Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCOFFS)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

Oh, it's so cold.

Oh. Goodness me.

(TEETH CHATTER)

Ah.

(GASPS) What?

What, just...

Brr!

(GROANS)

Oh, goodness, look at that.

I need to get dressed.

I'll have that, maybe that.

And that, and that and that, and that, and that.

(CHUCKLES)

(HUFFING)

Ha-ha!

Right, teeth.

(THUDDING)

-(THUDS) -Huh?

(THUDDING)

(SIGHS)

Okay.

There we go. Good.

Oh, and I'll have a cup of tea.

Oh.

No... no water.

Oh, just a moment.

Oh, toast. (CHUCKLES)

Ooh, ooh.

(SIGHS)

Now the butter.

Huh?

(THUDS)

Oh.

Yes, excellent.

Right. Ah.

There we go.

Ah.

There.

(SIGHS)

There.

(SIGHS)

Good.

(STRAINING)

Whoa!

(GRUNTING)

Oh, excellent.

(SNORING)

Good morning.

Oh. Oh. (SNORTS)

Why is it so cold?

-Boiler's broken. -Oh.

Oi, you're letting the heat out!

Oh, no.

I'll ring someone.

Good.

Huh?

(SIGHS)

-Hmm. -MRS. WICKET: Tried that,

phone's broken too.

Close the door on your way out.

(SIGHS)

(SHIVERING)

(MRS. WICKET SNORING)

Oh.

(STARTLED GRUNTS)

Aha, let's just shift you.

Oh. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

I must give you a brush.

Hey... What?

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Bean! Out!

But it's so cold upstairs

-and so warm in... -Out!

(SIGHS)

Ooh!

Ooh.

(SHIVERING)

Oh!

Hmm.

(TEARS PAGE)

Look at that.

Aha.

Ooh!

Ow. Oh, that hurt.

Ah. I've got an idea.

Excellent. Right.

(CHUCKLING)

Right.

(SIGHS)

Oh. Warm it up.

(BLOWS)

Hello, Teddy!

Ooh, oh, no.

Hello.

Right.

Ha-ha!

Oh, yes.

(BLOWS)

Oh, freezing.

Off we go.

Oh.

(SIGHS)

Hmm. Ah!

(EXCLAIMS)

There we go.

(CHUCKLES)

(GRUNTING)

(GIGGLES)

(SCRAPING)

Oh. Oh, hello.

(GIGGLES)

(BUZZING)

Oh, no. Ow, ow.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch out!

Oi!

(MR. BEAN GROANS)

Sorry.

Phew.

Oh. Ah!

I've got an idea.

Ah, there we are.

Right.

Oh, yes.

Ta-da!

(CHUCKLING)

(STRAINING)

Right.

(ENGINE STARTS)

(LAUGHS) Bye!

Oh, there it is.

Yes.

(STRAINING)

(SIGHS)

Oh.

(SHIVERING)

-Oh. -Ah!

Oh, that's nice.

-(CLEARS THROAT) -Sorry.

(CHUCKLES)

-Good morning. -Hello.

Can I have one of those, please?

Sorry, we're sold out.

What?

Oh, no!

So cold.

Oh. Excellent.

Oh, look.

I'll make myself a cup of tea.

Oh! (SCOFFS)

Aha!

(CHUCKLES)

Ah.

(SIGHS)

(CHUCKLES)

What's going on?

Right, you, out.

All right, all right.

Ooh! D'oh!

(SIGHS)

(GRUMBLES INCOHERENTLY)

Oh!

Excuse me, can I help?

(GRUNTS)

Follow me.

All fixed.

Oh, thank you.

Bye!

(WIND HOWLING)

Oh, what?

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Mrs. Wicket.

Mrs. Wicket!

(SHIVERING) Oh, I don't believe it.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh!

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

-(EXCLAIMS) -(GLASS SHATTERS)