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And what am I doing in this hick airport?

I'm terrified of flying.

One bump, and I'm air sick.

And my agent has me booked to sign autographs in San Jose.

Well, no way, San Jose.

I got to get out of here.

I'll call Sid, and I'll just tell him it's out of the question. No way.

Visiting my family in San Jose is like checking into the woman's prison in

Frontier. Why did I agree to do this?

There better be some action in this plane.

Otherwise, my nerve will be sparking all over the place.

I promised Laura I'd remain celibate

this flight.

But it's 40 minutes of San Jose and I don't know if I can hold out that long.

After all, I did make a promise to Susie this trip.

These western jackals and corrupt infidels are about to receive the

surprise of their lives.

A most unpleasant surprise.

And that includes their hot-looking, pulse-pounding, and infinitely desirable

women, too.

Mike the Hunk says he's going to let me join the Mile High Club.

I think I know what he's talking about, and it can't happen too soon.

I recognize that girl over there.

That's Kiki.

She's had more covers than Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer.

Ooh, I bet she's got some juicy stories to tell.

I hope I get a chance to talk to her.

My passenger manifest list says Ken Curtis is on board.

I just love his pictures This is a great opportunity to get to know him

Passengers

should fasten their seatbelts put their trays in their upright position and

prepare for takeoff Weather conditions are perfect and we should have a smooth

ride into San Jose.

Thank you

That's what you think, sexy bitch.

Oh yeah, that's what I need. A smooth ride.

Right between my toes.

Where's the martini you tasted?

I think the other stewardess is working on it right now. Oh, what a pity.

She doesn't have nearly as much loss as you do.

Well, thank you. But I'll go remind her to get right on that.

You do that.

Excuse me, sir. Aren't you feeling well?

I've been better.

Is it something physical?

No.

Fear of flying?

You'd be surprised how many of our passengers get the willies once we're

airborne.

I like the way you put that, but that's not the reason.

The reason is I'm going to San Jose. I don't want to sign autographs. I'm going

to pull up to it.

That's the reason.

Oh, that's it. I thought I recognized you.

You're Ken Curtis, the famous movie actor.

the stews took a straw boat and they named you the movie star they'd most

like to fly around the world with actually they'd like to take a trip did

i win well why don't we go in the back where there's more privacy and see if i

can't relax you of your anxiety after all getaway did promise you a

smooth ride didn't it

This looks like a nice private spot.

You sure about this spot?

Yeah.

like that girl

something going on

You have to suck on like that. Oh, yeah.

Oh, man, I can feel your cock. Oh, God.

Oh,

yeah. I can't.

Oh.

Open your mouth up wide.

Oh, yeah.

Just open your mouth.

Oh, why'd you sit down with your baby?

I'm not fucking up, baby.

I

bet

it wants the game right now.

Yeah, I bet it wants a couple more sucks.

I'm trying to stop big heart attacks.

Just relax and enjoy the ride.

I tell you when you

can go and when you can't.

That's my job.

Let's see what you got here.

That's the smooth ride I was talking about.

Why don't you just sit down?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, you like those long strokes, huh?

Like big hard cock ears.

Nice and long strokes.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God. That pussy feels good.

That cock is so big inside that pussy. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, God.

Yeah, this pussy's so hot. Oh god, yeah.

Oh yeah, that pussy's getting so hot. It's getting so juicy.

Oh

yeah,

that's it.

Oh god, yeah.

That's it.

Oh, that big hard cock inside my tight little pussy feels so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

This is really bad, isn't it?

Yeah.

Oh,

that feels good.

Take it.

Yeah. Yeah, keep running.

Oh, yeah.

God,

yeah, I feel so good.

Oh, God, I feel so fucking good in that little pussy of mine.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fucking pussy of mine.

Feeling so good.

Yeah. Look at how hot and juicy it is.

Oh, God.

Look at it.

It's like hot wine cockies.

Rub that tight little lips around that big hard cock.

Oh, you can feel it, can't you, baby?

Oh, God.

Oh,

baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Come on, get it.

Right here.

Reach me, baby.

Yeah. Lean down.

There.

There.

Oh.

Oh, god, yeah.

Yeah, you like that huh? Oh yeah!

I love watching my cock go in and out of my

pussy.

Ah! Ah!

That's it, baby.

That's it, baby.

Yeah,

that's it.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's it, baby.

Oh, God, yeah.

That little pussy of mine.

Mmm, baby.

Oh, yeah, that cock feels so good.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I want you to come out of my face.

Mmm. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

That's it baby, right in my face.

Oh, don't worry. I'm sure Mike's got it under control.

Are you sure he's not having a little party with one of those sexy stewards?

Maybe in the lavatory.

Mike's probably got it on automatic pilot.

He wouldn't put it past him.

What are you thinking?

You deny?

Well, I was just thinking about how pretty you are.

Are you an actress or something?

Oh, I'm a fashion model.

Do you think the lavatory is safe?

Safe? Yeah.

I'm sure it's safe.

Yeah? Oh, good.

So, come with me to escort me.

Like that I can be sure it's empty.

See? No horny pilots, or they're willing women.

That's what you think.

Did you ever play hi-diddle-diddle?

Sometimes.

um um

Mm-hmm

Hmm.

Mm-hmm Oh

Me.

wait a minute

I'll see you soon.

Where's Rick?

Oh, hang on. I thought I saw an autopilot.

Last time I saw him, he headed back towards the back, prowling for babes.

What's going on on this plane?

You know your passenger, Ken Curtis?

Well, apparently he got sick and he's in the back.

And Pam's giving him therapy.

And now Rick's on the prowl?

What's next?

What's next?

Remember we talked about... Remember we talked about you joining the Mahi Club

with me?

Come on.

We don't have time. Time? Since when has Getaway Airlines ever been on time?

Especially this plane.

But... But what?

Don't you love me?

Of course I do.

Well then, join the Model High Club with me. Flying will never seem the same.

Thank you.

um um

I love you too.

Thank you.

Ah. Ah.

Mm.

Mm.

Awesome.

Okay, we're cool.

Almost lost everybody.

Oh.

Oh, man.

Ladies and gentlemen, fog and clear air turbulence.

We will be delayed in arriving at our destination for approximately two hours.

I'm sorry. Are you okay?

Yes, I'm okay.

But I'm just bored.

This flight is taking forever.

I understand.

I'm sorry.

Hey, you're Kiki, aren't you?

I've seen you on a lot of magazine covers.

You're really great. You must lead an exciting life.

Yeah.

You know, there is more than one way to pass the time, do you know?

Yeah? What do you mean?

I mean, I don't know, I have a lot of story about, you know, fashion and

everything, so I would love to know more.

Right? Mm-hmm.

I'm just horny.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

You are beautiful.

Thank you.

Maybe we should go back to the kitchen.

Okay.

Here?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Oh my god, I think it's trouble for sure.

I think we better go help them.

But how? We don't have any weapons.

You sure about that, Susie?

We can help.

Ladies, this is Fahud.

Fahud here wants us to fly to Sacramento so he can talk to the governor

personally. And he wants to do it in first class.

Hey, you shouldn't be here.

Well, of course we should. After all, aren't we here to service our

passengers? Yes, and it's such a cute gun with such a long barrel.

How about you're a hell of a shooter, Craig?

Stay away. Do not touch my gun.

Oh, is this gun off limits, too?

Why don't you guys set your course on automatic pilot to Sacramento and take a

break in the cabin for a while?

Sounds good to me. Put that on automatic quiet and let's go. That's a good idea.

Now what about this gun, Fode?

I'd like to see the other one you're carrying.

Mmm, doesn't this look nice?

Mmm.

Mmm-hmm.

Wouldn't you like to drop the gun?

You can't play with a gun in your hand.

Ever play hi diddle diddle with two naked gorgeous stewardesses who have got

to have it now?

You don't know.

Is there a problem with the thumb?

Yeah.

Such a sexy tennis.

Yes.

Yeah,

that's it.

I think we should take our best turn.

Yeah.

Awesome.

Mmm, that feel good.

Oh, yeah.

You're making girls

Yeah.

um um

Oh yeah.

I love the way you do that to her.

I want you to do that to me.

Yeah? Yeah, I do.

I think it's my turn.

Yeah, super great. Oh, God, yeah.

That's such a nice one.

It's so hot right now.

Oh, yeah

No one's going to Sacramento now, are they, baby?

Oh, yeah.

God, it feels good.

to arrive San Jose and return to San Francisco, our advising PTA San Jose

will be delayed another three hours.

This time, we'll hijack it quickly.