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Real lovemaking.

Real orgasms.

Sweet sinner.

Honey, can you help me pick these up, please?

Honey, please!

Yeah, okay.

I don't know what you're getting so worked up about.

It's just our daughter coming over for dinner.

It's not like it's the Queen of Spain.

She's bringing her new friend. I want it to be perfect.

I mean, do you realize this is the first boyfriend that she's ever brought home?

You know, I bet they'd be just as happy if we ordered a pizza.

They're college students.

I think you're overdoing it.

Okay.

Okay, I have it under control.

I'll let her feed you.

My beautiful daughter.

Hey, Daddy.

Hi. This is my boyfriend, Austin.

Well, hello, my boyfriend, Austin.

How's it going? Good, how are you? Good. So,

where's Mom at?

Is she upstairs?

I'm not sure.

Mom, there you are. Hi.

This is my boyfriend, Austin.

How's it going? Hi, Austin.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.

Shall we go eat?

Let's go.

Mom, this is really delicious.

It really is.

I'm so glad.

I actually almost burned it.

Almost burned it?

No, no. She almost set the kitchen on fire. It was a total mess.

It was a good thing I was there to save it.

And dinner.

Oh, we do know how to exaggerate, don't we?

I actually love to cook, too. Maybe we can collaborate on a dinner sometime.

Babe, loving to cook and being a good cook is two completely different things.

She's totally got that right.

Come on. I'm sure he's a great cook.

Well, maybe not a great cook.

What's your specialty?

I make a really good lasagna.

Really?

I don't have a good lasagna recipe.

Maybe you can show me how to do it.

Oh, yeah.

Definitely if you teach me how to make this.

Well, if you two are going to cook something together, I'm going to let

Daddy here try it first.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, no. You're not going to make me make any pig. You can get some trained

monkeys to eat this stuff. Come on.

Come on.

Very funny, guys.

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

So when you make lasagna, you make different types of lasagna, like

vegetarian lasagna or maybe like shrimp lasagna?

Excuse me for a moment.

I'm having dinner with my daughter and her boyfriend tonight, and I just can't

drop everything and go to some punk rock concert with you.

I just can't do it tonight.

Listen, you have to give me more notice, right? I just can't go with no notice,

okay? I've got obligations, you know? You know?

Obligations.

Any place you want to go for dinner tomorrow, any place you want to go,

that's fine. Okay, I'll make it up to you, baby.

You have my word. Hello?

Hello?

My

beautiful

wife wrecks the car, right, and then drives it back to the rental place and

drops it off, right? So they come out and they look at the car.

But there's two identical cars. They look at the other car, which is not

wrecked. They sign the whole thing off.

And she comes back, and we don't get a bill. But the car was totaled.

Yeah. That was a good one.

Yeah, I know. But, of course, my daughter's nothing like her. My

daughter's got brains.

Just kidding, honey. Really.

Just kidding.

Wow.

Look at the time.

So, man's going to bed.

He's been up since six. He had a big meeting at work today.

I did.

Austin, right? I'm just kidding.

Austin, it's a pleasure meeting you, young man.

I'm really looking forward to whatever lasagna you happen to make.

Good night, baby.

Good night, Daddy.

Yes.

Well...

I guess I better head up too. You guys can hang out or do whatever.

Thanks, Mom.

Thank you for the amazing dinner, by the way.

It was awesome.

You're welcome.

You guys have a good night.

So, what did you think of him?

He seems fine.

A little on the dull side, but other than that, he seems like a nice kid.

On the dull side?

What do you mean?

What? I don't know.

He likes to cook.

What guy likes to cook? What guy likes to cook?

Look, I don't see Marie staying with someone like him for long.

What are you saying?

Are you too nice for her?

Too nice for Marie? Why would I say that?

She is our daughter.

And I love her.

But she is not the most nurturing person in the world.

She was actually kind of making fun of him at dinner.

Look, come on.

That's just her sense of humor.

What, is she supposed to be as dull as he is?

Well, I liked him.

I thought he was great, actually.

Yeah, but I'm getting pretty tired.

So, let's do this. Let's analyze this together tomorrow.

Okay?

You have a headache?

I'm sorry baby, I'm just-

God, you always taste so good.

Told you you can't resist.

Hmm.

Does that feel good?

Oh my god.

So that's that.

oh yes oh yes

Thank you.

I love you.

oh yes

oh yes

Oh yeah.

Oh, hey, honey, guess what?

I have a little surprise for you tonight.

Well, nothing big.

I just want to do something romantic, so I got a nice bottle of wine and I made

your favorite.

Oh,

you're going to be working late?

Gee.

That's too bad.

Well, sure. I mean...

You don't have a choice, right?

No, no, it's fine.

Really, I'll see you when you get home.

Don't wait up.

Okay, then.

Sure.

Okay, I'll see you in the morning, then.

You see what I'm willing to do for you?

A man willing to lie to his wife?

Wow, you never see that.

I feel so special.

Even when I do what you want me to do, you... You still give me a hard time.

Well, you deserve it.

Do you want to show me what else I have to say?

Maybe.

I didn't come here for maybe.

Well, then maybe you should show me why I keep your two tiny middle-aged ass

around

What you got?

Oh, yeah.

What?

Dancing? Just stripping?

Look,

I promise I will take you to that concert tomorrow night. It's getting so

late tonight. Uh-huh. I promise.

It can't be tomorrow night, but next week, I swear.

I swear. Whatever you want to do.

mm-hmm

Stay right there.

I'm going to tell you about calling at your office.

I can't help it.

Don't call me in the office. Call me in the private room.

No, that's a bad drum.

Stop leaving fucking panties in my car.

Yeah, like...

Yeah,

just like that. Just like that.

My pants are busting my fucking side.

What are you doing?

Thank you.

She's telling me to fucking come down.

She's telling me to fucking come down.

It's been hours to fucking come down.

Ah!

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Oh my god.

Oh, this feels good.

Right there, like that. Yeah, like that, like that, like that, like that.

Oh, I'm gonna cum again. Fuck, fuck.

Oh, shit. Come on, you little fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're gonna be coming in.

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Fuck you!

I don't know. I don't know.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh god, that feels good.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

You fucking beat up my face.

Oh, I love those fucking beautiful lips over my fucking mouth.

Oh, that beautiful fucking face.

Fuck yeah!

You're driving me

crazy, I'll fucking move.

You don't think I'm gonna let you?

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

What's that?

Mmm.

Yeah

Thank you.

Give it to me

Oh

my god

Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, right there, right there, right there.

You're gonna make me cum. You're gonna make me cum. Don't, don't, don't, don't,

don't.

God, yes, like that, like that, like that, like that, like that, like that,

like that.

Holy shit.

Oh my god.

That pussy feels so good in here.

Oh god.

Oh god.

Oh god.

Oh my god.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Yeah, you fucker. Oh!

Come on, come on.

Oh, yeah, look at that.

Sorry.

Stick it back in there. No, baby.

I'm sorry.

Let me fucking go.

yeah right there all the way in there

Oh. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

That's really good. That's really good.

Make me come again, please. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh my God, you're gonna make me cry again. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

Yeah,

give it to me, give it to me.

Are you going to get to me? Are you going to come with me?

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's good.

That's good.

That's good right there.

Did you drink all that champagne I brought over here and left?

You did, didn't you?

Oh, God.

I'm gonna have to go and get some more.

I love you, baby.

I love you, baby.

Really.

It's just complicated.

Austin.

Hi.

Sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if you found a wallet anywhere.

I think I left it here last night.

Must have fallen out of my pocket or something.

No, I haven't seen it.

But come on, we can take a look. Alright.

Look underneath the couch here.

I don't see it.

You know what, let me look in one more spot

I had a hunch you might be in your bedroom.

Thanks.

Are you having guests again tonight?

Just my husband.

Well, it was supposed to be for my husband, but he's working late, so I'm

eating alone.

Well, would you like some company?

Really? You want to stay?

Yeah, why not? Marie had to go to a friend's birthday tonight, so I'm on my

own.

Then if tonight's dinner is anything like last night's, I'm in.

Of course you can stay, Austin.

Excellent.

So, what's on the menu?

Oh no!

Well, there's the mouth-watering dinner you were waiting for.

I'm sure it was gonna be good.

I am so sorry.

I just got so distracted when Evan called.

Hey, I have an idea.

Why don't we make this lasagna night?

We still need to make dinner, right?

Okay. You're on.

This is the last time I'm going to see you, Xander.

I mean it.

Come on.

You know you're going to see me again.

I won't. I swear.

You can't resist this kind of chemistry, babe.

Yeah, but you're a commitment phobe.

I have a new boyfriend now, and he's very nice to me.

You have a new boyfriend?

Mm-hmm.

A nice boyfriend?

Yes.

Just where is your nice boyfriend now?

That's none of your business.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Well, where does this nice boyfriend think his nice girlfriend is?

You're such an asshole.

You know that.

You're so bad.

Aren't you going to miss the way I touch you?

You always have a nice, hard present for me, right?

What a nice boyfriend.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, that feels so good. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

It feels so good.

Fuck,

it feels so good.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

um

Thank you.

Well, this is without a doubt the best lasagna I've ever had. Told you it was

my specialty.

Remind me to not doubt anything that you ever say again.

Thank you for letting me stay. I really had a great time tonight.

Me too, Austin.

I haven't had this much fun in, well, a while.

Why not?

Well, I'm home alone here most of the time.

My husband works long hours and Marie's out doing her own thing.

I used to feel so... needed.

Now it seems like everybody has... other things to do.

Everyone except... except me.

Maybe you should stop thinking about what people need from you and start

thinking about what you need.

I shouldn't be sitting here bored and lonely.

Should I be out partying or something?

I mean, let's face it.

There's not much out there for me.

I've been a homemaker for 24 years.

I feel a little out of the loop.

You shouldn't.

You're more fun than a lot of people I know.

If you were my age, I would totally ask you out.

I hope that doesn't sound weird.

I guess I should take that as a compliment, huh?

Yeah.

You should.