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Tony, what the fuck? What's up, Tony?

What's up, buddy? It's been a while.

It's been a while.

It's been a while. Still, dude.

Little homo.

Oh, my little homo. Little homo.

It's been a while. Always gotta talk poo-poo.

Always gotta talk poo-poo.

Fuck, the light went.

How old are you now, 40?

45.

45? 45.

I think we should just interview you. So what's up?

So what's it like doing elderly porn?

It's good, you know.

What's it like doing elderly porn? It's good, you know.

I'm working on my social security benefits. Senior citizen porn.

I get a senior citizen discount, you know.

Fuck you.

I'm living it up, baby.

Yeah, that's right. This guy's got his AARP membership.

What is A.I.V.? A.I.V., yeah, you know what A.I.V. is.

It's your benefits.

Oh, my God.

I've never worked no real jobs. I've never gotten no Social Security.

Fucking... So how much longer do you think you have in this industry before

your dick, like, just, like, stops working and falls off? Oh, are you

kidding me? Some of those guys in L.A. are fucking... They're way older than

me.

Shawn Michaels is 50 Shawn Michaels probably about 50 something now there's

some that are better and he's still performing actually he's probably close

to 60 he was 50 deep homes that guy's old it's like 70 maybe where you going

this isn't where the restaurants are why is he always you want business the

restaurants no where they go have lunch they got those are in the way you have

to drive all the way to the back

Yeah. Alright, I think you're full of shit, bro. Yeah, I would've just went to

the one over by the mall over here.

The mall?

Yeah, that's the whole thing.

There's no restaurants back here, dude.

Front of the mall, there's all the restaurants.

Let me get a better... Oh my god, look at this.

Look,

there's no one even working today.

There's no cars or nothing.

Whoa, what the fuck? What is that?

White thickness that's a lot of white look there's nothing here anyways we got

to go out This is not working this is not working

Southwest

next weekend we're going to the beach Is

this girl really walking by herself

Hello.

How you doing?

I'm good.

Oh, sorry about that. Are we blocking your walkway?

Dude, can you not scare people? Go across the street. Go across the street.

Sorry.

Yeah, go across the street.

You want to go up on the sidewalk?

No, just pull up and make them go around you. Fuck them.

Oh, I do?

Should I jump out with the blanket?

Excuse me, ma'am.

So, uh, do you got five minutes?

Not really.

Ah, shit. Go, keep driving.

What'd you say? No English?

Yo, what are you, what are you gonna tell him? Jump, no.

Can I help you?

Do the drop towel, do the drop towel. Where, uh, where does everyone have

lunch around here?

Like, where's the... There's like a strip down there.

Is that where you're headed?

Yeah.

I guess it's walking distance. I guess that's why you're walking.

You're too pretty to be walking You don't have any

you don't have any co-worker friends to walk with You

want to go for a two-for-one lunch special

I know a great spot What

are you gonna, what do you plan on having today

Whoa Yeah, that's what we do we just run over shit You saw it coming to you

didn't warn us.

Yeah, you're not very nice Look you owe us five

minutes now at least come talk to us I don't know what that was So

So what kind of food do you like? What do you feel like having today?

I bet she likes Italian. I don't know.

Italian? Italian?

Maybe. You like cannolis?

What? Cannolis.

Cannolis? I've never had one. Never had a cannoli? Oh, what's the matter with

you?

What's the matter with you?

Hey,

listen. Nice cream filling.

Look. What what I mean you're probably you haven't asked about this camera

staring at you, but basically Listen give me five minutes. Just give me give

me one minute to explain myself No, I mean can you stop walking though? Can

you just give me one minute? Give me one minute. Give me one minute, please.

Please look look what we're doing is we're driving around we're doing surveys

for the For the restaurant industry among corporate among corporate people

and we're we're trying to like basically um we work for an organization that kind

of develops restaurants and so they like to kind of like see like what's needed

around this area food wise do you got like basically i just ask you like 10

questions no i'm not really interested i mean look

i'm i mean i'm not really authorized but i mean i could give you like i give you

20 for it to just answer

the questions you know you could really we could really use your help seriously

i mean i can't go home until i get like enough people you know to answer the

questions i need a different variety i've already talked to a couple people

but you know i need a woman's perspective you know how long does it

take five ten minutes maybe just you know somebody that enjoys eating do you

enjoy eating

Do you have lunch in this area a lot?

Do you know what a lot of other co-workers where they go and stuff and

what they like? Do you know what should be like? What kind of food would be

missing around here? Chinese?

Italian?

Greek?

Not really?

$40. I'll give you $40 for some questions.

$40 cash.

Just answer some questions. It'll take five minutes.

Okay. Really?

Oh, awesome. Can you come a little closer just at least on my camera? No, I

just need to set my camera up.

And I'm just going to, you're okay with me recording, right? It's just, it's so

we could like, so we can have it all documented.

Is it necessary?

Yeah, for your audio. It's necessary for the audio. So I don't have to write them

down physically. You know what I mean?

Yeah. So, um, all right, you ready? So what's your, what's your name?

Brittany.

Okay, Brittany, nice.

And how old are you?

I'm 18.

Wow, you're 18.

Yes. Okay, and you have ID to prove that?

I mean, you don't have to show it to me right now. I want to confirm you do have

an ID.

Yeah. Okay, cool.

It's precautionary measures.

All right, so one of the questions is, what kind of food do you like to eat

when you go out to restaurants? Not necessarily lunch, just what do you

normally like to eat?

Do you like Italian?

Do you like American?

Yeah, I like Italian and like Mexican restaurants.

Mexican restaurants? Okay, cool, cool, cool.

Where do you tend, what do you kind of tend on eating for lunch? Like where do

you like, you know, do you just go to the one restaurant because that's just

the only one you like? Or is it like you wish there was more variety?

Yeah, what do you tend to eat up there on the corner? What's up there?

Is it American or would you call it like it's an Italian restaurant?

Um Fuck you know what I can't really um,

I can't really hear you the your It's hard to explain but it's the audio

that's out here. Can you keep a little closer?

Yeah, but I don't I don't want to ask her to come inside. She might not want

to come inside I mean, it's better. It's obviously it's better in here.

It's that the audio is better in here Yeah,

cuz we're wasting your time too so I could get you there quicker Well,

the audio is sort of like hurting me out here, you know, I'm hearing a lot of the

trees and the wind And birds chirping I can hear lizards

I can hear lizards. Yeah, they're talking.

Okay. Yeah, so I mean if Look, I just open the door like Look, it's

it's it's kind of soundproofed in here. That's all He

says just right here on the corner, right,

I mean you look hot too

So you know who you're with. You can send it to a friend or something.

Alright. Alright?

Good? I hope so.

Oh, cool.

Okay.

Yeah, see, there's nothing, uh... Where would you want me to go?

Oh, just get comfortable anywhere.

Yeah, you can sit on the seat back there.

Well... I'll just lounge over here.

Yeah, that works out better. See, and now we can give you a ride, and it just,

you know...

Yeah Receptionist awesome Alright, so you say it's just there's restaurants up

here on the corner Okay,

so we'll just we'll head up there in the corner. And so you're a receptionist

Sorry, I'm fucking getting clouded. I'm trying to read these.

It's hard holding this camera trying to read the questions.

I know, it's fucking tough.

So if you could have any other restaurant down here, like food, type

of food, what would you recommend?

Chinese. You think we should have more Chinese here? Sushi.

That seems to be a big thing nowadays, sushi, you know? It's quick.

For lunch, it's quick. People want in and out. Yeah, in and out. You know,

people want in and out. They want to be able to come in, get some quick food,

right? But good. And sushi, it's handmade in front of you and stuff like

that. So it's quick.

Cool.

Sushi. So you're 18, huh? You're like, that's pretty young to be working

reception, huh? You just started. No college, I guess?

I do classes online.

Online classes?

That's cool. That's it.

That's cool.

Yeah. And is that because you have to work? Is there, like, you don't get help

from your parents? Yeah, no, I have to work.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

All right. How's the money being a receptionist?

Pretty shitty.

Pretty shitty? Thank you for being honest.

Pretty shitty, yeah.

But it's not that hard of a job, is it?

No.

Yeah,

well that's good at least that's why you're walking right so you get good up,

you know Get some good some exercises Yeah,

you can get comfortable you look

well yeah um so so um

did

we

pass the restaurant are we I think so.

Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Our driver is the worst. You know what?

There's a restaurant on the corner, bro.

We know there's a good restaurant up here, though, we can take you to. It's a

really good food. You said you like Mexican food. Yeah, it's okay, though.

You'd rather go? Well, hold on. All right, well, look, we'll go back right

now. We'll turn... Yo, driver, when you get a second, turn back around. She

doesn't want that Mexican food. She doesn't want Mexican food? No.

So, listen, back to...

So a girl like you is so why why receptionist I mean a pretty girl like

you could probably do anything in her job was yeah modeling or You

know

most girls like you when they're trying to go through college and stuff like

that and they have assets like you a lot of them tend to do like dancing

stripping

That was never an option for you? What if your friend would have called you and

said, hey, I got this job for you, but it's at a strip club.

Do you know much about stripping? Do you have any friends that strip? Aren't

those pretty personal questions?

Why are you asking me those? Sorry.

Sorry. I don't know.

Ah, I just got carried away. I'm sorry about that. I mean, listen, honestly,

I'm just trying to, I was just trying to, like, figure out. Didn't you have,

like, a question, like a survey or something? Yeah, that's what that, I

wrote that in there. Well, it's part of the survey because we like to kind of

generate, like, maybe, like, what kind of income do you have, like.

Do you have to settle for certain food because you don't make that much money?

Right. You know what I mean? I need to know what kind of... If you could eat

filet mignon, would you get filet mignon? You know, I mean, like, we need

to see what kind of, like, bracket of food you... Or, like, fast food?

Do you eat a lot of fast food?

Not really.

No? That's good.

So, what do you, like... I mean, there are other ways you can make more money.

You just never... Sausage? Italian sausage?

I don't eat red meat.

You don't eat red meat? No. Oh, okay.

So then, is there enough vegan places around here for you?

Well, I eat chicken.

I just don't eat red meat. Oh, okay.

We're new to all this. This is our first job talking about food.

So you'd be white meat.

I'd be probably red meat.

You're white meat, for sure.

You're pale white meat.

She's like, what are you talking about?

So uh okay, so do you what do you like? What's your living situation like I love

my mom my dog?

You live with your mom.

Yeah, wow That's probably a bummer, huh?

Did you think you would be like still living with your mom at 18? Do you think

you'd be? I was hoping to move out last year Yeah, that didn't happen, huh?

No, no, yeah, I've just been saving money Wow

Saving money is a bummer. The real world is a bummer, huh? Especially when you're

not making that much.

Yeah, did you ever think the real world was going to be this tough, huh?

Not really.

Yeah, right? It's tough. Don't you wish you would have stayed in school and

listened to your parents? Did you finish school?

Yeah. Okay, good. You finished school.

At least one of us did.

But you're having to do college online, huh? It must be a bummer. Don't you wish

you could actually just go to college and finish it quicker?

Yeah, but then it couldn't work.

And then you have to work because you're trying to get... That's tough.

So you need like a little bump, right? Like a little edge in life, right? A

little side hustle. It'd be nice. It would be nice to kind of get you some

kind of little edge on life, like a little step up, a little helping step.

Yeah. All right, cool. Well, it's your lucky day.

We do have a pot we do have this this way for you to make some extra money The

other gig yeah, I mean only for special people and she seems like she's a

special case Special case. I don't know if you're interested But we do have a

way for you to make some extra money that $40 gonna seem like nothing I mean

you can make you know anywhere from five to fifteen hundred to two thousand

dollars Depending on what you're willing to do Well, it's it's uh, you gotta have

an open mind You got to be, you know, a little open to certain things.

I'm telling you, it sure beats working on a job for $250 a week.

Now, you said you were not okay with stripping, right?

She didn't say that.

Oh, you said it was a personal question.

So, if you're interested in making some kind of money like this, I got to

understand your reasoning behind not stripping. Like, what was your reasoning

behind not stripping? Well, I was living at home, and, like, I just...

I don't think she would. Her parents would kill me if they found out it was

working. Ah, okay. So if you could do it privately, you were okay with it?

Yeah. So you're okay with your body, you just didn't want your parents to find

out? Yeah.

Ah, okay. That's perfect. That's work. That could work.

All right. Well, you could... We'll start you off at... I can text Buddy

right now and see if... I don't know if she's playing tonight.

Okay.

I mean, we do have... Alright, so I can give you

$350 if you're willing to kind of strip down a little bit.

Show us what you're made of. Basically, we throw private parties sometimes.

Stuff like that. We need girls to like walk around topless, bartend, drink

drinks. 100% legal. 100% legal. Legal and legit.

100% legal.

Everyone's an adult.

Everyone's, you know, it's just kind of like stripping, but a private event.

Yeah, like we have poker nights and the girls come, make sure the guys get

drinks and they go topless or G-string. I mean, you can walk away with $1,000

easily. Right. It's tips.

A lot of tips. And it's all private. It's a private club. So it's like, you

know. All high class people.

Yeah. High end money.

Don't know if you'd be interested again, and it's usually at night, so it's like

you know doesn't interrupt your day job Okay, but there is a catch because I

can't they I have to kind of pre-screen you

Or they had a penis.

That's the one you picked out that time. Nah, you thought she was cute.

You thought she was cute too.

And then she showed up and she was like, okay, drop the draws. And she had a

dick.

Listen,

surgeries are a motherfucker nowadays.

And she really looked like a hot chick from the neck up.

Granted, her tits looked kind of abnormally big. But, I mean, I didn't

think nothing of it.

So I don't know are you interested?

I mean, I'm like I'm around where I kind of asking you seriously like when it

comes to like Some serious money. You know where you know I could but it's

this necessary.

Oh the camera yeah Well,

I'm gonna have to show the boss, so I got to kind of show the the clients

Okay, so but that's that's only for them like this is only for them. This is only

for the private private clientele

Okay, we just got a pre-screen you we got to kind of see you naked a little

bit kind of check your body parts Make sure you're good.

You know you got no dicks coming out Okay,

just making sure Thank God. You know there's no dicks. You know or no crazy

scars You know because last thing they want is for a dick to be hanging out the

underwear

Seems like the bigger the tits, the bigger the tips.

So I think you did really good.

Okay. So what would you like me to do?

Well,

I'll even give you $300 just for stripping down. Basically, we just kind

of need you to kind of strip down and just show us what you got, you know?

I mean, you got a great personality. You got a great smile.

So as far as all that's concerned, we're happy.

Just you know You're okay with that oh my

god awesome, yeah, this is our office basically Just pull

that yeah, you could just pull that down. Yeah, you don't have to yeah, you

just pull it down. You don't have to Wow

Holy shit Those are

really nice

Keep the shirt right there and then just button these.

Why don't you turn

around and take off the panties just so you can see the ass. Might as well do

the same thing.

Wow.

Is this embarrassing?

Um, I mean... Have you ever done anything like this?

Huh? Have you ever done anything like this?

Not really.

Well, the idea of making $15,000, $2,000 is pretty... Yeah.

I bet.

Wow, look at you.

Damn, she's so hot.

Can I sit next to you? Because my knees are killing me on this thing.

Yeah,

just...

Um, it's really important that he kind of like makes sure those are real. Do

you mind if he... I mean, don't they look real?

Oh, well, they're big.

They're big, but you know, like you said, there's very good surgeries

nowadays. Do you mind if he just gives you a field test?

I mean, it's just a... Is it okay? I guess, well...

I like playing with them too. Now I know why you were just playing with them.

No dick? Can we see? Just gotta make sure there's no dick.

Wow,

look at this girl.

It's like trim too. She's getting a little nervous, I think.

She's very close to me.

You're really hot, so it's just...

I like to be next to hot girls.

They're really hot.

There's one more thing I got to kind of pre-warn you about.

You know, sometimes, you know, this club is a very open-minded club.

And so a lot of the times the gentlemen that come to this club, they're allowed

to be in a robe, be naked if they want. You know what I mean? It's kind of like

an open... Well, it's a private home. It's a private club, you know?

So, do you mind if we kind of see how comfortable you are in front of... Like,

we want to make sure you're not going to embarrass anyone and be, you know, weird

about, like, being uncomfortable with anyone.

Like... Okay.

See, like that.

See, like... Well, it's a little random, but okay.

Yeah, see, we just wanted to make sure that you're okay with, like, having a

penis out in front of you. You're not going to freak out.

And then I mean sometimes they start to play with themselves it's sort of weird

but like Well I can see she's not oh

she's

touching it Wow Wow you're okay touching it I guess huh

I'll tell you, I mean, if you're okay touching it, then wow, you're like... I

mean, there's probably really good money in there for you. She's like really

looking at things. No one can see you out there. I didn't think anyone could.

I mean, I... I mean,

I... Listen, I'll... So... I mean, I could pay you a little bit more if you

put it in your mouth.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll make it worth your while.

Are you sure?

Yeah, for sure.

We're all adults.

We can do what we want.

Oh, my God.

Oh, the boss is going to love you.

Fuck yeah.

Check

this

little 18-year-old out. Look at her.

Look at you.

Damn, she's fuckin' hot, boy.

This girl really likes... Fuck.

Yo, she's getting wet and nasty with it.

Fuckin' hot, so hot.

Hey, it's a good fucking morning.

I think she's horny.

Look at that booty back there.

I think that's too much ass for you, Tony.

Look at that.

You almost made me bust, boy. Oh, shit. That fucking ass bouncing.

That was a close one.

I'm not done with you yet, baby.

I'm not done with you yet.

Shit.

Bang Bros.

Fuck the pussy, fuck the pussy, oh my god!

Fuck!

Scoot that ass right off the edge

Get the rest of that, get the rest of that.

Holy shit.

Took a little bit of cum on your chin.

You're a nasty girl.

Yo, oh my god, get her a baby wipe. Yeah, I know she's not going back to

work. Oh shit.

Yeah.

What time is it? She got caught in it.

Oh, it's been like an hour.

Holy fuck, were you supposed to go back to work?

Yeah, it was like an hour ago.

Oh shit, you should probably call them. Let them know. We'll take you right now.

We'll drop you off.

That was fun though.

Hurry up and call. I don't want you to get fired.

Fuck, where are we? You know what, bro? Maybe you should step out to make the

call. I don't know if you got reception in here. Yo, she was sucking your dick

so good. She was fucking a fat-ass booty.

Stop. Fat-ass booty.

Go outside.

Yo, that fat-ass booty fucking shit. Tell me that shit didn't feel good. Tell

me that shit didn't feel good, her riding it like that.

She rode it like crazy. Oh,

you should just take it outside.

Yeah, her pussy was fucking amazing, dude.

Shut the door, shut the door.

Yeah. Yeah, some good pussy. Hey.

She's probably not gonna make it to work today.

We just fucked her inside the van.

Here's your shorts.

Yo,

fuck you. Yo.

Yo, fuck you.

Yo, fuck you. Yo, fuck you. Where are-

We left her in the other place. She's gonna get eaten alive.

She's gonna get eaten alive.

Fucking gators.

Oh my God.

All right, let's go eat.

Shit.

We left her in the middle of nowhere.

Oh shit.

Let's get out of here. We made it, we survived.

Bang Bros.