Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCOFFS)

(IMITATES CAR REVVING)

Oh, watch out, Teddy!

(EXCLAIMING AND LAUGHING)

MR. BEAN: Oh! What you...

There!

Huh? What?

What? Where are we going?

Which would you like?

IRMA: That one.

-Mmm! -(IMITATING CAR REVVING)

Beany!

-What? -Mmm.

Very romantic.

Yes, yes, very nice.

What?

How much?

I don't think so.

Hmm!

-(IMITATING CAR REVVING) -(DOOR OPENS)

Oh, hello.

If Teddy wanted to go, you'd pay.

Well, fair point.

Oh!

Take me on holiday, then I'll give you Teddy back.

Oh! Teddy!

Teddy!

Oh!

-Dear me. Oh. Uh. -(BARKING)

Ooh. Ooh.

"Cat show."

Oh, hello. Thinking of entering?

Starts at 4:00. First prize, holiday for two to Paris.

Oh, really?

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Scrapper.

Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Come and get the nice food.

Come on.

(MEOWING)

(YOWLS)

Ha ha. Gotcha.

(HISSING)

-(NET RIPPING) -Huh?

D'oh! Where'd you...

Come back here!

(SNORING)

MR. BEAN: Ah.

Excellent.

Just got to... What the...

Ooh!

Oh, close.

Oh!

Oh.

-(TOY MOUSE SQUEAKS) -(GASPS) Shh!

Eh!

(CONTINUES SNORING)

Phew.

Ha ha.

-(TOY MOUSE SQUEAKS) -(GIGGLES)

(MEOWS)

Here he comes.

(CHUCKLES)

Yes!

(YOWLING)

I've got you this time.

Right. You're coming with me.

-(GROWLING) -Shh!

-Time for a bath, Scrapper. -(YOWLS)

Hmm. I think I need protection.

There we go! (CHUCKLING)

-Okay. -(YOWLS)

Whoa!

(YOWLING)

(EXCLAIMS) No, come back here.

Ooh.

Oh.

Phew.

-(MEOWING) -Oh, I'll be needing those.

(MEOWING)

Scrapper.

Ow!

Oh.

Come on down, come on, come on, come on, come on.

(GROWLS)

Oh.

There must be something.

Aha.

Oh, sardines.

Come on, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. Mmm.

(MEOWING)

Mmm, lovely sardine.

Come on. (SMACKING LIPS) Come on.

Ah.

-(SWITCH CLICKING) -Oh.

-(BLOWING) -Oh. There we go.

Right.

(STRAINING)

Oh.

(MEOWING)

Right. Teeth time.

-Okay. -(YOWLS)

-(SNAPPING) -(GASPS) Ooh?

Now let me see.

Ah!

(HUMMING)

Here we go.

Ah! What a picture.

(YOWLS)

Oh, but look, it'll have to do. (GASPS)

Okay, Scrapper, come on, come on, in you go.

There we go. Right.

Hello. (CHUCKLES) This way, please.

Here we go.

Right.

(CATS MEOWING)

Oh! No photographs, please.

Lovely.

-Honestly. -(JUDGE CLEARS THROAT)

Hello.

Ah, yes, good afternoon. How are you?

-The entrance fee. -What?

Hmm.

Okay, oh, all right, all right, all right.

Thank you.

-Over there. -Ah.

Ah.

(YOWLS)

Oh. Well, he's a little excited.

And next we have...

Fluffball III.

Let's see how long his tail is.

Oh, come on, come on.

Fine teeth.

(SIGHS)

Ah.

JUDGE: Perfect length, yes.

(CHUCKLES)

Thanks, and next we have...

-No cat. -Oh!

Tibbles?

Tibbles!

-Tibbles! -Next we have...

Ah, yes, well, this is Scrapper.

-A prize specimen, I think you'll agree. -(HISSING)

He'll have to come out of there.

Um...

Really?

Okay.

-(YOWLS) -Oh!

(GASPS)

Scrapper. Scrapper!

MR. BEAN: Ah. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

-Whoa! -MR. BEAN: Oh!

Scrapper, control yourself, control yourself.

Oh, dear!

Scrapper, Scrapper!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Help!

(MEOWING)

Oh!

(GROWLING)

(YOWLS)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(GROWLS)

Aha!

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Come on.

Phew.

Look.

-There, smell that. -(SNIFFS AND MEOWS)

Oh, yes!

Oh, hello. I'm so sorry. Sorry.

He's very highly strung.

Oh. (CHUCKLES)

So, um, uh...

He is the only cat left, so he is the winner.

Oh! (CHUCKLES)

-Well. -Over here, photo of the winner.

-And the cat. -Oh. There you go.

-(YOWLS) -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

Oh, back in, back in, back in, back in, cat.

Uh-huh. Well, we'll be off.

Thank you so very much. Bye!

(CATS MEOWING AND DOGS BARKING)

-Hello. -Eh?

-Here we go. -What?

-Eh? -(MEOWS)

Bean?

Irma, we're going to Paris.

IRMA:Oh, Beany!

(CHUCKLING)

And I'll be seeing you again very soon.

We're off, we're off.

(CHUCKLES)

Right.

Oh.

Eh?

Bean?

Holiday for two!

Oh.

Mmm!

Hello! I'll be right down.

Morning.

There we go.

MR. BEAN: Oi! Oi!

-What? What? -My cat, my holiday.

What?

Shove up.

(LAUGHING)

Teddy!

Teddy!

Oh, you'll need this. You're looking after Scrapper.

-What the... -Driver, to the airport!

-No, come back, come back! -(MRS. WICKET LAUGHING)

Beany!

Teddy!

Oh, no.

(YOWLS)

Oh, no.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh!

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

-(EXCLAIMS) -(GLASS SHATTERS)