. £1.36.

Call this number.

Right. Off we go.

-Morning. -Morning.

Right. How many?

There we go.

Um...

Come on, come on.

And, go.

Come on, do something.

-(MACHINE BEEPS) -Ooh!

Oh!

Oh, stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

Here.

Ah, thank you.

Well, I don't think anybody will be wanting those.

(COPIER WHIRRING)

Ah. Excellent.

There we are.

And here's one for you, sir.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

There. Good.

(CHUCKLING)

(SIGHS WEARILY)

Scrapper!

No, sorry.

Oh.

Oh. (SIGHS)

(HUMMING)

(EXHALES)

Come on, come on.

(SIGHS)

(OWL HOOTING)

(SNORING)

-MRS. WICKET: Scrapper! -(EXCLAIMS)

Hello, hello, hello?

Scrapper!

Oh!

Come out.

Scrapper.

We have to find that cat, Teddy.

Right.

I'll have that.

Oh, yes.

Ah. Perfect.

(LAUGHS)

MR. BEAN: Scrapper.

Scrapper?

Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Scrapper, come on, come on.

Puss, puss, puss, puss, puss.

Scrapper.

Let's try the other side.

Scrapper.

Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

-(CATS MEOWING) -Oh, look at this lot.

No, no, now. Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.

(YOWLS)

You little...

Honestly.

Oh.

Hello?

Scrapper?

Scrapper?

Are you down here?

Eh?

(GASPS)

His collar!

Oh, my goodness!

Scrapper?

-(CAT MEOWS) -(GASPS)

Scrapper!

Scrapper, where are you?

-(CAT MEOWS) -(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(MEOWS)

Scrapper!

(GRUNTS)

Oh, it's tight.

There must be a way down.

(PANTING)

Ah-ha!

(METAL SCRAPING)

(MUFFLED) Scrapper?

Scrapper?

(SCRAPPER MEOWS)

Don't worry, I'm coming to find you.

-(SQUEAKING) -Eh?

What's that noise?

It must be my shoes.

No, it isn't.

-(SQUEAKING) -(GASPS)

What?

-(SQUEAKING) -(GASPS)

Aah!

Oh, no, go away.

Oh, no!

-(SQUEAKING) -(GASPS)

(EXCLAIMING)

-(SPLASHES) -Oh, no!

(EXCLAIMS)

-Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. -(SQUEAKING)

Get off, get off, get off.

(GIGGLES)

Ah. Get off.

Ooh!

(EXCLAIMING)

Phew! Oh!

-(SQUEAKING) -Oh, no.

Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no. No, no.

(SCREECHING)

(SCREECHING)

(SIGHS)

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

(LAUGHS)

(GASPS) Scrapper!

There you are.

-Here, boy. -(MEOWING)

Whoa.

Oh. Um...

Oh. Right.

Here we go. (GRUNTS)

(MEOWS)

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

Now, here's an idea.

(MEOWS EXCITEDLY)

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Jump. Jump to me.

(EXCLAIMS)

-(SPLASHES) -Oh!

Oh, I give up.

I give up.

(MEOWS)

Oh!

All right, just hang on, just hang on.

Um...

Oh. Now.

Whoa, whoa.

Come on, Scrapper. Come to me. Whoa!

(EXCLAIMING)

Oh, get... Get off. No, no.

(EXCLAIMING)

(SIGHS)

(GASPS)

Uh-oh.

-(SQUEAKING) -(GASPS)

-(HISSES) -No, no, no, no, no!

Scrapper, Scrapper!

(GROWLS)

(SQUEAKS)

-(GROWLS) -Oh.

Well done, Scrapper.

(YOWLS)

Come on, let's get out of here.

-(GROWLING) -(GASPS)

(SCREAMS)

Phew. There we go.

Right, let's get you home.

Scrapper!

-(HAND BRAKE SQUEAKS) -MR. BEAN: Ah.

-Here we are. -(MEOWS)

Scrapper!

Oh, Bean, thank you.

Oh, it was nothing.

-Oh, and of course. -Oh.

-There's a good boy. -(YOWLS)

-(HISSES) -(GROANS)

Well, good night, then.

Charming.

Oh.

(YAWNS)

Oh, dear.

Oh. Ah, very good.

(SCRAPPER YOWLING)

What the...

Oh, honestly.

(SCRAPPER SCREECHING)

That stupid... Oh!

(SCRAPPER YOWLING)

(GROANS)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

Oh!

(FLASHLIGHT SHATTERS)