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Hey everyone, so today I'm going to be doing my video on 10 reasons why I think women should

have sex with dogs. Reason number one, women in history have practiced it. There have been

documented cases of ancient Romans and Greeks, and Greeks, I'm sorry, ancient Romans and Greeks

practicing it for pleasure. Reason number two, dogs' tongues can get in very hard to reach places

and it can feel amazing. Reason number three, you cannot get pregnant. It is impossible

for a dog to impregnate a human, meaning you can have sex 24-7, risk-free. Reason number

four, you cannot get an STD, which is a huge thing nowadays. If you're allergic to dog sperm,

that's the only way it can harm you. There was actually a case in, um, where was that,

it was in Europe of a woman dying from an allergic reaction. So, that's just pretty much the only

thing that can harm you, is if you're allergic to dog sperm. Reason number five, it has been

around since the beginning of time. There have been, there have been, there have been cave paintings

stories of it since 2000 BC. So, it's been around a while. Reason number six, it's legal in some

countries and states. So, you can enjoy it. Will you, will you stop biting on my skirt? It is, okay,

where was I? I think I was on six. Yeah, it is, it is legal in some countries and states. So, you can enjoy it,

pretty much about worry. Other than, um, judgmental people and religious people. That's pretty much

why you have to worry a lot. Reason number seven, some people like to think of it as a kink. You are fully,

like you are fully submissive to a wolf or canine. Some people like to think of it like that. It's some

kind of, it's something that most people wouldn't do. So, some people like to think of it as a kink.

Reason number eight, not eight, it's convenient. You don't have to, they're digging the dog just right there. You

don't have to, sorry, you don't have to go out to find sex. It's right there in front of you. It's around you.

The bathroom. Reason number nine, they don't nag or complain. They are silent companions. Are you a silent

companion? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They are, they're, they're good. Reason number 10, they are easy to train. He is.

It's not hard to teach your dog phrases, words, or show them certain objects to initiate sex. This

protects you from your dog humping you in front of your family, your friends. There's my 10 reasons. Oh, Jesus.