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Oh my God.

Nuh-uh.

Patty Cakes!

How was your night?

Um, Shauna fell out of the Uber, Kat lost her keys, and I ended up in bed

with a man who smells like Toblerone. Did you guys? I don't know, but his

tempur-pedic was gross.

Like, literally me and crap.

okay so what can i get you to drink hi mom hey how's class interviews

it's um this is how you are going to get a boyfriend in a week do these tips and

watch the boys come to you first things first stop looking for a boyfriend the

second you stop looking

Let me exit out of Gmail. That is not what I want to see. And I go to my

little resume and I'm gonna update it so that it says something a little better

about myself.

And I am skilled at... What am I skilled at?

I am so professional.

I'm gonna work as a gallery assistant or a curator or a film archivist or

something. I'm gonna be a creative and it's gonna happen.

And I graduate in three months, but it's okay.

And I'm on LinkedIn.

And I'm so on top of my ish, I can't even believe it. You should be so happy.

I know, so many people came.

No, I know. Even Sam came.

Didn't he look so bad? He looked so bad.

Oh my god, wait. Do you know who asked me about you before leaving?

Who? Wait, listen.

Who?

Xavier. Isn't Xavier dating Cole?

Yeah. Okay, so... No.

Yes. They wanna... Yes? Like a date?

They don't know what gay people do.

So I really think it's the diversity that makes us stand apart from other

groups. I mean, I couldn't imagine working for a different team today.

Yeah, that's so important. My queer friend actually worked for you guys last

summer and said a similar thing.

Really? That's awesome! What was their name?

Maddie Davis?

No, no, not familiar.

Yeah, I'm not sure who her boss was, but total munch.

What's a munch?

I think my computer might have a virus.

Heads up!

Nina.

And I'm pissed.

I just can't believe it happened again. You know, after everything that happened

last time. And I feel like I was so clear, you know? Like, am I being crazy?

No, of course you're not crazy. But it's every time I commit to something new.

Like, I feel like I just must be doing something wrong, you know?

Like, I even followed an account about de-centering men.

And I think I'm going to start... What are you looking at?

Oh my god, it's nothing.

Keep going.

Yeah.

Um... I'm just over it, you know?

Because after everything that happened with Sam, too, it's just so

disappointing. Because it's not like it's something new that's happening.

I've seen this three fucking times and I can't even change it.

Is this boring to you?

Sorry, it's Xavier and Cole.

I'm like fully crying.

Oh my god.

Sorry, you're right. Please keep going.

You do this a lot, Loki.

Do what?

Like this.

Sorry, what?

Well, when it's the Leaf Show, I give you my full attention.

The Leaf Show?

Patty, it literally was a single text.

You know what I mean.

No, I don't. Well, maybe if you got off reels for a second, you would.

Don't project all of your boy problems onto me. Fuck you.

Patti, this is like every other week. I know who you are. Fuck you again!

Fuck me?

I'm upset!

Ethan this, Sam that. Yeah, maybe I was bored. Here we go, the Leaf show's on.

Okay, Patti. You know, to decenter men, you actually have to talk about them

less. Okay, Leaf, go have fun with your two boyfriends because it's trendy this

week.

Yeah, I think I will.

Good night, Patti.

i'm just hanging out at my house uh drinking my coffee beans when the child

is tea but the finna is gag sis i'm dead as a child girl real

Cat?

Sure.

What's your name?

Yana. Yana!

I love your nose ring.

Thanks. I like your zip-up.

It's so Rhinopeters.

Leave!

I know. Your hair is so long!

I know, I know.

How's the job search?

I don't know.

I'm still applying places.

Everybody else seems to have a connection.

You have Sal?

I don't wanna work for a guy that, like, sells stuff.

While you're trying.

That's what matters.

And how are boys?

You didn't even really try.

You seem kind of... Why am I five minutes late?

First of all, my timing is divine.

Leif. It's not really quirky.

It just sucks.

Leif.

You sleep like my Uncle Todd.

He's gay.

He's such a fucking great.

He's not even cute.

Sorry, I know I've said that a million times. Yeah, you've said that a million

times. Well, he looks kind of like a bug.

What was she wearing?

Wait, she was wearing, like, polka dots.

What the fuck's wrong with polka dots? It, like, actually made me upset. No, it

made me upset.

Lee.

Lee.

Did you bring the bait?

No.

Shit, sorry.

I don't know.

There's three storage essentials that you need to create.

Hey guys, I'm at the water park. Which rest implant would you choose?

Sweetie implant.

Matcha implant.

Chocolate implant.

Plant mom implant.

Coffee latte implant.

Oh, I think it went. I don't know.

I've never played And

wean me of the excess faith That lingers from that dream we

made In innocence I wish it stayed the same

Redeem me from the mess I've

made A claim of life, one that...

This is new.

I know.

I needed it.

How do you do school?

I have a new 16+. This is just personally symbolic.

Thank you for texting me.

Thanks for the letter.

Okay, let's stop being weird. Like, what's up?

What is that? No, I know. It's absolutely ridiculous.

But it kind of just is what it is at this point. Like, it also works.

This may seem complicated The future past is still related

Every kiss just brings us closer So think it over and

over When you're next to me It's gonna be easy going Easy

going Like somebody said Sugarcoat is a-