Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCOFFS)

Ah, here we are.

Now, it's around here somewhere.

Beany!

-Oh, hello. -Mmm!

(AIR-KISSING)

Ah!

There it is!

Huh?

Hmm!

Oh, wonderful.

Hmm!

I found Teddy right there.

Yes.

-(CHUCKLES) -(CLICKS TONGUE)

Oh, this makes me so happy.

(STOMACH GRUMBLES)

Oh, and actually, I'm feeling quite hungry.

Would you like a sandwich or something?

-Um... -Yes.

Right. Well, there's a cafe over there I think.

Hmm!

Would you like to, um, you know,

get one for, you know, both of us, you know.

Right.

(SIGHS)

Peace at last.

-(TAPPING) -Eh?

(GASPS)

Oh!

What the...

Hello, good morning.

What... What, uh...

-Excuse me. -Oh, right.

So why are you, um...

I'm chopping this tree down.

Oh, no!

No, no, no, no, no.

Sorry, mate, it's coming down.

No, you don't understand. This is outrageous.

-Get off, get off. -Behind the safety tape, please.

-Thank you. -(GROANS) Oh, no!

-(CHAINSAW WHIRRING) -Right.

No! No, you're not going to do that!

Uh!

You're not going to cut...

Oh!

Aha!

Right! I know what I'm going to do.

WORKMAN: Oi!

-Stop! -Aha!

Come down!

Tree protest! Yeah.

(TAUNTING)

(BLOWS RASPBERRY) You can't get me.

-(CHUCKLES) -Right, come here.

Huh!

Ooh, oh!

Ha ha.

I'm not leaving here.

If you want the tree down, you'll have to get me down.

(STRAINING)

Ow!

Ha ha!

(GROANS)

You'll have to try harder than that, I'm afraid.

Right, then.

Oh, there we go.

Ah, now, that's seen him off.

Hah.

-(RUMBLING) -(GASPS)

(WHIMPERS)

Come here.

Oh, right. Very clever.

See how you deal with this!

Ooh, ouch, ow!

Ha ha! Take all those.

Ow, stop, ow.

Ooh.

Ah!

Ha ha!

(SNICKERS)

(GRUMBLES)

Oh.

(CHUCKLING)

Uh-oh.

(YELPS)

Oh.

Ooh, whoa, oh.

Had enough yet?

(WHIMPERING) Help!

-Irma! -Huh?

Help!

What?

Help!

Oh!

(WHIMPERING)

Help!

Huh?

What?

Hmm.

(EXCLAIMING)

(LAUGHS) Yes, very good.

Stop it!

You big bully.

Irma, he's trying to cut the tree down.

We won't let him!

(STRAINING)

Oh, no, you don't.

Oh! You leave her alone.

(STOMACH GRUMBLING)

Did you get a sandwich, by the way?

It was shut.

Come on.

Oh, okay.

Behind the line.

Right then...

Right then.

WORKMAN: Mmm!

It's all yours.

Come and get it whenever you want.

-(STOMACH GROWLING) -(SIGHS)

Don't do it, Beany!

Oh, no.

I'm so hungry.

Ah.

Now, this could be useful. If I can just...

Yes!

(GASPS)

Eh?

(COUGHING)

Are you all right?

Have some water.

(MR. BEAN CHUCKLES)

Ah, yes, yes. Yes!

Much better now, thank you.

(GASPS)

Absolutely starving.

-You knew! -(GIGGLES)

(GROWLS)

It's very nice, thank you very much.

(EXCLAIMS)

Oh, mmm, delicious.

Oh.

Ah. Oh!

A banana.

Mmm-mmm.

What a lovely spot for lunch.

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

Mmm, very good.

Hmm. Oh.

(SNICKERING)

Ooh!

Oops, sorry.

(LAUGHS)

Ouch!

Right.

-Uh. -(PHONE BEEPING)

(GASPS)

Police, please.

(GASPS)

I'm going nowhere.

No.

WORKMAN: Oh, right. Okay.

Four down, begins with T.

-(LAUGHS) -Beany.

Hello, Irma.

Good.

(STOMACH RUMBLES)

Oh, ooh, ooh. But I could do with a...

Oh.

That's what I need. Hmm.

But how can I get there?

-(SQUIRREL CHATTERING) -Ooh.

Oh, hello, little fellow.

Now, there's an idea.

Hmm.

Er, all right. Yeah.

Here we are. Lovely.

(SNICKERING)

Keep quiet.

Good luck.

Very carefully.

Ooh, ooh, shh, shh.

(WHISPERING) Have to be quiet.

(GASPS)

(BRANCH CREAKS)

Hmm.

Quick, quick, quick, quick.

(MR. BEAN SIGHS)

-(GASPS) -Right. Hmm.

(POLICEMAN CLEARS THROAT)

Oh, hello.

He's up there.

Right.

(MEGAPHONE FEEDBACK)

(BIRD CHIRPING)

Come down now!

(WOMAN YELPS)

Is this him?

-Hang on. -(YELPS)

There's a bit more of him.

Right, time to cut this tree down.

-(TOILET FLUSHES) -Huh?

Ooh, that's better.

(GASPS)

(GULPS)

-(GASPS) This can't... -No!

No, stop.

They're building a new cafe.

Lovely spot for lunch.

Ah.

Oh.

A lovely spot for lunch.

(BIRD CHIRPING)

Could I just have a, um...

And, there we go.

Oh, but...

-But it's wonderful. -(CHAINSAW WHIRRING)

No, no, stop, stop!

Stop! Oh, stop!

-(MEGAPHONE FEEDBACK)-Stop what you're doing!

Put down your chainsaw.

Slowly.

That's right.

You!

Eh?

Hmm.

That's a good idea.

MR. BEAN: Ah, oh, well. Isn't this lovely?

Come, let's sit in our usual place, shall we?

Oh, good morning.

On the house, as always.

-Thank you. -(IRMA GIGGLES)

To us, and a lovely spot for lunch.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh!

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

-(EXCLAIMS) -(GLASS SHATTERS)