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Walter George.

His boss, Jeremy Cross, staffs his place with full security, so be on the

lookout. I'm not sure what this George's character's deal is, but I'm pretty sure

he's got the info we're looking for.

Hello?

Nice.

Rico.

What is this?

Huh?

Get rid of the beard, my man, or I get rid of you. You understand me?

Now get out of here.

Dance for me.

Alan. Yeah.

I'm here.

Everything's fine now.

This has been crazy.

Yes, he's terminated.

Everything's under control.

I'm getting the information now. I'm waiting.

Damn. We've got security headed your way.

I know.

Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. I'm positive that that room

doesn't have any alarm system protocol, but...

Got it.

Come in, Jewel Raider.

Jewel Raider, come in.

Damn.

Hi.

I like this position, too.

Laura Croft, don't do that.

Who's going to stop me? I don't know.

You know, Alan, I can take care of myself.

I know. You've proven it to me on quite a few occasions.

So.

Do you have it?

Yes, I do.

Nice.

Very nice.

From the information I gathered, Jeremy Cross, oil tycoon for such a young age,

had his men violently steal an artifact from Bruce Wayne, muggle billionaire.

Oh, Bruce Wayne, huh? So is the motive for this mission to steal back the

artifact for good old Bruce?

Alan, are you somehow feeling inferior to Bruce's wealth and power?

I mean, to answer your question, no. This is not about Bruce, and you should

know better than that.

This is about stealing back valuables from con men, mafia, crime lords, you

know.

Why don't we just shut up and make out?

That's a good idea.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God.

For a mission.

Sure.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

This is Jeremy Cross.

Hello, Mr. Cross.

I must say I am looking forward to meeting you.

How long before you arrive?

I'm on my way as we speak.

Goodbye.

Ah, you must be Mr.

Cross.

Miss Croft, we have some visitors.

I see.

Ms. Craw.

What a pleasure to finally meet you.

May I call you Laura?

I insist.

I assume that I might address you by your first name as well.

Oh, I insist as well.

Please, won't everyone have a seat?

Can I get you anything to drink? Some champagne, perhaps?

A drink, Jeremy?

No, thank you. I think I might prefer a drink at another more personal moment.

As well.

Laura, your fame precedes you.

Which is why I am here.

Who could possibly pass up the opportunity to engage in a business

venture?

Your enterprise and my enterprise.

Why, thank you.

I must say, you've made some pretty good headlines in the Wall Street Journal and

generated quite a buzz in business circles as well.

Jeremy, I'm very curious about a certain artifact that you might possess.

A certain artifact.

which crass landed from space.

Bruce Wayne's oil fields in Saudi Arabia.

Laura, Laura, Laura.

You are quite direct and to the point, aren't you?

Yes, I am.

Well, I'm afraid that I really don't know what you're talking about.

Jeremy, I wish to possess this artifact.

How much?

Laura, I was under the assumption that I was here to discuss a business venture

between you and I in the area of laser optics for the future of communications.

Well, I'm very interested in that as well.

But at the moment, I'm more interested in this certain artifact.

Name your price.

That?

Is my personal business not yours?

I insist that you stay out of my personal business.

Consider that a warning.

We must find the missing piece to this puzzle.

My little toy.

Have you been waiting for me to come and play with you?

Not looking too bad today.

Do you want to come out and play?

Yes, please.

And you?

You have been a bad, bad girl.

Yes, you have.

Oh yes, you went into my private.

I don't know if I should let you out.

You have gone into my private room.

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

Come here.

If you weren't so pretty...

I might have to be bad to you, because you've been a bad girl.

Do you want to come out?

I don't want to kiss you.

Dirty little animal, you.

Something to play with.

Something to enjoy for my pleasure.

But you have been a bad little squirrel.

You bad, nasty little toy.

Turn around.

Let's see.

Yeah.

Very pretty.

Very nice.

Bend over that.

We'll enjoy your beauty.

And then maybe if you're nice.

I'll let you have something.

Ask nicely.

Will you dress up? I want to see your beautiful little ass.

Not bad.

I can steal you.

Yes.

We'll do just fine.

Pull it aside. I want to see you crack your cheeks.

Let's see the inside of your thighs. Spread those beautiful legs.

Uh-huh.

What are you hiding underneath here?

You are a very nasty girl.

I didn't even give you permission to, and you still want to just go ahead and

do that to yourself?

Your finger's stroking a pretty little clit.

You look bad, girl, you.

Let me see your breasts.

Let's see what these feel like

It's

nice It's a joy

Succulent

young thing you

You're lucky to be my slave.

Okay, so good.

I got another little private place I'm gonna let you into.

Thank you.

It wasn't for you.

It was for me.

You're pretty enough.

I'm going to share you with... Slut.

Send her in.

No, Jeremy. No. Who is it?

Don't ask me any stupid questions. This is for you.

It's too much.

Yes, it is too much, isn't it? Too bad.

Come and enjoy yourself.

She's nice to enjoy.

All the best parts.

I heard you had some information that I was looking for.

I don't think so.

Something about Jeremy Cross in a secret room?

No. Well, I don't believe you.

I think that you have something to hide.

Why'd you look away?

Hmm?

What?

Oh, yeah.

Do you want to tell me something?

No.

I think you're serious.

Nation, unless you'd like to find out what those ways are, I suggest you go

there. What I want to know.

I think I have ways of making you talk.

Oh, God.

I think I am duckling.

We could do this all day, that's all.

Please, let me go.

You ready to talk?

Yes, but let me go. No games?

No games.

All right.

No games.

So tell me.

Tell me.

Yeah.

I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you.

Why do you want to put it on?

I want to know what you and me crossed this secret room of.

Tell me.

I'm gonna put this all in your pussy.

All of it.

Inch by inch.

Until you tell me what I want to know.

No?

We'll try it on a second time.

I think you like this.

What if I make you cum one summer?

You know what to do with

them.

No, I'm telling you to fuck you.

Seven. Eight.

Seven.

Oh, yeah. Oh, God.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh my god.

You have something to tell me?

Jeremy's secret room.

It's somewhere in this barrel.

Thank you.

Alan, suit up. We have a mission.

Miss Croft.

Yeah, you are ingenious, aren't you?

This is Mr. Croft to the main gate.

Miss Croft is currently on the premises. Would you make sure she manages

to find her way here?

Don't make it too easy on her.

She needs to be taught a lesson.

that she cannot enter Mr.

Jeremy Cross's property untouched, but make sure she makes it here in one

piece. No guns.

We don't want to harm a hair on a pretty little head of hers.

At least not yet.

Three pieces against one.

It's just not right.

Let's put the heat away.

Settle this.

Old style.

Come on.

We're gonna kick your ass.

You're going down.

Nice outfit, freak.

Ow! Ow, what's wrong?

I'm kind of busy right now.

If I can take care of myself, don't worry about me.

Ow!

Ow, you're stubborn!

I'm sorry.

What the hell is this place?

Here I am.

Where's your boss?

He's not here.

But I am. And I know what you want.

Really?

What do I want?

You want me.

Am I right?

No, you're not wrong.

Thank you.

I am searching the surface of reality to overwhelm and destroy humanity.

expertise.

Yeah.

I began to float up and wave in my body,

as my brain began to hold me. Show me.

Is there anything about cross?

Now.

I'm waiting.

I like you up there.

Like you're in display.

Want to help me with the other thing?

Thank you.

Take care of your boss.

You're going to get over here and finish fucking me.

Oh, you've got the gun.

I guess I have to do what I have to do.

I'm going to finish fucking you. Yeah.

That's how you want it.

This is a bad girl, huh?

Dangerous girls. Don't fuck with me. Just fuck. Okay.

Yeah, oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, yeah like that.

I said no guns!

Miss Croft.

You do look lovely tonight, my, my.

Well, welcome to my lair.

This is one of my special rooms that I keep very unique in special artifacts.

Allow me to brag and show you some of the finer things I've, uh...

And it was discovered.

This, my dear, a mermaid.

A lovely creature.

Maybe not on the outside, but you can see definitely a mermaid.

Beautiful on the inside, if not on the out, unlike some women we know.

And please allow your luscious eyes to follow me over here. I've got so many

things.

You will be impressed.

Fish Boy.

Fish Boy was dug up outside of Salt Lake City in 1870.

He is quite unique.

And here.

You don't see too many of these in private collections, so please be

envious. This is King Tutankhamun III.

i would show you more details on the inside but he is jewel encrusted and i'm

afraid a girl such as yourself might be tempted to return another time to visit

him if you imagine there will be another time one of the many beautiful

artifacts i've collected over the years all of them priceless completely

utterly priceless and now

I may well have talked myself this time.

I believe this is what you're after, isn't it, my dear?

Maybe the most precious thing of all.

Not Earth-based.

Not human-made.

Yeah, it's very beautiful.

It is unique.

I do admire it.

He is very, very special.

And you can't have him.

You wouldn't want to take him.

I know where you live.

Well, it's not yours either, is it?

Nor does he belong to you.

Well, I take what I want.

Tell me one reason why I shouldn't terminate you now.

Well...

Oh, you think you're so good, don't you?

You think you're so funny. You think you're so nice.

Oh, yeah.

Let me show you how to get a little sex.

You don't know too much, Jeremy Cross. You're such an old boy.

I should take this girl off and choke her on this.

You think you know what you're doing, little girl.

You're just a beginner.

I've seen better than you in my time.

Really.

That's what I think of you.

You're a messy girl.

I like messy girls.

You seem better than what?

I don't think they're quite so big.

In some world, they're filled, maybe.

I spit on pussies like you.

I'm not seeing nothing.

Yeah? I don't care.

Thank you.

think they can handle a job.

So it's the mission for this blah, blah, blah. Jeremy Cross, young, blah, blah,

blah.

It's like a baby.

I didn't know you had it in you.

Action!

Pretty good.