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It's been too long.

I need some pussy.

I agree, me too.

You know what I mean?

God, there's this girl that goes to my school, and fuck, dude, she's got a big

booty. I just want to bury your face in there.

I can't stop thinking about her.

That's awesome. This girl goes to my school. She's got the big boobs.

I don't know what it is about those. You like that, huh? I love it.

Maybe because I got some. I don't know what it is. I'm playing with some boobs.

Oh, man. You like girls with big boobs. Gosh.

I know this girl, Alexia.

She works with me.

Dude,

she's smoking.

She's got big boobs? Yeah, really big ones.

I don't know. I don't know if she's... I think she's kind of, like, straight

girl. You know what I mean? Oh, man.

I'm sure I could change her. It's a challenge. You know what I mean? But,

man, I think I should introduce you guys.

I would be totally down. And speaking of which, I got this girl, Alexis.

She's got the big butt just like you, like.

You can do a little swap off here.

I know, right?

It'd be pretty fun.

Yeah, you should bring her over, I think.

Yeah, you bring them over one at a time. Yeah. See if you get lucky and see if I

get lucky.

Mm-hmm. I don't know. I'm pretty sure you would, though, because she seems,

you know, like the hardcore dyke. Oh, really? Not dyke-ish, but, like, she's

lesbian and pretty bi. Pretty strong bi. You've never seen her with a guy or

anything? Mm-mm. I don't think she's ever seen a penis.

I'm sure you'll get laid.

It would be pretty easy for me. Well, how about, what about if I get laid and

you don't?

then you should have to give me $200.

Well, I think I'm going to go with the same thing.

But if we both get laid, we even out.

I'm cool with that, yeah. I like having a little challenge, you know.

Yeah, well, I have the challenge. You're the girl that's easy.

You got your work cut out for you, I'd say.

I'm sure I can get it, though.

But, yeah, I mean, you know, just try.

You can do it. Anything you put your mind to.

You know what I mean?

You can get it done. Especially when it comes to pussy.

I'm pretty determined.

Yeah.

I understand.

Well, cool. Sounds like a plan.

Maybe this weekend.

We'll have to give them a call and see what they're doing. I'm down. I'm not

doing anything.

I can reschedule for some pussy.

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

That's weak.

Weak sauce.

You're a weak sauce. You're a weak sauce.

Take my two. I don't want it.

That's right.

Take my five. I don't want it either.

Yeah, take the four too.

Oh snap.

What now?

We're going to war.

Oops.

No, it's okay. I'll pick the high one.

By one, by one.

So I got this invitation for a wedding.

And I have nobody to go with, so I don't think I want to go.

What should I do?

You have no one to go with.

No.

I don't think you need to go with someone.

Or do you just not want to go? I just don't really want, like, we're not

really that close. It's just a friend of a friend, so it's not anybody important.

Well, just call,

like, the day after. Just don't go, and then just call the day after and say.

You were sick or something. That is so rude.

Or you could send an email or send like a message saying that you can't call.

Text. Yeah, now people just text or IM. They don't even call you anymore. So it

would totally be fine.

I don't think it's really that rude. I think you can do that.

Should I just say I'm sick or something?

Yeah. Have pink eye or chicken pox or something crazy. Well, I don't know

about chicken pox. Something that's contagious.

Yeah. So that way you can't go. You can't go because you don't want to get

everyone sick.

You know.

I don't know. I feel bad about doing this. I don't think that's very nice.

Well, you know, I don't know.

As long as you just don't taste like someone in your family died, it's really

not that bad.

I mean, honestly, think of how many people have done that. I mean, I know

I've done that.

I think you can do it.

Well, I have this etiquette book. I mean, we could just look in that and see

what it says. Yeah, pick something out of there. Pick some crazy excuse.

I mean, I think that it's fine, but.

We could just double check, you know, see if it's acceptable.

Where's it at?

Upstairs. A rude non-wedding notice.

Yeah, let's just go look at it. We'll double check.

Figure out something to write on this card.

All right, it says here that when you decline an invitation, briefly state

the reason in your reply.

Two standard reasons are a previous engagement and an absence from town.

Don't give illness as the reason.

Oh, damn.

Because that is a signal to the host to ask about your health.

Well, it does say if you know the host, call to explain why more fully.

That could always work.

I might still just go with this thing.

I don't know.

Etiquette, etiquette. I know.

I don't know if you should.

I gotta get my phone. You guys stay right here.

Fuck.

So, I'm not going to wedding. I don't need that bar.

So, I couldn't help but notice you looking at my little toy over there.

Oh, I was just, you know. I was looking at the room. Right.

Hmm.

Well, have you ever...

used one of those before?

I'm familiar. I've seen one.

I know what they are.

Right.

Aren't you a little curious about it?

I'm curious as to why it's laying out in the, you know, just right on top of the

dresser like that.

Really?

No answer? No comment?

Do you use it frequently?

That depends.

on who's in my room with me.

But, yeah, if you're curious about it, I mean, I can show you, like, a thing or

two.

Like, about that?

Yeah, about that.

What do you think about that?

I don't know.

Really, that's not what I heard.

And what did you hear?

I heard some things.

Like, maybe you have more experience with that than you're letting on.

Who told you that?

A little birdie.

Oh, God, I hate that bird.

I'm going to kill that bird.

I wouldn't be so mad at it if I were you.

Why? You look scared.

I'm not scared.

You just have this, I can tell, you're thinking something naughty.

Yes. I certainly am thinking something pretty naughty.

I want to do with you and that toy.

Hmm?

Hmm? How about just you?

I don't think so. I think you're going to do pretty much whatever I want.

Hmm? And who's that?

Because... I said so. Oh, really?

Okay.

I can tell that you're the type of girl that just likes to be taken.

You don't have to play coy with me.

Hmm Hmm

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

You obviously like music, though.

I certainly do.

You had it just sitting around out.

Yeah, I was trying to entice you.

Were you?

I was hoping to seduce you with my strap-on.

Hoping? Well, I think it worked.

Maybe just a little.

I don't know.

What do you think?

I know.

I don't care. I don't care.

I'm an orgasm. Shut up.

I need that cum all over me. I do.

like some serious lungs.

I feel like an Asian.

You're all sweaty.

I'm gonna just like sit over you.