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Son, come home!

Hey dad, welcome back from Vegas.

Two suitcases?

You wanted so big you couldn't fit it all in one suitcase?

Actually, it's not mine.

I've got a surprise for you.

Who? She's outside looking at the flowers.

She?

Honey!

Have you come in here already?

I'm sorry. Your marigolds are just so gorgeous.

Son, meet your new stepmom, Louise.

Hi. Hi.

So nice to meet you.

Hello, stepmom.

We got married on the strap.

Yeah, that's great.

So, I need no introduction because I've already told you so much about him, but

this is my son, Jet.

He's 18, but he's staying with me until he gets on his feet.

Well, it looks like the house will be big enough for the three of us.

However...

It could use a woman's touch.

Can I get your credit card and do a little online shopping?

Oh, yeah. Sure, honey.

Dad,

how could you marry a woman you've only known for like a week?

Oh, son, listen.

I was entertaining some clients and I don't know, it just clicked.

How do you know she's just not after your money?

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

I'm not being ridiculous.

You met her in Vegas.

Listen, son, I haven't been this happy since I divorced your mom years ago.

This is real.

Hi.

Jeremy, how do you feel about a home sauna?

Um, I mean, if you like it, then I love it.

Dad's gone and Lewis is in the shower. Now I can see what my stepmom is really

up to.

Okay, let's see.

Her password's probably 1, 2, 3, 4.

Oh, yeah.

Unread text.

What?

This guy is dumb.

Once we're divorced, we're gonna be so rich It's gonna not be long before we're

together again. What the fuck? I knew it!

God, I knew she was a gold digger.

Ah, Dad, you're so dumb.

I can get why you fell for it.

Man, you don't deserve this.

I mean, she is really hot.

I can see why you fell for it, Dad.

Jet, what the hell?

Me? What the hell yourself?

You're scamming my dad.

What are you talking about?

Don't play innocent, Mom.

I saw your text messages.

You're a gold digger.

I knew you'd be trouble. You're way more perceptive than your father.

My dad is a good man and you're just using him.

I'm going to tell him everything.

Now, now, don't be hasty. A girl's got to do what a girl's got to do to

maintain the lifestyle she wants.

And maybe you could get something out of this too. It would be our little secret.

Secret?

No way. My dad deserves to know that this marriage isn't real.

Real smart.

We're both getting what we want out of this marriage. Your old man is happy.

Why would you want to ruin that for him?

Especially when you could get a little something out of it too.

What are you talking about?

I just caught you drooling all over my panties. What if I gave you a little

something more to drool over?

It could be our little secret.

But... My dad... Is a grown man, as are you.

He's made his choice.

And so can you.

So what's it gonna be, stud?

But you're my stepmom.

Which is so naughty.

And that makes it so much more fun, right?

I mean, it does.

Come to mommy.

All right.

All right.

I'll keep your secret.

That's a very good boy.

See, you want to give mommy what she wants.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

I'm gonna be a good boy and keep my secrets.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my gosh, yes.

Fucking there. Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah!

Make mommy fucking come.

All my friends bailed out on me. But that's okay because now I get to spend

some quality time with my beautiful wife. Oh, but I'm doing my shower

routine and you know that takes me quite a while.

You can't break routine just once.

No, you want me to look my best, right?

I do.

Well then, let me finish my routine and I'll see you in a little bit.

Okay, I'll let you have that then.

All right, thank you. Actually, it'll be a little while.

Bye!

You can hear how fucking wet I'm getting right in your car.

Don't move, don't fucking move.

Oh, I'm gonna break in my new bedroom with my stepson.

Fucking God.

Fucking what?

You can hear how fucking what I am for you.

Oh, I love being a bad mummy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

I want that fucking young cock.

I want it inside me.

Put that stuff.

Slap my ass harder.

Slap it again.

Oh.

That's a shame!

from meeting them.

My new bedroom, huh?

And my new family.

of fucking warfare.

Oh shit, mommy's big.

Oh yes, please.

Mommy. Now,

we have our own little secret.

So you promise you won't tell your father about my texts?

All right, yeah, you have my word.

I promise.

Because then we can keep having