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Previously on The Other Kingdom.

Watch the witch melt!

You think your dad will mind him staying with us for a while?

How much trouble could he be?

Unleash the beast!

We want to make you famous.

What?!

I wanted her to get outed, not become famous!

Astral, you can't do this!

The witch of Theseus high!

How dare you put Athenia and the Second Kingdom in danger.

So this is the boy that made you go on your Otherwalk?

Yes, dad, your majesty.

Your dad is the King?

Yeah, I forgot to mention that.

You're reckless, Astral.

You endanger our Kingdom.

That boy is our enemy and he should die.

No!

Die?

Yes.

Take this Other away.

Off to the Bogs of Nevermore with you.

Astral!

Stop them!

Dad, please!

Please!

Tristan!

Tristan.

Attack!

Tristan?

Hey.

I hope I'm not calling too early.

Early's good.

I'm all about early.

I love early...

oh gosh!

Tristan, could you forget what you just saw?

Apparently early doesn't love me back.

You look fine.

Actually, I just wanted to you something really quick.

Hello?

Hello?

Tristan?

Princess, your love of this Other is ruining my sleep.

Hey, are you ready for school?

We're going to be late.

I wish I could go, but I can't move.

I'm pretty sure my organs have failed me.

Devon, you do this every time you get a cold.

Cherish your health Morgan.

I can just feel the drama.

That's not drama, Morgan.

That's a fever of 100.5 degrees emanating from my body.

Ugh.

Who's the genius who thought of getting up early

to learn something that you're never gonna use?

Brendoni, is that you?

What's his problem?

He gets the smallest sniffle

and he stays home writing his last will and testament.

I'm willing you my Conclave: the Rallying cards, Morgan.

Come on, Dev, get up for school.

Mr. Trainer got some new atlases.

You can be the first to crack the spine!

Wait, if you're sick, you don't actually have to go to school?

Hey Brendoni, I called the student exchange program,

and you're all good to stay with us.

Aw, still not feeling good, hey bud?

Let's see.

Maybe I should stay home too.

No dad, you have your presentation to prepare for.

I'll be okay.

Oooh, oh, I have the sick too, Mr. Quince.

Ooooh.

I'm so the sick.

Atchoo.

You too?

At least you guys can take care of each other.

Call me if you need anything.

And Devon get plenty of rest.

I don't want to catch you up

reading stamp collecting blogs again.

Ugh, when will this nightmare end?!

Fake sick to get out of school!

Only here two days and I'm already changing the game.

Is there a Nobel Prize for Awesomeness?

Ow that hurts.

What's going on?

Devon has the cold, and your cousin has a case of the morons.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Careful, you don't want to catch it.

Don't worry, fairies don't get sick.

It's just a nose tickle!

Come on.

I'm not like Other kids.

I guess you could call me different.

Back home, I'm a princess.

But here I could be whoever I wanna be.

Go to school, make new friends, explore your ways,

and have some fun.

Hiding my fairy powers isn't always easy.

But my friends help me when things go wrong.

I have to make a choice soon.

You're world or my home.

Time is running out.

Tristan said he wanted to ask me something

and then the screen went black.

What do you think he was going to ask, Morgan?

Why would a boy call a girl so early?

Oooh, a mystery.

Maybe he wants you to be his girlfriend!

Or maybe he wants you to do his math homework.

He wouldn't do that over the phone...

Would he?

Fruit punch.

There's fruit punch coming from the fountain.

And they say the public school system's no good.

It's great!

Astral, this might have something to do with you.

You should really go home if you're sick.

No way.

Fairies don't get sick.

Listen to her, Princess.

As a fairy you would not get sick.

But transformed into this ungainly and quite frankly,

this repugnant form...

I'm standing right here.

There's no telling how your body could react.

I have to find out what Tristan wanted to ask me!

Then I am coming with you.

I will be in your backpack.

Fine.

Fruit punch in the water fountain!

Yay!

See?

It's fine.

Snack time, bro!

Unless it's chicken soup, I'm not interested.

You sure?

I've got all the food groups.

Salt, sugar, caffeine, and...

Ew.

Is that a carrot?

Gross.

Well, now that there's gas in the tank,

it's time to vroom vroom vroom on outta here.

What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna seize the day, muchacho.

You know who said that?

Justin, down at the taco truck.

Wisest guy I know.

Are you sure you don't want to stay?

I was gonna put some eucalyptus in the humidifier later.

It might get wild.

The wind's whispering through the trees

and it's whispering Brendoni.

Go outside, and enjoy nature while you can.

You don't have to worry about me.

I'll be fine here.

All alone.

Inside.

All by myself.

Atta boy.

See ya.

Fine.

I'll stay for a while and help you with a couple things.

Can we start with one last look at my arctic map collection?

No.

We should split up, cover more ground.

I'm not sure that's a good idea.

You're looking worse.

I'm fine.

I just need to...

She's gonna blow!

False alarm.

Aahh!

See?

Nothing weird happened.

I told you I'm not sick.

I guess you're right.

Now you take this side of the school, and I take the other.

Text me if you find Tristan.

Hey bud, most people take off

their Halloween costumes before throwing them out.

Get out of my garbage.

Che Rabbia!

I will get out when I'm good and ready!

I am ready.

Ah, you must be the substitute history teacher.

Enchantress.

For you I am whatever you require.

Nice look.

It's good to see enthusiasm from a sub.

Most of them seem...

how can I put this...

Less interested.

Qué, Qué?

You're a little late, but it's history

so your students won't mind.

I'm Principal Williams, by the way.

I am Oswald of Athenia.

Protector of the Second Kingdom, Knight of the Seventh realm.

I'm from out of town.

Wherever you're from, they're going to love you, Mr. Oswald.

Okay!

You're gonna love my soup!

What is this?

Grass, some gravel, a soupçon

of this awesome hairy thing I found in your rain gutter.

Oh, and some chopped celery.

I can't eat this.

First you don't want to sleep in the bed I made you,

and now you're bagging on my soup?

I'm sorry, it just doesn't look very soothing.

It looks like it's still alive.

This is a delicacy where I'm from.

England?

Yeah, England.

That place.

And to use an old Englandian saying, I'd love to stay,

but it's Brendoni time!

You sure?

I think there's a documentary about

to start on glacial migration.

We could just kick back...

Ooh, yeah dude, that sounds amazing.

We should do that.

Yeah!

No.

No.

Lies!

The Napoleonic wars were lies?

No, they happened.

But this textbook leaves out the romance.

All of the intrigue.

Not to mention...

One very brave dog who played

the greatest role of all.

Mr. Oswald?

I don't know how long you've been a sub,

but you do realize you don't actually have to do anything.

Just put in a video

and clap some chalkboard erasers together.

Whatever teachers do for fun.

Nonsense.

I complete every task to the best of my ability,

regardless of how unpleasant I may find it.

Now, this book's greatest mistake

is to totally discount the contributions

of the Second Kingdom.

Why, I myself poked Napoleon in his hand with my rapier.

Gaving him gangrene.

This led directly to his downfall.

Mr. Oswald.

Alas, she speaks!

You really want us to believe that you're over 200 years old?

I know.

When I don't look a day over 185.

Mr. Oswald...

Uh uh, you have used up your hand raising for today.

Now I respect Napoleon for his rise to power,

even if he needed a step-stool to do it.

This is my little joke.

You look terrible.

I couldn't find Tristan anywhere.

Could you?

No, but it doesn't matter, you're...

Of course it matters Morgan.

If it didn't matter, I'd still be in Athenia

watching Brendoni make music with his armpits!

Astral, you're sick.

Sick people, or fairies need rest.

Let's get you home.

I'm fine!

See?

What happened to my hair?

Tristan!

You're okay.

I mean, of course you're okay.

But when we got cut off...

Yeah, I'm really sorry about that, my phone just died.

It's always so sad when something dies.

Well, you know it just needs a charge and it will be fine.

But before we got cut off,

I was wondering if maybe you wanted to...

Tristan?

Is mine an afro?

Tristan!!!

You turned Tristan into a mouse?

Mouse!

I told you you were sick.

You also told me not to eat all those jalapenos.

Some things you just have to learn for yourself.

I can't see Tristan anywhere!

That's because you sneezed him into a mouse.

And he's about to run into the air vent.

No!!

Everybody out!

This rat has seen its last sunrise.

It's part food processor, for obvious reasons,

and part race car.

Because race cars are cool.

Get out!

Where are you?

Here mousey mouse!

What?

How do you eat 'em?

Don't forget that you helped us settle up.

Yeah, what are friends for, right?

I told you you could do it!

Anytime, that's what we're here for.

I love you guys.

Go outside.

Enjoy nature while you can.

You don't have to worry about me.

I'll be fine.

Here.

All alone.

Inside.

Ugh.

All by myself.

I shouldn't have gotten extra jalapenos.

We have to get to Tristan before that maniac does.

You go this way-

I go that way.

Fine, you were right.

I should have stayed home.

Whee!

Yeah, look at me having fun all by myself!

Not an ounce of guilt!

Who am I kidding?

Oh joyful mud, where have you gone?

Uggghhh!

Go away!

That kid!

And his pathetic face!

His pathetic little face.

Are you sure you haven't seen a mouse, Vincent?

No, I haven't seen any flies, don't make this about you!

Astral.

Why aren't you in class?

Because once you get a spider talking,

it's hard to shut him up.

Get to class now.

But I...

Now.

Such an odd girl.

Principal Williams, I need to talk to you.

Just once, I'd like you to just pass me in the hall and smile.

That substitute, Mr. Oswald;

he's nuttier than a Christmas cake.

Which he also says he invented.

Really, Hailey.

Vive la France!

Ouvre la fenetre!

Discoteque et pamplemousse!

See?

He's a cuckoo!

He's a loon!

He's a third type of crazy bird!

Hailey, can't you just have fun like the other kids?

Oh, I have fun.

Just last night I went to bed without flossing.

It's overrated.

There you are.

I haven't seen Tristan anywhere.

What about you?

No!!

You're going to that big cheese party in the sky, rodent.

Don't!

Princess Astral!!!

Versitude!?

You froze time?

This must be bad.

We've moved far beyond "bad."

Do you want the Others to discover us?

Capture us, destroy us?

No I...

Then why disregard Oswald's orders to stay home?

This Other virus has warped your powers

to a dangerous degree and exposed us.

I didn't realize...

That you were risking the safety of your Kingdom

for some silly infatuation?

Tristan?

I'm taking you home and you will never return.

No!

Please, Versitude, don't!

Look at him.

His tiny brain has no idea that with one simple gesture,

he could be crushed into nothing.

Like so much dust.

Is this worth your Kingdom?

Haven't you ever seen a smile

that makes you go all tingly inside?

Or hear a voice that sends you floating

and silences all others?

I know my duty to Athenia,

but am I meant to have a heart of stone?

If you're to be a great ruler,

the best thing I could do is watch him fall.

Don't, he's innocent.

You would be wise to heed my words.

This never ends well.

Versitude...

One day your feelings will cause you great pain.

But, today will not be that day.

Lortnoc!

Woah!

Hey!

What are you doing?

Where's the mouse?

Tristan!

You're okay.

Astral, I've been looking all over for you today.

Class, people.

Astral, move along.

Talk later.

My voice!

What happened?

I think I was given another chance.

Of course you want me to stay.

But I am like the wind.

I blow through affecting all in my wake.

Impossible to ignore, but impossible to hold.

And now you want to pin me down to this monotonous classrooms.

Noooo, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You are a little eccentric, but I'm willing to put up with it.

Theseus High needs passionate, dedicated teachers like you.

I am the perfect candidate.

Who else, I ask you, can give a first-hand account

of every battle for the past two hundred years.

Now you're moving past eccentric to crazy...

Madam Versitude!

Oswald, you're no longer Astral's protector.

But you do not have the authority to do this.

I do.

You have another assignment.

What could be more important than guarding the Princess?

Aligning the Kingdoms.

And rest easy, I will be watching over Astral myself.

Tsaylu!

Mr. Oswald?

Why are the good ones always afraid of commitment?

You decided to come back?

Most people usually spread that on something.

Most people aren't Brendoni.

Believe me, I've checked.

By the way, I got you something.

Wow.

A half-eaten taco covered in mud.

Some people might say I went overboard, but for my friend,

there's nothing's too much.

Go on.

Come on it's good.

Ohh!

Ghost pepper hot sauce, huh?

'Cause I care.

Are you gonna finish that?

Versitude?

Not her!

Madam Versitude is the King's advisor

and she has all the power of Athenia at her disposal.

You'll be safe with her as your guardian.

Just promise me you'll be safe

and won't jump into the first battle you see?

I am a warrior.

But I have the strongest reason to survive:

to see you become my Queen.

This is the saddest goodbye since they took my dog

to live on that farm.

Trust Morgan.

She has the makings of a great Queen's handmaid.

So I could be a fairy!?

I am so in.

Princessa.

Adiooooooooos!!

It's Tristan.

What do I do?

I don't know.

Answer it.

Aaaaaaah.

Hello?

Hey boys, how was the day?

Fine.

Feeling better?

A little.

You're men of many words.

Whatever.

You know what, I actually am feeling a bit better.

It was probably the resting nest.

Or the soup.

I hate to say it, but I think it might have been the mud taco's.

It was probably all my amazing rubbing off on you.

I'm gonna stick with the mud tacos.

I guess it's back to school for both of us tomorrow.

Yeah.

You know, I'm almost disappointed

I'm such a perfect physical specimen,

so I could never actually get sick.

I'll get the soup.

Yeah.

Hey, I was looking for you all over today.

I felt like I was running around in a maze, like a, like a, huh.

I can't think of a metaphor.

That's actually a simile.

You wanted to ask me something?

I had a really fun time in the gym the other day,

and I was wondering if you wanted to hang out sometime?

What do I say?

Astral, Are you still there?

Yeah, I say, that's thumbs.

Thumbs?

I mean, no.

No, you don't want to hang?

No!

I mean, yes.

I would like to hang.

With you.

That'd be cool.

Great, well I'll text you and we'll figure it out.

Cool.

See ya.

Well, that was both exhilarating and exhausting.

Yeah.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

What's wrong now?

I just realized.

I've never "hung out" with a boy before.

Morgan...

Ow!

What do I do?