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Chapter I - Bearcave

What are these?

I'm going to have a stroke.

-I'm a legit farmer. -You're despicable.

But it's alright. I'll sort you out.

Wow, I'm so down.

I'm an artiste.

The things I have in store for you will blow your mind.

We're going for a walk.

I won't take no for an answer.

I'll work my magic later.

No way.

Let's go, please.

It'll be nice to do something together.

I can't with that stupid face.

-Fine, you ballbuster. -Dope.

Get your sneakers on.

I see you're all ready?

I'll even roll you a spliffy wiffy.

Where's Giorgos?

He has a work thing in Trikala.

Oh really?

Did they run out of cops?

It looks tiny from here.

It is tiny.

You pothead.

What? I'm savouring the view.

Why?

We're stuck here forever.

Nah, I'm good.

You feeling alright?

I don't want to bad-trip.

So you dragged us here to watch me smoke?

I have to tell you something.

You're pregnant, right?

It's too early to know for sure.

I'm moving to Larisa.

Giorgos got transferred

and we can live at his mom's place there.

But you hate his mom.

Yeah.

But its free.

It's free here too.

What am I meant to do, Argiro?

Stay here forever?

What about me?

At least you're upholding tradition.

So are you.

Painting nails for old hags is a tradition?

But you're great at it.

Whatever.

But Larisa?

Larisa's hot and packed.

Larisa's got three nightclubs.

They're strip clubs. You'll finally have a career.

Shame on you.

Sorry.

I didn't mean that.

People usually say congrats.

Congratulations.

I've got an idea.

Yikes.

Let's go to the bearcave?

Are you crazy? I'll miscarry.

Two birds, one stone.

I don't mess with the supernatural.

Bears aren't supernatural, dummy.

I'm not risking it.

That's just some parent bullshit.

You used to beg me to go.

Yeah but you chickened-out.

Then.

-You'll get nightmares again. -Shut up.

I'm not sure it's a good idea.

Smoke a little

and you'll see it's a great idea.

I don't know if it's allowed.

You're fine. They did a bunch of studies in America.

-For real? -It helps.

Fine.

For the baby.

For the baby.

It's like a pussy with teeth.

I wasn't gonna say it.

Why wouldn't you say it?

Why do you hate Larisa?

I don't hate Larisa. It's just objectively shit.

I think you'll like it.

-What? -That's bullshit and you know it.

What does that mean?

You're afraid that you'll be lonely and bored.

You think I want you to come with me so I'm not bored?

Did you hear that?

Don't mess with me, please.

It was probably a squirrel.

We've lost the trail.

It's this way.

Are you sure?

Yeah, definitely.

Okay, let's go back. I'm tired.

How are you meant to have a kid if you can't handle one hike?

What is your problem?

We're about to get eaten by bears and you're talking about this again?

You're having a kid with a cop but you're scared of some bear?

When did you become such a bigot?

Probably when you became a nail-obsessed bimbo.

I thought you liked my nails?

Whatever.

It's just nails.

Whatever, I'm heading back.

Yeah nice.

Run back to your dick boyfriend.

Fuck you and your stupid bear cave.

With pleasure.

Argiro!

-How's it going ladies? -Hey Mike.

You look like shit.

Little quickie in the woods.

Shut up loser.

Right.

Where were you guys?

Don't even ask.

I'll tell you later.

Yeah, tonight's going to be wild.

We better get wasted.

I got three bottles with the boys.

It'll be a shitshow.

What about you grumpy?

You coming?

I'm not sure.

-I feel wrecked. -Hey, none of that.

Don't you want to celebrate your bestie

who's leaving to become a bougie city girl?

I'm already bougie.

We'll see you there.

Roger that.

Later, ladies.

Idiot.

Come on, Mike's fun.

See you tonight.

Whatever.

I want you looking hot.

Don't come looking like a farm boy.

Thank god I saved you.

He was practically drooling.

He's cute, no?

Oh please, not the peasant who thinks he's an Instagram model.

But he's got a hot bike.

I'll consider it.

A moment of silence

for our friendship.

Fuck it.

There's something-

Show some respect.

Okay?

Okay.

There's something I need to tell you.

I'm listening.

I don't want to sound crazy.

You won't sound crazy.

What?

When I went into the cave

right before you came back,

I think I saw a bear.

Ugh, I adore you.

-I'm being serious. -So am I.

Here you go. Have a nice day.

Who's the bear for?

It's for Anneta.

She left.

She left?

With her man. This morning.

One day they knock you up and the next they drive you away.

At least we have you, you'll never leave.

Should I stick it in?

What?

Come, get off. How much do you want?

Fill it.

Fill it?

Gas is up to 3.10 man.

3.10?

How much do I need to get to Larisa?

With this piece of trash?

Not a chance.

She's tough.

Why go to Larisa?

It sucks there.

Larisa's got three clubs.

You're the club type now?

Why not?

Okay, farm girl.

Anyways.

Give me the money and get lost.

Another time.

You owe me.

Chapter II - Little Nettle

Are you just going to stare at me?

I was thinking

maybe we could go for a walk?

Do whatever you want. I’m heading back.

Yeah, awesome.

Run back to your dick boyfriend.

Fuck you and your stupid bearcave.

With pleasure!

You better look hot.

Don’t come dressed like a farm boy.

Welcome home, princess.

We’ve been looking for you all day.

Why didn’t you pick up your phone?

I just went for a walk.

With Argiro?

Shut it.

Go put on something nice.

Giorgos is coming.

He’s bringing the car tonight so you can do the move tomorrow.

But we agreed to leave next week?

He couldn’t get the time off.

Don’t worry, we’ll have a nice going away dinner tonight.

Invite Argiro.

Giorgos said you’ve got big news.

Grab the nettles.

Get an apron or you’ll get dirty.

And you’ve got your tummy out as always.

They sting, grab some gloves.

You’re not wearing any.

I’m used to it.

I’ll be fine.

You can’t even fit gloves over those nails.

Come here.

Don’t you eat too much of this.

Why not?

When I was your age

one of the village boys fancied me.

Thanasis, the son of the shepherd.

He was handsome.

But I’d already been set up with another man.

I had good prospects

but my mind was always in the gutter.

I got carried away.

One day my grandma invited me to the kitchen.

She’d prepared this nettle concoction.

It had the most horrible bitter taste.

The next day, it was like nothing happened.

I just bled a little.

No one even noticed.

Only grandma’s knew those tricks back then.

Thanasis was nice though.

Sturdy, but gentle.

What does this have to do with me?

We didn’t know much back then.

You have choices.

Hey!

There she is!

Hey there princess.

There she is!

Where have you been?

I just had a family thing.

Where’s your boo?

-What? -Giorgos?

Oh. Home.

Have you seen Argiro?

Nah. She’s probably sleeping in the goat shed.

I thought he was away.

He surprised me.

Goodnight.

Let’s not go home yet.

And if he wakes up and sees you’re gone?

I don’t care.

I think you’d make a good mom.

What made you think of that?

You’re so good with the little goats.

Goats aren’t people.

So… you don’t want to have kids?

Nah.

I’d rather not destroy my vagina.

Are you scared?

I don’t know.

The whole thing doesn’t seem worth it.

Do you want to get out of here?

Right now?

No.

I mean leave.

To go somewhere together.

Where?

I don’t know.

To Kammena Bourla?

Who’s going to feed the goats?

The goats will survive!

Come on. We can go to our amusement park.

And we can get little donuts.

With honey?

And cinnamon.

I’ll come by tomorrow.

Or, today, I guess.

Anneta sweetie.

Where’s Giorgos?

He went straight to the station...

we had a stop on the way.

My dear. Bring that here.

You should have called me.

It’s not good for you to carry things with the baby.

It’s okay. I've done worse.

Like what?

Nothing.

I’m kidding.

I imagine your stomach is all messed up from the car, right?

Should I make you a chamomile tea?

I had a coffee, I’m all good.

Chamomile will do the trick.

My first few months with Giorgos were terrible.

Puking up all the time.

Every day the same thing. But it will pass.

Impressive collection.

Thank you. It belonged to my father-in-law.

A big clarinet fan I see.

I’m obsessed. Especially with Chalkias.

Once he even came and played in Tirna.

Some of the girls got together and we sat right at the front.

And he saw me and called me on stage

and we danced together for one song.

I’m out of chamomile so I made mountain tea.

It’s from Tirna, like you.

See?

God takes care of everything.

What? Is it bitter?

Yeah, kinda.

That’s okay. It’s good for you.

Drink it.

When I was little

we used to hike up The Egg with my dad to collect tea.

I’m a little hungry. Can I make something?

Shouldn’t we wait for Giorgos?

Giorgos gets off in six hours.

Oh, right.

How about we watch some TV? It’ll curb your appetite.

What is there to do in the city?

You have to check out the Zoo.

They say it’s one of the best in the world.

When Giorgos was small I’d take him every Saturday.

It’s got all sorts of exotic animals.

They even have an albino reindeer.

I’m not sure if he’s still alive.

But you should go. You’ll like it.

He’s here.

Do you mind if I change the channel?

Tell me how after all these years on TV

he still has the same face?

He’s on again? Gosh.

But I want to see the prizes today.

The other day, some lady phoned in

from Kilkis.

It’s hard to phone in.

The prizes aren’t bad.

Where are you off to?

A club.

With my friends.

A club?

I haven’t been to a club....

since the recession.

Should I drive you?

No I’m okay.

But thanks.

You’re pretty.

My son has taste.

Don't forget

keep an eye on your drinks.

And don’t talk to strangers.

Don’t worry. I’ll have company.

You know what sort of men hang out at clubs?

Time for Survivor!

Let’s watch it together.

I can’t remember where we left off.

You know, I don’t like the celebrity one as much.

The normal people one was better. What do you think?

Imagine going so far away

spending all that time away from home

to sleep with snakes and scorpions.

But I guess there’s money involved.

Would you do it?

Look at them now in the mud.

Now what?

Were they always so strong or did they get bigger?

Where are you off to?

I’m going to have a smoke.

Anneta, you’re not supposed to.

Where did you find those?

Want to make a nettle pie?

I’m from Thessaly, aren’t I?

I’ve made my share of pies.

One last one and then I’m cutting you off.

Come on, Maro.

The bar is closed, miss.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

This is the one.

What?

That song I was telling you about.

Get up.

Get up.

Get up, Maro.

Didn’t I tell you not to go to the mill, my dear

Don’t let the wheel cut you

And I'll become a murderer, my dear

Serve, Maro.

My darling, my darling Living part of me

I’m so happy you’re having fun.

Don’t be shy.

I know all of this can be frightening.

When I realized I was having Giorgos

I was so scared I almost…

You know.

But thank God I didn’t do it.

Or we wouldn’t be here right now

singing and dancing.

I have something to tell you.

This was the best day I’ve had in years.

Truly.

Anneta?

What are you doing here?

I’m just going for a walk.

In the fields?

Why? It’s nice out.

Giorgos is looking for you.

What a cutie.

Let me page him.

Is he on the line?

Yeah. He’s on now.

Let me talk to him for a sec.

Paging 513.

Giorgo, are you there?

I have a surprise for you.

Giorgo?

Anneta?

What the fuck, babe?

We’ve been looking for you all morning. My mom is freaking out.

I wanted to go for a walk.

Are you trying to make me look bad?

This is embarrassing.

Look, I need to tell you something.

You just woke up and ran away?

Anneta, you’re about to be a mother.

I want to have a child with someone I love.

Say sorry to your mom for me.

I brought you nettle pie.

Chapter III - The Egg

I shouldn’t have left them out.

Don’t dwell on it.

These things happen.

I’ll ask Spiros if he can lend us some goats.

He’s abandoned them anyway.

Don’t bother.

We’ll sell them off.

Sell what?

Everything.

Whatever’s left of the herd.

The tractor.

I’ll give you the land title.

Take the money and go study something.

Meet some people your age.

And you?

Who’s going to take care of you?

What about me?

I had your mother to take care of

and now

you’re left with me and the goats.

And you saw how that turned out.

It was one mistake.

We’ll figure it out.

Don’t be stubborn.

Go enjoy your life.

Maybe start a family like Anneta.

-Hold on! -Wait.

Hey, Argiro!

-Let me eat my donut. -Go on, take it.

-Υou want it? -Νο.

Οκ then.

My nails are getting sticky.

Give me some...

I’ll be right next to you.

Next to me? Or just for the view?

Yeah.

There goes that.

You found some real assholes to sell the farm to.

Yeah you’re not wrong.

When the papers are finalized

you should collect your things.

You can go stay with your Aunt until you find your own place.

Are you celebrating tonight?

-Nope. -Why not?

Saturday night and you’re staying in with your old man?

Go and celebrate with your friends.

Tell Makis the first round is on me.

The sun is setting and the day is coming to an end

Αnd the day is coming to an end

And my mind, can not get away from my love

Can not get away from my love

Come out, so I can see you♪

Come out, so I can see you

Come out, so I can see you

Few words to say

Who kissed you?♪

Who kissed you?

Who kissed you?

I brought you nettle pie.

Anneta?

Hey Mike.

How you doing?

What’s up?

We thought you disappeared.

I missed you.

Me too.

What are you doing here?

I ran away.

So I heard.

What did you hear?

I was worried, dude.

Yeah, shit when down.

Hey, can I crash at yours tonight?

I’ll get beers and tell you about it.

Dude.

I don’t know.

What don’t you know?

I’m kinda close with Giorgos.

And we’re not close?

Yeah, man.

I just don’t want to get involved.

You’re going to leave me out here?

Did I wake you?

I was just dozing off.

You gave us a good scare.

Couldn’t you at least give us a phonecall?

I’m sorry.

How are you going to deal with a child on your own?

If he doesn’t take you back?

I don’t want to raise a kid with George.

Is there someone else?

But they don’t want me.

My girl.

Is he from Tirna?

Argiro!

What’s up? Cat got your tongue?

Where are all the animals?

They died.

What do you mean?

I left them out overnight and some animal ate them.

The whole herd?

We sold whatever survived.

Sold? To whom?

Will you tell me?

Why do you care?

You looking to buy a farm?

Why are you being like this?

It’s not my fault your goats died.

No.

You’re not at fault. For anything.

You don’t want to talk?

What’s there to talk about?

Hey guys.

I said hey guys.

Cheers.

Cheers.

It’s perfect how all the cowards are sitting at the same table.

I’ll take that.

On the bitter laurel flower

I lay down to sleep

Come on, let me get some sleep

Come on, and I had a big dream

I wed my love

Out of stubbornness, out of spite

And she is marrying my enemy

For my own stubbornness

She invites me to her wedding

Αnd asks me to be the best man

Τo go and crown them

Τo unite their two bodies

I pass the golden crowns

Ηold on, my poor heart

Αnd silver candles, mercy and charity

Τhere is no trust

Shut up whore!

Cut the music.

Sorry, did you say something?

You think you’re smart?

You don’t even know what that word means.

Sorry.

Let me say one more thing.

Why are you all looking at me like that?

First of all

you’re never going to hear a voice like this again.

Okay?

That’s number one.

Secondly

why don’t you all chill a little?

Acting like I killed him.

If George cared so much that I left him

he would be here right now.

But he’s chickenshit.

Like all of you.

What?

What?

What’s the problem?

I dumped George.

Our most beloved cop.

Our pride and joy.

What a whore...

A total whore.

What did she do?

I’m a total whore.

And I’ll do whatever I want.

And I aborted the baby.

Boom!

Do you know that

that whales

whale mothers

breastfeed their young for up to three years?

Didn’t know that huh?

Not a chance.

I wanted to

I wanted to be a whale mom.

And now,

you

you don’t even look me in the eyes.

Are you crazy?

Get in. I’m kidnapping you.

You can’t even drive.

You’re driving.

Get out of the car.

Sure thing.

Get out before you kill someone.

Do you want to move over?

Not really.

Now what?

Let’s go for a drive?

I can’t stand being in Tirna anymore.

Last time we went for a walk you disappeared.

To be clear, I came back for you.

Whatever.

In Larisa, I saw an albino reindeer.

I don’t want to hear about Larisa.

Sorry, it just reminded me of you.

I freaked out and made a mistake. I’m sorry.

Oh, really?

But you still love me?

I’m taking you home.

You made a fool of yourself last night.

They were asking for it.

You should have seen the old geezers’ faces.

Trust me, I saw them.

It was pretty cool, though.

Please, let’s not go this way.

You can’t live like this.

I don’t want to talk to him.

I’ll talk to him.

And say what?

It’s fine. We’re all adults here.

I’ll be right back.

I kept the baby.

For real?

I didn’t know how to tell you.

I like it here.

Can I ask you something?

Oh no.

It’s not bad, I promise.

Go ahead.

That day in the cave

before I found you

what did you see?

Subtitling: VIDEOPRESS S.A.