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Hi Mr. Mason.

Taylor. Is

Brad around?

No,

my dear. Brad is at baseball practice.

Oh, that's

right. Sorry to bother you. No,

it's really no bother at all. I was

looking through my reels,

looking at some of my movies,

my great movies. Movies?

Like home movies?

No,

Hollywood movies. Hollywood and shit.

Really?

Yes. You were in a

movie?

I was in several movies. I was in

Digital Cyborg Attack. I was in Return

of the Living Zombies. I was in Attack

from Within. Digital Cyborg?

Yes,

Digital Cyborg. I was almost nearly

nominated for that. Would you like to

see?

Yeah, wow. Come inside,

my dear. Right inside.

We shall find

out what a thespian is. Please

sit on the sofa. Please sit. Sit,

sit,

sit. Right there. Right there. So you

can see the TV. Really the best. Where

are you?

Digital Cyborg. So it's a sci-fi. More

than just sci-fi. More like a

warning of future

events of mankind's total destruction.

But then Spielberg came out with his

dinosaur movie and it kind of fucked

everything up. I think I saw that one.

But did

I mention,

look, Savage

Hunter exposed. Right?

Savage Hunter. And this one?

I was, I was Dr.

Lazier. You were Dr.

Lazier. You were Dr. Lazier?

Well,

you can pronounce it that way if you

want. If you want to pronounce it wrong.

But it's Dr. Lazier. Right?

So hold on,

I'll show you what else. There I was.

Surrounded by G

rendorians. Only one thing to do. I had

to defend the Queen in

all her glory

from their evil clutches.

I brought her with

me to the edge of the precip

ice. And

that. And

that. And maybe the last kiss for

everyone. And then we looked

over the expanse. I'm sorry,

my dear. I didn't mean to do that. I

liked it. I mean,

I don't know fuck about movie stars or

Hollywood,

but I know a good kiss. And that was

fucking

badass. Because yet.

And then.

Baddest movie star.

Brad's friends are so

hot. I'm so hot.

Oh, that

's just a

big part of

my life. Oh,

that's just a big part of my life. Oh,

that's just

a big part of

my life.

Oh, that's just

a big part of my life.

Oh, that's just a

big part of my life.

Oh, that's just a big

part of my life. Oh,

that's just a

big part of my life.

Oh, that's just

a big part of my

life. Oh,

that's

just a big part

of my life. Oh,

that

's just a big part

of my life. Oh,

that's just a big

part of my life. Oh,

that's just a big part

of my life. Oh,

that

's just a big part of my life. Oh,

that's just a big part of my life. Oh,

baby. Oh,

it feels so big. Oh,

that's just a big part of my life.

Oh,

that's just a big part of my life.

Oh,

that's just a big part of my life. Oh,

that's just a big part of my

life. Oh,

that's just a big part of my life. Oh,

that's just a big

part of my life. Oh,

that's just a big

part of my life. Oh,

that's just a big part of my life. Oh,

that's just a big

part of my life. Oh,

that's

just a big part of my life. Oh,

that's just a big

part of my life. Oh,

that's just a big part of

my life. Single-handedly,

I defeated the cyborg. Stay right here.

I got some VHS you're gonna love.

Stay right there.