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throw whistle whistle little color where are you going so

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outside you go and you

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not you she if all the life

of being a communist the

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not from the

funeral home no

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the mom the late Oh look

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Damn

with and the sem a of n a

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go

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barengo in

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slippers agfa F of [ __ ]

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had

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taste that lower the late

my day som here for

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and of the

family what happens speech

[Applause]

that you have

impressed but I

accompanied you Thank you thank you thank you to the

for was He was a

person no

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prepared you Mom, no, better a

double Martinez and with two olives,

darling, had a Cola, something,

according to what the bull didn't know. I already knew,

everything to do, we have everything to do.

Saint Agnes, who was by my side

in my first birth, give me a hand

now, take this and go rest. Oh,

thank you, I needed it, and don't worry, Mom,

we'll take care of everything, don't worry. I won't be calm

until Ines and

Andres arrive, call them

to see where they're going, see, Mom, I've

told you I don't know how many times that they're coming on

the first Euromed in the morning, they must be arriving any minute.

What a mania for going on Euromed, showing off

your brother-in-law's car so much. The one I'm

worried about is Ivon, since yesterday I've been

trying to locate her and there's no way, I don't know, she

must have her mobile turned off,

out of coverage. What do I know?

[Applause] Oh,

hello, I hadn't seen you. It's just that I came

here so as not to...

Oh, I'm sorry. It's just that the last one has been like this,

but I've had a super good time.

I saw an impressive party, a

sunny day, I'm here.

Tomorrow, how good.

I came thinking of a p but I hope

a little bit passes and I prepare something you

like, Mom, don't look at me like that, I haven't

taken anything, eh. Oh, but what's wrong? No, damn it, it's just that

no, sorry, please forgive me, I'm

here by a miracle, besides, they have, no, nothing's wrong, nothing's

wrong. It's already, it's already, try

from there, the afternoon, you know. Yes, yes,

without a shoe, but Irene, damn it, and for

us, Pau, it's that if something like that happens, look,

no, look, look, look, look, look. And I, what are you,

if you're there, Pau,

Pep, I, what are you, you have to have with a partner,

was dead and you haven't arrived, for [ __ ] sake, that's enough,

eh, girls, a

little bit of respect, your

father's body is present, up there

and how does it happen, look,

there, it's wrong,

Mom, it's wrong.

And

what, no, no, what's wrong?

[Music]

an Alor, calm, calm, I said. Dead in

life, what the poor man was, consumed

by medication, the

treatments of this world, recognizing us

in the bones without Tejas's hair is a

complete mess, it's not right. It's not

right that someone has to end their

days like this. It's not

right. Hello, hello, what is Alex? Who is Alex?

Oh,

I already knocked on the door, I didn't

dare come in. Alex, who are you? The one who

sleeps with my mother? Igor, excuse me, it's just that she's

in the middle of adolescence. Don't

worry. I'm so sorry, what do you need? I

'm Isabela,

pleased to meet you, Mom. Please, is your name

Isabel? They don't even let her be glamorous

on a day like this. Pleased to meet you, Isabela. Irene.

Hello, I'm the little one, how are you, Mom? I'm

going to take a shower. Would you like

a Martini? No, thank you, I'll make it for you right away.

Igor, okay? Igor,

but... Sit down, boy, sit down, and

with two olives. I love

olives, and don't worry, if not, I'll finish it myself. Oh, forgive me, it's just that I

'm very

worried. I'm anxious, we have

everything to do, we haven't even notified the

doctor. The first thing we should do

is notify her of the situation. Well, let's

wait for my daughter to arrive. Do

n't worry, I can take care of it.

You're not a lawyer, are you? I have a

small business, well, books. I'm

sure you know about paperwork. Look, now

that the girls aren't here, let me

vent to you.

We knew death was

coming, that it was imminent, but how could I

fix everything without his consent?

And he didn't even want to hear about his

illness, and I wasn't going to tell him, "Love, you're

dying. Give me power of attorney." So in the

end, it caught us off guard, and

you know how much this is going to cost

me if we don't sort out the paperwork. I don't even

want to imagine it. That's why

nothing's being touched here until my

son-in-law arrives. He's a lawyer, you understand, right? We don't

have any cash, and I ca

n't sell anything because

the assets belong to my

daughters. [Music] Oh

no,

and in a meeting, I tried to see if anyone

could help us. He's a businessman. No one said that.

Where could that paper be?

[Music]

No, girls, no, I don't know. That little piece of paper has gone to hell. It's

not here. We

have it, Mom. This is the application. from a

gym that you can't see up close,

that I'll take a notary and possibly inside,

but

if you go and keep

looking for some rats that will screw you up.

This is [ __ ], it's true, you're right, it's that it's

in fen, eh, that it's in fen,

you are very small. And you can't

understand this, when you're older you'll

realize that there are things you have to

face in life and this is

necessary today, come on. Look and see if you

can find it

there, I've got it, we have it,

wait, there's

one left, come on, now come on.

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[Music]

[ __ ]

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thanks

Alex. I don't want to, I

love it but now I know, I'll get used to it.

No, I do.

[Music]

to

[Music] I fit

with you, Enriqueta, go up with

my sister, keep that, dad, and you follow us, come

behind, you always get

lost, what, I'm going back to Valencia. Ah, I

hope we can stay overnight.

[Music]

Everything is going very well, but take a

breath and get the food out because outside

We're all peeing now, you wouldn't believe

how my sister

is, what a mess! She hasn't shown up a single

day at the hospital, I'm here, I'm not going to the

hospital,

no. What's true? No, no, no, no, if she

throws up something, it's not a lie. I'm going to the hospital, okay, I'm

also explaining to the schoolboy, no. Well, one

day, calmly, little [ __ ], a Martini

[Laughter]

cokes, cokes

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Mara

had to buy a

full cup. Oh Mom, I'm a mole, I'm a

mole, I just dropped all my

cokes on the floor and your friend is the

bald one, I'm going to touch his ass, huh? Well, that's what

you're missing, Mom. Hey,

Aunt Concha has bigger tits, haven't you noticed she's wearing a

wig, a wig, look! You'll

see, wig, what a pose, for God's sake! Of course,

since we see each other from funeral to funeral, we

already

know each other, they've... Hello, you over here, nails,

yes. And what, Ricky, what can you tell me? You look

beautiful and there's a woman who asked me for

a Bacall Pilpil, you thought that was

a restaurant? Who said that? The

woman dressed in parrot green? Oh, that's

my eccentric little sister,

the little one, but she looks much

older than you. It's because my mother has surgery.

Hey, I don't have surgery, I get touch-ups. You have to

be patient with this one,

because you look great.

[Music]

Shameless. Look, let's make a deal:

if you last more than two years with my daughter, I'll

give you some

secrets. And

now I'm going to introduce you to the family. I'm going to introduce you to the

family. I

'm grateful, Mom,

I'm glad. You accompanied me, no future ones, eh, it's clear, okay, you accompanied me. [Music] Kisses. Inés Andrés is one who doesn't stay, she's leaving. Yes, I'm glad to see you. You look

fantastic too.

By the way, Andrés called me. What bad

luck he had with that.

[Music]

Eh,

you've left.

Yes,

now

Igor, what to tell him? You come into the

house, it's all the same to me, it's not the same to you, it's

normal,

but I'm going to

try, but I'm going to think that this time

will be different. I need to

believe it affects you, neither that I fall nor that I don't

punish you, that you don't behave like an

idiot. I behave like an idiot. Yes, you go, yes, you

will try, no

PR. Of course, everything has turned out as he

wanted.

You will be

with a

party, it was the

favorite, the mother,

the son of a [ __ ]. Andrés, finally you get it, do

n't you? Finally you get it. You have the

nerve to call my mother and you don't

call me?

Hey, look,

for once, let me speak. You

know that today we buried my

father, don't you

know? I don't know, I was surprised that you didn't

show up. But you have been great

calling my mother, great. And what do

I do now? I have been lying for two days.

Where are you? You are

with

her, you are with her, and what do you want me to

tell my mother? Do you want me to tell her the

truth? Do you want me to tell her that you have

gone with a little girl who doesn't even have

pubic hair? Do you want me to tell this to

my mother? No, no, no, I'm not nervous. No,

I'm not nervous, I'm very calm, I

'm very calm, I'm very calm, damn it,

Andrés, let's see, one

question. Just one little question I want to ask you,

what do we do with The adoption, what do

we do with the papers for the

little black girl? Have you told that brat you

're sterile yet, or have you hidden that little

detail from that mom you're

sleeping with, the one you've been sleeping with for a long time?

Hey, don't hang up on me, okay? Do

n't hang up on me, don't hang up on me,

for God's sake, don't hang up on me,

Andrés.

Hey, look, I can make an effort and

forgive you,

darling. I understand you're having a

midlife crisis and you need to have a few gray hairs, well, have them, have them,

life,

get rid of them and then

come back,

because you will come back, right? Well,

stay in Valencia with all

the oranges and see if you choke on

one of them or drown in the

orange juice. I don't plan on eating an orange in

my [ __ ] life, but I'm a goat, you son of a

[ __ ]. But how dare you do this

to me? Look, you should know that I've had

many suitors, there are many, many. Like this, like this, like this, like this,

yes, but I've never gone

with any of them because our

life project, in our [ __ ]

project of future and what future

awaits me now eh A black hole black Black blackest

piece of [ __ ]

son of a [ __ ] Go [ __ ] yourself go [ __ ] yourself cylinder head

the cylinder head of the car Andrés Look

darling we don't earn enough for expenses I don't

understand where you rented the cars my

love Yes yes they are here they are here a kiss

from Andrés another another Hey Andrés Well nothing that I'll

wait for you here eh Yes don't

run

eh Don't run or you might crash

eh What is the

cylinder head What's wrong with poor Andrés who

went out to blow the cylinder head of the car that

beats to Paris and has run out of battery to bring me

a disaster a disaster pu a disaster

But you are stupid

divine to

deal with the subject no subject subject that the

mom I don't know who are in but I think that

is prepared

that a room no no no no no I don't

room in the house the mom saw Here no

Well and

what compare

alpre with

tacks but what

attacks no what what way to

tanar fa no par Aqua

condita and you live in your little house and cu

por each one

is a

possibility, well, the mom adapts, the mom has

a capacity to

adapt, I have

a perfect creature because the

mom can,

can,

Valencia,

what a problem, the

idea

of,

per, is, I saw.

Here, no, no, no, no, eh, the mom would be

sad here after she finished, here, Sol, all day in a,

and it will be you, no, I don't see you here, no, well, that's good,

because

some, maybe, a,

perfect, or is it a conversation,

problem, the, they're great, no, no, the, cl,

enter

and laugh,

exp, Peru, that no, no, no,

frener, com,

of, no, not, the, of, things,

that no, sa,

one, and I need, est, est, here,

look, yar, means to take care of the, it's not that, it's not

a

disc, like

[Music]

ignas. We have to

talk, things change. Look how they change,

that yesterday you were here and today you're not,

this that you've done to me, I have to

take it as a gift, and don't

misunderstand me. I've given you all my

life, I've been by your side always for the

good, for the bad, until death,

we has separated. I mean, I've done my part, I've done my part, of

course, the women of my generation

had to do what was expected of us, and I

know I've been lucky, I have three

wonderful daughters, a grandson, and I've had

you, who hasn't been a bad

man, but if I were given the chance

to be 20 again, I

swear I wouldn't

repeat it, and don't tell me I'm

drunk because I'm very sure of what I'm

saying. I'm

years old and I have a great desire to

live. Look, Mom, you're saying all this

because you're still affected. You

've had the opportunity to choose,

we haven't. Now it's my turn, it's my

turn, and whether you like it or not, I'm going on a cruise

with my

plastic surgeon. You've slept with the surgeon, Mom,

hold on there, girls, I haven't

slept with any other man who wasn't

your father.

But that can also

change, your father already knows and he's

told me he's fine with it.

[Music]

[Music]

And it could be first thing in the morning, it's just that I'm leaving

via

Perfecta fin,

thanks, hello, hello,

hello, how's the party going, you

won't be able to

[Applause]

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queun Cos

no

estud tamb

pasaras

tranquiloo me ayudas

than sí sí sí sí qué no sí sí sí

para

qué

fas no podía dormir mal

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preocupes seg

que ya

una mica no s una micaal tantas presas

to se podor Cómo ni da

coña vas promet que amparas a Roma y

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Roma

calma voy una dos grande

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la torr mal ha pasado

unos el porr

fuma tranquilo que no se [Music

]

[Music]

acaba

Inés voy a comprar los Ingredientes para

hacer mi gazpacho

[Music]

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la Irene qué va va

[Music]

cor Come in, come in, what's up, what's up, what's up, don't you like it, don't you like it, come in

please, come in,

run,

you can

try, and

you too

[Music]

try to

accompany

Inés Inés

[Music]

Rome,

well, you've done well, it shows on your

face, they say it's very romantic, very

romantic, Isabela, taken so many photos,

mom, we're already on the photos, Igor, where is she? She's

with your sister, she spends the

day with Ivón,

Igor,

what have they bought? Yes, it's necessary, I'll go down

one day to try it, eh? And that's how I greet

the mom,

here it's a joke, of

course, miss, ma'am,

what's up, I hope this, I don't

like parties and I don't want to

spend time, it has us very worried,

since Andrés's thing she hasn't recovered, I have her

settled here at home but even

so she doesn't get out of the well, well, these things are

known, Isabela, they need their time, let's see

if we can think of something to

cheer her up. Hey, you don't have a friend like

you, a big guy and a good

person, do you? Things are very bad, very bad, you won't

complain

to your plastic surgeon Is your

plastic surgeon gay? Yes, nowadays

one in three men is gay, it's

pure statistics. I read it in a

magazine, and my friends say

magazines don't lie, they're

forbidden to. Things are terrible, look at me,

my body and my mind don't match. I

feel attractive, but men

like them young. But you're not

happy with your new self?

With my friends I'm great, but the

other thing is nothing. Oh, how lucky my daughter is! How clever you are! You don't

need to

prepare anything, but I love to

cook, it

relaxes me. Look, I'm going to make some broth. Well, thank goodness,

because I'm thin. Pacho from

Inés, up to my neck in it. Oh,

sorry, I'll leave you cooking. Bye.

Alejandro, Alex, Isabela, Alex.

[Music]

What's wrong, Alexos? Not a single

sem

noan. Marijuana is better than alcohol

and cocaine. No, look, DEA, guasta, eh? Come on, come on,

what's cooking here? A delicious broth.

Inés, don't lie to me here. Pacho, why?

Because it purifies, Alex, but what

purifies, gacho? It's delicious, Igor, do

you want it? No, no, no, no. I feel

fine. What happened to you? Nothing, you've just gotten dizzy.

TR Luigi, no sol. Oh, how silly, taught

a

great trio. A year that stopped me to die. I, I, to the

p, added,

gacho, last

ap, yes, par and explain things

seriously. Your father has gathered us

all here today.

The marches are here, they're happening, they're going.

Your father wouldn't like to see us

sad. Tonight there's a milonga in the

square, so we could go. I'm going to a

village festival, I don't plan to go. It's good for you to get

distracted, Inés. I'll get distracted, in my own

way, but you won't find me

dancing tangos. You know that little brat from

Andrés is Argentinian, that she's

not a new

boyfriend, a girlfriend, a girlfriend.

You mean a friend, no, Mom, I mean

a girlfriend, and I'm Dolores

and an architect, she's creative, at least she's an architect. She wo

n't be black, Mom, she's not black, she's not black, she's

normal. I'm going to adopt a little black girl,

yours will be Clarita, let's see, because I'm a

little disoriented. What things

you do to say that You're girlfriends, well, I do

n't know, Mom, well, normal things, we

go to the movies, we have romantic dinners

with candles, we go out, and what do I know? Oh, the other

day we put on a show, well, what I

say, a friend and they eat each other's boobs.

Well, that's enough. Eh, this is a

conversation that I don't intend to allow in my house.

What, you already have a partner, you don't

speak badly, surely you're not ashamed, you

attack me, my mom is

bitter, I

saw her and I'm going to talk to

her, she's happy,

thank you, don't look at me. So I'm very

modern and I watch a lot of TV. This is

beyond me, it's beyond me, I haven't eaten

a boob in my

life,

that's on the

cover, on the cover, no, that's very

old, some castle,

Barcelona,

look, it's here, here, here, I don't think about

thinking about faces, I think. I

know it's difficult, but well,

going with you, I don't think about

going, a photo of a woman, look, that's

abstract, it's not abstract and it goes.

[Music]

Not so bad

[Music]

[Music]

Ah You're here, look, she keeps bringing me

clothes and I'm like, "I'm not going to wash this

because this is

definitely Dolores's." And what mysteries are you up to?

Explain to her that our

project isn't

a project.

Tell me, Alex. Oh, she's going to publish a book

with all my photos. Oh yes. And

why? Because it makes me happy, Mom, it makes me

happy. Okay, okay, well, very good, very good. I'll

leave you there with your things. What I'm

clear about is that I'm not going to

wash this. Come on, we could get this far.

[Music]

Mom, I'm sure she wanted to come. Yes, she's getting

dressed. I've left her one of

my bachelorette dresses. You'll see,

my darling, you look

gorgeous. Take me to the

slaughterhouse, don't

skip the party, okay? And what's wrong with her

now? I heard her arguing on the

phone with

Dolores. Perfect. What's wrong, Isabela,

Igor? Is

n't it Ros Leo? Okay,

ad in.

[Music]

Oh, listen, I like that she's modernizing,

but this isn't a joke. There, the

men sit in one place, the

women in the other. This is a

crazy mom, but Isabelo It's a

Catalan milonga, a Catalan milonga, we dance,

you

come on, I don't like you, well, I am

going to

dance, daughter, how rancid you are

[Music]

of

bch

[Music]

[Applause]

something, why have you

argued, there was no

[ __ ], it goes so far, so

reforming, what's happening, what are you

looking at like that

[Music]

that

[Music]

go, I'm exhausted, you have to see what I used to

endure, Alexa, dancing, no, I don't

want to dance, they've changed the

music, I'm a very good dancer

[Music]

I like this boy and it's lasting, huh?

Because look, you've had bad

luck with boyfriends, a single mother

so young and then those four fiascos, the number

of times I've seen you cry,

Irene, I'm not going to interfere with your

photos or your things,

but this boy is for you and your

real project is to give him a child and don't

rest on your laurels because your time will

pass, look, your sister has

passed and now she has to

[Music]

adopt esca you won't have millo fe

study or something eh

what's up

aunt Show me a

tit they show the other one But what's up do you

want to see now or what

[Music]

mass

[Music]

noas noen ide de

res you don't march

don't water

[Music]

no est no res res

de

res aud a [ __ ] DEA

[Music]

the virgin is like

a and

des

to what are you going what are you going

bl

[Music]

please no

sio

[Music]

one are you prepared

come on a [ __ ] mess

[Music]

because and Alex to march Where I don't know

we've fought you could have

fought at home we'll have to go up

walking I have my feet ground down let's go up

[Music] [

Applause]

[Music]

the and I'm not going to say it again a boy

seems like you do it willingly. I don't want to see

a guy

with... Well,

nothing, goodnight, just to say something about

goodnight. Goodnight,

mother. You love

melodrama. Look, I don't think the person you've

seen knows that because of this

step, I don't want a life because I'm

here because I'm not...

[Music]

Every just a little bit When I Close My

Eyes I admit I think of it, you and me

alone is anyone Else near here I don't think

I know or care I feel like I'm

invisible and Only You can [

Music]

see moving much too Slow the same things

and Take

[Music]

Alex is

the pill, I don't

know, very happy. It's that succeeding,

man, the first

time and what? Cool, I started

but I'm calm, I'll

finish enjoying it and she's one, no, no,

no, what to

come out of the window. Damn, man, if

not, man, don't tell me it's a joke, the deuce,

donate part to the... the... man.

Hello, how are you? Why do you

ask, man, man, you've spent energy, what's up,

what's up, man?

which is a field I

promise you what a

bastard,

dude, dude

[Music]

meeg

that I like Have a house

[Music] I

have a bad case of cap, cheap wine, you [ __ ]

bastards, a

broth, it's pun eh You are the one who comes, go,

tapa tap

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Alejandro, you've come back

ideal because I have to make a

mother-in-law confession, Jer, but you must

keep my

secret, I've decided to sell the

house, but it wasn't the bread of your daughters, I know, I know,

but

nobody ever comes up here and the house is falling down on me,

then I go out to the garden, I see the carob

tree and all the evils come to me, and

after sunset I get a

low, what do you think you'll

do? I want them to give me the house, I'll buy

a single woman's apartment in the

[Music]

city, broth is

a thing, love is food or it's not food,

but it's not

criticism, mom, don't look at me like that, I don't intend to

eat this soup, it's not a soup,

it's a

broth,

you're looking for it, pass, baby Go look for

raisins that rall sipra same with case

patit I

pass

valen

Irene where were you I was at the river

mom to the river Yes The water was lalada

but it is chial

a r

for the

raisins

by and the to the

passli

the house I had told you it was a

secret mom and I want to

settle here and you can keep

our apartment in Barcelona don't talk nonsense

dad

Moro

Moro chapar l lior

[Music]

and

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ah Oh

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TR to the school

I think that he is

separating school and

v is that it matters the Malala damn

cu Have

an intuition with with

To

confirm

diagnosis if a

year if you know that qu a

And what will I do now I will continue working

plans

curi that is difficult to

accept what will happen dad I'm not going to end up

with not knowing nor mom nor they will be able to

end And what will I do that I

could also take

care of him finally a for I

think

that because we are a

unbalanced little thing doesn't know what to

study new will have

if pelandusca

look that she's neither a Rasta nor a drug addict that

a toxic and bad occupies that

br about that she's not a girl

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Goodnight mom

Irene when you were little You got very

sick we took you to the hospital They tore you

from my arms and put you in

the

ICU we could only see you through a

glass like in a fish

tank you were all full of tubes all

the parents waited outside silent

without looking at each other

the next day the doctor took

your father and me to a very

small room like a police station without chairs and

with the wall plastered egg-yolk yellow

and he

told us your daughter has the most serious clinical picture

that there can be in pediatrics and I

asked him What do you mean that she's going to

die he answered

Yes and the plaster on the wall began to

dissolve and your father

your father

crumbled and a

strength like a bull began to rise in me that reached my

insides and I said nothing moves here

and I began to squeeze and squeeze and I

squeezed and you

healed. And what has happened now? Why have I stopped

squeezing? What has happened to us? Irene,

Mom, and with

each sleep,

wake me up, an

impossible dream. You and

I

open, Perla,

love of

all, a world with

Cri, but my soul

reveals that no, no,

you, but fulfill, I saw, and with, I

esteem you, I can't esteem you, and with, I esteem you, you won't know, and I

esteem you, and I

esteem you, no, you won't know.

I wouldn't want

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rich when I hao

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look

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that in the end, photos B TR

month, the,

the truth is that I had a

strength, a friend, a

friend, what shame, this in photos, it's not

true, you were a camera, friend, for

nothing, some beautiful photos, I knew what I

wanted, I have a

photo, Perla, Irene, darling, Perla, Irene,

Perla,

Irene for