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What can I do for you?

Well,

I was hoping I could get some help from

you.

I can.

Well,

I decided to do my paper on that

medieval poet you were mentioning,

Bertholomew Pinkery.

Oh, yeah. Great.

Well,

I think he could shed some light on

that nursery rhyme,

Ring, Ring,

or Rosie,

about whether or not it was really

describing the plague.

Yes, yes.

Apparently,

there is a poem in his 1361 collection,

Songs in Shadow.

Yes, Songs in Shadows.

That sounds like it'll be a very

fascinating paper. I can't wait to read

it. Well,

I remember you said that you had an

1891 translation of the book.

I do. Um,

you

know what?

I don't

think I have it here. I think it's at

home.

I really need it. Do you think maybe I

could borrow it?

Well,

can't we just find something online?

I tried. Nothing comes up.

God, there's got to be

something on it.

Let me see.

You're right. There's actually zero

hits on it.

I told you.

All right,

um,

tell you what. I'll bring it by to you

tomorrow.

I really need to work on it tonight,

though.

Can I maybe please stop by your place?

Not a good time tonight. I'm having a

little good together tonight with the

faculty and their spouses. We're having

a little barbecue,

so it's just not really good timing.

You live right down the street from me.

I see you drive by all the time.

You know where I live?

It'll be really quick,

I promise. Please. Please.

I just don't think it's a really good

idea. It's just really bad timing for

me. I'll bring it in tomorrow,

so, you know,

one day's not going to hurt.

Okay. I'll see you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

I'll make sure to bring it. Thank you.

Presley, what are you doing here?

I thought I'd come by to,

you know,

grab Pinkery's book.

Yeah,

and I said I'd bring it to you tomorrow.

You don't remember that?

I know. I just couldn't wait.

You know,

I got people going to show up here any

minute. My wife's in the kitchen.

Look,

you got to go right now. This is

totally inappropriate.

Please just run in and grab it for me

real quick. Only take a second.

Pretty please?

You can't just drop by like this. It

looks bad.

You're so sweet.

Presley.

It'll only take a second.

Fine, just wait

right here. I'll be right back.

Finally, we're alone.

What are you doing?

Don't pretend.

I'm not pretending anything. What are

you doing?

I love you,

Professor Knight.

You're so nice and sweet and mature.

Not like the college jerks.

You're smart and handsome and older.

What?

I'm attracted to you.

But I'm old enough to be your father.

I know.

Look,

my wife's in the next room. She can

come in here any second.

I got people coming over here any

moment.

And a relationship with those students

is just wrong.

Wasn't it you who posed the question in

class the other month?

Why is it that in romantic literature,

wrong always feels so right?

Remember,

then

show me. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my

God.

Yeah. Oh,

my

God. Yeah.