Original subtitles

Thank you.

Watch out.

Bye Bye.

Up there.

I'm sorry, the lift is out of order.

Byebye.

Don't move!

Hurry, over there!

Disappear! Over there!

Isn't it ready yet?

I'm just fixing the whatnot...

It's all set now.

If I didn't promise your late father.

You wouldn't be here at all.

I'm sorry.

What's next?

The plane.

What? The yacht.

What?

Oh no, the glider.

Get on with it then.

The glider...

Hurry up!

Bye Bye.

Nice to see you again

Welcome back.

Have you had a nice trip in Hong Kong.

No, I haven't.

Godfather is unhappy.

Me too.

He is waiting for you. You'd better be careful.

Thank you.

Godfather Atonio

Go and play with your mom.

My child.

I'm sorry. My dear godfather.

What have you done?

What are you doing?

But this one...

Whenever you have done something wrong,

you have an explanation.

Now you tell me who did it.

White Glove.

It's him? Where's he now?

He is in Venice.

I've always trusted you, child.

I am loyal to you too.

No matter what, you go to Hong Kong and get the diamonds back.

Why me?

Otherwise, you would die.

You can make use of my relationship with Hong Kong.

I can lose the diamonds.

But I can't lose the Italians' faces.

But I am British.

Don't you understand,

British and Italians are family.

Why I have never heard of that?

Diamonds or your life.

Morninig, Sir.

Sir, According to our information,

You forget, my Chinese

is better than your English.

Hua, you carry on.

A robbery took place in Tsimshatsui Centre recently.

An invaluable consignment of diamonds was lost

but was not reported.

Here's the information we have.

This is Szeto,

who deals in stolen goods.

This is the leader of an international smuggling syndicate.

An Italian by the name of Monterosso.

Szeto didn't lose anything in the robbery,

and the Italian didn't report any loss to the police either.

There's only a white glove left at the scene of the crime.

That's all the information we have.

All the information is

supplied by the informer Squealie.

For obvious reasons,

his true identity is kept top secret.

We all know him, it's Ming.

Hush walls have ears.

This is the internationally renowned burglar.

White Glove, who specialized in diamonds and gold.

He has 7 passports, 8 different names,

nine identities and two sexes.

It is indeed our honour,

that he has graced us worth his presence,

but unfortunately, also our dishonour.

So we must get the help of his arch enemies.

Arch enemies?

Yes, he has two.

One is Peter Sellers, the Pink Panther.

But he is no longer with us.

The other is...

He is... Hey, you're in the way.

The U.S. super sleuth, Kodojak,

Because of White Glove,

he was downgraded from inspector to sergeant,

and lost all his hair.

If he doesn't catch

White Glove in 3 months' time,

he'll be dismissed from the force.

We'll bring Kodojak here,

since he is most keen on getting White Glove.

We'll also be assigning

superintendent Ho.

That tough lady,

to assist Kodojak in the case.

Marvelous idea!

Hey you, got a light?

Wow, it's a bird!

Wonderful!

Come on baby light my fire.

She's a little overdressed for that.

Wait till you find out what's under it all.

You wanna look?

Sure thing!

Don't blink! Here, I got a light.

Don't make me angry.

It's all his fault, sorry, lady.

Let's go. It's all your fault.

Let's get out of here.

Never seen legs before?

No, I was just admiring your holster.

Are you going to meet Kadojak?

I'm too busy for that. I'm here to look for Squealie, the informer.

You'll never find him in this crowd.

No Worry!

He'll hear me when I shout.

Squealie!

He's not here.

Hold it right there. Gotta go!

Gotta go.

Hold it!

Go to hell. Hold it.

Come on down here.

There's nobody! Don't take it so seriously.

I'm covering for you. Got anything for me?

Sure, 3 clues, 2 are good and one's bad.

Give me the two good ones.

Kodojak is arriving from the State today.

You've been assigned to work with him.

How come you know our stuff too?

I'm a professional informer.

What else?

There's a robbery at the Kowloon City jewellery shop.

How did you know it's today?

I picked the day for them, most propitious.

For robberies?

No, for catching the robbers.

Let's have the bad one too.

Your senior said you wouldn't be at the airport today,

and told me to do my rounds here.

I never thought I'd run into you.

The plane has landed.

I have to go check out a case.

What case?

A big case, mind your own business.

Roses and red.

Violets are blue.

Cupcakes for tea.

And I love you.

Cat Ballow.

Lost his shoe.

What a boohoohoo.

I'm Danny Chan.

I'm Albert Au.

That's just my cover name.

Me too.

You're going to have a robbery today.

But fear not, I'm here.

Don't move. Robbery.

Go away.

Easy now. Get down on the floor.

Stand against the corner, hurry.

Fill it up, get a move on.

Hurry!

Attention all units, alarm at the kowloon City jewellery shop.

Want to check it out?

Where's the jewellery shop?

Just around the corner.

Let's go...

We're ready, chief.

Go get a car. Don't move!

Don't move!

Get back in or you're dead.

Don't move!

Ready to go, chief.

Nobody follow us or you're dead.

Move this thing.

Get out, I'm a police officer.

Where's the key?

Right here...

Hurry up...

No problem, what's your rush.

Let's move it.

You want to get us killed. Watch it.

We want to enjoy this loot.

How can you drive like this? Watch out!

Move it.

Hey, do you want to get killed?

Sorry, entirely accidental.

Let's get going.

Get going... hurry!

How did you get your driver's license?

Out, Police.

So am I, pal.

Don't try to kid me.

Are you an illegal immigrant?

Oh, no.

You can get this in any flea market.

I caught the whole gang for you, see?

Get in!

Move.

Sit down.

Who's the chief?

Him.

Take their statement.

Get up!

Come with me.

Move.

Sit down.

Thank you.

Over there.

Anything you say.

Didn't make it this time!

Are you familiar with the Hong Kong Law?

No. But I know all about U.S. Law.

New in town, eh? When did you arrive?

Just today.

How did you get through the border? Did you swim?

I flew.

Any relatives here?

None. No friends either.

There's only 1 person in Hong Kong who knows me.

Who may that be?

The Governor.

He invited me here.

Very smart!

You have the right to remain silent,

anything you say,

may be used against you in court. Right?

Your name?

Call me Albert Au.

You even have an English name! From?

Taishan.

Marital status?

Single, and you?

None of your business, Sex?

Madam, please note, I have a moustache.

So what does that prove?

Only men have moustaches.

Not like you,

I still can't figure out,

your real sex.

You...

Don't you dare!

You hit me before I even touched you?

Don't move!

Good, very good.

Great to see you in action, Kodojak.

Nothing to it. She's even better.

Naturally, Superintendent Ho has a reputation of efficiency,

but she's a little slow with her gun, eh?

I've arranged for her to assist you on this case.

Her! No thanks!

As cover, you two will pose

as a married couple.

What? Him as my husband?

With his looks. I'd rather have a gorilla.

Looking for trouble, bitch!

Are the hotel rooms booked yet?

Sure thing.

Get a room next to mine for her

with an adjoining door.

Wishful thinking!

You're not scared of him, are you?

Of course not!

I just don't like hotels, we'll stay at my place.

Your place?

Are you chicken?

Why should I be?

Don't think of me as a woman.

They all treat me like a man downtown.

Don't you ever forget, we are only pretending to be married.

Oh, come on, I've seen it all before.

Come out!

According to Squealie.

The diamond job was done by him, King Kong.

Also known as Superman.

He has a partner Gigolo Joe,

who's always surrounded by women.

He's tattooed with all their phone numbers.

After the job,

they both disappeared.

King Kong lives on the 5th floor.

King Kong, Joe here.

Use the code.

Oh sorry, Minnie Mouse calling Mickey, over.

Mickey hear, go ahead.

I've hid the diamonds...

The code! The code!

Oh sorry, I've hid the peanuts...

Don't tell me. I talk in my sleep.

I know that. But I have to tell you.

Why?

Because I just made it with Mad Max's sister.

You must be going mad. Max will come after you.

I know. That's why I have to tell you.

O.K. Where?

Oh no, I can't tell you where.

How will I know where to go then?

That's true. I'll whisper.

It's Seventh Heaven.

I can't hear you. Louder.

Stupid!

Seventh Heaven. Got that?

Better get to Seventh Heaven quickly.

And give the diamonds to Mickey.

Don't forget they're not diamonds. They're peanuts

It's him!

The White Glove. Chase him.

King Kong.

Oh no, it's her!

Stay right there!

Not that one, the other one!

Be careful!

You want me dead?

Better take some driving lessons first.

You bastard.

Bye Bye Baldy. Stop...

Don't you dare go... I'll catch you.

Hold it right there, King Kong.

Stop, Police.

Bitch.

Bye Bye.

Stop.

A table for how many?

I'll help myself, thank you.

I'm here.

The diamonds, no, I mean, the peanuts...

are very well hidden.

I've tattooed the clue on 2 different women.

Go on, don't be so nervous.

Why shouldn't I?

You know how in the movies, the informer usually gets killed,

before he can finish talking.

Don't worry, the one listening always lives.

Get it out.

The diamonds,

Yes?

Can't you see I've been shot?

It's only the champagne. Get on with it.

Let's go to the washroom.

Alright, you can talk now.

Hurry.

I put the diamonds... I mean, the peanuts,

in Kowloon.

Wait, hush.

Why not?

It's ok! Say it.

I'm deaf, I can't hear anything.

He is dumb. He can't say anything.

What?

Mad Max!

I'm a dead man now.

Let's go through the back.

This way. In here.

Go on, nobody is in here.

The peanuts... wait,

isn't this lift kind of small?

Watch it to you right.

Excuse us.

Excuse us.

It's O.K. They don't speak Chinese.

How can you be so sure!

Right!

It's ok.

I know, we'll speak in code,

use Planguage and mumble jumble.

What's that?!

Repeat each syllable and add a P first.

Get on with it then.

The (per)pea(pee)nuts(puts) are(par)in(pin). Kow(pow).

What did you say?

The peanuts are in Kowloon.

Ex (pix) cuse (puse) me(pe).

Even a kid can do it.

There's nobody in the lift now.

Hang on.

In there.

Help! Mickey!

I'm up here. I'm scared like hell.

But remember 'Rose'.

What rose?! Forget it, are you O. K?

Can't you see for yourself?!

Can't you see that I'm stuck in the middle.

I'm sorry for all the things I did.

You didn't do anything.

I'm sorry.

You won't get the peanuts now.

That's alright, remember.

No matter what, we're an ace partnership,

forever and ever. Minnie Mouse.

I've caught White Glove.

That's not him.

White Glove is blonde and blue-eyed.

I'll bet for anything that he did the diamond job.

He doesn't look capable of doing it. No?

I know, let me check him out.

How?

With the latest

in I.Q. testing I've learned in the U.S.

But you have to work with me.

Please sit down.

Leave that. Take a seat.

I won't say a word before my lawyer arrives.

Let's try an I.Q. test.

After my lawyer arrives.

Do you know who I am?

Nope.

I'm Kodojak, the famous No. 1

Chinese inspector in the U.S. You must have heard of me before!

Oh sure!

Let's cooperate.

After my lawyer arrives.

Bastard!

Give me your hand.

You asked for it.

I haven't even started yet.

Easy does it.

Give it to me.

You hear.

Let's try the I.Q. test instead.

This is a test reflexes.

Put your hand out.

Whoever hits the other's hand. Is the winner.

Who goes first?

Me, of course!

Look over there. Where?

My turn.

Can we stop now?

Put your hand out.

Make up your mind. Which one?

This one.

You sure it's this one?

Yeah.

There's my lawyer.

My turn now.

Bastard.

Where's my gun?

Here.

This isn't mine?!

Yours is there.

What's wrong with you?

I know another game.

I've been playing it since I was small.

What if you lose again?

I'll set you free.

Come on.

Hold your ear with the right hand.

and turn five times around your finger.

Then go forward to pick the card up.

If you lose, you'll have to work with me.

No problem. Show me how.

It's really simple.

Just like singing a kid song.

Make 1 turn, slow and lazy.

Make 2 turns, simple daisy.

Make 3 turns, slightly pacy, make 4 turns, getting hazy.

Make 5 turns, going crazy. See.

I got it, let's go.

O.K.

Which side do we start?

You're so dumb! Just turn with me.

Bit slow, isn't it?

Oh, I can go faster, watch this.

That's fast. I'll never be able to make it.

Oh sure you can. It's my third,

fourth and fifth.

I see. Let's start.

Come on.

Make 1 turn, slow and lazy. Make 2 turns, simply daisy.

Make 3 turns, slightly pacy. Make 4 turns, getting hazy.

Make 5 turns, going crazy...

Touch luck.

Bye Bye.

I used to do it all the time!

He's gone, what are you up to?

Just taking a breath.

I'm White Glove, I've come to kill you.

You'll have to wait.

Why?

Because somebody is at the door.

Spare me.

Come on.

Wait right here, I'll get my guys after you.

Your guys?

That's him.

Don't run! don't run! Stop! Don't run!

He has locked himself in.

Proceed to step two.

Yes, sir.

Police? Someone is trying to break in.

Wrong number, this is White Glove.

I have sent you a gift, go take a look at the door.

What is it? Kerosene.

The same way the diamonds were stolen.

Your turn, Danny!

Don't be afraid, I'm right here.

I can't get it out.

The other way around.

Oh no, look behind you.

You'd be dead without my help.

Thanks for your help.

How are you gonna pay me back.

Wait till my lawyer arrives.

Get me up first.

I'm investigating the diamond case recently.

I didn't do it.

I must have get the wrong person.

I admit it, I did it...

Where are the diamonds?

I have no idea.

Don't scare me, I have a weak heart.

I'm telling you the truth.

Where are the diamonds?

My partner had them.

Where is he now?

He's dead.

Don't push me too far...

Alright... I'll help you recover the diamonds.

You also have to

find White Glove for me.

But you have to promise me one thing.

What?

Don't press charges against me.

It's a deal.

How can I be sure?

I swear.

Is the bomb ready?

It's ready.

Take it up.

The bugging device?

It's being installed.

Who did you send?

Blabbermouth.

You can even hear his breathing a mile off.

Not this time.

I can hardly stay here for another minute.

It's so dead.

Have your dinner first.

The steak is awful.

It tastes like cotton wool.

You punk.

And Baldy is so lacking in manners!

And you ask me to live with him.

It's so stuffy here.

I feel suffocated.

See, not a sound to the end.

What about the bomb?

On it's way up.

Even the door bell sounds bad.

What is it?

Delivery.

Must be my sister's. Just leave it.

Put it down. Fine.

I can't stand it, going home.

I'll be at my place if you want me.

Hello.

Hello.

I live here.

Me too.

You're home, sis...

Don't look at him, come on in.

Who is he?

Him, you don't have to know him.

This one, no, don't bother.

Sit down.

Didn't you say you're leaving?

Yes, go on, scram.

Why don't you stay a while?

Japan was a lot of fun.

Have you been there before?

Sure.

On business?

Yes, on ajob.

Hush. I think he's really

stuck on your sister.

I'll bet he doesn't even know his own name now.

What's your name?

I have no idea.

Did you steal the diamonds?

I did.

Where did you put them?

My partner hid them.

How can we recover them?

He put the clue on two different women.

How can I find them?

I needn't bother now that I've found you.

You heard it, Baldy.

I think he stole the diamonds.

Are you lying?

No, I am not.

I'd lie to Baldy and that bitch but,

I'd never lie to you.

Why are you holding my hand?

So what, we're both men.

You heard,

he knows where the diamonds are.

I am assigning you to

be responsible for his safety,

before we find the diamonds.

Oh no, the bomb.

Who delivered it?

I did.

Go bring it back, quick.

There isn't enough time.

Why?

There's only time for the trip up.

He has to be kept alive. Go get the bomb.

Aren't you gonna leave?

Me, leave?!

It's much nicer here.

The steak is good but your sister is a little too much...

What did you say?

Just a tenny weeny little bit.

Even the door bell sounds good.

I'm really enjoying the stay.

Wrong address.

Dumb jerk.

Heavy shoes?! On your way now please.

Here it comes!

Run for cover.

All the tattoos on Joe,

are done by this guy.

Let's hope he remembers.

Please think carefully.

What did have he tattooed?

It's always a woman's name or telephone no.

He's got it all over his body.

Did he bring any woman for a tattoo?

Yes, two of them.

And he wanted them done here.

What did he want tattooed?

How can I remember? They come, they go...

This clue's dead.

Chance for locating the diamonds becomes small.

And chance for going into the jail becomes big.

You are too hasty.

We still have another clue.

And that is...?

He shouted Rose before he died.

I think that's the name of his girl friend.

Hello there.

Did you just come out from the tattoo place?

Yes.

Then you must have a picture taken.

Why?

Everybody does it

after his tatto's done.

Do you think...

It's right here, step this way.

Rose?!

Actually, we didn't come for the photo session.

Then what do you want?

Get out.

I came to pick up some photos for my friend.

And who may that be?

Did anybody have a nude picture taken?

Burt did!

So you're friends of Burt Reynolds.

No, we're friends of Joe.

I don't know what you're talking about?

The guy with all the girl's telephones tattooed all over,

and always talking nonsense.

I know, you mean Gigolo Joe.

That's right.

He only left a deposit and never come back.

The photos are vital to us.

I forgot where I put them.

I'm quite busy, you know...

Please look for them...

Let me do it.

Keep watch for me, whistle if someone turns up.

You're in for it now...

What do you want? Money?

No.

I'm married.

No problem.

I am quite old.

I am not choosy.

I'm not so pretty.

Better than nothing.

What? A stocking.

She wouldn't recognize me then.

You better put one on too.

Oh no!

I'll give you the photos.

Smart!

Give it to me!

It's all here.

I found out.

One of the girls work at this taxicab place.

Leave the talking to me.

Why?

You can only handle the older dames.

With younger ones, it's me or nothing.

I'm not so sure.

I was in a Body Building Contest once.

And?

I won, of course!

How many entrants were there?

Just me, of course!

Anyway, just keep your mouth shut.

Listen, it's my case.

I get to talk to the girls.

Hey, it hurts.

What's your problem now?

Don't waste the time. Let's go.

Did you run into somebody just now?

He hit me on the head.

Remember, I do the talking.

No, I want to do it.

I'll talk. No, I'll talk.

Shush.

There's an accident here cause a

traffic jam near Transport Department.

Taxi service here. Got it.

993, your wife wants to know if you'll be home for dinner.

Tell her no.

How about us getting together tonight.

Why not? But I'm busy tonight.

Miss Mary?

Who are you?

I'm Joe's lawyer, this is his father.

Nice to meet you.

Joe was always flirting around.

How do I know where the hell he's gone.

Even you think he's gone to hell.

He really is dead.

Really?

Yes, it was terrible.

He kept calling your name before he died.

My name?

A lady lost here beloved Pekingese dog.

Please call in if it is found.

Such a sympathetic person.

God bless the dog.

He has left you some money.

How much?

Five hundred thousand!

U.S.!

They found the dog!

Thank god, and thank Joe!

Father, what does Joe have to do with God?

Make yourselves at home. Don't mention it.

But we must have

proof of your identify.

I have my identity card.

We understand you have,

another rather unique proof.

Did he tell you about it too!?

I was drunk that night.

You like drinking?

O.K.

Yes.

A car has caught fire outside the Fire Department.

A man has been knocked down by a car outside the Funeral Home.

What a lot of bother!

You want to look at my behind?

For $500,000.00!

For $500,000.00 you can look at mine!

This is really juicy.

What if I won't let you?

It will be given to his father automatically.

How can you proof he is Joe's father.

Yes.

I love papa.

Where are we going?

Here, you can take your own picture.

It's a bit embarrassing.

$500,000.00 U.S.

I have no change.

I have. Here it is.

Don't peep.

Don't forget. Don't take the face,

just the mark.

You derseved it.

It's his daughter.

For entering the beauty contest.

Oh no, my brother.

Here's your picture and your case.

Bye bye.

Stay right here.

Who are you?

Mad Max.

Mad Max?!

Who is he?

Mad Max, who killed my partner Joe.

I don't know him. You two carry on.

Who are you?

That was an accident.

I wasn't even ready.

Doesn't feel right.

It's alright there are two of us.

Everybody knows this is my territory?

How dare you take my sister for obscene pictures!

Whose idea was it?

We may stand a chance

if we both admit it.

Is it a deal?

Fine, no problem.

Whose idea was it?

Our idea.

Who thought of the plan?

We both did.

Who asked my sister to do it?

We both did.

You have guts.

We both do.

Quite something, eh.

We both are!

Now what?

It'll be alright! You confess first.

Now whose idea was it?

Eh, mine, for the moment.

I can't breathe, help.

Do you have a part in it too?

Say yes, quick.

He said to say yes.

Hang on, just a few more seconds.

My turn now.

You have a bigger nose. It takes me longer.

Hurry.

Here I come.

It feels so good.

Hey, it's my turn now.

Say pretty please.

Pretty please.

Here I come.

let me come down now.

What's your hurry?

You little bastard.

This is really killing me.

I'll die on you. I'm dead.

You're easy to fool!

You weren't dying?!

After you.

If I didn't say that, you wouldn't have let me down.

My turn now.

No way. I want a full share of air.

You cheat!

Air is free, how can I cheat?!

You Baldy, want me to admit it first.

It was all your idea.

So, it was your idea.

Yeah. Get him and jab one for me too.

Hey, we had a deal.

Fatso, it was actually his idea.

Did you hear him? Calling you Fatso, Oh!

It's better than you calling him Pimpy.

What?

Now look what you got us into.

Don't worry, there are no trains running here.

No trains?!

Yeah, but we have other things that will do fine.

We needn't be in hospital at all really.

And you even asked for this fancy room.

Can't you keep quiet for even on minute?

Just call me if you need anything.

You bet... I won't.

There are 3 of us here, you know.

I've got other work to do.

I think she fancies me too. What about yours?

I just haven't bothered.

You sure you can tame her?

Where the hell are those 2 bastards?!

Speak of the devil.

Play along with me.

Those two, going off on their own...

I'm going to get them.

You know that

she is really my dreamboat.

She looks tough but

she's a real woman from top to toe.

Can't you see the gentle side of her?

To tell you the truth, I'm crazy about her.

She is everything a man can hope for.

She's always so poised.

Never says a harsh word to me.

She is a real lady.

She always sits so demurely.

She's never had her feet up when sitting.

She's so sweet and gentle.

You can ask her yourself if you don't believe it.

ALBERT.

When did you come in?

Only just now. I wanted to tell you...

Go on.

Tomorrow is my birthday.

I've got you now, I win.

What are you doing in here again?

I forgot my jacket.

Sis.

What did you do to my sister?

I've never seen her like this before.

She is fine.

I think you'd better get her an analyst.

Hello. It's for Superintendent Ho.

Oh, it's for your sis.

Even I heard from outside.

it's for me.

It's Squealie here.

Squealie, where the hell have you been?

I told you to check out Mad Max. You jerk.

She'll never change.

Oh yes she will, after I've been through with her.

What? Mad Max wants to get Baldy?!

You tell him

if he so much as touches one of.

Baldy's hair, I'll get him.

Mad Max says he's going to kill you.

So?! We're busy right now.

The toilet isn't flushing.

It's fixed.

It's not working again.

O.K. Boss.

The remote control.

Bye bye Baldy.

May the Lord be with you.

Hey, no hanky panky with my sister.

Watch your own hanky panky here.

It's her birthday tonight. I'll leave you two to it.

And you.

I though you wanted to be with her.

The truth please.

I've got a date.

Forgot to pay the electricity bill?

Don't you notice anything different about me?

Looks as if you're dressed to check out lime Square.

Put your leg down, gets the sofa dirty.

It's my birthday today.

So what else is new?

Why don't you open the Champaign first?

Did you make this?

With my own fair hands.

Your first attempt?

Tastes like it.

Your birthday huh?

Right.

How old are you?

Just 30.

Nice age to be...

for a man, A bit old for a girl though,

to be still single. What happened?

Mr. Right didn't came along.

I can see why.

Can you hear that ticking?

I can't hear anything except your voice.

Hush. Tick, tick, tick. It's a bomb.

Get down.

How come I can still hear it?

Oh, it's my old watch.

You're doing this on purpose.

Temper temper.

You don't have to come home.

No one ask you to.

I only did because you asked me to.

You think I wanted to come back.

Where's you off for now.

To grab a Mac Donald's.

A simple yes or no.

No!!!

Could have asked nicely.

Come on then.

Sweet Ding Dong. Sweeter than honey.

And ever so funny.

I'm King Kong.

A bit like James Bond.

What a pair we make.

You get the water, I make the coffee.

I do the washing, you do the ironing.

I make the money, for you to spend.

What a pair we make.

Any trouble you have, you can share them with me.

Let's sit down and talk it over,

If you need help, I'll be right here.

At your beck and call.

With you by my side, I'll never be afraid.

United we're strong.

I'll look after you.

Have no fears, rest assured.

What a pair we make.

Hey,

Any trouble you have, you can share them with me.

Let's sit down and talk it over.

If you need help, I'll be right here.

At your beck and call.

With you by my side, I'll never be afraid.

United we're strong.

I'll look after you.

Have no fears, rest assured.

What a pair we make.

That's what we are.

Always a pair of aces.

Don't be shy. Make the coffee.

I've found the other girl. She's a ballet dancer.

She is going to have her last performance tonight.

She's leaving tomorrow.

We have to move tonight.

I'm the boss around here.

We move tonight.

Get a move on, you guys.

What are you doing here?

We're...

Fans. Can't you read? No Admittance.

You there, you're on next.

What's this swan doing here?

She's an understudy.

So she should be standing by.

You're in the wrong costume.

You two again.

Come on, after them.

Here, this way. Come on, here.

Hurry!

Watch it. Here, this way.

Around here. Who's he?

Quick, quick.

Are they there?

It's our turn.

You could have let us known about this.

They just barged in.

Hey, right there.

Carry him backstage, quick.

Let me go.

That's the one.

Let me down.

Here I come.

OK. Mama.

Not that one, it's the another one.

Sorry.

This one?

Papa.

Oh no, what's going on?!

I dare not to see.

Fantastic! Great!

They like it, they like it.

I've got a chance now.

Thank you.

Wonderful! Marvelous!

Offstage now.

Go back on, they like you.

Go on.

Shall we?

Go, go, go.

O. K, O.K.

Come back, Nancy.

Down there.

Curtain call, quick.

Bring the curtain down.

Great!

That's the light bridge, idiot.

Sorry.

Fantastic.

Thank you.

What do you want?

Don't dilly dally. Get on with it.

Over there.

Don't stare!

Cheers!

According to my analysis.

Joe made these tattoos,

take away the hearts and,

if you read across.

You'll see that it says.

MAP.

A map. Right.

Joe also kept saying Kowloon.

So now, let's look at a Kowloon map.

the clue is in P6.

P6

It's in the middle of the sea. Right!

What does the rest stand for?

What?

Your guess is as good as mine.

There's B3.

Right.

Old Joe isn't so dumb after all.

Bit like you.

The diamonds must be under the buddy.

Naturally.

But I can't swim.

Neither can I.

It's never too late to start learning.

See, you're doing just fine.

You're really something.

I've got it.

After them.

Don't bother. The real ones are here.

Hey, you're really good.

Damn Baldy.

Just in time. Here are the diamonds. Can I go free now?

Sure thing.

What are you doing here?

I brought you your car.

Don't get in the way.

White Glove won't turn up if smells the cops.

Just call me. I've got the whole force ready.

Yeah, yeah, now get a move on. Run a hot bath for me.

O.K.

You'll catch a cold if you don't change soon.

Don't kid me, you just want to keep a check on me.

That's got rid of her.

Ready. Anytime you are.

Hurry. Come on.

Didn't you say you have a trump card?

Can you say it now?

Top secret.

At the right time. It's either you or him now.

What about you?

I'll just watch.

There's White Glove, hurry.

I think he's had it now.

Not fair to him, it's us 2 against him.

O.K. Baldy, all yours.

What about you?

You can handle this, it's nothing.

I think you'd better get ready too.

You can call Ho on the walkie talkie now.

Call who, what?

Call Superintendent Ho!

I threw the damn thing away.

Oh! But you have a trump card.

It's not here.

Oh no! Let me do the driving.

Don't mess around.

Come on, I'm better.

Watch it. Careful.

Let me. Stop.

Stop the car.

Put it in reverse.

We surrender.

You are really good for nothing.

You're as bad as your car, all looks.

You want to do the honours?

Through here.

You're doing just fine, kiddo.

Oh no.

I see a lot of stars.

Are you O. K? Just fine.

Over there, quick.

What's this? Digging for cover.

Good idea.

What's this?

My trump card.

This is fun.

Careful now.

Let me have a go. Go away.

That one's trying to get away.

Let me do it. Get off.

Hey, what a lot of fun.

Watch that one.

Are you alright?

I'm fine.

But I'm not.

Are you O. K?

Help. I can't swim.

What...

Let's break this up, move.

What?

How is he?

Break it up.

Come down.

Let him ride with his pal.

Doctor, his pal come on too.

It's O. K,

one's crazy and one's local. A fine pair!

Drive.

Thank you.

Big man like you, sob, sob.

Temper.

Any trouble you have, you can share them with me.

Let's sit down and talk it over.

If you need help, I'll be right here.

At your beck and call.

With you by my side, I'll never be afraid.

United we're strong.

I'll look after you.

Have no fears, rest assured.

What a pair we make.

Any trouble you have, you can share them with me.

Let's sit down and talk it over.

If you need help, I'll be right here.

At your beck and call.

With you by my side, I'll never be afraid.

United we're strong.

I'll look after you.

Have no fears, rest assured.

What a pair we make.

That's what we are.

Always a pair of aces.