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♪ He's a unicorn from a magic land ♪

♪ And we call his name when we need a hand ♪

♪ He's a pal who knows our names ♪

♪ He's the king of fun and games ♪

♪ It's Buddy

♪ Oh, Buddy

♪ He's cuddly, snuggly, our best friend ♪

♪ It's Buddy

♪ Oh, Buddy

♪ He's huggy and a little bit nutty ♪

♪ He teaches us right from wrong

and makes it better with a song ♪

♪ It's Buddy

♪ Oh, Buddy

♪ Our friend until the end

♪ It's Buddy ♪

Oh, hey, kids!

Hi, Mailman Miles!

Guess what?

I've got mail for you.

Hey, oh, hey, hey, hey!

You trying to put me out of a job?

Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Mailbox.

Open wide.

There we go.

Hey, kids, you've got mail.

Oh, wow!

It's an invitation to a dance party!

Wow!

I better go practice my moves.

- Bye, kids! - Bye, Mailman Miles!

I can't wait to dance my socks off.

- Hit it, Strappy. - You got it.

Go, Wade! Go, Wade!

Oh, yeah!

Your turn, Freddy.

I don't know, Wade.

I'm scared.

I wish we could give you some courage.

Maybe we can't, but I know who can.

Oh, Buddy!

Whoa-ho! Did someone say my name?

- Buddy! - Buddy!

We're getting ready for your big dance party tonight,

but Freddy's afraid she won't be any good.

- That's great news. - It is?

Sure, because when you're afraid of something,

that means it's your chance to be brave!

♪ You gotta be scared to be brave ♪

♪ You can't face your fears unless at first you're afraid ♪

♪ When you want to run away and just hide in a cave ♪

♪ Just remember you gotta be scared to be brave ♪

♪ It can be scary to try something new ♪

♪ It's scary when you don't know what you should do ♪

♪ But even when it's scary, I believe in you ♪

♪ And I promise that it's true when we tell you

that it's okay to be scared to be brave ♪

Way to go, Freddy!

I guess it wasn't as scary as I thought.

Oh.

Oh!

Hey, what moves are you going to do

at the dance party, Josh?

I don't like dancing.

I'm gonna go read my book.

Hmm. Okay, Josh.

Looks like someone else needs to learn to be brave.

Oh, hey!

I saw Oliver and Betty at the clubhouse.

Can you show them the dance

so we'll all be ready for the party?

I'll talk to Josh.

Hey, guys!

Are you excited for Buddy's big dance party tonight?

You bet!

Everybunny loves to dance.

Wow, that was so cool.

There are dances from all over the world.

This dance is called ballet.

Ballet dancers have to be strong and flexible.

Tap dancing is all about the rhythm you make

with your feet.

Special shoes with taps on the heel and toe

make all sorts of fun sounds.

Ballroom dancing is when two people

are dancing with each other.

It's all about working together.

Hey, Josh.

Why don't you tell your problems

to the Worry Well?

Did someone say my name?

Did I do something wrong?

Don't worry, Worry Well.

We have a dance party tonight,

but Josh is afraid he won't dance well.

I'm not afraid, I just don't want to do it.

It's my job to help with worries.

Let me see what I have here.

Hmm.

Oh, look.

Oh, wow!

Why didn't I think of that?

Magic dancing shoes.

With magic dancing shoes, Josh,

you're sure to have all the best moves!

Give 'em a try.

I don't want to.

Just try one little move.

Show off your magic dancing shoes.

I don't think so.

Just stick out your foot.

Like this.

Not right now, Buddy.

Sorry, Josh.

Those magic dancing shoes won't go anywhere

unless you're dancing.

I just want to be left alone.

Josh, we had a deal.

I give you the magic dancing shoes

and you try one little dance move.

I never made a deal.

I just don't want to dance!

Stick your leg out, Josh,

just stick your leg out one time.

Let go of me!

Just stick your leg out one time.

You're hurting me!

Leave me alone! I hate you!

No! You don't mean it!

Yes, I do. Now let go of me or I'll scream!

Oh, no, you won't.

No, you wo--

Hey, Nurse Nancy.

Are you having a good time?

No, Buddy...

I'm having a great time.

Hey, Buddy!

Come on.

We made up a dance for you.

Because we love you.

Aww.

I love you, too.

But where's Josh?

That's what I wanted to tell you.

After I taught Josh to dance,

he loved it so much,

he decided to go on a dancing tour

in Diamond City!

If you ask me, that's something worth dancing about.

Ready, guys?

Come on.

♪ You move your leg like this

♪ And swing your arms to the side ♪

♪ And turn your head around

♪ And you let your feet slide

♪ You do the Buddy glide

♪ It's the Buddy glide

♪ Do the Buddy glide

♪ It's the Buddy glide

♪ To and fro, arms out wide

♪ Don't run and hide

♪ Do it with pride

♪ That's how you do the Buddy glide ♪

Woo-hoo-hoo!

I am so proud of all of you.

You put on an amazing show.

And Josh learned how to be brave.

And now he's gonna be famous.

That's right, Trashy.

Well, that's all the time we have.

♪ You love Buddy, yes, you do

♪ And I love each one of you

♪ We're together happily

♪ We'll always be best buddies

♪ I love every one of you

♪ I'm so glad you love me too ♪

♪ He's a unicorn from a magic land ♪

♪ And we call his name when we need a hand ♪

♪ He's a pal who knows our names ♪

♪ He's the king of fun and games ♪

♪ It's Buddy

♪ Oh, Buddy

♪ Our friend until the end

♪ It's Buddy ♪

One, two, three.

Three, five.

Oh, no. I was winning!

Well, no wonder you're sneezing.

Look at these dust bunnies.

I'd like to be the only bunny here, thank you.

Hi! I'm Hannah.

I love to sing and dance!

Hi, Hannah.

Looks like we came at the right time.

We have some cleaning to do.

Do we have to clean now?

We're in the middle of playing our game,

and cleaning doesn't seem very fun.

I know someone who can make it fun.

- Oh, Budd-- - Wait.

Uh, you guys get Buddy while Wade and I,

we'll go get the vacuum.

What is it, Freddy?

Are we gonna vacuum the grass?

Look.

Josh's book?

I found it in the trash.

Look, it's stained.

It looks like blood.

Hey, Mr. Mailbox, can you mail this to Josh

in Diamond City for me?

Mr. Mailbox.

What happened to your door?

Hi, Wade. Hi, Freddy.

What's that you have there, Wade?

Josh's book.

I've been looking for this.

I'll get it to Josh.

Freddy found it in the trash.

It has stains on it.

Oh, that's right.

I was painting a goodbye card for Josh,

and Betty spilled red paint on his book.

So, I got him a new book and I threw this away.

Now I remember.

Buddy?

What is it, Freddy?

Can we send Josh a goodbye card too?

Of course you can.

But, first, it's time to learn about cleaning.

Cleaning is important.

It kills germs and it keeps us healthy.

Different jobs need different cleaners.

Dishes need detergent.

Windows need window cleaner.

Some cleaners are very poisonous.

Some can catch fire very easily.

Always ask a grown-up before handling chemicals

under the sink.

Now, let's get cleaning!

Wade, I'm scared.

I can't stop thinking about Josh's book.

Seriously, Freddy?

He loved that book.

And the stains didn't look like paint.

Of course it's paint.

- Why would Buddy lie? - He wouldn't.

That's what I keep telling her.

Betty, I have a cleaning question.

What did you use to clean up the paint

you spilled on Josh's card?

I never made Josh a card.

And I certainly never spill paint.

Hm!

Wade, I'm scared.

Why would Buddy lie?

I don't know.

We need to talk to an adult like Nurse Nancy.

But we're supposed to be cleaning.

I have an idea.

Great work, gang.

How about a song to really make it sparkle?

♪ It's time to clean, clean, clean ♪

♪ Find where the dusty things lurk ♪

♪ And soon it will gleam, gleam, gleam ♪

♪ 'Cause many hands make light work ♪

Ouch!

♪ I've got a splinter in my finger

and it couldn't hurt worse ♪

♪ Better not linger and go see the nurse ♪

♪ Before it gets worse, you need to go see a nurse ♪

♪ Go to the nurse, go to the nurse ♪

♪ Before it gets worse, you need to go to the nurse ♪

Well, gosh.

I thought we were singing about cleaning.

I better go see Nurse Nancy.

It could get infected.

Safety first.

Like you always say, Buddy.

You do always say that.

Uh-huh. I guess I do.

I'll go with him.

Hi, Freddy. Hi, Wade. Hi, Strappy.

How can I help you?

Guess I wasn't paying attention and I got a splinter.

Hmm.

I don't see a splinter.

There isn't a splinter.

We were just pretending.

Why would you do that?

We wanted to ask you something.

Have you noticed anything weird about Buddy lately?

I don't know what you mean.

We found Josh's book in the trash.

It had blood on it.

Buddy said that Betty spilled red paint on it,

but Betty said that she didn't.

Betty does get confused.

Um, I'll tell you what.

I'll talk to Buddy.

I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for all of this.

♪ Together ♪

Where are you going?

I want to hear what Buddy's gonna say to Nurse Nancy.

- That's eavesdropping. - Don't be such a goody-goody.

What's wrong with being a goody-goody?

Better than being a snoop.

- Zip it, Strappy. - Okay.

Guess everything's fine.

Yeah, everything's fine.

Look how tightly he's hugging her neck.

- Did he see you? - I don't know.

Come on. We have to tell the others.

♪ Chores can be fun when you do them together ♪

♪ It's not hard...

Guys! Guys! Guys!

♪ A little dusting and scrubbing ♪

Hannah.

- Oliver! - Oliver!

♪ When friends share the load,

the work is a breeze ♪

So fun!

Don't go in the clubhouse.

I just mopped.

What did you want to say, Freddy?

That we just love cleaning so much.

Well, that's all the time we have.

♪ You love Buddy, yes, you do

♪ And I love each one of you

♪ We're together happily

♪ We'll always be best buddies

♪ I love every one of you

♪ I'm so glad you love me too ♪

♪ Friends until the end

♪ It's Buddy ♪

I'm so nervous.

It's Buddy's birthday,

and I want everything to be perfect,

but my gift hasn't arrived from Diamond City.

Don't worry, Betty.

Charlie the Train is always on time.

And he's due right about now.

Charlie the Train!

Hello, kids!

Special delivery from Diamond City.

Charlie the Train.

And, boy, are my wheels tuckered.

Oh, thank goodness.

Now we need to put up the decorations and--

I don't even know what kind of cake he likes.

Well, why don't we ask him?

- Oh... - Wait!

- We can't bring him here yet. - Why not?

Because it's a surprise birthday party.

Surprise party?

What a great idea!

We better get to work before--

Don't say his name.

Don't even think it.

Not until we're ready.

Just say "B-word" for now.

That's fun.

Then I better get B-word's present for the clubhouse.

Wait, Oliver, Hannah,

can we talk to you for a minute?

Of course. What's up?

Not here.

There's something going on with B-word.

What do you mean?

- Is he sick? - Yes.

But not like a cold.

Like...

In the head.

He is kind of silly sometimes.

He killed Nurse Nancy.

That's not a funny joke.

It's not a joke.

We saw him do it.

And we think he did it to Josh, too.

You guys are being mean.

B-word loves us!

What do you know, Hannah?

You just got here.

I'm sorry, guys, it's true.

I saw it too.

We need to go to Diamond City.

Leave the park?

But B-word says it's not safe out there without a grown-up.

Wait. Stop talking. Look!

Do you think he heard us talking?

Is he gonna come to life?

But I didn't do anything wrong.

We can't keep him away forever.

We need to walk calmly to the train.

- Hey, kids. - Hi, Mailman Miles.

See you at the party, right?

Wait.

B-word is on the swings now.

Keep walking.

Don't look at it.

Oh, Buddy!

Hi, Oliver!

What's wrong?

We need to hurry.

Hey, Charlie, we need to go to Diamond City right now!

- But you'll miss Buddy's party. - It's an emergency.

I'm really sick.

Oh, no.

Okay, then.

All aboard!

Next stop, Diamond City!

Hi, guys, what are you doing?

Clear the track, Buddy.

Wade is sick and I gotta get him to Diamond City.

No, Charlie.

I'll take him to the nurse.

You murdered the nurse, Buddy.

Wade, you know that's a lie.

And lying is very bad.

I don't want to be in the middle of this.

Get out of the train, Wade.

I'll take you to the nurse.

No.

Really, Wade?

On my birthday?

I'll take you to the nurse right now.

If she says you need to go to Diamond City,

you go to Diamond City.

Bring the nurse here.

That sounds like a good idea.

Bring Nurse Nancy here.

Buddy, you promised you wouldn't be mad.

Go back into the clubhouse, Oliver.

This does not concern you.

Everybody, back into the clubhouse now!

Not you, Wade.

I need to talk to you.

You lied about me, and you hurt my feelings.

Buddy, please.

Don't worry, Freddy.

I know Wade was responsible.

Now go inside.

Come on, Freddy.

- Betty. - There you are.

Hurry and put that sign up.

Buddy will be here soon.

- He's going to kill Wade. - What?

Buddy's going to kill Wade.

We better hide.

Buddy will be here soon.

What are you doing, Freddy?

We're not supposed to mess with the chemicals

under the sink.

No. Freddy.

Buddy is too powerful.

Why are you cutting yourself, Wade?

Please, no! Ow!

Stop cutting yourself.

I don't want you to get hurt.

You better put down the knife, Wade.

Whoa!

What are you doing, Freddy?

I told you to stay in the cl--

A lighter?

Freddy, this isn't like you.

This is crazy.

Drop the lighter, Freddy.

Drop the lighter, Freddy.

That's better.

Now go back in the clubhouse.

A lighter is a very dangerous thing.

You have to be--

Buddy?

Buddy?

Well, that's all the time we have.

Come hug me, kids.

Buddy, let's get you to the nurse, okay?

Just give me the knife.

You want the knife?

Here's the knife.

It's nice to share.

Kids, it's okay.

I'm not mad.

Everybody needs to calm down.

Kids, I want you to come out on the count of three, okay?

One.

Two.

Two and three quarters.

Wait, Mr. Mailbox!

Two and four-fifths!

Hannah, come help me!

You can't hide forever.

Two and five-sixths.

Um, do we really have to take Mr. Mailbox?

No offense, Mr. Mailbox.

Three!

Ready or not, here I come.

It's okay. It's how mistakes happen.

But friends stick together, right?

- Right? - Come on, Hannah!

- Come on. - It is dangerous

outside the park.

There are monsters out there.

You're the monster, Buddy.

You're hurting my feelings.

Don't leave me!

Hurry, Freddy!

Wade, come on.

Pull me up, Freddy!

I'm trying.

Freddy, help!

I see you.

Come on, Wade.

Well, that's all the time we have.

♪ You love Buddy, yes, you do

♪ And I love each one of you

It's not working.

♪ We're together happily

♪ We'll always be best buddies ♪

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Sure, yes.

Uh, well, we can work with a, uh,

a whole variety of budgets to fit any project, yeah.

Yes, absolutely.

Mom!

Oh, uh, Diane, can I call you right back?

Okay. All right, thank you.

But what if that one falls off?

Well, that's why I use two.

So they can look out for each other.

Oh, my God, okay.

Okay, let's go.

I gotta go get your brother.

Let's go.

Hi!

I'm so sorry I'm late.

Sorry, thank you.

Good to see you.

Sorry I'm late.

How was the party?

Fine.

What is that? Is that a goldfish?

Everyone got one.

For going to the party, I guess.

Oh, wow.

You know, in my day,

just the birthday kid got presents.

Maybe this will be fun.

What was the name of the goldfish you had before?

- I never had a goldfish. - Yes, you did.

Oh, maybe it was a betta fish.

Oh, my gosh, you loved that fish,

but then you said that you wanted a pet

you could actually pet.

Do you remember that?

Was I a baby or something?

No.

No.

Maybe it was Timothy?

I mean, who does that?

Gives a kid a fish?

Without asking?

It's like, who's gonna clean it?

I will.

Bud, you don't even clean your room.

Yeah, I do.

I just did clean my room.

Guys, dinner, come on!

Derek, no headphones, honey.

- It's just one. - But our dinner

doesn't need a soundtrack.

Our lively conversation is enough.

Come on, everybody!

We're literally all here.

Let's dig in.

Ooh, what do you guys got? Nuggets.

"Imagine whirled peas."

Get it?

'Cause it sounds like "world peace."

- I don't get it. - "Whirled peas"

sounds like "world peace."

But what are whirled peas?

I mean, is that really a food?

Is it really?

Yeah, it's peas in a blender, something like mashed potatoes.

I don't know, it's just a funny bumper sticker I saw.

But people don't eat that.

Not a food, is it?

Well, maybe it's not a food,

but it's not like you can't whirl a pea.

- Doesn't make sense to me. - Look, guys,

puns don't have to be literal, okay?

Honey?

She's fine, thank God.

Mom just had a little something going on with her stomach,

but she's better now.

Why don't you try to get to sleep, okay?

Goodnight.

- Hey. - Hi.

I am so sorry about that!

No, come on, it's okay,

just walk me through it again.

You said the chair was... cursed?

No.

It just, uh...

It was the worst feeling I've ever felt.

Just an icy-cold...

hole.

Oh.

We'll move the chair.

We hardly use it, anyway.

- We'll just move it. - It's not about the chair.

Okay, then, uh, we won't move the chair.

The important thing is,

you feel better now, right?

No, I don't.

I'm sorry.

Oof!

Gonna look for a therapist tomorrow.

- Oh! There you go. - Yeah.

What a great idea.

Yeah.

Therapist.

Good thinking.

By the way.

I don't think there's anything embarrassing

about self-care.

Oh yeah, neither do I.

Exactly.

All right.

Seat belt.

Mom! What are you doing?

Yeah. Sorry.

The empty chair could represent a feeling

of absence or loss.

Why do you think you might feel that way?

I don't know.

How's the relationship with your husband?

Fine. It's good.

Do you think that I can get meds?

Well, that's one of the tools we have at our disposal, but...

Mm-hm.

I'd like to go a little deeper,

maybe hear how you're feeling.

Grace?

Grace?

Well, it's not about the time

but about the money and your grades.

We had a deal, remember?

I already promised Nate and Chris

that I'm going, though.

Okay, so, that's my fault?

Good evening.

I'm Dr. Deborah Burr.

- You must be Grace. - Yes. You're early.

I sensed a greater urgency.

Hi. Uh... sorry, uh, who's this?

Uh, this is Dr. Deborah Burr...

- Clairvoyant parapsychologist. - ...and she's a... um...

So, you hired a psychic?

- You must be Ben. - Oh, okay.

Did your powers tell you that?

Ben, just, um...

Uh, please come in.

Show me the rest of the house, please.

Okay. Okay, go ahead.

Our intuitions are more perceptive

than our conscious minds.

- Ben thinks I'm crazy. - Huh!

I've been called crazy many times.

Spiritual anomalies often manifest themselves

subconsciously as an abiding sense of wrongness.

And persistent unease.

That's what I've been feeling.

Was this room always an office?

Yes.

As long as we've lived here.

It's Ben's.

Although sometimes, we use it as a guest room.

There's very powerful energy in this room.

Someone who lived in here experienced something terrible.

It's me.

I'm experiencing something terrible.

Can we wrap it up?

I'll need the whole family to gather in the dining room.

Okay.

How much are you paying her?

Of course, she's drawing this out.

Please, let her finish.

What are we doing here? Who is she?

I'm Dr. Deborah Burr.

- She's not a doctor. - I am a doctor.

I mean, she's not a real doctor.

- Ben. - Could we just hurry this up?

Join hands, please.

So we may attempt to contact the presence

in this house.

O spirit

who resides here,

make your presence known to us.

Give us a sign,

let us know your name

so that we may help you to move on from this--

Hi there!

- How are you? - Did you hear that?

Will you be my friend?

I'm always looking for a new friend.

I know I just met you,

- but I love you very much. - Oh! There's your ghost.

Someone left the TV on.

Wait, no! Don't.

Did you see that?

There's kids, there's a unicorn, did you...

Oh, God, where did it go?

Uh...

Okay, I think we're done here.

As you wish.

I take Venmo.

It's just... it's bad enough you didn't tell me, but...

in front of the kids?

I thought you'd be at baseball.

Oh, okay, so...

Thought it'd be easier to do it behind my back?

Hello?

What are you doing?

The, um... the show with the orange unicorn,

the one that Dr. Burr summoned?

My God. She didn't summon anything.

I searched everywhere, and there's...

there's no mention of it.

It's just some forgotten show from the '90s.

Yeah, but there's nothing.

I think I'm gonna make some calls tomorrow.

Calls? Who you gonna call?

More psychics?

Bring more kooks to the house? Grace.

What's goin' on?

I feel like we have a third child.

What?

We've always said we wanted three kids.

And the gap between Timothy and Derek...

is...

Are you kidding?

You're kidding, right?

You--you're saying you have a kid

that you don't remember having?

Okay, this is--sorry, you're actually starting

to scare me a little bit.

I know. I'm scared, too. I'm really scared.

- I'm, I'm ter-- - No, no, no, no, no.

This has to stop, okay?

- This is crazy. - I know.

I know that it is crazy.

Please be here with me.

I am here, I'm-I'm... right here, okay?

Where the hell are you?

What the hell?

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

You're not listening to me!

What's next, Grace?

You gonna have all the conspiracy photos

on the wall with all the strings?

You saw the show.

Did you or did you not see the show?

- Yes. - Okay. So, then--then there's--

there's nothing anywhere.

- Explain that. - Okay.

Lemme get this straight.

The imaginary unicorn from TV

kidnapped our kid,

erased our memories,

the memories of all their teachers and their friends,

and then snuck into a Social Security office

and erased all that information, too. Whoa!

It's a busy unicorn.

Ben, please... please...

Is our real family not enough for you, Grace?

I-I-I give everything to this family.

I've given everything.

I know, I'm...

I just--I need you to...

take the time to fix...

whatever this is.

Okay?

Because if you bring our kids into this again,

our real kids,

bring a scam psychic into the house,

we're gonna have a much bigger problem.

I can't be around you right now, I can't.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

Okay. Well, the feeling is mutual.

Hey.

Hi, hi.

No electronics, okay, sweetie?

Let's put that away.

What were you and Dad fighting about?

Nothing.

Um... people can love each other very much

and still fight.

- Can I ask you something? - Yeah.

Have you ever seen a show with an orange unicorn?

- No... - Okay, good.

If you ever see it,

you turn it off,

and you come tell me, okay?

- Okay. - Okay.

I'm gonna take this, okay?

Let your brain rest.

Ben!

Ben!

Ben!

Ben!

Ben!

- Oh, my God. - Oh, thank God.

Guys, I can hear you!

Come on, it's way past bedtime, gang.

What?

I can't run anymore.

There, there, Mr. Mailbox.

It's okay.

No, it's not. Nothing's okay!

We don't even know where Diamond City is.

I wish Wade was here.

He'd know what to do.

You coulda pulled him over!

You shouldn't have let go, Freddy.

- Sorry. - And now, he's dead!

You're the one who opened your big mouth to Buddy!

Mailman Miles is dead because of you.

Charlie the Train is dead.

- He said he wouldn't be mad! - Please don't fight!

Remember that song about fighting?

♪ You can never win a fight

♪ Because even if you're right

♪ You hurt somebody else

♪ And also hurt yourself

♪ When you...

Oh, my gosh. Look!

Diamond City!

Now I know why they call it that.

It sparkles just like diamonds!

It's beautiful.

Uggh, ohh...

Hello, Buddy!

I'm Nurse Grace.

Oh, of course!

Uh, hi, Nurse Grace.

Oh! It's been a long day.

Oh, my goodness. Buddy...

You don't look so good.

Oh, Nurse Grace! It was horrible!

They let a monster in from the outside!

The monster told them to burn me,

and then, they ran away with the monster.

Oh, no! Are the kids in danger?

Yes!

I-I kept calling for you.

"Nurse! Nurse!"

I needed your help, but you--you never came.

I'm so sorry, I-I-I didn't hear you.

Oh, I feel terrible.

I can't end the episode without them.

I hug the kids and sing the song

and the words come up.

It all resets, and I magically heal.

I've got to go save them.

Let me help you save the kids.

No.

You stay here, in case they come back.

But don't believe anything they say, okay?

Their heads are filled with lies!

You got it.

Uggh, all I do is love them

and try to teach them right from wrong.

You are so wonderful,

and they should realize that.

Oh. Hug me, Nurse Grace.

Of course, Buddy.

- Oh! - Mm!

Harder.

Oh, sing to me.

Sing to me that you love me?

Of course, Buddy!

♪ I love Buddy, yes I do

♪ I'm so glad you love me, too ♪

♪ We're together happily

♪ We'll always be best--

Uh... oh...

♪ I love Buddy, yes I do

Uh... um...

I'm sorry.

You need more... bandages.

Have a great day!

♪ One small step

♪ Will bring you closer to your goal ♪

♪ It's not as hard as it seems

♪ One small day

♪ You'll find you're at your destination achieving-- ♪

I have to go to the bathroom.

Just go outside.

I...don't want you to see my penis.

Nobody wants to see your penis!

Just go behind a bush.

Have you never went outside before?

I don't know. I don't remember.

Come to think of it, I don't ever remember

going to the bathroom before.

What's a penis?

- Don't worry about it, Strappy. - Oh.

And I don't want Strappy looking, either.

I can't go if you're listening!

Can you... talk or sing or something?

♪ We're going to Diamond City

♪ Where things aren't so... shitty ♪

Hey! That's a bad word!

What's "shitty"?

It's like "poopy."

What's "poopy"?

You have a lot to learn, Strappy.

Hey!

What's the big idea, peeing on me?

Oh. It's just a flower.

Just a flower?

I still have to finish peeing.

Not on me, thank you!

♪ We're going to Diamond City

♪ Where faces are zitty

♪ Isn't it a pity?

Well, tough titty!

Why are bad words so funny?

I think I hate peeing outside.

♪ One small step

♪ Will bring you closer to your goal ♪

♪ It's not as--

Huh.

Hm!

Hi there, little flower.

Uh, hello.

Such nice glasses!

They go with your petals.

T-thank you.

Did you see some children walking through here?

Y-yes. Three children.

They were talking a lot about Diamond City.

On foot?

That's a couple of days' walk.

Are you sure they're not hiding somewhere?

N-n-no, Buddy, I wouldn't lie.

Did they say anything about me?

N-no, not that I recall.

Hm.

Thank you, little flower!

♪ One small step will bring you closer to your goal ♪

♪ It's not as hard as it seems ♪

Fish!

There's so much more out here than I expected.

Don't scare them, Oliver.

I had a pet fish when I was little.

I remember wishing I could pet it.

You remember when you were little?

Do I?

How did we get here?

- We climbed over the fence. - No, I mean with Buddy.

How did we get to be with Buddy?

I don't know.

I've never thought about it before.

I feel like I've always been with Buddy.

Well, that's weird, 'cause we just met you.

I mean, there had to be something before Buddy.

Right?

Kids!

Hello!

It's Buddy!

Come out! I have food!

You must be hungry.

I know you didn't mean to do what you did.

We're still friends, right?

We still love each other, right?

Wade is feeling much better.

It would cheer him up to see you guys.

It's going to get dark soon.

It's not safe after dark.

You have to trust me.

Come back!

Guys, I know you must be really sorry.

I'm not mad, I promise.

I think we all wanna get back to how it used to be.

He is magic.

Maybe they're okay?

Then where are they, Oliver?

I'm sorry,

but I think he's been lying to us for a long time.

It's almost dark.

I can't remember it getting dark before.

It's kinda nice.

When he said it's not safe after dark,

was that a lie, too?

We can sleep over here.

I have the lighter!

We could build a fire.

We're not supposed to build a fire without grownups.

There are no grownups, Oliver.

Let's go get wood.

I'm thirsty.

Here's a juice box.

Some candy.

A fork.

The dance party invitation.

Would you like that, Mr. Mailbox?

Don't worry, we'll get you to Diamond City,

get you fixed up.

Hoo-ee, I can't remember the last time I saw a mailbox.

Especially with a couple children in tow.

- Who are you? - I'm Willie.

This is George.

Forgive his state of undress.

We don't stand much on formality these days.

Mind if we join you?

Freddy, I don't think this is a good idea.

I see you're fellow escapees from Happy Town.

- We're going to Diamond City. - Oliver!

If you're worried we're in cahoots

with the big, citrus-colored fella,

we aren't.

He's as mad at us as he must be at you.

Did you guys used to live in the park, too?

Is it a park now?

It was an old Western town when we were there.

If you share your food,

we might tell you our tale.

Mm!

Exquisite.

Anyway, there was a kid, Larry, bit of a class clown.

We had this, uh, song at the end, you know,

when the words come up?

♪ I love Buddy, yes I do

♪ I'm so glad he loves me, too ♪

We have that song, too.

Larry thought it would be funny

to sing the song with mean words.

Like, instead of "I love you," it was,

♪ Stab your heart and kick your knee ♪

♪ Buddy, you're my enemy

When Buddy heard Larry's song, he got very angry,

like it was hurting him.

He changed.

So, Buddy hurt Larry, hurt him real bad.

We barely got out ourselves.

That's the last we saw of that place.

Exiles, I suppose.

Mm!

Ow!

Ah.

Mm!

Mm.

It tastes like-- like butterscotch.

You should try some.

Hey!

- Ow! - Freddy! No!

What are you doing?

Wow, you're right.

- I love butterscotch! - So did I.

Once.

You have a pretty face.

How dare you, George!

Ain't I enough for ya?

Oh, my bear!

- I love you! - I love you, too, George.

This one's for you.

♪ I'm homesick for the open spaces ♪

♪ Homesick for familiar places

♪ I wish I could just have one tiny taste of bein' home ♪

Home, home, home!

♪ I'm homesick for the old homestead ♪

♪ Homesick for my featherbed

♪ Before I lay down dead, I want to hang my hat at home ♪

♪ I'm homesick but so far away ♪

♪ Homesick, waiting for that day ♪

♪ A walking stick

♪ Please, let me get back to my simple home ♪

Flowers.

Wade?

Why'd you drop me, Freddy?

I'm sorry.

You killed me.

I was just so... scared.

You should be. You're weak.

Without me, you're all gonna die.

I see you!

Strappy?

Where's Strappy?

Strappy?

Strappy!

Strappy's missing!

We'll find him, don't worry.

Strappy!

Strappy, where are you?

- Strappy! - Strappy!

Strappy, where are you?

Is anything else missing?

They took him!

For the candy.

Come on! We need to go!

Wouldn't it be better to just get help in Diamond City?

I'm sure they have policemen and everything.

Yeah, we're so close, and...

they can help us get Strappy back.

No.

I left Wade behind.

I'm not leaving Strappy behind, too.

But aren't you scared?

Of course I'm scared!

You've gotta be scared to be brave. Remember?

Isn't that what the dumb song's all about?

Fine.

I'll go by myself.

Fuck! That is good!

Oh, oh, that's good!

We have seven left.

We can each have one a week for three weeks

and then share the last one.

- It's not right to steal. - Shut up, backpack!

Or we'll put you in the swamp.

Why...

I forgot how good apple juice tasted.

Like fine wine.

Sip, George! Sip.

Make it last.

Uh... uh, guys?

What'd I just say?

George, put him in the swamp.

Oh, shit!

Hi, Buddy! Didn't hear you comin'.

Well, that's all the time we have.

♪ You love Buddy, yes you do

♪ And I love each one of you

♪ We're together happily

- Happily! - ♪ We'll always be best...

- Happily! - Oh, the words aren't coming up.

- Happy! - I guess you're too old!

Happy!

Happy!

George! No!

Where are they, Willie?

In the prairie,

out of their gourds,

probably still asleep.

- Thanks, pal. - No, please! Please!

I've always loved ya.

I've always cared about ya so much more than the others.

- Have a nice swim. - Agh!

Hey, kids!

I have Strappy for you!

Leave him alone, Buddy!

Freddy!

I've missed you.

Freddy, no!

It's a trap! He--

Put him down!

We were just playing around.

It wasn't anything serious.

I'm here now, so what do you want?

I just want a hug,

so we can end this episode and start fresh.

You must be so tired of running.

- What the? - Woo-hoo!

Get back here!

Come on!

That was so cool!

And brave,

like something Wade would have done.

You were brave too.

We did it.

Of course, friends stick together.

♪ Friends are forever ♪

It's okay, Hannah,

you don't need to sing about it.

Diamond City, here we come!

Well, that's all the time we have!

♪ You love Buddy, yes you do ♪

♪ And I love each one of you

♪ We're together happily

♪ We'll always be best buddies

♪ I love every one of you

♪ I'm so glad you love me too

♪ He's a unicorn from a magic land ♪

♪ And we call his name when we need a hand ♪

♪ He's a pal who knows our names ♪

♪ He's the king of fun and games ♪

♪ It's Buddy, oh, Buddy ♪

♪ He's cuddly, snuggly, our best friend ♪

♪ It's Buddy, oh, Buddy ♪

♪ He's huggy and a little bit nutty ♪

♪ He teaches us right from wrong

and makes it better with a song ♪

♪ It's Buddy, oh, Buddy ♪

♪ Our friend until the end

♪ It's Buddy ♪

I'm mad at you guys.

I'm not gonna share my baseball with you.

What?

Oh, Buddy!

- Whoa! - Buddy!

Hi there, Tyler.

Oh, what's wrong?

We were playing baseball, but they hurt my feelings

by running away when I was winning,

so now I don't want to play with them.

But, Tyler, these are our friends.

If they say they're sorry for running away,

then it's important to forgive them.

♪ Nobody's perfect

♪ We all make mistakes

♪ But it's important to acknowledge

that apologies are great ♪

But they didn't say sorry yet.

Kids, do you have something to say?

We're sorry.

Yeah, sorry, uh...

Tyler.

Sorry, Tyler.

And what about you, Freddy?

Are you sorry for running away?

Freddy, I can't hear you?

I'm sorry.

See?

Doesn't that feel good?

I accept your apology.

Now who's ready for some baseball?

Yay!

Freddy, go to the nurse while we warm up.

And come right back, okay?

Okay.

Hi.

I'm Nurse Grace.

I'm Freddy.

I like that name.

Have a seat, Freddy.

Oof.

That's a nasty cut.

Now, this might sting a little.

It's okay.

Did you get this cut from a monster?

You know Buddy's a monster?

What?

I meant the...

Do you think Buddy's a monster?

I guess I'm just crazy.

I doubt that, Freddy.

Maybe it's the world that's crazy.

Guess it's just better to pretend everything's okay.

No, Freddy, that never works.

You have to trust yourself.

You used two.

So they can look out for each other.

Batter up.

You ready, Freddy?

Bye, Nurse Grace.

Bye, Freddy Beans.

I'm so glad that everything is back to normal

in time for our big game.

It makes me want to sing.

Yay!

Freddy, will you lead us in our favorite song,

"Take Me Out to the Ballgame"?

Come on, I know you know the words.

♪ I hate Buddy, yes I do

♪ I hate, I hate, I hate you

No!

What are you doing?

♪ Stab your heart and kick your knee ♪

♪ Buddy, you're my enemy

♪ Get an axe, chop off your head ♪

♪ I wish you were fucking dead ♪

I hate you too!

Get the hell away from my daughter!

I found you, Freddy Beans.

Goodnight, Freddy Beans.

Goodnight, Mommy Beans.

Mom.

You have a mom?

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay.

Kids, get in the clubhouse.

Go, go, go, go, go, now, now.

What did you kids do?

Say you're sorry!

Say you love him or we'll all die!

Are we still gonna play baseball?

Um, help me move the couch, okay?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, hey, hey, what's the big idea?

Okay, all right, okay.

Mr. Mailbox!

It's okay.

You always loved helping creatures, didn't you?

Do you remember your pet fish?

What was its name?

Fin.

Fin, yes.

We're all gonna die.

No, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.

I am gonna get us out of here.

We tried.

There's nowhere to go.

Hey, if we got here,

if we got here,

we can get back home.

I know it.

It's okay, Mr. Mailbox.

Calm down.

It's okay.

Mr. Mailbox, you're a genius.

The Worry Well.

Magic things come from it.

Maybe it's a way out?

Yeah, okay, that's our best shot.

Hey, where's the mailbox?

Should I just leave it on the ground?

It's okay.

We're gonna be okay, we're gonna be okay.

We're gonna be okay.

Buddy, no.

Buddy, we love you.

Kids, kids, tell him you love him.

Tell him!

Couchy, Couchy, tell Buddy you love him.

It's okay.

Buddy, don't be mad.

We all love you.

I promise we all love you.

No, Buddy, Buddy.

Oh, no, Buddy, it's me, Couchy.

I'm your best friend.

I love you.

No. No, no, no!

"Buddy, no."

"Buddy, wait."

"Oh, Buddy, I love you."

"I love you so much."

We're gonna make a run for it.

"Can I kiss you all?"

"You're my hero, Buddy."

"You taught me so much."

"Buddy."

Go. Go, go, go.

Okay.

Do you love me, Worry Well?

Freddy Beans,

I need you to be the leader, okay,

and get everyone down the well.

No, mom.

I can't.

Yes, yes, yes, you can.

You used to get scared all the time,

but you would always do the scary thing anyway.

I love you so much.

I love you, Freddy Beans.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

♪ I hate Buddy

♪ Yes I do

♪ I hate, I hate, I hate you

You go first, Hannah.

Come on. Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Hurry.

Come on, Hannah. Here.

♪ Stab your heart and kick your knee ♪

♪ Buddy, you're my enemy

♪ Get an axe, chop off your head ♪

♪ I wish you were fucking dead ♪

Run, Freddy!

Mommy?

I'm better than a mommy.

No!

I love you.

Mommy.

I'm so sorry, Freddy.

I love you, Freddy.

I love you too, Freddy.

Buddy, stop, please.

I love you, I love you so much.

Oh, Tyler.

Tyler, your love saved me!

Thank you, thank you.

We did it together

with a little love and a lot of perseverance.

♪ One small step will lead you closer to your goal ♪

♪ It's not as far as it seems

♪ You've gotta persevere

and push right through the fear ♪

Don't worry, kids, I'm coming!

He's stuck.

He--he's too big.

Look, it's a door.

Help!

Help!

Open up!

Where is he going?

♪ One small step

will bring will bring you closer to your goals ♪

♪ It's not as hard as it seems ♪

- Help! - Help!

- Let me out! - Help!

I did it, kids.

He's climbing down! How did he fit?

Remember what I taught you about perseverance?

Help! Help!

Help!

Help!

What is this place?

Is there a way out of here?

Kids, it's okay!

What's happening?

Hannah, can you hear him?

I can't hear him!

Hannah!

Oliver, come on!

Oliver.

It's time for your hug.

I'm so tired of running.

Do you promise it won't hurt?

Oliver, no, don't!

I promise.

- And you love Buddy. - Help!

Help!

Remember,

Buddy is perfect and you love Buddy.

Help! Help!

You had a good run, Freddy.

But now it's time for your hug.

This is for your own good, Freddy.

It's the only way you'll learn.

Strappy!

I'm proud of you.

I didn't think you had it in you,

but you learned to be brave.

Like my song.

I like to think I had a hand in that.

I have such a big heart.

Can you feel all the blood from my big, big heart?

♪ You love Buddy, yes you do ♪

♪ And I love

♪ I love each one

Bitch.

I'm scared, Freddy.

I can't--I can't--I can't-- I can't catch my breath.

It's okay, Strappy.

♪ You gotta be scared to be brave ♪

♪ You can't face your fears unless at first you're afraid ♪

♪ When you want to run away and just hide in a cave ♪

♪ Just remember you've gotta be scared to be brave ♪

Hi there.

How are you?

You seem a little lonely.

My name is Buddy.

Will you be my friend?

I'm always looking for a new friend.

I know I just met you, but I love you very much

and I think you're gonna love me too.

Would you like to sing a song?

Do you like to dance?

We play lots of games here.

There's always lots of friends around.

Do you want to come play and be my friend?

Just give me a high five.

Just give me a high five and we can play.

Doesn't that sound fun?

It's okay, guys.

We might get out of here.

Okay, I'm ready.

See, guys?

I knew we would make it out.

Mr. Mailbox?

Oh, Strappy.

No.

Who are you?

♪ Walkin' the streets of this town ♪

♪ Lookin' for the place you might be found ♪

- ♪ I keep lookin' - ♪ I keep lookin'

- ♪ I keep hopin' - ♪ I keep hopin'

- ♪ I keep waitin' - ♪ I keep waitin'

♪ And hesitatin'

to go into the wrong place in town ♪

♪ Many times I've walked through the door ♪

♪ Of honky-tonks where you've been found before ♪

♪ And always on that barstool you look down ♪

♪ For I found you in the wrong place in town ♪

♪ Mr. Bartender, have you seen a girl about so high? ♪

♪ Her eyes were shining and her lips like cherry wine ♪

♪ And when she left, I think she had a red dress on ♪

♪ And if I don't find her,

the only one I ever loved is gone ♪

♪ Walkin' the streets of this town ♪

♪ Lookin' for the place you might be found ♪

- ♪ I keep lookin' - ♪ I keep lookin'

- ♪ I keep hopin' - ♪ I keep hopin'

- ♪ I keep waitin' - ♪ I keep waitin'

♪ And hesitatin'

to go into the wrong place in town ♪

It's Buddy!