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Go away!

Share that basement, you selfish bitch!

It's been 90 minutes since we learned of this potentially catastrophic event, and

Sun Valley residents are in a state of panic. Excuse me, miss.

What are you doing? Give me this toilet paper. I stole it. I need this more

than you do.

That paper packs a punch. Miss, what are you doing?

Carol, what are you wearing?

I need TP for my bunker!

Oh, that's gotta hurt.

Sir, with an asteroid headed straight for- Wait a minute, this is real?

Very real.

That's why I'm here with DP Live News, reporting to see what people are doing

in their last moments. What will you do if this is the end?

I'm gonna fuck Trish.

Oh my god! Oh my god, look out! They're right behind you! Find your own

basement!

Wow, talk about some innovative offense.

Sir, how are you planning on surviving this?

Donnie! Donnie, stop!

What are you doing? And you must be Trish. How does it feel to know that you

are somebody's last wish before the end of the world?

What?

What?

What's going on?

Oh, my God.

Donnie, thank you for saving me. from the psychopath.

Oh, my God. No problem.

But wait. What was that reporter talking about?

Trish, if this asteroid's really gonna hit, I don't want to die unless... Well,

you know.

I mean, I'm flattered, but... We've always wanted to. What better time than

now?

I mean... Yeah.

Huh?

What? Where's your basement?

You're not ruining this for me.

You're not ruining this for me.

Oh, Johnny.

I had no idea you were so strong.

Oh, yeah?

My hero.

Oh,

yeah.

I've always wanted this.

Open your mouth wide

That's my spot. Yeah, tuck that part right there.

Yeah,

while you're struggling, suck it while you're struggling.

That's it.

really knows what she's doing.

Show's over.

Go all the way under there. Just open that mouth wide. Open up.

Yeah.

No

hands.

Come here. Hold on.

I'm told the asteroid will hit in an estimated 33 minutes.

Accept it, people.

We're all doomed.

Come here, Tommy boy.

Oh, shit.

What's going on?

33 minutes? You better be able to last that long.

No, fuck that. Take those pants off.

Put that face down. Stay right there.

Uh-huh. There we go.

Yeah.

That's it.

It's so big Oh, yes,

fuck yeah

right there

Oh my god, oh

You're so strong.

You fill me up with that big ass dick

straight hitting for me to get this thing.

Oh my god, yeah

Come ride this dick. Come here.

Oh my

God. Yeah.

Yeah.

I did.

get up on those toes again bounce on that dick oh that's it keep it open

Hold on

Yeah.

Get in there nice and wet.

Oh, yeah, come here.

Put those legs up.

Oh, yeah.

Look at that dick in there. Oh, yes.

Oh, my God, it's so big.

Oh, man.

Look at that dick in there.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, no, keep it in there.

Yeah

this, but

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my

God.

Take one second.

Yeah keep talking to me

So big!

Fuck. Fuck.

Oh. Oh. Oh my God.

I'll straighten this pussy You want to straighten this pussy?

Come here. Turn around this way.

Open your mouth.

Open your eyes.

Open it in there.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

I just dropped that dick down my throat.

Just like that

Yes. Fuck.

Oh, baby.

Yes, stretch me out.

Stretch me out.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Fuck you. Yeah, I'm going to wake up right here. I'm going to wake up. Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, this pussy's so good. Yeah, that's what you've been

waiting for.

Fuck.

It's so big, I didn't even know I needed it. Oh, my God.

Turn

around.

Turn around like that.

Oh my god, yes!

Open

it

up just like that

Oh my God.

Oh, yes

Yes, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yeah,

that's fine. Yes, yeah.

Oh, you're gonna go for me?

Fuck.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, yes, yes, yes,

yes.

I love when you take control.

Fuck yeah.

Yes.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh

shit.

Tell him! Get the camera!

Roman?

Breaking news.

The asteroid has missed Earth.

Everything's gonna be okay, everybody.

False alarm.

I'm Deborah Collins.

DP Live News.

What the hell of a way to go out?

Right? Wait, how much time is left?

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. What?

What?

Oh my gosh, we're gonna live!

Oh my god, no!

That was amazing and everything, but I'm not really looking for a place

then right now.

Um, okay.

That's fine.

Maybe we can do this the next apocalypse.

It's a date.

Sure.

Okay.

Here you go.

Please don't mess around here.

Oh my god.